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 Family › Re: Are You Proud Of Your Parents? by Pineapp: 3:02pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
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| Family › Re: Are You Proud Of Your Parents? by Pineapp: 1:16pm On Jan 29, 2016*. Modified: 2:59pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
[b]I am proud of my parents  .Even though my mama knows she shouldn't have given birth to me if she wasn't going to take care of me   .And my papa knows he would have done better without her  .But here I am,bouncing and posting on nairaland cos they had that very fuccck to have me .I still remember being in heaven on that day when my mama kept saying "Papa Nneka it's okay jor ", and my papas only reply was "hold my head,odi ka I want to land  Gbam,, them born me  .Talking about their occupation,whatever their occupace be is still relevant till date only that it might have undergone name sophistication,like a driver is now fondly called a TRANSPORTER... Whatever it is or was paid their rent, built houses, bought me the coat of several colours I wore until I grew up to know that the thing in-between my leg is either a di!ck or pussyyy as it is called on nairaland So I'm proud of them. Let's face it,some of our parents failed us By dying so early and leaving us to cold. By being Mr. Okoronkwo and not Aliko Dangote. But........... Whose fault  ??[/b] 2 Likes |
| Events › Re: Amazing Wedding Pics Of A Nairaland Couple from Texas (see Gorgeous Pics) by Pineapp: 12:18pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
Over editing dey worry the picture These people looking all gorgeous and impeccable wouldn't be far from looking like Oshiomole  23 Likes |
| Food › Re: Urgent Advice Needed by Pineapp: 12:08pm On Jan 29, 2016 |
He should shake his head too |
| Family › Re: Who Should Sit At The Front Seat Of Your Car; Wife Or Friend? by Pineapp: 11:08am On Jan 29, 2016 |
Buy your own motor or lap your friend wife |
| Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Celebrates His Wife Diane Oputa As She Turns A Year Older by Pineapp: 10:00am On Jan 29, 2016 |
The ability and courage to live your lives without pretence keeps you younger and happier |
| Family › Re: 4 Crazy Plastic Surgery Procedures by Pineapp: 9:56am On Jan 29, 2016 |
Make them do go meet their papa Devil,he has finished furnishing their mansions
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| Family › Re: My Baby Has Refused To Eat.please Help by Pineapp: 9:45am On Jan 29, 2016 |
alfa0:Happy for you  1 Like |
| Agriculture › Re: Top 5 Richest Farmers In The World by Pineapp: 9:10am On Jan 28, 2016 |
Baba Iyabo deserves a place in that list 1 Like |
| Family › Re: See What An Acclaimed General Overseer In My Area, Did ! by Pineapp: 11:24pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
| So what would you say to Pastor Chris Oyakhilome who was and is still very much popular than the pastor you talk about. Pastor Chris has not announced his remarrying yet but I guarantee you that he is having a good nice fu...ck with some fresh pussy So be grateful that The G.O had the sense of decency to even bring a bus that conveyed rice hungry members to the venue of the second buying of pussy 5 Likes |
| Family › Re: Detained Pregnant Woman At Surulere Police Station Collapses by Pineapp: 9:23pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
We need Gods intervention seriously. A pregnant woman shouldn't be put in a cell no matter her offence |
| Romance › Re: Must Read! How I Almost Toasted A Married Woman by Pineapp: 7:08pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
This story lacks moral lesson 1 Like 1 Share |
| Celebrities › Re: Harrysong Unvielved As The New Face Of Gala ( Mr. Gala) by Pineapp: 6:12pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Share the gala Share the boost |
| Nairaland General › Re: When You're Trying To Help A Friend But He Proves Dumb [photo] by Pineapp: 6:07pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
He isn't dumb Dumb in that picture is when the friend who is trying to tell him the answer starts getting convinced of what the guy is drawing as the answer |
| Celebrities › Re: I'm Still Single And Searching- Toke Makinwa (See Tweets) by Pineapp: 5:28pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Advert 101 |
| Celebrities › Re: Ubi Franklin Shares Some Throwback Photo From His University Days by Pineapp: 4:59pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Sufferhead |
| Family › Re: The Difficulties In Saving A Relationship After Caught Cheating by Pineapp: 2:02pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
If only we can tell ourselves the truth,we've in one way been unfaithful to our partner before. You don't only become unfaithful by falling on a dick as a lady or by finding your dick in a pussy as a man. |
| Art, Graphics & Video › . by Pineapp(op): 1:07pm On Jan 27, 2016*. Modified: 9:02am On Feb 08, 2016 |
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| Romance › Re: Unbelievable: See Artworks Made Of Mellon by Pineapp: 12:58pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Creative 1 Like |
| Health › Re: Ladies Stop Pushing Your Stomach To Your Bum (photo) by Pineapp: 12:54pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
The lady in the picture looks like pestle 80 Likes 5 Shares |
| Jokes Etc › Re: When You Keep Giving Your Child Breast Milk All The Time. (funny Pic) by Pineapp: 12:52pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
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| Celebrities › Re: RMD Celebrates His Wife, Jumobi's Birthday (photo) by Pineapp: 12:49pm On Jan 27, 2016 |
Her dimples |
| Family › Re: My Baby Has Refused To Eat.please Help by Pineapp: 11:18am On Jan 27, 2016 |
alfa0:Yes. Reload works well,better than those mentioned above. Wellkid is better given when he has started school |
| Family › Re: Am I Wrong In Asking My Husband "How Are You"? by Pineapp: 11:15am On Jan 27, 2016 |
It's obvious your colleagues single. 79% of single ladies know the perfect advice for every situation. Little wonder why they are still single  1 Like |
| Family › Re: My Baby Has Refused To Eat.please Help by Pineapp: 11:08am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Get him the multivitamin syrup-Reload. It works effectively . I am 98% sure |
| Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Sales Healthcare Assistant In A Pharmacy Needed Urgently (lekki-ajah) by Pineapp: 10:22am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Only barrier is that I stay around Berger  |
| Family › Re: She Want Marriage: But Currently Earn More Than I Do Monthly; Any Side Effect? by Pineapp: 10:17am On Jan 27, 2016 |
You can wait till you are 46,by then I assure you you'd be earning thrice her take home pay. Nonsense If you are ready for marriage,what she earns is just a plus. 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Fashion › Re: Let your feet speak Fashion:: Easy wears (Handmade palms,male and female) by Pineapp(op): 9:02am On Jan 27, 2016 |
emalekuo:Good morning. Are you in Lagos? Call me 08105999939 / 08035272752 |
| Romance › Re: New Tricks Girls Used by Pineapp: 8:58am On Jan 27, 2016 |
Rich English speaking dude spotted gassdon: 1 Like |
| Family › Re: Why Are Nigerian People Like This? by Pineapp: 8:52am On Jan 27, 2016 |
So na only your friend make you say "Nigeria people" ? Never lend money unless you are ready to write it off. Stop displeasing yourself to please anyone |
