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gurunlocker:
Chika Ike studies for Harvard... is that not Pidgin English?

Hahahahha

PastorandMentor:
But can you cook with #500

Ofcourse Na. I cook melon soup, Afang, Ogbono with that amount. However, you must have those other little condiments (pepper, Maggi, palm oil, crayfish) intact for it to be possible.
For eg:
Melon 50
Vegetable 50
Kpomo 100
Fish 200
Stock fish 50

Those other little condiments as is above dey house already.

Akpu/ fufu

I almost asked where they got the money from but... Who does that
This is Anambra state!

This is not a shame really; it's the end of the world!!!
At your age, you don't know better than letting a man you are not married to - touch your butt at all, let alone in public.
You are simply telling us that "the two two both of you" fornicate. Disgraceful!

Your piece makes more sense than sense makes more sense than sense itself.
You write well too.

Rayhandrinni:
Is it a must to be intimate with all your female friends?


I have girls that I hold close to heart, I don't even think of going past my boundaries

I don't know the slagg who brought this friendzone talk

I'm with you on this. Again for me, instead of this gf talks, I talk "wife". Most people don't plan to settle with their gfs. Be ready psychologically, spiritually, economically, physically and otherwise, before u look for a wife.

martyns303:
No

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Why?

SmartMugu:
Of course. At least you're not going to the interview n.aked.
Be the first to try it, everyone else will be proud of you if you manage to get the job.
Cheers.

"If"?

rationalmind:
This is one fantasy I never got to fulfill, my next interview will definitely be in a native attire.

Please do it, and share your experience.

It is an irresistible thing to wish buhari dead

RIP young blood[color=][/color]

God might just decide to punish the person who added Ayade Ben to the list.

To be precise, it was soldiers who shot us. Not just any security operative. Our soldiers need a psychological reorientation. It was not an accidental discharge! I paraphrase, it was calculated shots! We were armless, harmless.

Like Michael Jackson said, "... they don't really care about us".

I escaped by God's grace.

May the blood of Jesus christ cover the bride, amen! Which kind touch be that?

I concur! 100%

Full eyebrows, dimples, diastema. She has to smile for a living too, a happy person I mean. Just a pretty face actually

maryjan8:
Nice makeup

make up indeed

Jeeezzzzz! Say what? #3000 for 1.5 gigs? I don die!

henrydadon:


this guy show USA shege
I stand by my words. He gave a damn about his country. Racist white countries that couldn't exploit his people made sure they suffered. "We can't exploit you, so we will cut you off from as much of the world as we can." - #America

Hate him if you want to. He refused to let America do to his people what they do to black people here. #RIP #FidelCastro #Salute
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The same can be said of Mugabe. And as a result, America is using the instrumentality of mass media to blackmail him- paint him as a despot, paint him as a terror to his nation's economy, paint him as an enemy of democracy (as if democracy is the best form of government) etc. The truth is that, unlike most African states' leaders, Mugabe is not uneducated. He understands the politics of exploitation and will not let it swallow his nation.
#ThisIsStrictlyMyTheory

emmyojo22:
After 5 years on nairaland, I finally made FTC.
I dedicate this FTC to one of the greatest revolutionist to ever live. Rip Fidel Castro

what's FTC?

Araoluwa005:
na them sabi. I just promised myself one thing, I will never vote again in this country

but why?

Hahaha

You trekked like the children of Israel... I hear you!
You funny abeg! Lol

Saturday cannot be the 24th of November. Today, Wednesday is the 23rd of the same month. I know It's probably a typo error; I'm only tryna create awareness.

Abeg oh! What was/is the intent of that MFET?

Senorprinz:
title of this post should read 'how to slow down the effects of ageing' when i saw your post title i thought you'd discovered a means of slowing down time.

yeah right

Elmgnifico:
Getting old is inevitable, stay happy, that's all, how fast you age depends on many factors that are far from raising your eyebrow and the rest "Na person wey see better food chop dey decide wether him go chop meat or fish" The more you think about getting old, the older you become, keep it simple, stay as healthy as you can..

I agree, in toto.

Funny, really funny- the title.
You can't PREVENT yourself from growing old.
I wonder why you didn't title it 10 WAYS TO PREVENT YOURSELF FROM LIVING A LONG LIFE.
If you are precautious about growing old, it is implicative that you don't want to live long.

As you age on, the physical features associated with old age will begin to manifest. Now while some persons have the "grace" of looking younger than their ages, some other persons impose fitness on themselves by engaging in physical exercises...

One word: marriage is not competition but a union.
You are one with your wife and vice versa. She should know you, and vice versa.
One + one = one in marriage
Both of you should: have one mind, one compromise. Always find a way to agree to agree, and disagree to disagree.

Mehn mm! That ain't Bush baby. Bush baby dey get long ears and really owlly eyes

"Marriage is a union between two forgivers ..."
#CopyThat