lefulefu:

Pinkfriday are u interested?

Tattooboy:
sorry dear

ibrokola:

Were you really expecting her to confess after seeing what your Mom did to you?

DaniDani:
This is the time "Odi-egwu" meme will make perfect sense.

dljbd1:
e pain am

Explorers:
ggsjaj

KnownPhantom:

Just a look at your DP would make Whoopi Goldberg seem like Beyonce in comparison to you. Beside him you'd like a drugged owl.
Even with multiple colours all over your face and skin, you're still looking like the older sibling of that "One Corner" crooner.

You can't choose when you don't have options!

KnownPhantom:

Just a look at your DP would make Whoopi Goldberg seem like Beyonce in comparison to you. Beside him you'd like a drugged owl.
Even with multiple colours all over your face and skin, you're still looking like the older sibling of that "One Corner" crooner.

You can't choose when you don't have options!

Metrobaba:
Below Are The Types Of lecturers You Find In Nigerian Universities

1. The Strict One.

You see these types of lecturers ehn, don’t just mess with them, they don’t give a Bleep who you are, whether you are a slay queen or you are a father of four. They’ll wash you if you misbehave. Students fear them due to that fear factor.

2. The Wicked Ones.

They might be gentle, infact most of them are always gentle..they won’t say anything, but they re the ones that’ll make u get to 800level. U might be distributing their class, they’ll just be saying “keep quiet””keep quiet,” u wont know that he’s already marking your faces. U’ll just be seeing 39F. Nd u’ll be like “omo that course simple die, if I no get A make I die” after exam..

3. The Parent Type.

It’s the female lecturers that falls into this category most. They re the ones that tells you to remember the home u came from, how your parents sold their clothes to pay your school fees, how u need to be serious nd make good grades. They’ll be the one to tell to raise up your hands coz you're making disturbing their class.

4. The Womanizers.

This category of lecturers is very rampant, they are always very lively funny and accommodating. They notice every single lady in their class, they’ll be the one to know that u used a purple lipstick today but u used apink one yesterday, they re always calling ladies to answer questions in their class. U’ll hear. “You stand up yes you putting on mini skirt. What is so so so and so. Lady: keeps quiet for long. Lecturer: can u see your life, simple question u don’t know, instead u’ll be painting your faces about, see me in my car after the class, nonsense;”my sister u don enter am be that.

5. The Respected Ones.

Both students and lecturers respect them. Somehow somehow they’ve been able to earn it. Students re always quiet in their class, u’ll always want to listen to what he says, they re mostly the gentle and kind type.

6. The IDGAF.

You see these ones, they just don’t care, if u like be kissing each other in his class. It’s your life and your Father’s money. All he does is come in say what he has to say and get out if you like get it if you like don’t get it, it’s your problem. Their class is always noisy most times. Only the bookworms that sits at the front gains from their lecture. And their questions are mostly the toughest.



Source:

http://www.9jabasis.com.ng/2017/10/six6-types-of-lecturers-you-find-in.html?m=0

IamKashyBaby:


Yaaaaaz! Curse him harder...

Strangle him with ur attention & grind it well til he come

ogologoamu:


Arrant nonsense.

lilyheaven:

U won't feel comfortable wearing them, it will be chocking ur body. Let him buy diamond ring and bracelet for you, even the handbag will be OK for you.

maklelemakukula:
it's all pink on the inside, be it a black or white lady

bayocanny:

Better, why are you not sleeping?

bayocanny:

Lol, don't worry ehn am expecting #30billion alert next week, make sure you remind cus I may forget

bayocanny:
I don't know if pinkfriday will like that bra, am fixing to get it for her.

peesleem:

please pass me one