₦airaland Forum

why are u pretending

Applaner:
Blood of God

you are wicked

marshalcarter:
I have a VW bettle..
Just 20,000 you get it nd keep ur 480,000k back

how many of them you dey carry come house for madam back...the most painful one is lip gloss or earrings

falseman:
It's all intentional right? My sweeping brush is fully of hairs and it's very difficult getting pieces of hair off from the floor.

now i know you are the silly one here..everyone here is trying to get the truth across to you but it seems a fool at forty is indeed a fool forever..you need to be slapped so you will wake up and see reality staring back at you

He could have forged those papers and in nigeria how many people do the necessary..all your dad needs to do is to pack out or throw the woman out...he knows the white will believe when they see papers....

It hurts but what ever you profess as love aint love..Get up and fight back..you deserve to be happy

my dear if you are the plus size pretty lady in that picture believe it or not you are being used cause nigerian men dont marry plus size women..it is rare

ggratia1:
B itch u dont know me. Okay. I have told the truth. He is a lying ass whole. As u seem to know the game they play. Your probably a player. And for your information. I saw his divorce papers so talk what you know and stop trying to assume you know anything. He was not married. But he is married to me. Some of you people make me sick with your assumptions about my life when you don't know me. Or my husband. Don't!!!

i am pretty sure your so called husband is committed here in Nigeria..ask me why?if he wasnt he would have brought you to see his people before the rush marriage
an igbo man respect his culture and his people....you are being used my dear
think like a man and act like a wife
did you say he is 42 and not married...trust me he is married
you are just the key to papers and money

ggratia1:
My husband did not marry me for papers. He already has a visa. he had a Job with a Good company in Nigeria Called Purple Rain in Lagos. and they are constantly begging him to come back to his job there. like I said communication is our problem. I hate when people think that just because my husband is Nigerian he just married me for papers. I have met alot of his family here and I talk daily to his sister. and I have even talked to his crazy ex wife. We were brought up with different customs. both of our parents are still living and still married. Im 44 and my husband 42. We are not kids. I'm just trying to learn how to relate to him better, so we don't argue. I appreciate the comments, but no one is going to turn me against my husband no matter what. I love him. What am I doing wrong? I don't know.

looool

just look at them...why will you run
courtesy demand you meet her before discarding her..



smh for all of u running away from your mtn midnight call chick

help me tell them
@op i am sure you v a gf...both of u can try it on top bike...

dnacrystal:
naija babes this, naija babes that! And this is a professional sport, not a love adventure.

what is the difference...are black not humans too
illiteracy alert
pervert alert
poverty alert


lemme get to the station to report you

yes...around the neighborhood or i will wear tube

rioemmanuel:
okay,you do go out without wearing bra atimes?

eyes nd lips

two or three

swaggylomo:
seven? or one for how many days

sweetheart i wash my bras weekly when i do my laundry..i dont wear a bra for a week..at least two or three in a week...i am not a fan of bra...but i keep it clean

tchiwinnie:
then u are nt practising wot ur post recommends.U said in ur post to wash as often as u wear and u wash weekly? U shld wear once, and wash

i tell you..putting it on is stress

moreeni:
Guilty! Black bras rock. Since no one is peeping & sniffing In there ...but I promise to adjust





_{I don't even like the necessary evil sef}

thank u so much

foodiciary:
@pinkhill check link for easy making home-made Zobo drink http://foodiciary.com/2013/02/zobo-drink-is-a-nigerian-beverage-made-from-dried/

no no no not me...*whisper* i am sure he has taken test and he is trying to console himself

Hazardd:
whats this one saying?
Are you talking about pinkhill?

you are a clown.....

kevinberry:
Already did it
Mine was too fertile to the extent that the cup was flooding,water everywhere

Have you tried yours

Hope you didn't mistake it for
Dissolve peak milk ooo





#PEACE

Cutehector4u:
the theory is just to knw if ur semen is very thick so why all dah process. Too much of self servicing makes a male's fluid to be watery. So those dah engage in soapie soapie lol should stop doin daht. Pinkhill oya its enuf. Dnt corrupt my mind today

well its something you should know about and no its not about the thickness cause even catarrh as thick as it is floats in water

dude do whatever you do to waste time in the bathroom and pour it inside a clean glass filled with water#knowyourfertilitystatus#

Cutehector4u:
naAah. Any lady dat wants my semen should come and take it by herself.

you just made me laugh

kevinberry:
Mr man leave my alone oo

You know am a peaceful person
I don't look for trouble


Anyway why don't you conduct your own fertility test
Am sure yours will not even bother to float
It will just dissolve like powder milk
*Rotfl*





#PEACE

yeah

prettyjo:
I don learn another one

Hazardd:
you again....
after you finish finding trouble you will put peace smh

mirexxx:
k,i'l try it ASAP

cutehector4u

oya pour ur semen in his glass cup of water


let's see if it'l settle down


no b me type am o

wear gloves

Cutehector4u:
looooooooooooool hun I'm not allowed to do dat experiment wit my hands.

sweetheart some female swallow it....so what is the offensive smell about it *whisper * i heard it is proteinious

Applaner:
op, did de woman tell u DAT sperm has an offensive smell, u may not with stand?

i wont be there..all i need is picture of the glass and your sperm in it

kevinberry:
alrit

Where shall we meet

sure

Cutehector4u:
lol funny, even witout my anther touchin her stigma, she wil becom preggie already. Lol I supose u knw abt pollination

hmmmm

Gooci:
try-kwa

hmmmmm.....and it is someone like you that will try it first

vizkiz:
I keep telling the ladies but they wouldn't believe me.
The more you keep watching all these fake movies, the more your sense of reasoning reduces