kilode?

ipobarecriminals:
Any sentence that is not up to 45 years in prison for dis pathetic thief is not acceptable.

oringobiafra:
BIG BROTHER NIGERIA U GUYS WENT AND TURN IT TO PORN

and they got thrown out.

EgusiSoup:
You pay a caretaker to look after your home.
He takes a vacation to London for 10 days. All expense paid with your money.
You hear rumours that he is not ok.
You try to get him to speak to you from London nowway!
All you see are pictures and speculations.

What will you do to the caretaker of ur house?

Wait patiently for him to arrive.

End time landlady

Oga MMM has done that..

13.01.2017 We are now open!!! :-))


Dear members,

The holidays are over, and we''re now open. Just as promised. (You might have already noticed that we always stick to our promises. :-)) Actually, we promised to be open on January 14, but we''re open now, January 13, as you can see, which is a day earlier. (Well, I hope, the members of the System will forgive us for that. :-))

It''s related to the hysteria raised by the authorities and the mass media around MMM. By joining forces, they''ve managed to nearly give the members of the System a heart attack and have frightened them out of their wits. Poor souls don''t know what to expect. Will we open again or not? :-))

This is why we''ve decided, considering the situation, to reach out to the members, reassure and cheer them up by opening a little earlier. After all, Together We Can Change The World! :-))

Here we go.

1. As of this notice, MMM resumes its usual operation. You can now create your GH-requests.

2. However, it''s obvious that panic will reign in the first few days after the re-opening of the System. We’re likely to be deluged by GH-requests. Therefore, we''re going to make gradual paybacks by setting internal output limits. In other words, we will only pay a certain amount per day. Please, be prepared to wait for a couple of days. We are certain things will then calm down, and the System operation will return to normal.

We''re the ones setting the limits, so it''s completely under our control, and we are not expecting any emergencies in principle. Have no fear and go on about your business as usual. :-))

As the System is socially oriented, we will make paybacks to the poor and the economically disadvantaged in the first place: it means to the members with small PH amounts. The richer can wait. Moreover, we''ve warned you repeatedly to only provide help with amounts that are not critical for you. Therefore, if these large amounts are not critical for them (the richer), they can wait a few days. No need to be tragic about it. :-))

This is the way it''s going to be.

Hoping for your kind understanding, Sergey Mavrodi. We Change The World!

P. S. I''d like again to call on the authorities and the mass media: Please, leave us alone! Have mercy on people.

Minimize

permanentgrace:
In just few days left, one had thought before this day, there will be an official release of statement concerning situation of things with perhaps new rules/modifications that may be added to the system before resumption comes to full effect, but nothing of such. I hope all is well? That money in there is very important to me.

mroop:
Tiwa Savage’s husband, Tunji Balogun, aka TeeBillz, has technically explained what led to his suicide attempt.

He urged people battling with drugs, alcohol and other forms of abuse to seek help.

Recall that Tiwa’s 2-year-old marriage to TeeBillz went sour after Teebillz’s rant on instagram where he accused Tiwa of infidelity.

But in reaction, the mother of one granted a 45 minutes tell-it-all interview in which she made shocking revelations about her husband. Following the fallout, Teebillz had attempted suicide but was rescued by R&B songster, Banky W.

He had gone on a rehab for alleged use of hard drugs and his suicide attempt. Months after the estranged couple literally set the social media ablaze, the father of two has advised those who find themselves in his shoes to always seek experts solution.


Source ::: http://opeyemiie..co.ke/2016/12/why-i-attempted-suicide-tiwa-savage-s.html?m=0

https://www.instagram.com/p/BNu4OMLh-BX/?hl=en

@op he only shared tyrese post on suicide.

someone did it for me yesterday.

but i cant seem to get it

on Saturday i tried using pin but still....

quadrado194:
till nw?

I cant seem to open the sim slot

Please help

quadrado194:
Infinix Hot S; Unboxing and First Impressions

The Infinix Hot S also known as the Infinix X521 is the recent addition in the Infinix range of smartphones. With the wave of new devices from other brands it seemed like Infinix Mobility were either resting on their laurels or bidding time.

From what I can see of the Infinix Hot S, the latter looks like it; they were indeed trying to outdo themselves. You will see what I mean from this unboxing we are about to experience.


more pictures from Infinix Hot S Unboxing

Haahahah na real krate

Sugarcious:
This guy is going places...davido is signing dammy krate

The thunder that will strike him..still dey do press-ups

Why are u not sharing the full numbers

wolewolsz:
Hello everyone, hope this little info meets you well and hopefully helps save yourself and loved ones some amount of time, hope and MONEY.
I will try as much as possible to make this quick and very detailed as possible

some months back, a certain man approached my girlfriend who works in one of the old generation banks and asks her to help her transfer some money to her daughter in LEAD CITY university. While my GF got to work help the said customer, the man stylishly answered a phone call and kept telling the person on the other end of the phone to keep calm that his appointment letter has been printed and congratulations on his new job.
Then again his phone rang and he said the same thing to the other caller who probably was a female. Right where he was making the phone call my GF's face lit up when he mentioned to the other caller the job was a FG job (who no want better thing) he said Solid minerals.
So my GF asked the man(who gave name as 'Mr. Olayinka') she wouldn't mind if such an opportunity comes calling again. Now the man(being and looking more arrogant and boastful) said "nkan ke kere ni (small thing).
Told her to write her details on a piece of paper and her number which she did.
Fast forward to evening She called me and told me of the development. On studying the whole scenario she explained, I told her with conviction the man targeted her purposely for a Scam. I was really convinced even thought I haven't had such experience. Then I adviced her to play along and let's hear what the man had to offer.
immediately I dropped the phone call this man called my GF and told her he was working on her appointment and thereby confirmed my thought on the whole issue all along.
He told her to pay #2,500(DHL money) into an account in Access bank, before 10 am the next day. My GF gave me the heads up and I told her to ignore the man as I was 100% sure say na scam.
Next day, this man phoned my GF so much she had to put her phone on silent and when she picked He said congratulations and blah blah... That hope she has sent the money, my GF said no, the man ( forming vex ) threatened not to help her again. Then my GF put his number under call control, and that was the end.

I thought that was the end to it all until Tuesday when I got a call from my uncle(he works in a bank too) who told me to call a certain 'Mr. Ajayi' on 090356063.. that the man said his oga has 5 slots in mining cooperation or so. And I should please call him as soon as possible.
I placed a call to the said man, the next thing he said was I should send all my details through text messages and I should wait for his directive. I painstakingly took my time to send my details to this man then he got back and told me.
Mr. Ajayi: Now pick a pen and a paper
Me: okay ( I don dey happy )
Mr. Ajayi: TIMILEHIN MATTHEW.
3071000052 ( THINKING NA MY APPLICATION ID )
First Bank (my hope dash straight
)
pay in #1,800 for DHL services ( at this stage I wasn't paying much attention anymore, I probably would have cut the call if it was my credit but naah he was burning his this time)
Mr. Ajayi : please do u have anybody in any general hospital that can do medicals for u.
Me : yes I have
Mr. Ajayi : Never mind, put 2000 ontop that 1,800 making 3,800 so they can facilitate everything easily from abuja on time
Me: okay sir ( baba don see mugu )
Mr. Ajayi: please hurry up as u are the last person to call me from the five needed as the ministry only needs 3. and it's first pay first served.
Me: okay I am heading to the bank now

I was really disapointed the man was a con artist. So I called my GF to share my experience with her. And the next revelation was shocking.
remember I said my gf works in a bank, so along the line of our gist, I pleaded to her to help me check if I was gonna be the last to pay into the man's account.
My GF dropped the bombshell and said Mr oga, this man has been receiving 1,800 in batches daily and a single day she counted over 7 different transactions of N1,800 payment and different names paid it in.
Some paid 3600 some 5400 and some 7500 and more on single payment.
The other shocker was the account was registered in a lady's name and the money being paid in by unsuspecting victims was almost withdrawn almost immediately through atm.
At the close of work for that day my gf said 3 people paid in 1,800.

While discussing my gf told me to send the man's number to her to check and she found out it was the same man she had an encounter with in April and we both wondered if this was going on in his first Bank account how much much in his access bank account which he gave my gf.

I wouldn't have really written this out to help others but I came to a conclusion I had to not for anything but for the fact that people need to be aware of the man's antics and there could be many more out there doing such.

1. I was able to conclude he targeted banks and it's workers.
2. He knew the money involved was chicken change even in this Buhari era.
3. He knew no body would be taking him up with a meagre amount of 1,800 ( abeg multiply that by 3 and times by 5) that's how much oga is making
4. He goes to bank A and gives u his account at bank B
5. He approaches plenty people and strikes conversation with them and during this chat he won't tell them money is involved until those people call u to innocently link u with him. Then that's where he starts his scamming scheme.
6. He has different name alias Mr. Olayinka, Mr. Ajayi.
7. The account number he uses could be that of his accomplice or someone innocent, that we don't know.
8. I called my uncle and gave him my findings he said he wasn't the only one the man targeted that many bank workers who had relatives too had called their relatives to call the man for the said job

hope I have been able to help out and please don't mind my typos. Thanks

Scam mere no is : 090356063..
Account Number : Timi...., 3071000... First Bank.

Op you really need to apologize to Tiwa salvage and also Toby grey.

I understand your post means well but who ever advised you to use tiwa as a comparison just want toby's career dead.

You want to use laleyi to compare standing ovation
or
You and i to compare My darling
abi na
Love dosage to kele kele love

Op i suppose flog you.

Compare TOBY GREY to contestants in mtn project fame.

That got me laughing
\

OpenGames:
Who sai! !!
Tiwa na queen now..haba!!! See beauty, see shape, see packaging, see swagger, see konnect....

Abegi. ..Ribenna and Zobo is not the same thing..
Dem get their own market.

I just wasted my time listening to the said track....

Please, compare her with someone else but not tiwa.

Her voice is nice though but its a NO.

Tiwa all the way

nice one

Na wa o

Officers do not pay for their bus fare so it's normal for them to pass the bus because of short one

idupaul:


I stay in Lagos ..it's at the discretion of an NURTW dues collector to pass a bus on dues if he wants ..there is no law in Nigeria that says when a military personnel enters a bus the bus shouldn't pay its dues ..let's stop supporting impunity ..if they born him well he should go to airport and say he has boarded a plane so the plane will not pay its airport dues

Oga when did he say so

Dubem13:
The same man that said he will open the gate of hell for those that oppose GEJ, talk is cheap and free.

I vote for photoshoot

Ryabcool

Kinginvahala

Fynestboi





Cc NLjega

the venues listed above, is it for waec or neco

abbeycom101:
Please, invited or not, if you live near the state capital,
check the marking venues used for coordination. Gate-crash
(if not invited) and you may be fortunate to get a pack.
LIST OF ALL MARKING VENUES IN NIGERIA
1. Aba marking venue, Girls Secondary School, Abayi-Aba
2. Abakaliki marking venue, Holy Ghost Secondary School,
Abakaliki
3. Abeokuta 1 marking venue, Rev. Kuti Memmorial Grammar
School, Abeokuta
4. Abeokuta 2 marking venue, Abeokuta Girls Grammar
School, Onikolobo, Abeokuta
5. Abuja marking venue, Government Secondary School,
Wuse 3
6. Ado-Ekiti 1 marking venue, Christ Girls' School, Ado-Ekiti
7. Ado-Ekiti 2 marking venue, Mary Immaculate Girls
Grammar School, Ado-Ekiti
8. Agbor marking venue, Ogbemudein Mixed Secondary
School, Agbor
9. Akure 1 marking venue, Acquinas College, Akure
10. Akure 2 marking venue, Fiwasaye Girls' Grammar School,
Akure
11. Asaba marking venue, Anglican Girls Grammar School,
Asaba
12. Auchi marking venue, Our Lady of Fatima College, Auchi
13. Awka marking venue, Igwebike Grammar School, Awka
14. Bauchi marking venue, General Hassan UsmanKatsina
College, Bauchi
15. Benin 1 marking venue, Idia College, Benin-City
16. Benin 2 marking venue, Western Boys High School,
Benin-City
17. Birnin Kebbi marking venue, Nagari College Birnin Kebbi
18. Calabar marking venue, Hope Waddell Training
Institution, Calabar
19. Dutse marking venue, Government Commercial School,
Dutse
20. Enugu 1 marking venue, Urban Anglican Girls School,
Ogui New Layout, Enugu
21. Enugu 2 marking venue, Federal Govt. College Enugu.
22. Gombe marking venue, Education Resource Centre,
Gombe
23. Gusau marking venue, Sambo Secondary School, Gusau
24. Gwagwalada marking venue, Government Secondary
School, Gwagwalada
25. The Polytechnic Ibadan, CBT Centre. Ibadan.
26. Ibadan 1 marking venue, Loyola College, Old Ife Rd.,
Ibadan
27. Ibadan 2 marking venue, Anwar-Ul Grammar School,
Eleyele Ibadan
28. Ibadan 3 marking venue, St Patrick's Grammar School,
Bashorun Ibadan
29. Ijebu-Ode marking venue, Ijebu-Ode Grammar School,
Ijebu-Ode
30. Ikare-Akoko marking venue, Victory College, Ikare-Akoko
31. Ikorodu marking venue, Government. Senior College,
Ikorodu
32. Ikot-Ekpene marking venue, State College, Ikot-Ekpene
33. Ilaro marking venue, Yewa College, Ilaro
34. Ile-Ife marking venue, Oduduwa College, Ile-Ife
35. Ilesa marking venue, Ilesa Grammar School, Ilesa
36. Ilorin 1 marking venue, St. Anthony Secondary School,
Ilorin
37. Ilorin 2 marking venue, Sheikh Abdulkadir College, Ilorin
38. Jalingo marking venue, Magami Government Day
Secondary School, Jalingo
39. Jos marking venue, St. Murumba College, Jos
40. Kabba marking venue, St. Monica College, Kabba
41. Kaduna marking venue 1, Sardauna Memorial College
(SMC) Kaduna
42. Kaduna marking venue 2, Queen Amina College, Kaduna
43. Kafanchan marking venue, Government College, Kagoro
44. Kano marking venue 1, Rumfa College, Kano
45. Kano marking venue 2, Government Secondary School,
Tarauni, Kano
46. Katsina marking venue, Government Day Secondary
School KofarYandaka, Katisna
47. Lafia marking venue, Government Science School, Lafia
48. WAEC International office, Agidingbi, Lagos
49. Lagos (Agege 1) marking venue,Government Senior
College, Agege
50. Lagos (Agege 2) marking venue, Saka Tinubu Memorial
High School, Orile-Agege
51. Lagos (Igando) marking venue, Igando Community Junior
High School, Igando
52. Lagos (Ijanikin) marking venue, Nigerian Navy Secondary
School, Ojo-Ijanikin
53. Lagos (Ilupeju) marking venue, Ilupeju Senior Secondary
School, Ilupeju
54. Lagos (Obanikoro) marking venue, Baptist Academy,
Obanikoro
55. Lagos (Surulere) marking venue, A.U.D. Grammar School,
Surulere
56. Lokoja marking venue, Bishop Delisle College, Lokoja
57. Makurdi marking venue, Mount St. Gabriel Secondary
School, Makurdi
58. Mbaise marking venue, Mbaise Secondary School, Aboh
Mbaise
59. Minna marking venue, Ahmadu Bahago Secondary
School, Bosso Road, Minna
60. Nnewi marking venue, Maria Regina Model
Comprehensive College, Nnewi
61. Nsukka 1 marking venue, Nsukka High School, Nsukka
62. Nsukka 2 marking venue, Govt Technical College (G.T.C),
Nsukka.
63. Offa marking venue, Offa Grammar School, Offa
64. Ogbomoso marking venue, Ogbomoso High Sch.,
Ogbomoso
65. Okene marking venue, Ebira Community Secondary
School, Okene
66. Okigwe marking venue, Federal Government College,
Okigwe
67. Okitipupa marking venue, Stella Maris College, Okitipupa
68. Ondo marking venue, St. Joseph's College, Ondo
69. Onitsha 1 marking venue, Dennis Memorial Grammar
School, Onitsha
70. Onitsha 2 marking venue, Christ the King College,
Onitsha.
71. Orlu marking venue,Township Comprehensive Secondary
Amaifeke,Orlu.
72. Osogbo 1 marking venue, Osogbo Grammar Sch.,
Osogbo
73. Osogbo 2 marking venue, Unity High School, Osogbo
74. Ota marking venue, Iganmode Grammar School, Ota
75. Otukpo marking venue, St. Francis College, Otukpo
76. Owerri 1 marking venue, Government Secondary School,
Owerri
77. Owerri 2 marking venue, Emmanuel College, Owerri
78. Oyo marking venue, Olivet Bapt. High School, Oyo
79. Pankshin marking venue, Government College, Pankshin.
80. Port-Harcourt marking venue, Federal Government
College, Rumuokoro
81. Sagamu marking venue, Remo Secondary School,
Sagamu
82. Sapele marking venue, Chude Girls' (Model) Secondary
School, Sapele
83. Sokoto marking venue, Federal Government College,
Sokoto
84. Ughelli marking venue, Anglican Girls Grammar School,
Ughelli
85. Umuahia marking venue, Girls Secondary School,
Umuahia
86. Uyo marking venue 1, Community Compr. Secondary
School, Four Towns, Uyo
87. Uyo marking venue 2, Adiaha Obong Commercial
Secondary School, Uyo
88. Yenagoa marking venue, St. Jude's Girls Secondary
School, Yenagoa
89. Yola marking venue, Adamawa State Poly., Yola
90. Zaria marking venue 1, Demonstration Secondary School,
Abu, Zaria
91. Zaria marking venue 2, Barewa College, Zaria
Gatecrashers are welcomed nationwide... Who they find
something na im dey get the longest hand.

I vote for

Photoshoot


CC: NLJEGA

That is true because i was paid 9kplus last year

Mpyaw:

Are you sure?

Hahahhahahahha

I was more scared of that insect that spread injuries onthe body..nayflower

IffaCatchYouEhn:
[size=13pt]I remember back then in my boarding school, (Mayflower school ikenne)
When me and my friends hear that one MRS KOI KOI is cominq (they said she's looking for her 2nd shoe.

We would start praying like[/size]

O Lord pls let her visit another school.

And na me dey sleep near the Main entrance

Metal jam metal

iameugene:
Yes I've been scammed but I retrieved my asset back through the help of a friend

I met guy on olx selling iPhone 5s for 35k seeing how cheap it was I decide to get it cause it looks pretty cheap, we met at tantalizers then I've no idea about how Iphone was then, I got the phone and pressed it saw it was working, on getting home I showed a friend then he told me its cloned everything about it looks like iPhone omg I've been scammed then I told my room mate about it, he said their is a new way ppl use to swindle others now at computer village(I think we was actually a victim once) that we should get 1000naira notes the fake ones, to cut the long story short we made sure we find someone who is obviously advertising at the street side then we said we needed an iPhone 5s he said no problem we should come we followed him to another guy they got the iPhone 5s we went through it and saw how genuine it was he said its for 30k cause it's London used nd he needed money we said we don't hv up to that that priced nd priced till we decided to pay 20k he said ok we should bring it, we actually printed 15k fake money wasn't complete so asked him to follow us to diamond atm to withdraw the 20k so I withdrew 5k to joining the remaining 15k reluctantly making it look real we withdrew all money der, lo and behold a guy came from no where shouting at the guy why he's selling to the ppl that wat kinda rubbish is that it isn't allowed that Shey we didn't see shops to go nd buy nd order us to give back the phone immediately nd he shuld return the money.. Judging from the looks from our face we actually look like jjcs acted like we don't knw anything my guy immediately gave him the fake iPhone 5s I bought meanwhile I've the original with me nd then d Dey returned fake money papers cut into shapes of money with a 1000 note den Dey quickly moved away we weren't bothered also tho we quickly made our square root too. The laughs on our face from ikeja to yaba was epic

Literally I lost nothing
Scammer scam scammer
Still rocking me iPhone tho

HELLO

I am from Uromi too

andreawills96:
. Andrea, Esan North East( Uromi) graduated from aau, live in abuja, for hook-ups Holla, esekpu96@gmail.com

That bottle is damn big

One half

Kelklein:
I actually tried this among my friends and found out 9 out of 10 pronounced the number: [size=22]½[/size] wrongly..

Now,,how do you pronounce it?

Be sincere with yourself.

How regular do your tithes go to the orphanage

Vendoor:


Do you have conscience at all.

You need biblical references to help people

Ghast

Church programs

XavierBlue:
https://www.naij.com/572809-photos-7-interesting-ways-nigerians-will-celebrate-independence-day.html

Lalasticlala

I know this guy personally, for him to have written such article there is truth in it and the governor is just too scared to face the truth

He is not the only one that was arrested one senator too got a blogger arrested and celebrated it on facebook even amosun's social media officer damola also did the same thing

Amosun is a failed government

steffans:
Other bloggers should learn from dis..

Inasmuch as, he might be right about the governor's wife.. Can he back his claims with facts?

99% of Nigerian bloggers are copy and paste scam artists.

Deal with him.