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This is the reason we advise people get a travel health insurance cover. No one knows tomorrow. If they had a cover bringing the corpse back home will have been sorted.

I feel for her but at the same time i hope she is not there for visit ooo, i hope it is for stay.

MamaOO:
It's not about being wise or not. That's about how much a normal, no frills, no extra burial costs in the US. From buying of the casket, to buying plot at the cemetery, to headstone costs, grave diggers and all. Google is your friend.

Mind you, it will cost waayy more to fly the corpse to a Nigeria.

Such a sad situation and I'm pretty sure the wife is here to have a child. May God help her and her family.

CheezyCharles:
ha! if it was me they better kill me oh! cos if I survive I swear dhaaat night I will go to my landlord and they will be visited and dealt with! Somebody say SPIRITUAL !! that's how one of my friend asked me to borrow him 20k in 2014 I did and he refused to pay!saying I should calm down! he was posting pictures of new watches and good living and I was like why would my personal afonja friend do this to me ?2015 I got admission into a state university were spiritual things was legalized if u know what I mean and my landlord was a harmless chief at the helm of affairs .I happened to tell him my plight and he asked me some things about my afonja friend and I told him and in less than two weeks the dude paid me and added 5k plus when we met at home in abuja he continued doin right by me. and my landlord didn't charge me cos he was a good afonja ,all I bought was eagle schnapp!lobatan. I hope say my true life story relate sha(wink)

I would love to meet your landlord

it is a scam..a big one.

Imagine a friend scamming your mom.


Post the details of the account and contact number.

Help others

snowprince07:
haha i wouldnt hve brought this to NLnd if i didnt sense fraud i just want to comfirm d procedures like do u have to pay for uniform bfore reaching d camp? plus i wanna share with others so trough this people wont get scamed

Just like that you will get a job of depression after paying in that money. In fact the ID no will be used in church to counsel you not to jump into the lagoon.

FRSC KO PHCN NI

snowprince07:
pls my mom just recieved a call
from an old family frend telling
her of an ongoing replacement in
FRSC and he gave a line to call
the woman said she would send
me a number (ID no) but i
should mke payment for uniforms
and training materials and i
would report at abuja by 12noon
tomorow. Now i smell someting
fishy is this genuine ? i need a
comfirmation pls help a bro if it
is genuine i dont wanna loose
this opportunity.

EbonyMira:

Idiotic youths like u think everything is all about sex. That's y ur country still remains ruled by ur forefathers

You need help

EbonyMira:
Lol....don't be vexed, I don't mind whatever comes out of ur mouth.
It's all cum n precum anyway

You should have just been honest with us. You want to ruin her because no man has touched you the way TTT touched her.

Aunty you no get shame. You are just filled with emptiness.

Imagine your use of words. You are all shades of stupidity.

It's over. Stop whining spoilt bitch

EbonyMira:
You lack the qualities of a sensible humanoid. #JustSaying

Too much grammar. You have been noticed.

You need not cry, it's okay. Just learn to accept your flaws without hot air.

If I'm a humanoid (robot), then you are Ode.

Abi

EbonyMira:
Take a chill pill. My post is not your career. Gosh!

You should chill and stop tarnishing the image of others.
There are different ways to kill a rat but this your method is wicked

barcaboi:
'I do understand why TTT
could use and dump her and why
she still remains unmarried' - with the spirit of the season....I tnk I shd let d beef end....I don't despise u...I don't know u....but that statement up there is never a justified one and take pinkhill word.....can u say this 2 her face? u talking of 1st impression but my impression of u also is not 9ce yet wldnt make any conclusions without meeting d person.......its a cheerful season....be good...no harms done

You better allow her carry her low self esteem somewhere else.

She lacks all the qualities of a good critics and that's why she is not relevant.

You stay there tarnish someone's image and you call it critics.

Thanks dear

EbonyMira:
My post helps no one, your comment also, football matches, betting, celebrity worship.
Wake up and stop the celeb-ass kissing.

The last time I checked I didn't create a topic to tarnish the image of another.

All I said is criticize fairly and I am sure if you meet her one on one and she acts all behaved and compliment you, you will feel better right.

You can't tell her all this stuff to her face.

You grow not by tarnishing the image of others but criticizing them fairly.

I'm sure you felt better after the post. I don't know bisola and I won't pay to see her but if our path cross I will hail her.

EbonyMira:
This is a fair critic. I was like you a week ago. Did you read the part were I said I voted for Bisola n Efe? I guess not. I am not 'intimidated' by anyone, so keep that door shut. My friends (also fanatics) didn't believe me when I told them this. I totally understand. I wouldn't have believed me either if I didn't see it for myself.

Abeg who your post Epp?

Don't worry bisola doesn't need a picture with you or your colleagues who were threatened by her presence. The others need it because they are new to the paparazzi stuff.

Enjoy your mentions while it last.

EbonyMira:
Do you know if this is part of my job? Check the article. Companies thrive from social media awareness, so do what you think you can. Speaking of self esteem, I think you women who think 'all women got to stick together' are suffering from one. Get something better to focus on and No, I wasn't intimidated by her presence. Maybe you are by mine.

Your job is to criticize fairly and not tarnish the image of others or rather still bring their private life to nought. If this is your job then you are bad at it.

Because she intimates you, you feel writing bad stuff about her will make you feel better. She will get better with well structured critics not bad mouthing from a depressed being.

Oh yes I like bisola and her act in skinny girl in transit made me love her.

EbonyMira:
Good day everyone. I will love to write a short piece about the house mates as I've come to know them. I recently met them during the busy hours of the week; when the winner of the Big Brother Naija show was invited to our company. We as one of the many sponsors of the South African based show were elated to have the famous house mate under our very own roof.

As usual, I was the lead inquirer on our social media platform. I interviewed some of the house mates. But, this case was different. We were expecting Efe and Bisola only. They were the only ones contacted and the impromptu visitation was startling to say the least. I did not expect any of the house mates to make it to our corner until next week (after Easter). So I didn't have the time to draft questions for them both.

To my surprise, and that of the company I work for, all the house mates in the BBN final were present. I had a chance to meet EFe, Bisola, Debie Rise, Marvis and Tboss. Unknown to them, I also had the chance to psychoanalyse them all and evaluate who is who: real, fake, and if what we watched on the show was actually truth or propaganda created to boost ratings and all.

Below are my short evaluations:

Debie Rise-
She was quiet,a black beauty, nice, friendly and composed. Totally what you'll expect from her. She easily faded in the midst of admiring eyes pointing towards Efe. Who would blame her? Tboss and the others did as well. One couldn't distinguish the other house mates from the admiring workers struggling to take a pic or two with the BBN winner. Apart from this, Debie was accepting and welcoming. She looks like the girl next door you can easily confide in during times of trouble. I totally respect her person.

Marvis-
She is amazing, friendly and very humble. One would expect her to hold the hands of Efe and drag him up and down the place since logically, Efe is seriously crushing on her. Surprisingly, she stayed behind them all, Efe, the fans and admirers and one wouldn't have been able to distinguish her from a fan too. She gave him all the space he needed as the centre of attraction was him and him alone.

Efe-
I know, everything I've said here is mostly about Efe, so you may ask, "What else do you
have to say?" Well, Efe is really down to earth as a person and as a celebrity. The way he spoke to one of our employees who happens to hail from the south-south region was so humbling I wanted to lie flat and shout 'Migwo' to him. He flows well in pidgin and knows how to talk to people. I can remember the brief convo I had with him. I tried taking a selfie with him alone and suddenly my phone went off. The way he said-"E b lyk say your phone done off o" made me almost burst into laughter. His simple mindedness and quick wits makes him a spectacular character to have around.

TBoss-
The most misunderstood character in the house. I for one voted for Bisola and Efe. I spent a lot of money voting these house mates and I expected them to be as perfect or flawed as they were on the popular TV show, but to my disappointment, I was amazed at the gentle soul known as Tokunbo. Her appearance gives her away as one who is exposed, raunchy, naughty, a trouble finder and an attention seeker. She surprised me the most out of all the BBN house mates. Her composure was senile and impertinent. She didn't look like a trouble maker. She just stayed behind everyone and spoke with some employees. Her rebuttal when one of our employees asked her 'who she was' was so classy and funny. She is an easy going personality, a being everyone will love to have around. The star is her starting point.

Bisola-
I was a huge Bisola fan before I met the rude, ill-mannered, and vile bully. I found her character nauseating to be around. I watched her every move as she dragged Efe all around the building acting
as his body guard. Her quest for attention was disappointing to say the least. She lost a huge fan of hers. I guess she is good an actress as everyone says she is. I do understand why TTT could use and dump her and why she still remains unmarried. Her rude countenance was so obvious, everyone stayed away from her and couldn't take a single picture with her except the senior staffs and management. At every turn, people were cheering Efe and taking loads of selfies, she stormed into the crowd each time to drag Efe from the midst of his admirers into an office to make herself seem important. Her person was just plain despicable and juvenile.

Women are the real enemies of other women.

Were you intimidated by her presence or you are depressed.

Were you expecting us to cheer your low self esteem or your unprofessional attitude.

One could easily show this to your employers and you might lose your job

Keep your bad intentions to yourself. Bisola is not perfect and she is not faking it.

Bisola has been in the game for long and she will be successful.

I would have said if your car has a comprehensive insurance you should not only contact the police but the insurance company too.
Well, i checked with your plate number and notice your policy has expired. These are cases we tell people but they keep shouting God forbid.

I advise tracker too but let's be sincere thieves are aware of trackers and will definitely find a way to beat it but an insurance company will indemnify you

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You want them to sack him?

Face your job and leave him alone.

wowgist:
I love my job, my Boss and my colleagues. As an Accountant, our job requires that we sit long hours on our computers updating the Companies expenditure and asset database. however, there is a challenge.

My department colleague is hardly on sit during working hours. he loves to leave to chat, socialize and even do personal runs during work. I have tried to help him severally by discussing (one-on-one) as par 'man to man', but no effect. He is simple and very intelligent but not focused because he is to playful. This has affected our department's output severally, as personally I discussed this matter with the HR, my own Boss and other familiar Bosses, but all seem not to be too concerned. They just sympathize. I love my work, we are well paid and really doing well as a company.

Please kindly advice me on what to do

Apostle did not keep quiet

loomer:
Nigerians and their double standards.
Pastor carry her go court una dey talk of forgiveness.

Apostle keep quiet una dey say him do the bad things.
Wetin una actually want self

No, it is not.

Yes, Pastors are human too but the title pastor comes with a lot. What happens to forgiveness? What happened to the wordsJesus said, "I tell you, not seven times, but seventy-seven times.

Sometimes forgiveness is the best punishment to an erring being.

God bless the true Men of God who serve him truthfully.

Benita27:
So what?, if it teaches her any lesson then it's a good move.

My mum bought a paint bucket of correct ijebu garri for 800 naira on Monday.

J0hnTrevolt:
My wife waznt feeling fine so she made d list for me to go to market.
I was shocked everywhere they were selling dat custard paint N1,200
The last time I bought garri was in January and I bought it N600
I buy d garri wit vex.
Virtually everything I bought I bought dem grumbling at d outrageous Prices of foodstuffs.
Please how much is garri in ur area/state/location.

Is he her father

She no get money rent house but she wants to tour with her friends and has new rules.

Op you need no one to advise u. This signs are leading you to redemption.

Oath with bible..Who told you God honored it.After gbenshing all day.


Act like the head and not the tail in between your legs cos if at the point of making that journey to explain why you are not man enough death comes, babe will move on ooo

Freewoman:
You swear with bible abi?, na mad you dey go so, beta repent, now, now, ok, see, find out why she require to change her apartment, she can't be homeless while you are saving the money for something so important according to your explanation, accommodation is important too, if the change of apartment is as a result of a quit notice from the property owner, please help her secure shelter first, if not, you may be right to save your money, please note that homeless girls do anything to survive , yes, anything, so deal with today and leave tomorrow to take care of itself

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The comedy series is informative. She uses her local accent to pass a wonderful message to her viewers.

Nigerians are drawn to unique acts.

Watch beyond her accent and you will pick some valuable lessons of life

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The no wahala insurance

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I disagree

I used my blackberry Q5 for two years and i never experienced hanging and today i still use a non-removable battery phone.


I hate using paper to shock the battery...

2undexy:
Non removable battery phones are very prone to hanging....and toba lo hang lasan ....probably gone wait for the phone to strip off to the last bar

R2bees:
any phone without Mr Eazi tracks, abeg my people that one na phone?

Yes Na better phone

It is well

So after making huge profit they refused to make original cds for people to buy.

Greedy people.

I watched that movie twice at the cinema and I searched for the original copy to buy in malls and found none.

My joy knew no bound when I saw the pirated copy for 300 naira here in Lagos

It's a great movie.

na u understand

Oyind17:
Same as killing them

Are you scared?

maxiuc:
I hear

I totally disagree with you *winks*

I believe the best punishment is to cut off their penis slowly while they watch with pride and leave them to bear the burden of their own scar.


Now you agree right.

Oyind17:
Wicked man. All rapist deserve death sentence

Important System Update
PLEASE READ EVERY LINE CAREFULLY, IGNORANCE WILL NOT BE AN EXCUSE


Hello Participants

GHW has always been known as a frontier force in implementing new features focused towards the sustainability of this platform. We are always working day and night to ensure that your money is safe and the system balance.

We have noticed with extreme displeasure; an increasing number of mischievous members (mainly from the African region) defaulting on their PH only to wake up at their convenient time to drown our support system with account re-activation requests. This has got to STOP!. In our normal approach to issues, we have decided to deal a heavy blow on this trend and eradicate it once and for all .

Within 72hours we will commence the rollout of the following features

•Any member who exceeds his penalty date will lose 15% of his referrals ; permanently
•Any Member caught uploading a fake POP will lose 35% of his referrals ; permanently
•Account Re-activation will be automated, and if you are blocked for uploading a Fake POP, your account will be suspended for 1 month ,along with the cancellation of existing referral bonuses (currently the standard), the system will also cancel all new Referral Bonuses awarded to your account during its suspension period.
•If your account is blocked due to lack of payment and upload of required POP, your account will remain blocked for 3 weeks, all bonus incurred during this period will be cancelled as well.
•Members will be able to change/modify their contact phone number when logged in
•Members will be able to change Bank Account number (ONLY)
•Automatic Confirmation of Payments : All payments not flagged as fake POP MUST be confirmed within 72hours of POP upload, else the system will automatically confirm the payment. Flagging as Fake POP will halt this action.
Also planned is the decommissioning of profile pictures, all profiles will bear icons based on their Credibility Score.

•Scarlet (Red) Members: 1- 95% CS
•Bronze Members: 96-500 % CS
•Gold Members: 501 – 1000 CS
•Diamond Members: 1000 & above


Matching Algorithm [b][/b]

We have adjusted the system on PH pairing to factor in Credibility Score, Maturity Date, Level of commitment and other system variables. This feature will make the maturity percentage on the dashboard to be obsolete, it will be updated to report on Weekly progress instead daily. We have also noticed the flood of ticket coming from our African community on matching time. Please be rest assured that the platform is as stable as a rock.

There are lots of factors considered in managing PH pledges of over a trillion value. To reduce the amount of members per PH pairing (total number of members you will be required to PH to), the new algorithm will commence jumping back and forth (0 day – 30th day) to find suitable PHs that meet the criteria . This implementation is already live on the platform, but because we did not announce it officially, we decided to get a grace period for defaulters yet to be cancelled by the system (this is one of the reasons for the late re-matching).

Important Question; do you know anybody who has lost money in GHW before? . Your answer will definitely be a no. And it is our promise that it will remain this way.

Please we urge you, if you are no longer interested in this community, please cancel all your pledges before you abandon your accounts. GHW capital base is enough to withstand it, DO NOT leave it to be matched when you are fully aware that you are no longer interested, this is causing head-ache for our dedicated members and our support team. All members are encouraged to help each other, it is important that you contact the member that is to PH to you, incase he/she is ignorant of the matching.
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GHW is a community, our being here is entirely up to its members, and we promise not to let you down . Zero Downtime, Zero Breaks , Zero Losses . Long Live GHW

Yours truly
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Senior Correspondent
GHW

veekid:

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Don Jazzy should pls sign Soma and Jon Ogah now.... Aaiiiiisssssshhhhhhh

that will be waste of space

veekid:
Yeah! He deserved it; time for Uriel and Tboss to get the fúck outta the house and if possible Kemen should join em

three kisses for you

I will only agree with you if he has third party insurance but with comprehensive insurance, the man will surely get either a new one or cash

Nukualofa:
The man should just forget the car because the cost of repairing it will buy something close to it



Kudos to Obiano for empowering the Federal Fire Service