₦airaland Forum

BuddhaPalm:
Hmmm...has this happened just a coupla times, or a quite a few times?

yea if the person is very sick sumtin keep telling me dat d person gonna die until it happens

I have diz weird behaviour of knwing that a sick person will eventually die though I dnt share it with anybody

Na human head be dat?? Religion of piss indeed

If I hear no be naija soldiers again?? The name sambisa forest some soldiers don dey poo 4 dia pants

Well if u have never lived in northern Nigeria u wunt undstnd d op

Add me up plzz 07065400942

Funny old man

My neighbours dad was slaughtered yesterday by bokoharam

Islam again

Fake nigerian news

Women wahala too much nawhat will be the fate of the country when they are on dia period

Kaduna just like North & South Lebanon is really a
place to be.
When you are in the northern part of the town you feel
as if you are in Kandahar Afghanistan. Dressing mode
as usual........, you know what I mean. There is a feeling
of fear in the air. as if you will be lynched or one BH
bomb will explode the next minute in front of you. Of
cause most of government presence are in the North
Side.
When you cross the river southward you feel you are in
Jerusalem mode of dressing changes. Even the Okada,
Bus drivers and Keke NAPEP drivers from the North
Side go on Jeans, face caps and shirts I believe they
are also enjoying the freedom you can only find in the
south side. The South side makes you feel at home, no
fear only feeling of freedom. Just like the Americans
say welcome to civilization welcome to the free world.
The South side though neglected by successive
governments is fast catching up with the North.
Shopping malls, recreational facilities, amusement
parks, state of the art residential houses.Development
everywhere. I don't need to go to Gamji gate, Pixy
Dizzy or Babinos all in the north side. We have
Barnawa Paradise Park and many more.
Of cause by chance the South Side has most of the
industries namely . PAN, NNPC/KRPC, DICON,
NORTHERN NOODLES.and Nigerian Breweries. Not to
mention the Dead textile factories.
In everything God said we should give thanks. The
guys on the north side burned our Houses and
Churches in 2000 Sharia crisis and Miss world riots in
2002. This prompted us to go Southward and today
see the blessing it brought. My Friend from the North
side came to the south one day and he asked me
which ppl are building those houses at NAFDAC Narayi
of cause the ppl on the south side I told him. He was
shocked at the development. This was like 4 years ago
That is the North side and the South side of Kaduna.

On a serious note I was told dat anitym bh attacks a village an unknown helicopter usually comes to gather human parts and blood

PLANE CRASH
A plane was about to crash and there
were only four parachutes on the
plane. Meanwhile there were five
people on it. The first person, Lionel
Messi, said, "I'm the world's best
footballer right now, I cant die now!"
So he took one of the parachutes and
left. The second person, Aliko
Dangote, said, "I'm the richest man in
Africa, I can't die now, I'm needed in
Africa!"
So he took the second parachute and
left. The third was the Nigerian
President and he said, "I'm the
smartest President in the world, so I
cant die now, my people still need
me!"
So he took one and left.
Then it was left with the Pope and a
little school girl. The Pope said to the
little girl, "Take the last one, I'll
sacrifice my life for you."
The little girl replied, "No need for
that, There are two parachutes left."
The pope asked her, "How come?"
The little girl replied, "The Nigerian
President took my school bag."

Lies

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How much is the car I want to buy it

Do u knw dat the penis has a diferent brain of itz own

50calibre: I don't want to, don't need to, I'm scarred to death of boko haram.

Seek out your friend Tourphland, he's probably in Kano or Sokoto.

I don't expect any of you to understand something which is out of you league.

some southerners can be so stupid I tell ya

50calibre: Ok if you say so. You're in kaduna (an impoverished place) after all, what do you know.

I believe u have never been to kd before

50calibre: Kids of these days are getting increasingly smarter, it's a form of evolution.

i think it's down to better nutrition, better education and over exposure to technology.

My little nephews who are 6, 9 & 10 are too exposed, I have to be mindful of the type of things I say in their presence, they already know the meaning of sex & dating. As a matter of fact the two boy have girlfriends already, while they girl who's just 6 told me she broke up with her boyfriend.

hey lie

My 7yrs old sis hav started developing boobs..imagine dat

And hw is diz shit a breaking news

Same tin here in kd many people are hospitalized because of excessive intake of salt

Wow diz magic..I got 222 2 is the last digit of my phone nunber and theN 22 is my age

Hala isreal

The bomb was detonated

profjustine458: Imagine loosing 3 good sons for just no reason

good sons indeed