₦airaland Forum

Kingsley1169:
I'm happy eating your pains and drinking your tears here

Bro, There's no pain or tear anywhere. I just let you have a spoon out of the meal you served and you're already vomiting. Eeya!
You must think yourself important to think your words will actually get to me. This one is a boy, aswearugod.

illicit:
What's his own head still doing on his neck

He shouldn't spend more than 72 hours before facing judgement

Justice delayed is denied

Exactly! He should be dead already.

Kingsley1169:
It's the one actually observing the both and that's you

It should be the one that singled my mention and commented on it, You're stark raving bonkers. Your schizophrenia is incurable!

toyosiolamide:
Inasmuch as they have the right to protest, if all these leaders had shown the same commitment to good governance and had spoken out against poor governance in the past or protested to collectively make the country better ,we wouldn’t be where we are today. Now that it affects their daily bread, they are out protesting. Selfish people.

Thank you.

That's the first reason none of them should be taken seriously. It wasn't so long ago, we don't need to refer to history books to check what they did while in power, all of them. Is it Atiku whose first name is thief, imagine a lunatic like Amaechi or a clown like Dino or a sore loser like Obi who is dilly-dallying everywhere like a feather? They're all unimaginable Weyreys if they think people have forgotten their antecedents. Their cumulative efforts got us where we are. They can't wash their hands off of Nigeria like Pilate did. They're all evil , hideous, immoral. It'd be idiotic of them to assume any sane person, who isn't after stomach infrastructure, would align with them. They're not better than Tinubu In my opinion, some of them would do worse.

That party, ADC, wouldn't fly. They're a coalition now because they have a common enemy, Tinubu. They'd soon turn against themselves because each of the players has ulterior motives. They're not moral men and their intentions are not pure. You'll see.

lordm:
One word for Dino Melaye: clown

Add Stupid, Manipulator, Thief, Joker, Coward, then finally, Add Weyrey!

Kingsley1169:
Werey and incompletion are 5 & 6

This made me laugh like who is actually the weyrey gangan? The one wey no complete story or the one who wan kpai on top another's sexcapades?

tosyne2much:
The answer is capital YES

The more sexcapades someone had before marriage, the harder it is to stay faithful to one's partner in marriage

My gosh! You're still here? I thought you disappeared! Really!

Gbadugbakun:
Helper that she'll dump once she graduates. Girls these days don't deserve any helper.

A helper does not necessarily have to be bedding her. Keep your thoughts sacrosanct, Urrgh!

Gbadugbakun:
Helper that she'll dump once she graduates. Girls these days don't deserve any helper.

A helper doesn't necessarily have to be bedding her. Keep your thoughts sacrosanct!

givedemwotowoto:
Tinubu supporters are divided into:

1. Those who outrightly campaign for Tinubu e.g. City Boys

2. Those who make comments like "They are all the same", "Opposition won't do any better", "I won't waste my vote, they're all the same", "Tinubu will rig it, there's no point voting" and son on. The goal is to discourage you from voting, because the only way Tinubu can win is low turnout.

3. Those who attack opposition. They spend 80% of their time against opposition and 20% on Tinubu just to show they're not working for the government.

4. Those who start their comments with "I am not a fan of Tinubu but......"

What are you? Where do you belong?

No kingdom of this world can truly satisfy, it's not possible. Jesus is the cup that never runs dry. I align with him and he settles me. That's all! I've never voted, I don't vote cause I don't believe in them, but Jesus never disappoints. He makes everything perfect.

Nationsdaddy:
Guy wise up. The schools were built by Lateef Jakande. The present administration can only renovate it. Whats the big deal renovating.

Did you say only renovate? That in itself is something. If the school is not renovated, can you arrest the government?

LordBiden:
Bush people will say it is juju.

It is called penis captivus.

No be everything be juju.

Read una no go read,so so big brother naija season drama una sabi.

Yeye.

Why does your captivus nonsense never happen between singles? Why always between adulterous married people? Please answer.

RollinTNDA:
How can you eat one soup for 20 years

We like to eat egusi, ogbono, okro
Different taste, different vibes

Even women that love to use dilda
They buy like 5 or 7 different sizes.
Different Length and girth

Because everybody love VARIETY

Then they select which one they want based on their mood. That is how man feels too

Ah!

Your opinion is not popular.

Beware of HIV and Hepatitis

Ẹ rọra O, Buọda Ẹlẹpọn Bulu!

SisterAnn:
Schools are different.

Some schools don't create much room for parents to bond while others do.

That you think it's nauseating is very disturbing.

Captains of industry still make out time to attend school events to cheer their kids and others.

Don't mind them.

It's in Nigeria here or let's say it's an African thing that we don't pay attention to showing up for our kids in their school events, we think it's okay to hide under the guise of hustling and bustling to provide.
Oyinbos take school events seriously, soldiers will travel down to be in Karate Lessons, School Dramas, Fund Raiser events, Prom Nights etc. I work with children. Children love it when they see them show up. It motivates them to do more. In my school, we have Fruit Day, Colour Day, Career Day, Cultural Day, Carol Day, Fun Day many days, days that parents come to teach in the classrooms, we have events for the grandparents too and parents show up and show out.

I won't criticise these people o! Tori ọmọ la ṣe nṣiṣẹ. I can go all out for my kid, all out.

dollytino4real:
Na dem owagbe people gbatty gbatty people

Are you crying about this? Let the dead bury their dead, afterall dem no collect any Kobo from your hand. Wailing Society of Nigeria!

youngrichnigga:
Okay, i guess this is why the president couldn't visit the actual scene of the Jos carnage; he needed to get back yo Lagos for his attire measurement by the special fanti tailor. To think that he's a Muslim, must he always go back everytime there's a celebration or holiday

Yes, but Tinubu Is not that kinda Muslim that's overly religious. Before he became the president, you don see any news carry am where he dey pray for any mosque. Are you sure say E even dey pray? All him head, na strategy full am. Wetin concern Tinubu with clerics? I won't be surprised if this Easter holiday he's spending in Lagos is to hold one secret important meeting. He's not Jagaban for nothing.

Lamasta:
To finish Liverpool completely is our mission this season.......

Arsenal coming next........

You're a joke. I know you know that already. We're not Didinrin Loserpool o, don't compare us with those pretenders.

My little tit bits:

Marry your friend, your gist partner, the type that keeps hot gists waiting for you.

Don't ever be in a marriage for ulterior motives. We're human beings and have shortfalls now and again, what happens when promises or expectations are not met?

Marry a partner who naturally, without pretence, is kind to everyone. The tendency to do you in will be minimal because he or she is incapable of evil. This is similar to your partner having the Fear of God.

Every now and then, do an appraisal of yourselves. Check whether you are both still focused on your targets or whether your goals still align. You can always adjust.

Marry a partner whose vibes and yours are same or close. You'll soon get tired of having to always drag the other partner along, marriage is not a university.

When you have issues, address the issue not your partner. You'll end up saying abominable things that can't be taken back. Here, you need pleeeeeeeeeeenttttty patience. Patience o, please. Don't try to win the argument. Instead try to make your partner see reasons with you. You can drop the convo and pick it up later when you're both not peeved.

As a rule of thumb for me, I never discuss our issues with ANYBODY, not my mum, not my sisters, not my friends, not in-laws. We sort out ourselves by ourselves. It always works.

For women, never be a liability. Be a wife that contributes financially.

The bitter part, love alone is never enough. You'll need wisdom, patience, understanding, tolerance, compromise at times and Put God At The Centre.

May God heal every ailing home and help the young ones to build happy, peaceful homes.

I go for what I want regardless of what people think or say. Everybody has got it in him or her a sense of what is good or bad. I met my husband when I was 16, he is 12 years older. He waited for me to finish school, then that was it! He's kept me happy in the marriage since. The only people who don't know how beautiful our home is are the people who don't know us. Family, friends, colleagues, neighbours, they all know. My dad calls us Taiwo and Kehinde even. In my dictionary, age has nothing to do with marriage. If you are convinced about her, go ahead and put a ring on it!

Dem take am do men not to keep their blokos where e suppose dey? Ṣe wọn fi ṣe yin ni? Aarrgh! Now family don scatter. I'm so sorry for the girl.

I don't have any advice for you madam, na you go marry monster.

As for the girl, she's a complicit in what eventually happened to her. There are 2 things she could have done.

Immediately the man started harassing her, she should have told the madam, (she can record their convo, or make a video) cause the madam may be delusional.

Secondly, if she wants to protect their marriage, she can just walk away quietly. Yes! Cause he won't stop. People with those kind of perversion are obstinate. I knew when my friend's BIL wouldn't leave her alone. I eventually housed her before she had peace. Awọn Weyrey Olojukokoro!

There is nothing fetish or wayward about wearing waist beads or anklets or any of the other ones. For me, it's purely fashion as it applies to my aesthetic sense.

I wear waist beads, I wear anklets, most times, you'll see my fingers adorned with about 4 or 5 rings, I have two holes on each of my ears, I have more than 50 pairs of earrings. It's all fashion. I pick my beads at Balogun or Tejuosho Market, nothing special or ulterior about them.

I do a 9-5 job, I have side hustles that I do round the clock, so there's no time to sleep around, I've never gone to see a prophet, let alone babalawo. I don't ever miss church. I dress decently, my 'assets' are for my husband alone. He never complains about my fashion preferences.

The decision to stay with your girlfriend or leave is entirely yours to make. For real, Nobody here can help you decide.

AdolfHitlerxXx:
I hope she recovers.

But our leaders should do something about our health facilities.

You need to see what obtains in facilities outside capital cities.

If you think General Hospitals and private hospitals in capitals are 10% good...

You need to see what happens in the least developed LGAs.

Africans rich or poor need to do better. I recently was on mission in Burkina Faso. I had to take a shot 💉.

The health facility was so seedy, I had to wait till I returned to Nigeria.

I agree with you. I was on an NGO volunteer mission to the East, I saw all sorts of unimaginable things in their "so called" health facilities. They were so debilitated I went for the people. I said people here would have been dying needless deaths if those shams I saw were the hospitals. I'm sure it would be like that in all the regions of the country.

What exactly is wrong with us? We can't seem to manage any little thing successfully. People are too self-centered to care for others. Leadership is all about service. These ones would rather serve themselves, their friends and families. Imagine a whole hospital no water, no light!

Everybody should strive to make heaven. It would be a double tragedy to miss heaven, especially as a Nigerian, cause our lives are already hell on Earth.

femi4:
Yes, the environment was much save for kids. We could go as far as the 4th or 5th street to play, no phone or form of communication. They just knew when we are done or hungry, we would come home

That's it o! Na hunger dey bring us home. My immediate kid brother can forgo food for play. That's how hard we played.

whippersnapper:
Na me be that any small thing I done move on I no be pharaoh

I think if you are into anyone, to move on wouldn't be as easy. You'd hope he or she would change. I don't condone nonsense too, but to easily move on is not realistic, especially if it's a first time offender.

femi4:
I did all...days of no video games

You just have to be outside doing any of the ffg:

Ten ten, suwe, kenke, saun, snooker, table tennis, street soccer, table soccer, rubber play, local banger using spark plug, kite (nylon & paper), ludo, scrabbles, whot, snake n ladder, draft (draught)

These are games that improve logical thinking and mathematical skills

Oh my! I did all. Suwe and Ten Ten were my best. Some kids even come and rent me to play in their teams. I played hard while I was small. I don't like to read. I can't read for 10 minutes before sleeping off, but I can play from morning till night. How I managed to be brilliant at school still beats me.

Our parents leave us alone and allow us do our thing. I remember we do leave the house and go play in some neighborhood park; we'd be there the whole day, not eating. The environment was much safer for kids then, no kidnappings or child molestation. Good ol' days!

JackDaAlienz:
Fear is respect

We fear fire because we respect how deadly and brutal fire can be. That why we fear fire.

As for woman
They love it when you treat them bad
They view kindness as weakness

Bro, I said it earlier, your mentality is flawed. You'd do well to follow good reasoning and leave those sham thoughts of yours behind.

No—fear is not the same as respect. They can look similar on the surface, but they come from very different places and produce very different kinds of relationships.

🔹 Fear
Fear is based on threat, punishment, or insecurity.
When someone fears you, they may:
Obey you to avoid consequences
Hide their true thoughts and feelings
Feel anxious, tense, or resentful
Fear can produce compliance, but not genuine connection.

🔹 Respect
Respect is based on value, trust, and recognition of worth.
When someone respects you, they:
Listen to you willingly
Honor your boundaries and opinions
Feel safe, not threatened
Respect builds trust, openness, and healthy relationships.

🔑 Key Difference
Fear says: “I must do this, or something bad will happen.”
Respect says: “I choose to do this because I value you.”

JackDaAlienz:
How can a wife insult husband in front of children. Because he is kind and gentle

Omo my mama hit jackpot
Because if na me na uppercut she go chop

I think I got my mum craziness
My sister got the kindness of my dad
And her husband too dey exploit am

Wahala for who kind for this country

Once you are kind gentle and nice
Nigerian Women will squeeze you till last drop comes out.

I don't even know how my p man survives
But I swore to never ever ever be like him

Accept it, you don't know Jack about human relationships. Human beings are soooooo diverse you can't draw inference with a few.

frankson1:
Coca-Colza wants to make arsenal bottling fc as its franchise

Nobody wins it all.

Just last week, City was beaten blue black and lost a chance to win another cup. You didn't press your wailing button then. A whole Guardiola, your beloved City losing by a mauling of 5 -1.

Don't wail just because you can, make it valid.

fergie001:
I am proud of lamasta and numerouno.

God, please i I need Arsenal to lose all 4 trophies, one is out already.

He who laughs last, laughs the best. I'll refer you to this quote.

As una know football reach, you suppose know say it's the league that's of utmost importance this season for us. Not Karambani Cup, not even Champions League.

Enjoy your sleep.

myforty68:
surulere surely costs more than Gbagada and closer if not matching Yaba rents

I know they will mention my hood Yaba among the most expensive. That place is unbelievable.

Konquest:
Impressive... Surrogacy is the way to go for any woman who CANNOT carry a baby to full term due to several factors from age, to cancer treatment, ectopic pregnancy situations, etc.

There's no shame in it.

Don't mind them. There's no shame in it like you said. For some people, bringing kids to the world is seamless while for some, it's a horrendous task. When I just got married, I had ectopic pregnancy and I touched heaven's gate like this, God just didn't open the door ni. I don't know why people talk down on anyone with issues. They're not God! Nobody knows tomorrow.