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Pallazzo:
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greatestman:
My third born age be that

10, 5, 2 respectively.
Nobe say I too old; I just quick born.

In my Idle-Sunday-Aproko-Oversabi-Aunty mode, how old are you?

DonroxyII:
I'm following you now ... So when I see ur post wey catches my fancies I respond......

We don't have too many Intellectual Ogbaa on Nairaland anymore .... Na Only you remain

You should know that was a joke.

crazymommy:
The dude is right , whether the dude is nobody or not.. that does not change the fact that the lady is a mini-elephant...this has nothing to do with taste aligning witj someone or not...tell your sister to hit the gym and look good instead of making noise on the Internet, whether man or woman , you should be sensible enough to take care of yourself physically and mentally.......health-wise she is not looking good too..obesity is dangerous to her health...over-weight is bad for her health..it is not just about physical appearance..it is also about her health too..

You don't get it! He spoilt his Grammy Award winning speech by using the word "me". He urged everybody else to be like him. Is he Jesus?
Everyone knows it's not healthy to be obese. He can give his advice without self-aggrandizement. That's my point. We don't care who he is or what his taste buds look like. The F**k!

Sonnobax15:

Some men no really get taste cha

From the day when men go start to get taste like me,na from that day many of these shapeless bannies go start to dey cry of hunger

You must think so highly of yourself to imagine that everybody's taste has to align with your own. Remind me again, the last time I checked, who you be gangan? Chairman Local Government? Iiiisssh!

How time flies....I was at this man's wedding that year. He was the commissioner for Youth and Sports Development for Gbenga Daniel then. He's a brilliant man that time. You can't be in the corridors in Nigerian Politics and not be corrupted.

TheGoodJoe:
The new additions caused a tactical imbalance that I feel affected Haaland. The connection is not there but I believe with time it will work out.

As soon as Haaland starts scoring in high volume for us, we should expect fireworks.

Maybe in the seasons to come; for this season, City, just rest cause it's Arsenal O'Clock.

It's only natural after reaching a peak, then comes a decline. Accept it and rest.

essentialone:
A very nice one coming straight from a lady. Guys who approach very beautiful ladies, have a lot to learn from you. Even though you are already taken, we will want to learn more from you.

Thank you, I'm blushing already

DonroxyII:
Imagine ... You didn't even Add "Intelligence and Intellectualism" which is your prima facie .... ....

Once you beat him Intelligently, He Fails !

Donroxyll be stalking me up and down. I will have you arrested

Yeah! Well written. Number 3 is it for me, confidence. Don't be a shaky-shaky, jelly fish, lily-livered man around me; it automatically disqualifies you. I know I'm stubborn and very opinionated and will need a strong-willed man to handle me.

Secondly, men need to be well groomed. Don't smell or look funny around me. Not necessarily expensive perfume or wears, No. Just be neat, have fresh breath, and be presentable, lobatan!

Then this one may seem unnecessary to many but it matters to me. At times, I think I'm being unreasonable but I find myself always coming back. You must speak good English. I don't know, I just can't deal.

Money is good but it's not the highest ranking. Any of us can make more. But I cherish transparency. As I good reach, plenty weyrey also dey down. You have to be as readable as a book.

Men, take note, some ladies can be like me, so see this as more tips. I'm taken already.

helinues:
You are probably dating yourself

Ladies can never be shy about the man they love

Some of us don't display our partner's pictures not because of shyness or anything like that. I don't post mine too. As my WhatsApp dp, I don't use my picture or my man's. I put work related stuff or any of Arsenal logos. I'm not shy about him - he's very tall, light skinned, and handsome but I just like to keep things private. I don't post birthday stuff, not mine, nor my man's. Privacy makes things a lot calmer. Some of us love calm, no dramas.

EMEKUSBOY9:
Clap for urself i am pround of you

Make we marry na

I no fit marry ọmọ Ibo o, maybe I'm tribalistic

marlow1962:
Just imagining it is nauseating, like wtf.
I will love somebody to the extend we get married and have babiessss, only for the person to be finding another man sexually attractive.
If we are talking about single ladies, I'd say there's and exception to it, but a married woman finding a man( single or married) sexually attractive is a big red flag. You might as well stay single, rather than leave with the trauma of you knowing your wife is shagging you and a co-worker.

Dey there! Even teachers for school

EMEKUSBOY9:
He don catch you abi

U better repent

Me kẹ? Not mẹ. Mẹ that I'm proud. I call it self esteem but people think I'm proud and I don tire to dey explain. I'd be damned if I find myself at the mercy of any man. I work hard to make my own money. Though I do 9 to 5, I have other side gigs that provide money. E no cAtch me anything.

AwokenVawulence:
Funny as how arsenal haters around me are slowly coming to reality for us winning the title . Can u imagine people that swore arsenal would never carry it, now saying they try. Assuming the scores reversed today (arsenal drew and city won) the amount of useless bottling memes person for see this night

Infact, if the results were reversed, you'd think Arsenal killed somebody ni. Ah we too get haters, me self I know. But this league this season is ours!

#COYG

Samantha125:
So every social media post from Southern Africa is now South African? Those ladies are definitely not South African, we don't have such surnames in SA and one of them commented in a language I don't recognise... Those names and surnames are giving either Zimbabwe or Zambia, somewhere between the two.

So keep SA ladies out of this.

Thank you for the education. It's a plus, do you know, that SA is the king country in that region. That's why anything that has semblance to SA is attributed to SA. I like the heads up 👍

anonimi:
If they are very dear to God why would they hustle for money to pay private school fees because their governors steal money that should employ teachers for the free education of all children?

27 years of city boy's master plan, did Tinubu, Fashola, Ambode and Sanwo Olu employ up to 19,500 teachers?
That is the number employed by PDP's progressive governor in Oyo state- Makinde.

A miracle has just happened here. We just want to praise God from whom all blessings flow. Please, Ọmọ Ìjọba, keep your conspiracy theories and statistics to yourself. It's not needed in every occasion. Uuuurrgh!

FxMasterz:
It's like an Angel held the building up until he confirmed that nobody was inside before allowing it to do its crumbling.

This incident is nothing short of a miracle.

Olúwaṣeun! Thank you Jesus!

Kemetian:
AND WHAT ABOUT THE 20 TIMES MORE PREVALENT WHITE CHRISTIAN DOMESTIC TERRORISM IN AMERICA?

YOU KNOW...THE NEO NAZIS WHO HATE PEOPLE THAT LOOK BROWN/BLACK LIKE YOU, IF INDEED YOU ARE BLACK?

What do you have to say about them?

Yes, they're bigots. At least they don't hide under the guise of religion to perpetrate hideous acts. Islam is an evil cult, period!

Death to all terrorists and their apologists!

Sometimes I wonder how I happen to share a nationality with these harebrained Weyreys. Ah! I don't even need to listen or watch but your curses are returning to you and your generation, in multiple folds you will harvest it. Rádaràda!

WhiteIverson:
Rest Abeg
Who is the Champion??
Arsenal?
Champion of what abeg😂
Leverkusen sef won league recently
What have Arsenal won? BPL (Bottlers premier league)

Then I should not be talking to you. Are you a teenager? You seem to be straight out of High School. If you have depleted memory and couldn't remember or you don't have any inkling of what Arsenal won, the History books are there. If you are not too lazy to research, We are champions. We've won many things some clubs who are as old as we are, or even older, haven't won. There's no way anyone would write or rewrite the history of EPL or World Football without Arsenal taking a top spot! You're a nincompoop trying to denigrate Arsenal. This wouldn't slide. I won't let it.


Mods, I proudly await your ban.

WhiteIverson:
Arsenal should just drop out of UCL and focus on EPL. They can't do both
They don't have what it takes
You need special winning mentality to win both

Because of one match! What a way to reason. Some of you be talking like Atọọle because of your hatred for the club. Tell me which champion no dey lose match.
Rádaràda!

Nnamdi, national hero kwa? No be only national hero, na national stadium.

Wait until you get your Biafra nation, then you can put any dog or donkey as your Lord and savior.

You sha like to find trouble Sha. Na so wahala go siddon jẹjẹ, you go wake am up.

Rádaràda!

Now his family name is smeared forever. Dem no kuku send.

Lovit:
If you are not eating from her cooky jar, don't send shishi

even if you must send, let it be an amount you can overlook

women are manipulative, you can't really escape their shenanigans completely

Hmmn! Stingykoko Nigeria Limited!

funkmrflexx:
I've been married for 3 years now with 2 kids, I try my best to take care of my family but the economy has become very bad so it's no longer possible to take care of a family of 4 on just 1 income.
When I had money, I setup a business for my wife because I want her to be engaged and also she can support with whatever she has from the business, but after a year the business crumbled with no results to show (she gave many excuses on why she can't continue the business), even after that I've tried engaging her on other endeavors but she's not always serious.

Now she does nothing, she just presses phone and play games all day long, all the responsibilities are on me, basically everything from school fees, feeding, house rent to buying a cube of Maggi.

I've tried talking to her several times but she will pretend to be serious and goes back to default settings, I'm tired and its really talking a tole on me, sometimes I just get angry at her for no reason and I don't even want to come home.

It's not the fact the she's staying home that's the issue, its the fact the she's not showing any effort to try and do something. I'm tired because all the money I make is being used for feeding and running the house, I can't even save or even think about buying properties

At this point in time bro, I won't lie to you, it's your cross, you will carry it.

Many women are vain, they are cut out for the soft life. Even if the task is just to lift a leg and put it on the table, once you call it "work" they recoil into their cocoon, they can't and won't do it since it's "work"!

I don't know, but we're different, how somebody can wake up and decide the next best thing is to 'tọ'pa tọ'sẹ'. How can? I will always work, even if my husband is a Dangote.

You can't tell us you don't know this part of her while you were dating. They're red flags, but maybe they look like pink at the time and you chose to ignore them. It's late now. You can't divorce her based on this cause I'm sure you never had a clear-cut conversation around this.

Upcoming ones should take a cue from this. Dating is not only about ice cream and movies, that's the time to negotiate and get a good bargain when you are not invested or committed yet.

My humble submission.

Kalulu44:
Na wao, he's jobless and bitter for not liking Arsenal. Do you yourself like Chelsea, Man United and other clubs that's not Arsenal.
It's called rivalry and not hatred, and it's what makes the beautiful game sweet. If all of us likes and supports one club, it will be boring as hell

Many people hate Arsenal truly. I know because I'm tired of reading articles, several of them, written by so called world renowned pundits. Everybody is critical of Arsenal about set pieces; are set pieces not components of football? I know of an era in Man U, the era of Ferguson - Van Nistelrooy, Ryan Giggs, Scholes, Carrick ... You give a corner, they'd most probably convert it...nobody ranted about it. But there's been wailing all over the social media because it's Arsenal. If that's not hatred, what is? It's gotta stop!

chicfarmer:
Guy your article is excellent. I recommend it to all arsenal fans and all our haters including @sonofgod1990 abi wetin e dey call himself?

Keep it up bro, you write ✍️ so well.

Haters never see anything. After this season una go develop bald head for arsenal matter

No be only bald head o, dem go get thyroid for neck join. Team Haters!

Sonofgod1990:
21 good years without trophy 🏆? See as I just dey pity you

If I be you I for just leave arsenal go dey support stoke city

Well you are not him,

He is not you!

Is it your support?

Let sleeping dogs lie!

Even if Arsenal goes into relegation, I follow. Gunner fans are not fair weather friends.

Ninaffivadit:
na from champion league round of 16

Arsenal go start dey lose

Wait and see

You don't ever get tired of "Wait and See"?

We've been waiting to see siiiiiince, na so so goodness we dey see.

#COYG

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