₦airaland Forum

AsomughaChuks02:
Most of the roads in Lagos Island where he supposedly hails from, are still so bad that many people wonder whether the governor is really from there.

Go back to your region of the country and advise your governor not to develop other parts of the state apart from his family house.

Lagos is a cosmopolitan state, with astute leaders who know their onions, where development and project management are inclusive and all encompassing. Your opinion is unpopular here.

Mods you can ban me, no be today, but you'd know in your heart of hearts that I've spoken the truth.

3kay945:
I have two questions.

Who dey shout during the do between both party?

And whatever is poured, where will it germinate for procreation?

So, male and female can NEVER be EQUAL in this argument especially in Nigeria, African.

What do you mean who dey shout? Person never handle you well abi, you go shout mehn! And even jerk on top!

Rain can pour inside raincoat, dat one no fit cause any kasala Ọgá, your argument no follow.

No partner suppose cheat, you owe each other allegiance. Marital bed should be kept intact, undefiled. We tell ourselves otherwise just to satisfy the lustful desires.

free2ryhme:
ten dey happen


interpret it in yoruba

Mẹwa n ṣẹlẹ!

Often used as an exclamation to show surprise or frustration.

Mrchippychappy:
Nigerian social media space seems to be filled with uncouth, lowlifes.

What kind of disrespectful and vulgar way is this to communicate an information? first of all, this is none of our business and secondly, if you must put the information out in public, must you do it in such a distasteful vulgar manner?

Every day society is degraded more and more because of the scumbags that are placed on a pedestal by Nigerian youths, look back to when Ishowspeed came to Nigeria and see how all our social media representatives made an absolute disgrace of themselves

I wrote in another thread yesterday; Nigerians are Bewitched with mediocrity. The kinds of things that gain traction, you'd wonder in bewilderment. Why we are like this, I dunno.

Sonofgod1990:
My baby mama is just trying to force me to marry her without even her trying to know our genotype. Some women can be desperate sometimes


Burnley 2 vs arsenal 1
Burnley will pure their die minute anger 🤬 on arsenal

People with Babymamas are social menaces, never to be trusted with anything, not even sport predictions. Rádaràda!

Goo0dHardDick:
Did he forced those so called baby mamas to open their legs for him?

Your gender loves potable so much, including you yourself as long as money is involved. Y'all will go down and suuuuu.ck portable because he'll pay you

What do you mean "Y'all"?

Do you have in your family - daughter, cousin, sister, aunt or niece that would kiss portable for handouts?

If smello Portable kisses my corpse, I'd wake up and smack him!

MemphitzDgreat1:
Bloggers should stop making stupid people famous

Mediocrity sells faster in Nigeria; faster than common sense would ever do.

Psalmemmy:
Arsenal had the chance to beat city and go top but they dint now they pushing innocent clubs to do thier bidding for them..make una face una front wahala dey wait for una

Back to sender! Fia! Wetin dey wait you? Nonsense and Jagbajantis!

saintbillion:
FTC for the fourth time 2day.

PETER OBI IS COMING

Obi? Coming to your family compound I suppose.

As far as I know, Obi is not going anywhere o. He's Agbotikuyo not Anibiire.

Ever8090:
This one's dey take ffk serious thinking say na better person him be,not knowing that the man bends his brain and heart where there is food on the table regardless... Germany reject na him south Africa dey celebrate

Pari òwe yi: One man's meat....

I need extra characters but e no too dey body to dey type jare!

Jayjayconcept:
South African president said it very clear,
Most crimes are committed by blacks just like in Europe and Asia

Nigeria and others should fix their country,
South Africa is so tired of so much influx of immigrants.

Shouldn't they direct their protest towards their government who provided loopholes in governance that allows illegal immigration to thrive? This anger is misplaced.

Angelfrost:
Smh... I don't even get what people gain from pressing other people's buttons.

You know how extremist these people are and how fanatical they are about their beliefs... Why trigger them?!!

I have lived and worked amongst these people for years, just as I have lived in most parts of this nation, and the first thing I did was to learn their ways and tread cautiously around them.

Coward!

Stay there and be defending nonsense.

Did they thread cautiously around your own beliefs?

While I'm not saying go trigger them, I'm saying nobody should be afraid to put them back in line when they misfire.

While he hasn't committed any crime physically yet, he is already a threat to the society by his statement alone! That's a god-damned, big, red flag! In saner climes, he'd be under watch or scrutiny for unsettling the people with his statement, he is a suspect. He cannot and must not be pampered!

LocalBuka:
One thing about Nigerian homes, there were always food rules nobody officially explained but everybody somehow understood.

Like looking away when your host is bringing your food so you don't look like you came specifically to eat.

The youngest person washing every plate without anyone saying a word.

Never leaving food on your plate.

Never complaining about what was cooked, no matter what.

Refusing food as a visitor being treated like a personal offence.

And of course, when a full chicken is prepared, the gizzard goes to the father. No campaigning. No debate. It has always been his.

Some of us even grew up knowing certain drinks or foods were only for visitors or “special occasions.”

Looking back now, it’s funny how respect, hierarchy, patience and silent understanding was attached to a simple act like eating,in a Nigerian home

Honestly, many of us still carry some of those habits till today without realizing it.

Speaking of Nigerian food culture, if you're ever looking for affordable food spots that actually feels like home

unwritten food rule in your house growing up? Drop it here, let's gist.

My mum, may God bless her for me always. She is (or was) a great disciplinarian; she has slowed down considerably now because of age. She's in her 70s.

The rules:
You must never eat anything you were given behind her, be it the head of a cow or a tiny bit of candy.

If food, meat, cake or whatever is passed on a tray or bowl, You must always pick the one closest to you. Do not, I repeat, DO NOT stretch your hand.

If anyone, whether family or friends, out of concern asks you if you have eaten, your response must always be: Yes. It doesn't matter if you ate last in 1908, just say Yes.

If she takes you out to visit family or friends, and they offer you anything, tell them No, you are okay.

If you are eating and you made noises like lip-smacking, ti ẹ ti ta! My kid brother once did that and she gave him a slap that made the morsel of ẹba flew out

Whenever you are served food, always leave your meat or fish untouched until the very end after the last spoon of rice. Till tomorrow, I don't fancy meat or fish. I eat meals without them and I don't see that as anything.

Lastly, don't eat your food in a way that when it remains, another person won't be able to eat it. In other words, eat neatly. From the mound of rice, only scoop little by little the amount you can eat, do that repeatedly till you are full.

The thing is my mum has rules and regulations for everything - The way you walk, the way you talk, the way you wash, the way you bathe, the way you dress, the way you play, even the way you cry etc. If you default in anyone, it's heaven here I come! Looking back now, I celebrate her.

My big sister made sure I was comfortable and not be a JJC in any way. It was fun cause I traveled with about 5 more family members and we booked seats close to ourselves - gisting all the way, especially with my kid sister, we were the aproko of the family. I took a window seat and I realised more the awesomeness of God when the houses were tiny at first from the sky, before they became more visible and bigger. It only got a bit scary when we were about to land and we were hovering around for a bit. Lagos weather was bad, it was cloudy and about to rain, but God took control. I love it!

How many of you remember Alagbin or Daga for headache?

Walahi, I be ancestor!

femi4:
Psg go beat una black n blue in the final

Go ask inter

We are Not Inter!

We are The Gunners!

Doubting Thomases like you are inconsequential.

Even when we win the final and are handed the trophy, haters like you would still say it's a fake cup.

You have issues with Arsenal winning, go hug the transformer

Sonofgod1990:
I fit sleep today soo?¿ My 35million just gone like that 🛏️🛏️🛏️

No sleep for the wicked!

kedeojo:
They had Brentford, high flying Bournemouth away who are currently six on the table and Aston villa who champion league qualification not yet sure and it may be compounded if they lose to Nottingham forest on Thursday. city can't get nine point in those three games for sure. arsenal only have westham who is battling relegation and I see us winning them cos after tomorrow champions league, then full concentration on the remaining three games. Burnley will be a bonus and crystal palace will rest players for conference league final which they are in strong position to qualify. congrat to arsenal fans worldwide. let the jubilation start from today.

Thank you jare.

Which colour of Aṣọ Ẹbí are we picking?

Ṣẹgun Johnson or Paso

Street or Hall?

Vino Tinto, Hennessy, Moutai, Bordeaux & Burgundy, Martell, Armand de Brignac very plenty. O ma loud gan!

ZombieDredd:
See as owen and the other pundits dey keep face like say dem dey burial

The arsenal hate is real

Even the referee is complicit. Why didn't he blow after 6 unnecessary minutes?

The Illuminati people are everywhere. They're controlling everything into conformity. Arsenal, most probably, might not be in their agenda of a winner.

Kalulu44:
I almost had a quarrel with some Chelsea bros in my area ystday when I told him that Arsenal has easier fixtures than City.
If not that I am matured and know how to keep distance from people that always claim too know, we would have had a fisticuffs.
As I am typing this now, both of them are sitting right in front of me and wondering what's going on.
It's bcus of people like them and other Chelsea fans worldwide who doesn't wants Arsenal to win anything I am supporting Arsenal to go all the way both in the league and the ucl. Especially the ucl, to shut Chelsea fans once and for all.
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Me and them also argue ystday that Arsenal will win the ucl. They say nothing on Earth Arsenal can do to beat either PSG or Bayern if they get to the final.
And I was like, do you guys watch football at all. There's no certainty in a football match, especially in a one all final.
I also gave them example of how Chelsea won the ucl over Bayern against all odds.
Then lastly, they were yabbing my Man Utd that it's bcus of we are not in any competition we are doing well.
I told them, playing once every week has its advantages and disadvantages.
If you see the way they sneak in to come watch this match. I greeted them, they just answer mumbling. They thought I will tell them how their Chelsea was disgrace today.

How can I like your comment a thousand times?

They're everywhere, the Weyreys you described in your comment who will just argue blindly like somebody suffering from delulu.
That's how one Chelsea sore loser was arguing with me yesterday. If I were a Chelsea fan, honestly this season, you no go hear "Pim" for my mouth. Arsenal wey dey lead you with about 30 points, you still dey get mouth about Club World Cup! Awọn Atọọle.

I don't even know Forest will deal heavily with them today. Dem no dey shame, always lousy over nothing.

Everton fumble small today, but it's fine. We move!

kiddaz:
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Wereysco

foleskay:
I will go to Everton twitter page and donate £5 to them. They ve shown guile and grit against city tonight, what their fellow yeye blues could not do. Imagine chelseet deliberately botling the city match with 3 nil and 3 goals and still jubilating online to gaslight arsenal.

They shud thank their stars Maresca won some matches before them sacked am, if not they would be battling relegation with Tottenham, another arsenal enemy. Oju ma ti gbogbo ota Arsenal gbeyin ni.

Àṣẹ waaaaa!

All these drama at the tail end. Everton, why na?

I know for Haaland mind, no be Everton e dey play, na Arsenal.

Yẹyẹ City!

geoworldedu:
I know when I will die and it is not tomorrow. I'm very sure of my death day. As for the UCL, I swear on my life, Arsenal can't win it this millennium.

The EPL is on every fan's mouth, not UCL. You don't even know what you talking about.

geoworldedu:
Dream on. We need to rest and go back to the drawing board. Arsenal had times they also rest d and went back to the drawing board. Now they are at the near-success stage of their development, which is the highest stage they can ever reach. As for us, when we come back, we come back for our UCL and Club World Cup, even before Arsenal could ever lay hands on any of them, which I'm sure can never happen in this millennium

You fit die tomorrow, and e fit happen behind you. You are NOT God!

Consolatory goal, Pedro

placeofallure:
1: 3

Aye Chelsea ti bajẹ! See them struggling with a relegation side. Mtcheeeew!

They're shameless and will still come and mock us with that smelly mouth of theirs.

😂🤣
Dey don even collect am back. Awọn ori o gba goal! Ṣẹpẹ FC

We pass you by far
#COYG

1: 3

Aye Chelsea ti bajẹ! See them struggling with a relegation side. Mtcheeeew!

They're shameless and will still come and mock us with that smelly mouth of theirs.

odeku457:
Let me where my clothes in Peace.

Taink You.

Wear

Haydens:
My favourite colour shirts are black, ash, brown, white and dark blue. They look mature and classy on my body especially if they are fit clothes(size L or XL), I so much dislike baggy clothes, I prefer ones that if I wear it will bring out my fit physique.

It doesn't matter how costly a shirt costs what matters is how fit you look on the cloth, if you see a fat man on a cloth of 20k he'll look funny and awkward but if a fit man wears a cloth of 5k he and the cloth will look appealing.

Now this is a very insensitive assertion to make. There's no basis for your comparison here. The OP hasn't said anything about stature, chubby or thin. The main focus is on combinations and boom! You crawl out of your enclave to bodyshame. You are not exposed enough to see plus size people who are dope dressers. The joke is on you, Mr.Fit! E fit be one HIV stature you get like that and you no go let people breathe.

Eniolohunda:
Those names are to reflect their origin from different parts of the world. Like Ukraine, Germany, Mexico, India etc. So there's no name surprise in America.

This particular one is a certain Dutch player

Dpsychologist:
They are negative. She must have prevented them from having it through PMTCT.

Yeah! Prevention of Mother To Child Transmission
Some people are not aware of anything like it.