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WhiteIverson:
Pain me ke. I'm a supporter of the underdog but when the underdog start barking because he thinks he's a lion, that's my issue.

Arsenal isn't the only small team that won tonight. Everton won also.

Wow! Arsenal's a small team? This is coming from a place of deep, seething hatred. You hate Arsenal so much it's creepy! Well I pray for healing for you. I'm certain these are difficult moments for you, Pẹlẹ.

Wow! Congratulations to him. This is one of our parents. I taught his kids. I think I'll call the madam now and offer my congratulatory message. The man seems ok. He's pleasant and agreeable to a large extent.

DonroxyII:
Lol, If You marry person within your age Range ... Jesu ... With this level of Gbasgbos you dey give 🤣 online to your enemies especially your Political(Government) Vibes .... Your Age Range wouldn't be able to handle you ...

IMHO .... You get Ogbaaaaa Gan ni Fa

Omooba77:
Did you attend all Sunday services in 2025?

Yeah! Every one of it! I thank God for a sound health.
2026, We mooove!

OKOATA:
Take photos of it and reverse image or Google len it or better still upload images to Chatgpt to analyse it for you.

This is what I'm about to type. I think Chatgpt can help.

muyico:
I missed dr pepper
Why dey no produce am again??

And Africola, Limca, Parle Soda, Tandi Guarana

Toke is right on this one. Cheating in relationships is not an exclusive reserve of a particular gender.

If we say the men cheat more, who do they cheat with? That should point anyone to the truth.

Women are careful, they're discreet. They can multitask. A woman can cheat throughout the entire lifespan of a relationship. This explains why in a 10-year-old marriage, a man will supposedly have 3 kids and on conducting a DNA test, none of them will be his. Fear women!

Originalsly:
All this write up ... can't mention if he collapsed and died ... died in his sleep ...was found dead ... had health issues ...nothing.

Or Boko Haram bombs or Bandit attack. You should add these ones too to possible cause of death.

DonroxyII:
Mo so be naa! No wonder because If Not ... You Age grade no go fit Manage Your Energy Aswear!

Oga Meji No go Fit Stay Inside Shop Na

Yaaaaaaaaay! See me laughing sheepishly like a mumu. So in your eyes na, I be Oga for house?
What you don't know is that I'm a good shaild

Ekaka14:
My brother, our story this season looonnggg .. Maresca has a huge portion of the blame but these boys are terrible!
It's either we are conceeding in nearly every match in every competition this season or the boys are busy picking up red cards....imagine how we have lost grip of this game just to Watkins o!

Wailing Society of Nigeria

chicfarmer:
Hei!! Chelsea!! For una home o.
Small favor wey we beg una, una no fit.
Make I catch Chelsea fans for arsenal thread again

Dem go still come, dem no dey hear word

seunmsg:
This Chelsea team is very useless.

Useless kẹ, sebi na dem wan beat Arsenal for Carabao Cup. We dey wait for them. Nonsense Club

Axzobr:
She is actually 21
I have been talking to her and I am still at shock that she is just 21

I don't know how 21 year olds are these days. When I was 21, I was already wrapping up my degree program, but still naive to a considerable extent.

My hubby is 12 years older than me and we're good, really good. Just make sure you have her best interest at heart. She's is still in the process of maturing, she's not fully formed physically, mentally and all. Please, don't take advantage of her naivety. Be noble in your intentions for her.

I remember my mum sat my hubby down then, and told him, "She's your kid sister, she is stubborn and keeps to herself, she's this, she's that... I'm telling you so you'll know how to manage her."
Even if nobody does that for her, please don't use maturity to cheat her, teach her things if you can. Good luck to you.

smokinloud:
Which state is that?. I hope it's not South West state

It's Kogi State.

People should limit traveling to the barest minimum now as nowhere is safe, especially this Kogi axis (the Yoruba speaking part- Okun) 80 percent of the roads here are bad and the bandits take advantage of that. It's so sad.

Afriifa:
Yes oo.. But Mr President you satisfied majority of good Nigerians by allowing U.S to bomb terrorists.

The best news to end the year. I wish many bombings would follow.

donleo92:
I swear I no no tis new nollywood actors oh

She's not new. She's been there for decades, she was very young then, almost a kid actress - slim, frail and nervous. She seems to have benefited from the long years, garnered experience and grit. Anyway, Congratulations to her.

EponObi:
Ouch! Christmas gift.

RIP, sir!

Do we call this lack of tact or sheer foolhardiness?

Mtcheeeew!

My dad is something else. He is gentle (with me) maybe a little vulnerable around me unlike my other siblings. I can say I'm his soft spot, Daddy's Girl.

He is loving to a fault. He is kind to everyone, he's a selfless giver. He's also open minded and tolerant, reason why our house was a Mecca of some sort to people. People tap from his well of wisdom. He's accommodating. He'd take my bf turned hubby out, they'd go drinking and gisting together.

I remember he outdid himself on my wedding day. He provided almost everything! He can call for Africa! He's called me twice today. On my birthdays he's always the first to call and pray.

Recently, he braved the odds of bandits to go get stuff for me from his farm because my mum was coming to Lagos. He will be 80 next year and I'm scared he's aging.

I love him so much, I learned kindness from him.

From Set Pieces FC to Own Goal FC, Arsenal's fast becoming the Master in Black Arts, creepy

I'm a Gunner through and through!
#COYG

PureSperm:
Good morning Nairalanders. Merry Christmas and a prosperous happy new year in advance to each and every one of us here

My girlfriend called me last night to request for money for Christmas hair. She knows I'm presently broke and doesn't have the amount of money she's demandingly for. So I told her to go and cut her hair . She took that as an offense and been angry with me since the conversation started. She has been demanding for 30knfor hair and 80k for clothes for the Christmas. To make the whole matter Worst,she told me the relationship may end along with 2025 if I fail to provide the money for her. Those words have been ringing in my head since she dropped them ,but I'm confused and I don't know if that's enough reason to end a relationship of over 3 years+ which we've suffered to build together,all because of ordinary Christmas hair and clothes . Is she normal at all?

Please my fellow Nairalanders, should I consider this as a red flag and dump her cos I don't think I've done anything wrong to her by asking her to cut her hair . She even looks more prettier on low hair cut ,from her look during the last time she cut her hair

Na una know where una dey see leeches women wey no get sense.

You want to do fine girl and you don't have your own money? Hmmn!
Pray hard that she can be true to her words and end the relationship this year. Your problems are half solved if she leaves, then you can start afresh in the New Year.

Everything I am cooking for the family this festive period is from my pocket and I'm delightful doing it. My hubby and I are in agreement to use his money for something else.

On top of that, I pack provisions and condiments for a few people in the neighborhood as Christmas something, I didn't trouble my husband for that cause he no send me. Na me send myself.

I can't imagine standing on any man's neck for money for hairdo or Aṣọ Ọdún, Ah! I don't have any plans for the salon this time, I'll just comb my hair, then I pick any cloth to wear to church tomorrow. Chikena!

Bros, pray o make misfortune comot for your life fast-fast!

For the role of Kings, I think Pete Edochie and Olu Jacobs in no particular order. I especially like Grandpa Olu Jacobs' raucous commanding voice.

Then, there's no Nollywood actor I respect more than late Justus Esiri, Dr Sid's dad. That man can act any role convincingly. Till tomorrow, nobody can take his roles in Nollywood, he's got no replacement. He was an enigma while he lived. Go and Google his many movies, you'll have an idea what I'm talking about, especially Wasted Years and Forever. His death was sooooooo painful.
Rest in peace great thespian.

News like this one is unpalatable. Another vibrant, vivacious soul departs. This nation is abysmal.

chicfarmer:
This Morgan Rogers wey I talk Don pepper una well well. No worry, summer no far again, patapata 100m Aston villa go even use Watkins do jara for us

I follow kanu enter arsenal; process that

Me too. I fell in love with Arsenal because of Kanu. I later discovered Thierry and Baba Wenger himself. Been supporting Arsenal since the days of Talisman Bergkamp and Pires. Even if they go to relegation, we go together!

Congratulations Aunty Funke. I'm always rooting for you. You will smash many more records.

dollytino4real:
My boy of 14 his face back full with dem, check ur soap n cream u use, regular cleaning

Aww! I don't know anything o. Na Ọṣẹ dudu, prepared by the Eeguns of Badagry I dey use. And my face is smoother than butter.

If you frequent Facebook, you may come across all those clove, tumeric, aloe vera, coffee therapy they preach about. I've never used them though.

Clevite:
With this kind of win of a team like Tanzania, no team will fear Super Eagles in this tournament.

Remember the last AFCON, it wasn't like this one that people are expecting something tangible from them. But they surprised us all cause they got better after each game, up until the final. For this tournament, let's hope they get better as things progress too.

fineboynl:
Rice and stew is the most popular food during Xmas. And anywhere you see the party, the jellof rice is golden. But the problem is not many people know how to cook it well.

So which would you prefer? Rice and stew vs. jellof rice.e in

On Christmas day, I'm doing Pounded Yam and Ẹfọ Ẹlẹgunsi For my household. Later in the day, we do Potato Chips, Ketchup and Proteins, something light. Then on Boxing Day, it's going to be Jollof Rice. No White Rice on my menu, too ordinary.

Ibehchizzy:
infestive kini

Vvvv. Bhh

Some Nairalanders will not make heaven, Aje!

I'm so sorry we lost another vibrant life. My condolences to the family of the deceased.

This is a lesson to the upcoming newlyweds who would want to produce children. Leave showbody aside (If you can't afford Reddington, St. Nicholas or Evercare) and go to a hospital with experienced doctors and adequate staff strength. You would get that at the Lagos Island Maternity Hospital. I've been there. It was God and that hospital the reason why I'm still alive today. From the time of Fashola, that place is greatly improved. The theatre is well equipped, there are a handful of experienced personnels to attend to you.

During my surgery, there were about 4 doctors, a therapist, 3 nurses, 2 theatre hands and cleaners on just me. The lead doctor in the team has practised in the US for more than 25 years so he knows his onions.

Please, these half-baked private clinics don't cut it! My mum, from experience, insisted I must register in a government hospital. Thank God my husband and I listened cause I never bargained for the complications I had too.

May God comfort the families of this beautiful woman. Kai!

Oju àwo l'awo fi n gbọ bẹ.... meaning I'd rather do it myself. For this kind of arrangement, I'll always feel cheated, besides, you can't know my taste.
Well, good for you.

helinues:
We have been reading about improvement in other areas, your areas own might be artificial issue

It's not only in his area. Even here in Yaba, it's been bad for some few months now. Last month, we didn't have it for one week at a stretch. People are not talking because insecurity seems to have overshadowed everything else. Light under Buhari was a lot better, I wonder what happened between then and now.
The worst thing is that there's no news whatsoever about why the light is erratic. Gosh!