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The Sultan of Sokoto, Emir of Kano, Shehu of Borno and the Emir of Bauchi combined can't dare tell the Oba of Lagos this.

The whole North is a region where their Kings can't tell them STOP THERE. They are all unitedly disunited. If anyone can understand this. They are the easiest people to conquer.

1. There is poverty over there, hence charity can buy little loyalty.

2. They are too fanatically religious, hence, a Mohammed Yusuf from my side can buy some followers for me.

3. They are not very happy with their stingy politicians, meaning they only play politics of money. That's too easy for me to achieve.

Some other weaknesses are still there which I will keep them to myself.

Who says the North can't be conquered, I don't take their bullshit as answer, I will still conquer them if I have the chance.

Parting shot, they always want to fulfill promises they make cause they don't want to be seen as liars, hence, getting a few commitments from them with gifts will do.

It's not as easy as being written, but trust me, I can give them a run for their money.

This is a real problem, refund all monies he had been paid? Na to die be the only way out cause if not, poor man loading be that.

Gbese re o. O sowo short.

The only way to achieve compromise is through a rugged show of force.

Good thinking from Nigerians.

A federal government was forced to offer dialogue to boko haram cause of the show of force from boko haram.

Irresponsible policy caused by the same government is now being addressed.

To me, they have not done anything sensible but are only cleaning up the mess they created.

They are like a Yoruba proverb, "Orisa bi o le gbe mi, fi min le bi o se ba mi" i.e "If you cannot improve my standard, leave me the way you met me"

This is a government that irritates me, I always pray they are toppled very soon. The backwardness is too much.

A government that allows essential commodities to become luxury is a very USELESS GOVERNMENT that needs mental checkup.

And Nigerians can't do nothing to get back it's stolen wealth from them.

Reason is not far fetched, everyone in government own their loyalty to one, few or all of them.

ELDER STATEMEN my foot.

I choose that building in Birmingham as irritatingly ugly.

It's a miss.

Federation square, Melbourne, Australia. I don get goose pimples. Not a project to be proud of after completion.

Shehu of Borno is being greatly undetermined by both the Emir of Kano and Sultan of Sokoto. They both don't want the Shehu to be all powerful., hence their stylish support for Boko haram.

Same reason they don't want peace in southern Kaduna. They will always want to rule. But they forget these things don't last forever.

Customs might start bungling into people's house looking for rice. I fear for my house.

That was the most foolish "sting operation" nee BULGLARY /ARMED ROBBERY I have ever heard in my life.

Moral corruption
All because of money
Guess no Northerner is among them. Na Sharia go finish am.

It is the custom guys at the border that allow these people to pass after collecting money. THIS IS A FACT. Even their boss at the headquarters know this.

Our custom officials should be named the "THE MOST CORRUPT INSTITUTION IN THE WORLD" followed by the Police.

Those people stink of corruption.

Haha, send him to Sharia court for trial, if found guilty, apply Sharia punishment by cutting off his hands or legs or both and everybody goes home happy, simple.

Since he is a Muslim and a Sharia court staff, I guess he wouldn't complain.

If the federal government wants to test the acceptability of the so called Sharia court, let them ask this man if he would prefer to be tried in a Sharia court in Sokoto by the caliphate, his answer would shed some light on the question.

Plane explodes? When it's not a time bomb, something is not right.

Nigerians are naturally wired to be mischievous, one idiot Malam will sit at the corner of his room and dictate price to make excessive profit.

After being front runner for looters. Imagine how much Andrew Yakubu would have made if he had sold those dollars himself. He might just decide his own is #950 and we would all have been shouting government.

The list is endless.

A Tinubu can do the same or Atiku, Patience and Goodluck Jonathan, Ibrahim Mantu, Igbinedion, Akpabio, Ameachi, Gbenga Daniel, Ifeanyi Uba, Dangote, Danjuma, Babangida, Deziani Madueke, Bukola Saraki, David Mark, Oritsejafor, Obasanjo, Abdul Salam Abubakar, Ali Modu Sheriff, Fashola, or even our respected Reverend Fathers.

These people raped Nigeria to coma, it's a pity our current leaders are indebted and part of these people.

Only a revolution can resolve Nigeria's issue. We have been caged. They also have the backing of all the security apparatus you can ever think of.

No amount of preaching can change their mind, they need to see action from the citizens, but till then, we are still thier 150 million MUMUS.

Active than Atiku, Jonathan and Sambo combined.

Maybe they've read somewhere that they will become immortal once treated abroad.

Most annoying part is they will still die over and their people will still blame our people over here like we treated . Very annoying.

As recession no allow clients come shrine again, he kukuma go meet the clients himself.

Hustle continua.

Time to return all bribes collected this year.

Then policemen should be banned for being too corrupt.

A very arrogant Malam , so arrogant

Buhari has turned into a Santa Claus who lives in Grotto (London). We'll have to be going there to see him one by one.

Imagine a be naija being held in SA, still funny and confusing to me.

He actually deserve it from them considering the number of people Burantashi wasted cos of ego.

It's a life dent to the Buhari's regime, just like Sara, Wiwa.

Anything Sahara Reporters say has always been true.

Buhari would rather die in power than resign.

My 50 cent advice: Resign now and you would be respected for life than die now and be forgotten like Yar'Adua.

Those who want him to die in power know they can loot the nation dry before his death is announced. Hence, a big defeat to his anti corruption crusade.

Mr President, please resign now and let Nigeria move on, you are one 1 citizen out of 150 million.

When they travel abroad, these people behave normal, but back home, they look at themselves like God.

I'm still unable to figure out how their brain function.

I know of some few do folks who have gone to SA.
Their Aim? I'm yet to understand.

Have they gone to study? NO
Gone to do business? CAN'T SAY
Gone for vacation? No

They will only tell you they are traveling out without no clear direction of where they are heading to.

Now, when they are sent back in casket for committing crime, we complain.

Imagine a stranger just land in your community with no vision, and in 3 months, your siblings and other teenagers in your community starts to deviate and are becoming uncontrollable. How will you feel? what option, method or solution will you prefer to send out the stranger that is about to destroy the future of your family and community.

Is this the same America everyone aspire to be? I don't think so.

I want to see how Americans will handle this bad imaging, maybe they'll leave Trump to continue to do the damage.

But they can buy Nigerian oil. Though Nigerian military are too dull to understand human right.

See how they are allowing someone who might not have stepped out of USA before to be insulting us.

When most of them are illiterate who sees the military as an escape route out of poverty.

A state that has been reversed 30 years, Northern leeches.

They steal under the cover of Islam, they are the greatest pretenders anywhere on planet Earth, but there mumu, stupid and useless followers can't differentiate between black and white. Blackheads.

It's her father who offends people and not her, people should please be nice to her so she can explain things nicely to her dad.

Somebody wants to defect using style style.

Their leaders are well educated but the followers are daft to understand this. They are like zombies.