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It seems everyone is a winner.

In deep voice : FATALITY, Flawless, Victory.

If you have ever listened to that ffk talk before, you will hate everything he stands for. Just too irrelevant.

Well, in deep voice :FATALITY, Flawless, Vic-tory.

I've been seeing Jimohs, but this is a WICKED JIMOH.

Please I need enlightenment o, are these pastors protecting themselves against their members or the public?, or is it against omo onile or perceived enemies, I need explanation.

Truly, our future has been kidnapped.
I volunteer to partake in a revolution. Who else?

If he come serve like Mugabe nko? Na to sell Edo give am.

Double wahala for Japan.
May God help them.

One thing I have been noticing in this regime is that no one is sure of getting back home alive.

The value placed on lives in this regime is useless. Remember the SHITE MASSACRE.

Confused government brings confusing ideas, one plus one becomes infinity. Ayam g tired of this useless government.

So help me God, Amen.

I heard a politician saying he paid 10 million naira to a lawyer for just 3 appearance. Could that be true?

Yoruba United

When those who truly wanted to join the armed forces are denied but some cowards are rewarded for being loyal to a political party or ethnic group, then you will have a sham called Nigerian Armed Force full of people only looking for a means of survival.

The only thing they are good at is establishing authority on the street against innocent civilians. They are not built for war, rather they are built to bully.

Dangote is an irresponsible businessman. He has never offered any apology to anybody for the recklessness of his drivers. All he cares about is his money.

I don't envy greediness. Such a greedy, insatiable blood sucker.

This man has first class taste. I underrated him.

Whatz breaking in this news, abi e no wan better for you ni? Are supposed to be jumping or what?

I now see the reason for this man's incessant travel.

Summary
1. You are not making profit but helping Nigerians watch dstv and gotv. 2. You want to increase subscription. 3. Nigeria is not good for business but you refuse to close shop. 4. You are only tolerating Nigeria.

Someone somewhere is afraid of Fashola.

Bring out any governor (current or former, dead or living) that performed more than Fashola in this Nigeria.

Fear of the unknown kills faster.

I wouldn't know if she is beautiful real life cos she's UGLY.

Will that make Obama turn to Osama? Stupid threat. Traitor.

Will that make Obama turn to Osama?

The best time to make the strongest man sign his death warrant is 3 seconds to eruption, that's his weakest moment. ROBERT MUGABE.

Demons everywhere.

Money ritual

It takes a man and a WOMAN to cheat. Meaning, for every one man that cheats, one or several women are involved.

Women commit adultery/fornication more than men but they do it codedly.

Single and married Women will date you even when they know your wife. So please stop putting all suspicion on the men's table. Thanks.

Why is a judge afraid of arrest or is it now wrong to arrest a corrupt judge. Maybe that governor of a thing dey over shack Wike. Just like Al-Makura.

Can't this government just modernise this bdc abokis so there can be normalcy in that crazy sector.

That moment when your boss has an occasion and you must be seen.

Your life is pathetic, you no believe in Jesus, na for self acclaimed people like you dey believe in, you are foolishly helpless.

Mr or Mrs Kidnapper, how much last now, that amount is too much, abi kidnapping self don add money?

By the time this man stylishly buys NLNG, Dangote would be the only man drilling and refining crude oil in Nigeria. Just like cement, sugar and others.

An igbo business man once proposed to buy a particular building from his landlord so he could chase away his major contenders in the building after gaining control.
His landlord being smart told him any time he proposed that suggestion again would be his quit notice.
And he never did that again.
I don't like greedy capitalists.