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EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:35am On Oct 08, 2013
Lamuel7: Glory be to God.. Baba God is great.. 83%
I said it, this guy must they related to VC....... Congrats bro! What course?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:21am On Oct 08, 2013
where are my economics and statisticians?
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 10:54pm On Oct 06, 2013
rkarang: To be candid, you've said it all prof! In addition; let's make sure that we have enough rest, it refreshes our brain.
Dankylove: yes boss.reason is because from the beginning of d semester,i read over-night & sleep 2-4hours per day & it adverse effect as insufficient/pre-mature sleep on recurring denial prones to a lazy being during exam period,yet i perform beyond expectation...i wasnt doing La Cram La Pour but very Good @ Summary.
#Top of da Class#as Usual*
bros rkarang share us
rkarang: To be candid, you've said it all prof! In addition; let's make sure that we have enough rest, it refreshes our brain.
La cram La Pour. "Saving students Since 1705". grin grin
PoliticsBurning Car On Lagos Ibadan Expessway (berger) by planetuzor(op): 9:00am On Oct 05, 2013
There is a current burning car on the Express almost close to berger bustop (Otedola Estate) along Lagos Ibadan Express way...

EducationBurning Car On Lagos Ibadan Expessway (berger) by planetuzor(op): 8:31am On Oct 05, 2013
There is a current burning car on the Express almost close to berger bustop (Otedola Estate) along Lagos Ibadan Express way...
TravelRe: Should Nigerians Pay £3000 For UK Visa Bond?? by planetuzor(m): 11:47pm On Oct 04, 2013
Be right back to give a reply!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 6:51pm On Oct 04, 2013
Ook naw, this happened to a brother of a friend friend's friend... I ayaf laugh and tire!

"Boy drops girl at home, he puts his hand on d wall by d gate for support, leans towards her and says "can I kiss u"?
Girl; Not now, I'm at home

Boy; please

Girl ; No

Boy; u were too sweet in bed 2day

Girl: waoh! u too, full of energy. I could not believe we had 4 rounds.

Boy: let me kiss u gudnite

Girl: someone may be watching, they still think I'm a virgin at home.

This goes on for 10 mins, Then girl's brother appears at d gate and says;

"Dad says whether u kiss him or not its ur decision, but tell that bastard to remove his hand from the intercom button,everyone athome is listening to ur conversation."

hav a lovely weekend !!!
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m):
Sanguine: grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
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What's this? Don't forget its just a button away frm clicking the report button!!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 12:02pm On Oct 04, 2013
donpapii: Frnz,what wz answrs 2dis questn:
d reactn involvd in d removal of rust 4rm iron by treatment wit H2SO4 is ? a oxidatn b hydrolyis c acid-base reactn d dehydration
E be like say I do small sciences for secs sch b4 I con switch. Ok I knw what causes rust is when Moist is mix with Air(aby na oxygen) so there for which is the closest to the answer amongst the options. It seem to b between oxidation and hydrolysis.......grin grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 10:59pm On Oct 03, 2013
Viewing this topic: Athena 101(f) and 1 guest(s)

All this Night Stalkers self!!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:20pm On Oct 03, 2013
omodave: where is TOMTOM?
Him don go find work... Wish am well abeg!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:06pm On Oct 03, 2013
Jennie have said am sowwy naaaww, come back to the thread!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 7:33pm On Oct 03, 2013
Jenni_angel: OMG!!! , i can't actually believe u are supporting dis guy. Mehn I am out of here, u wunt see me 4 d next 3days
Hey sweety so sowy don't go yet.... Get my point, except if there is another meaning to Nunu here.. because the Nunu am talking abt is this new milk I use to see at supermarket stands then below the Product they will write Natural. That's what I mean u should buy and give to him, except if there is another meaning to Natural Nunu I may not know abt cos am a Novice here! cheesy
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 7:09pm On Oct 03, 2013
Jenni_angel: ur left leg, go catch cow suck
Gv am natural nunu na......nutural nunu has many health benefits than those cultured three crown!!!
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by planetuzor(m): 4:11pm On Oct 03, 2013
otokx: No
thanks...... So which other way except from can one study accounting or economics and gain admission into uniport apart from JAMB and DE?
EducationRe: 2015/2016 Uniport Admission Thread by planetuzor(m): 3:37pm On Oct 03, 2013
pls I wanna know, does uniport basics studies run programe for management science and social sciences like accounting and economics?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 2:38pm On Oct 03, 2013
STORM2: UNIBEN PASTE AM NAH!!!!!!!
Get some chill pills lady grin grin

EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 1:52pm On Oct 03, 2013
Jenni_angel: ok just dat? Peak, 3crowns, cowbell, olympia, nunu? Whch one u want?
hmmmmmm, babe, i c there's something milky about u thats gonna be wonderful to have a taste of!!! shocked shocked grin grin grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 10:08am On Oct 03, 2013
I stumbled on this recently and Lol...

Like seriously, the Video Camera Person Must be a Sexy, Curvy Female Latina sweet babe to have caused a stir in this my athlete brother.

The power of a lady!

www.nairaland.com/attachments/775677_Really_jpg1b568bb64fe22755db53c535a1b955e7
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 10:04am On Oct 03, 2013
N 1400 mtn card!...Use a sharp
object to scratch here
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You can be a winner!!! what u see is what u win!!! It
works!!! Scratch carefully ......
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:57am On Oct 03, 2013
STORM2: Ah this wan simple na...give me con...ditioner and shampoo sef cool
See badt girl.. And u look so innocent than u speak oo.. Kai... I knw some badt girls!
PoliticsHappy Birthday To All NL Celebrants Today: See Name Below by planetuzor(op): 8:29am On Oct 03, 2013
Happy birthday to This Nairalanders fellows!!!!



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EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:22am On Oct 03, 2013
It is with Shock that I announce to you that some
enemies of progress have reduced the normal 3 fishes
inside "TITUS" sardine to 2Fishes.
NAFDAC has to act now or we will protest. If this
situation is not addressed, u will open "TITUS" Sardine
one day and find only the oil.
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:21am On Oct 03, 2013
Athena 101: Hahaha... Plantain!
u will end up marrying your daughter.
U ain't well o.. If ar don't take care of ma daughtr, who will?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 7:55am On Oct 03, 2013
APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY Ma
DAUGHTER.

FILL THE FORM IN OWN HAND WRITTING AND
IN BLOCK LETTERS.

I, _______________ , hereby apply to marry your
daughter Sir.

I am _____ years old.
Please answer the following questions
honestly.

1. Do you go to church/mosque? Yes/No
2. Do you have a degree or diploma? Yes/No.
3. Are you still a virgin? Yes/No.
4. Are you working? Yes/No.
5. Do you have a car? Yes/No.

If your answer to any of the above questions
was NO, do not continue. Leave my house
and don't look back. If all your answers were
YES, then continue.

1. In 50 words or more, describe the
disadvantages of cheating in marriage.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

2. With the aid of a diagram, explain how you
can give respect to your father in-law or
mother in-law.

3. Suppose your wife says, "honey, I need
money for my hair-style at the saloon", what
would you answer? _______________ _____
_______________ _____

4. Explain any TEN causes of divorce.
_______________ _____ _______________ _____

5. What does the term 'good husband' mean
to you? _______________ _____ ______________

Submit Ur Answer Script Using the Question Paper to Cover it. U must not go with the question paper!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 7:34am On Oct 03, 2013
Top of the Morning to Everyone in the roooooom!!!!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m):
****Listening to a Song*****

Nairaland GeneralRe: INCREDIBLE: Picture of BOKO HARAM Rat Poison Being Sold By Nigerians by planetuzor(m): 11:26pm On Oct 02, 2013
This is Hillarious!
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 10:48pm On Oct 02, 2013
Handzome4u: i dey ekewan road..
Ar deay for Ring Road..... grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 10:06pm On Oct 02, 2013
Hmmmmm!

EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:56pm On Oct 02, 2013
Lamuel7: Hahahahahahahaaahah,, omorave, I see.. E be like say u wan lose ur land kpatakpata
Bros, whic land u dea distribute?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:47pm On Oct 02, 2013
STORM2: Kai! Ur own dey always dey different kai! *running away with lips intact*
Whr are u running away with that lips to?
Bring it jare let me engage the lips for a very long one..

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