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STORM2: Tu as raison! Very correct

Keep the questions coming oh...I failed current affairs like mad!
USA first to use atomic weapons (hiroshima japan tinz) guess wetin I write?....China #running away from stoning crowd#

U and ancellotty na the same.. Which day china start to they cling among world powers. China as large as they are little Japan was still tormeting them except for now weh them too don advance for technology................ Its good to always watch documentary o, especially war documentary and US army things, I like does kind documentary like madt.. But wait a minute, that's just one question out of many......God Help Me oo.

Jenni_angel: OMG!!!, u ar so funny #kisses to u too#

And for those who cares to know, the kiss lasted for 30minutes nonstop.. #french kiss..A very passionate one for that matter!

omodave: Dear MoD., pls i want u to pls lift the ban off planetuzor we beg u as a family. thanks

Jenni_angel: My dear planetuzor i can't stop laughing, my ribs are cracked ooo. God! Wen u wer away I missed u like heaven. U are wlcum bak bro, big time#hugs#. My God! Wer all dose beautiful adjectives, dose facinating flattery words, dose angelic names 4 me alone? Wow! I really appreciate, thanks darl. U ROCK

STORM2: Hahahaha! Planetuzore is back baby!!!!! Welcome back! We missed u like crazy...
Eeya T-girl tried oh! That's real kindeness very ppl can do with she and her ppl did. Thank God u guys met such awesome ppl. Nairalanders for life mehn

omodave: hey my broda we just dey oooo waitin come happen na?

Lamuel7: Unripe plantain is back.. Welcome bro..

Thanks for the care Guys... Muchlove!!! #kisses for the babes and Strong Handshake for the boiz(to avoid Gay Allegation...)

ablejoe: Hi, sorry for typing late. @planetuzor i saw what you type but as for me i have given my reason for not being there. Where i stayed at benin, i had no time for going out. The only day i went out was after the exam paper, then i went back home by 5pm. I stayed at Uronigbe, ekosodin b/c a two bedroom flat. I didnt go out except the day before (to check my centre) and exam day.
From the last post: @omodave, yeah we will meet at matric day @QuestC you are welcome
@storm2 you too.
The pics you took cant you post it here for us to see? (with their names)

Bros, na fear catch u? , me too prior to my coming I heard a lot of bad thing abt Ekosodine that if it was anything to go by I would never had stepped my legs there.. But still on still ontop one mind matter I entered n nothing nothing happened. "Na God they save person jare".... But wait oo, this wan weh u they fear like chicken so are u a guy or a girl? And also for that ur request, Nobody should Upload any of those pix on nairaland o. That's what u've missed n u've missed it

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She still has d guts to watch.. Don't u knw ya committing Lookery.

Jenni_angel: Wup! Wat a cold mrning, dis weather is plural. Weather 4 2 #winks# ;-)

Hello ma, pls can u explain d biological symbolism with the bolded above in relation to 2.. M a novice here nd very curious to knw?

Temicare: @planetuzor..wanna ask u dis..why didn't u go 4. Course lyk script writin,mass com,theater act. or sometin similar 2 wrintin..na wa oo...U dey write!...No waste ur talent 4 managerian courses oo
Can 4get those moment of bein 2geder man..coming down 4rm our bus in d stagnant hold up..goin 4rm one bus 2 d other...searchin 4 wat is not lost..#bcomin james bond all of a sudden#....finally makin everybody fall out of dr dif bus..Na wa 4 us ooo...Was such a gr8t exp we had 2geder..#oder dudes miss alot#...it was all fun sha

Note..#makin we no go try dat 4 middle lag oo,dey go beat us ehn!#...but we r ever complete sha..as lamuel do say it..
We r gettin dr jawe IJN...glad 2 b part of d awesome family mehn...I remain carin_temi jaws

Money nor they there na

STORM2: My brother we're expecting result too oh.
@Lamuel told us that LATEST two weeks it'll be out latest oh. He said it should be out this friday sef if everything works out okay. So...let's hope abi? #fingers crossed#

but seriously this guy @ Lamuel, we need talk oo. it seems u know person weh come know person whey come know V.C... ur predictions are almost 100% correct and u and I know say its not by ORDINARY EYE ... u are free to use coded word to tell me 2 maintain secrecy. me ar understand codded words wella

fayahsoul: @planetuzor, nwanne dalu. well said but to add to dat; lets just consider d huge amount these universities make from student fees alone. take for example, each de candidate spent at least N8000 just to complete an application. now suppose there were about 6000 applicants dat translates to about N24mil. if we now include dat of jambites who r at least triple in number we get N72 mil makin N96 mil in total. now include tution, handouts, gov. funding n other incidental fees den u will c dat these ASUU folks need to hush n focus more on management.

Thank u jare ma bwoda!

Dankylove: i choose to take Exceptions that Funaab will release their Merit list @ the Least moment expected..when the Tension is Less,when some ppl might have paid their School fees in their other Choice Varsity,when Bag of Rice would be #18,000 & Derica of Beans #650."..when Boys wll start growing Beard,Sponsoring'Arbortion'..etc
@planetuzor,ur Relevant Elucidation on Varsity internal revenue means in Unn D.E is Awesome & Thoughtful,na u biko.
u've got the Green Light when i stil dey Yellow.

Bros u see me? how u doing? its been a long time...... Hello beautiful people on the thread.? Where is my Sanguine and every other person...?

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She don wake up to go meeting.....yes, without looking at the time i know its 12pm, All the while I dea here nobody was viewing o, everyone is expected by this time to be sleeping, atleast no excuse of reading again....... "Na Joke I dea oooooo"

2nd Phase!

Its was really i nice time meeting you guys one on one right their in Benin.. Some people wow'ed me some people De-wowed me if at all there's am English word for that and some people messed me UP. Among the list above are names of people who did the above to me put in categories.


Storm2: babe! u such a pretty, indisputably gorgeous and extensively beautiful girl. and i kept wondering why did u trick me to think ya this very very skeletal kind girl with long neck as was on ur NL profile pix?. that was what I thought initially but seeing u LIVE changed everything instantly I saw an Elegant, stylishly looking cool babe. well structures and adequately loaded. When I say adequately loaded, its me alone that knows what I mean, its only me that can tell that because I was the only one that hugged u "FULLY" so I know what touched me . u were indeed wonderful #winks

Temicare: Hahahahahahah: my paddy of life: but abeg tell me who help you PHOTOSHOP ur pics weh u put for nairaland . That photographer must be very good at MAKE BELIEVE.........."na joke I dea ooo" ..... Temicare! Temicare Temicare, a very handsome guy mehn. very caring and indeed fun to be with..... remember our parols inside bus when traffic come catch weh make passengers from inside our bus and other buses to they vex they come down and walk towards the the place of the bad road that caused the hold up. we too self come kum down instead make we they walk only to where the bad road is we come they wait they find fish(codded word) frm other buses weh come down come stretch leg


OMODAVOOOO: Warri boi to the cure! u wowed me mehn. me think say I go see wan Pot bellied person with Big head, big belle and thin Leg .. U know all those kind people na.. But you wowed me mehn. I saw a very well sized normal height guy. Fresh boi to the core. fine boi to the bone marrow, benin boi to the blood streams... Nothing do you jare!

Ancelotty: Biggest boi, ur head is their jare. All this one go sch go read jor, they resisted all temptation of those emere(yoruba lang.) girls: ND first class in statistics, no be small feet na.. very smart and brain FUL boi. leppa to the core.. At a point i was thinking me and you who Fat pass self. but I try fat pass u sha..

Kristiani: babe girl! sweety angel, lovey dovey, u also such a pretty girl! but i wasnt too familiar with your username on the thread, maybe u mostly watch as a guest or posts once in a while i guess, so i actually didnt have a fore picture of u. but no problem I have seen the original and the original is pretty!!!

Lamuel49/7=7 ::::::::::: lamuel 7:I was expecting a small shipiny boi like that weh go polish my shoe weh i go take go write the exam but to my surprise one BIG BOI showed up with CHEST LIKE 2 BAGS of Cement, fear catch me... fine boi to the core mehn, benin boi to the bone marrows. nothing do you jare!

JennieAngel: heyw heyw heyw. y did u decide to lead me astray abit na with that ur 1st pix on NL profile ehn? I was expecting to see wan short skinnies Girl like that.. but you wow'ed me, you redefined beauty for me, u were beauty personified, awesomely endowed and specially structured to suite ME..To me PERSONALLY, u were, astonishingly beautiful,magnificently fascinating,sexually appealing, Alluringly beauteous, exquisitely good-looking and I could go on and on.. When I first saw Jennie, I forgot what I wanted to say for few seconds all because I was just lost in her eyes! jexux..The last time I got lost in the eyes of some one was when I met and handshaked Kate Hens-haw at shoprite in lekki few yrs ago.. Its a very rear experience and jennies Triggered it AGAIN .......
. I know some people wld want to drag ds babe with me, thank God have gone for a short course in kungfu n karate! to be fore warned is to be fore________(fill in the gap).

NEXT CATEGORIES, THOSE ONES THAT CAME BUT DIDNT SHOW UP.....

Where is my Igbale(broom) tied together like a long Cain.. I need to flog some people and remove the spirit of shyness from them. They where around but Decided not to show up for whichever reason they must hav given is "false".. Its just a pure display of shyness, lack of courage and low self confidence ......

ATHENA: I just dont understand why an ATHENA which is supposed to mean a QUEEN as u said is that shy? jexux, babe u "falleth" ma hand..chai i was already waiting to catch u but u escaped sneakingly... well play girl, I will soon catch u sometimes some day.


Jennifer"SOMETIN": U post once in a blue moon, u came once in a blue moon and decide to go without showing up once in a blue moon.. why na? you come as guest to read our post, u laugh as guest and when its time to show ur self as guests u and Athena sneakily ran away except for Storm that showed up and u whr all n the same guest house... u girls no try jare...CAIN FOR U.

Success_born: Sometime i dea wonder which kind boi u be self.. y didnt u show up. Cain for u too

And Every-other Person with one flimsy excuse or the other, BROOM CAIN or u all..........................................

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An to everyone that showed up, yes it was indeed fun right? atleast we now have a genuine face to every-name

With Great Joy and enthusiasm I want 2 first Thank God for Journey mercy and also thank some special people that where of tremendous help to me through out my 3 days stay in Benin. I grew up in the hands of people who go out of their way to help others people. and have been taugh to always pay back as much as I could at least in "Appreciation" for for every kind gesture have been shown in one form or the other. So at this point i humbly want to thank some few people like:

"Tee-Girl" a Female (Note that Gender) Nairalander that gave up the keys of her Hostel for us all through the period of our stay for "FREE". Though she wasnt around, she was in lagos but trusted us enough to hand over her own hostel room key to stay. waoo. its mind-blowing! thanks babe from the bottom of my heart and wishing u all the best through out ur study year. cheers!

Bro Victor: This bros is just so wonderful, he is a final year student of uniben.his apartment is next to T.girls own. We came to stay in T.girls rooms but this bros welcomed us like a brother, showed us many love, Gave us "his" own room to stay. he told us many things about the school, how he also entered with Direct Entry to this great institution. Infact he cooked for us all. Even if any of us wanted to go buy something outside he would request to go himself and he did go (a whole big bros, final year and passing out once they call off the strike acting in such an humble manner). waoo it was a terrific (check ur dictionary I meant good ) experience. Every body in that hostel was so Kind to us and also one of the Student neigbours Called ELVIS ... Bro vic was such a very nice down to earth great guy. I could recall he would wake up in the morning or at night 2 ask us what we wanted to eat and before u know it FOOD IS READY. He would Fry the Egg, Buy the bread, make the Tea, Cook the beans, cook the rice, make Confirm Egusi Soup for us to eat. Ask Temicare that guy treated us like a BABY .... He didnt even allow me go wash the dishes I used in eating, u can imagine that, he did it himself. I never knew people can still be liberal and generous to pple they just dont know from anywhere, people they aren't in anyway "Related to". He even went to the extent of using his own foods stuffs for us. Is not like we were not with money but he didnt let us spend it. if at all we spent some money what we spent was too minimal to what he provided and the service he rendered.... Bros u you have really changed my perspective and acted in a capacity i least expected and have shown us in few days what a role model should be. I cant thank u enough but would say this, "When you need help it wont Elude U" God bless you sir! #hugs#

Elvis: He also is one of the student neighbours, he gave up his room for us all. so we had like 3 rooms we where alternating, busting in and out anytime we wanted. he also brought food to us one afternoon like that unexpectedly Beans and PLANTAIN..... Lets I forget, all this guys where very very very good cooks. if you taste their food,you would think "COOKINGnology" is a compulsory course for all Uniben Student irrespective of being Male or Female.

Also To all My NL Pally's that we stayed Together Temicare, Ancelotty, Junior and co, You guys were wonderful jare!

STORM2: See, just trust me when I say this cos I can't explain...most universities do not have what it takes to internally generate any revenue...atleast not a meaninful sum....
If u doubt it let's then ask the question..how exactly are universities expected to generate money? Who wan come invest ni?

There are a number of ways universities can still generate funds. Yes a number of ways..
1.Collecting tolls from all cars that comes into the sch premises. Yes, as little as a 50naira to all cars that comes into the school premises is something (50 x 500) = 25,000 per day.

2. School owned private partnership shuttles buses and cars.

3. Renting out Halls for Occasions and Anniversaries: At least in lagos the least cost of renting halls is about 250- 450k..

4. Getting funds in terms of loans from the banks(Infrastructure funds) to building more hostels for students. atleast students wont stay their for free. and banks are always willing to give every established organizations loan (they may not give start up businesses loans) but they chase established businesses organisations and institutions for loans. so the schools can get that, build more hostels for the students instead of wasting away those empty lands forest space. They could even decide to get the funds, get a land outside the sch to the commercial part of the city, build complexes,mini flats, estates and probably lease it out for residual income.... I like unilag for this, they have their own estate, very big estate several kilometers away from the location of the school to a choice place of HIGH networth individuals in Lagos called MAGODO. And I guess they leased it to both their lectures and non-lecturers. And they have their shopping complex too.

5. They should have their own radio stations and T.v STATIONS for commercials purposes generating residual income. I know Unilag has. Unilag Fm and some few schools too. My point is all the schools should have one. Even the should have a Print publishing company.

6. MY POINT IS, every school in Nigeria who are churning out students in various courses should also have that area of study for commercial purpose.... What would u say about a school that teach students Mechanical Engineering without a workshop both for the Students Training and on the Other hand A Commercial Servicing Arm? Especially in this part of the world where there are lots of quack mechanic workshop everywhere, the university's Own would be perceived as reliable and therefore patronized. And this Arm would have reduced the unemployment rate of the student they are churning out by retaining them inturn serving as an internally generated revenue for the school.

For Gods sake almost all the federal university I know have a very large land mass with arable lands left to be consumed unused with forests everywhere. This can all be converted to commercial centres for courses of specialty that can be commercialized.

For instance, I grew up to know some of the dictionary am using where from a university press, CAMBRIDGE, OXFORD and co... The FACT is "A training Centre should have a Service Centre".... I guess its because they dont have a service center(commercial centre) thats why they are so Outdated..
It was Just off recent that sch websites(ordinary website) became very interactive and presentable, before now and I mean like 4 years ago they where all quacks. You couldnt go to a university website and get every info u need abt that sch there, u have to visit the sch physically. whereas all they needed was just a good website with java script, Php and the likes integrated which an ordinary COMPUTER SCIENCE student who have spent 4yrs is suppose to do without hassles but I guess that wasnt the case here.

For instance why Could UNN a Whole University of Nigeria not integrate an Automatic Online Payment System interphase on their website so I wouldnt need to come over to the sch from lagos to register and pay for the Post DE exams and also the PostUME stdnts.. Before now its Really annoys me when some students say they are traveling to the sch to purchase one form or the order. this is what the I.T section, the computer science Department shouldt have a hard time doing is they have a Commercial ARM. It pained me very well then May be because I have a very little knowledge on programming and I know its a Very small thing to handle. but I wonder why most schs dont intergrate the online payment system then... Thanks to few of them that have been doing it now # Eying UNIBEN (Atleast that the one I know so far).......................................................................................
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mehn see long letter.. please forgive me jare, when am typing with a computer system thats how it is. if its was ma phone keypad kai i for don stop and summarise for half way since because hand go don they pain me.

Wad up beautiful people...?

omodave: @plantain pls wen coming buy me OBOle

@TOMTOM wen coming buy me tomtom even tho is two

The Omo_of_Rave:
Whr ar u at gan: am here with Temmy and Some other Crew members.. Whose yet to fall in?

Storm: which kind big mamma u dea claim na, pick call la.... I yaff vex for u veri well oo....

Tgirl-temmy:
Plz I need names nd phone numba of anyone u knew dat wrote pude! Its fellowship tins! Dis is ma numba 08024270011. Bless u guys!

Babe! Was so nice hearing ya voice live with Temicare n I.... E be lyke say make ar stick the phone for ma ear sleep off.. Its all good sha. Sha don't let the communication stop after here..!!!

#seriously we don't knw whr dis could lead to..let me suggest**walking down d aisle** well nobody can tell.... Am available for Best Man #talking to some ppl

The only person whom a woman listens to carefully & follows sincerely & even does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER!

Oversabi is when you Laminate your ATM Card**********

When a girl suddenly becomes nice on your bbm,uses your pic as her Dp then writes her your name on her pm











************************************,Bros,her BIS is about to finish!!

"U are wearing Brazilian hair of 300k & complaining of headache,












*************************************do u need a prophet to tell u dat U are wearing a PLOT of Land @ mowe"

"Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall because if they leave her hand she will start shopping..












.............................it looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC"

this strategy is fir the guys in the building......



"If you call a girl and she is not picking... send her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait"







*****ko sormo nor, she will call back**

HUMOUR MOOD**ACTIVATED***

"You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry .










.................................................Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding??"

Anthena aby na athena: I heard what u said o........make ar catch u first!!! on ma way....#Friday things.Gods Willing

Its so unfortunate I wouldn't be able to communicate with u guys or watch the thread because I wouldn't b traveling with ma phone. Except for one "No internet Access smaller LG phone......"

Whose comin on friday with mua

Jenni_angel: Amen o,. i tot i was d only one tired of craming, reading is d most difficult work and education d toughest occupation, it isn't easy. did u just call my oga stubborn boy? Abeg oga planetuzor dnt be vexing. Lolz ;-)

Thank u jare jennie my weh sure:...... Ah sent u a Msg, reply ur mail na? Also are u on Whatsapp, BBm or 2go ?

Richiez: Avoid posting wrong information...you risk being banned

Nairaland Mod is Talking!

Richiez my paddy, hw fa? How are u faring being a MOD?

Habidab: wow!!!The real geek,A girl thats gonna go beyond this trick is Awesome

Paddy mi, thank u jare....

Sanguine: Sorry Sir! That does not work anymore. (that's if it ever worked in the first place!). So try another more tactful tactic... That of course is if you do not mind! !!

I wasn't expecting u to agree b4 na

See the conversatn

Boy: cal cal and call - nor answer
Babe: not picking up
Boi: do her a text like this " hello sanguine was wandering wah happ'nd to u, not even a call back, guess ya kind of bugged up in the office/lecture stress or something? Yea I can understand hw stressd up u wld be nw, jst cool off with this Mtn: N1500 and take it easy with urself: 854-585-458-556........**Missing text. Updating. (That whr the real trick is, u mimic that phrase missing text when an incomplete text comes in ur fone. Atleast everyone had experience missing text tin for msg's more than one page. So for her she go wait for the missing text updating tin tire until she call u to inform u.)


I still say it again, kosomo na.