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EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:41pm On Sep 24, 2013
usuf.saeed:
Thanks a lot for the clearification. But note that I never for once neglected the thread if I did not comment or post that means am on tour. Despite that my work always put me on tour I still find time to show up and explain to the house n even give report of my journey atime.
Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:40pm On Sep 24, 2013
usuf.saeed:
Thanks a lot for the clearification. But note that I never for once neglected the thread if I did not comment or post that means am on tour. Despite that my work always put me on tour I still find time to show up and explain to the house n even give report of my journey atime.
Even when I ar beg u not to interrupt ma flow? I af year yhur explanashun....................... but na u've spoiled the flow of ma plenty comment from one username from one thread number running off to the other!! I gat stop...
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:36pm On Sep 24, 2013
The only person whom a woman listens to carefully & follows sincerely & even does exactly as he says is a PHOTOGRAPHER!
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:35pm On Sep 24, 2013
Oversabi is when you Laminate your ATM Card********** grin
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:33pm On Sep 24, 2013
When a girl suddenly becomes nice on your bbm,uses your pic as her Dp then writes her your name on her pm,Bros,her BIS is about to finish!!


grin grin grin grin grin grin
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:32pm On Sep 24, 2013
"U are wearing Brazilian hair of 300k & complaining of headache,












*************************************do u need a prophet to tell u dat U are wearing a PLOT of Land @ mowe"
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m):
usuf. saheed, i can see u are the only 1 watching by this time of the night. dont interrupt me o. i want to go on straight not broken between the comments on the thread.....

#wanna break guiness world record of differnt comment from one poster running unto 2 pages without interruption..... Danky did it once but was just on one page.
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:29pm On Sep 24, 2013
"Some guys hold their girlfriend's hand at the mall because if they leave her hand she will start shopping..












.............................it looks ROMANTIC but it's ECONOMIC"
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:27pm On Sep 24, 2013
this strategy is fir the guys in the building......



"If you call a girl and she is not picking... send her a credit voucher... take one digit out and wait"







*****ko sormo nor, she will call back** grin grin
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:25pm On Sep 24, 2013
Its time to bring back humour pending when the list is gonna be out!.. Poetry Mood The way I know how to do it **ACTIVATED***

"You ask a girl for what she wants, she tells you money and you are angry . Were you expecting her to say wisdom and understanding??"
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 11:00pm On Sep 24, 2013
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Mod na beg i beg u ooo...Dont ban me....Its part of the fun for a Conflict thats been resolved on the thread with no victor no vanquish .(thats how That Sexkills Mod ban me from politics section because I said *end Time Tins** ) happy mood...

A shout out to the Mod's here on Edu Section

Finestboi - ma OAU paddy
Oluwababs - Ma Omero uno mod
Richez: I voted/nominated u 2 becoming the mood o, dont forget.

#e-bribery (its everywhere, it knows no boundary)
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 8:34pm On Sep 24, 2013
Temicare: Yeah! plantain...hmm..sowy planetuzor...i c u bro...as omo Ekiti...i no dey lyk 2 dey vex...bur it pains me wen i c a glass of water...den drinkin it due 2 thirst...n u found out u just drank.."ogogoro"...imagine hw painful it will feel.?...i remain carin jawe
Ogogoroooooooo/ paraga for water = Stagger till u get home.! Lwkmd..... But that one nor say make u nor respond to ur pings na.
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 8:25pm On Sep 24, 2013
Dankylove: @Temicare.....
i think there is More to This than me not responding to ur post...
& its improper for u to descend on the thread initiator usuf like that.
this is a Thread & not a Bus-stop...
i choose not to exchange words with u...
Please mind ur Words & choose them Carefully.
Dont negate the Perfect gentle man pix of u.
Conclusively,weda am @ Fault or not pls forgive & forget this whole issues since u've gotten such info.
pls dont shift insult to another person cos of me Abeg.Quit this!
Did u just replied in this manner Danky, hmm Maturity at its Peak... Kuddddoooos... grin grin
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 8:23pm On Sep 24, 2013
Viewing this topic: omolola48, tipsie(f), planetuzor
(m), Sanguine(f) and 1 guest(s)

Some Alabosy's are watching looking for another bomb to throw in and stir thing up grin grin cheesy
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m):
I can't believe all this happened while I was away......
Before I leave I need to show appreciation to some special people whom their recent comments had wow'ed me..

Kudos to Alfa Usuf.saheed for ur near perfect way of calming down issues

Kudos and a very Rounding/standing Ovation to Accurate Phemite for keeping things cool even when all expected u to stir up things again u proved them wrong. Kudos once again 2u.

Big kudos to Habidab for maintaining the peace!

Kudos to Temicare: u na ma paddy na, u just hav to forgive danky. Its just that danky doesn't know u yet. Let me tell Danky abt u. Danky, this Guy is the powerhouse of another thread am also watching with ma 2eyes. He personally attends to the questions of every aspirants coming to make inquiries, he and one babe called Storm2. Infact he single handedly gave every one of us on the thread the past questions he bought at no charge (he sent it to our individual mails - painstakingly without reward). He asks about whomever he noticed is absent. His logo is "I care" and he does care... That's just abit I could say......****


Now Over to Temicare, let me tell u about Dankylove Aka Dike Daniel Aka Prof Emeritus Aka Funaab Registrar Aka: I don't take nonsense AkA pls consecrate urself AKA no romance without Finance AkA sanguine rival AKA a strong supporter of Gov. Rochas Okorocha, AkA yabatech SUG...

Temi, Danky has been a tremedious help to us, he gives us relevant info as regard funaab, sometimes I wonder if he's not the VC gangan because his prediction ah 99.9% accurate. And he's an historian, he uses what happened in the past to predict what will happen in the future. He know almost everything abt funaab. He is one person that has kept this thread alive and going even when people like usuf, rkang and co deserted the thread for reasons best known to them, he stayed and kept it on. Some pple see him as highly controversial, he can be Greatly misunderstood but yet he remains Dike one of Imo state. Gbam! Abeg abeg 3 gbosa for him joor...


Let's I forget, kudos to ma babe Girl! The girl that a security guard at funaab had to follow to submit her transcript. (Whereas everyother person the guy was just pointing his finger like "hey u, climb that stirs after climbing look right, knock and submit at that office.*with strong face** grin) it only takes one with endownment to achive that feet grin grin grin.. D guy couldn't stand and watch bt had to follow .. grin grin
#i didn't call names
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 4:27pm On Sep 24, 2013
rkarang: Air out your grievances but in a less provocative manner. Forgive and forget now, so as to carry on!

Esprit de corps!
Bros, Pls can u edit this so it doesn't stir up something. Cos I guess danky has not seen some comments above starting with Sanguines latest comment of life grin grin

#celebrity mama cheesygringrin
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 2:21pm On Sep 24, 2013
Temicare: Am moving down 2 ben 2mowo...God c us tru ooo.
Hey temmy have u got an accommodation? N Whr u leaving from?
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 9:13am On Sep 24, 2013
Hey house I need a better understanding of this. How does Funaab notify people of DE admission, is it by pasting it up on their site or they will send a Text message as everyone has said here?

#better put, how was it done last year.
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:09am On Sep 24, 2013
Hey house, don't tell me nobody is coming from Lagos?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:08am On Sep 24, 2013
Watching this thread with their "BIG EYE" is

Viewing this topic: Success_born(m), STORM2(f) and
1 guest(s)


#WhenDreadingIsboring_what shall we do?
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 8:58am On Sep 24, 2013
Dankylove: My bro from another Womb,permit me to Postulate on ur recent excesses towards Sanguine...
Due to the way u display so much of Interest & Acclaimed to protect ur Territory,i Therefore Hypothesize that u wil Negate Such Moves in Time when Filled with Fishes in the Sea.
Apology if i cross Boundary,i just felt to Alert u on This.
No think say i Jealous,am No Rival
Advise taken brother. And 4those who cares to knw. Danky n I both share the same surname and from the same state. We could even probably be frm the same locality but none have inquired deeper. grin

However, danky, I couldn't stop laughing at the response u gave. U made me speechless mehn. But u knw what I jst have this Natural attraction for that sanguine babe since I joined the thread even though have not seen her physically. Maybe cos of her intelligence, Aaartitude, smartness, manner of speech and her sense of humour. And u knw what, all of those exhibited qualities makes for a virtuous woman which she is and no Sane dude would wanna let go of such a lady.. grin
BusinessRe: Blackberry Sold For $4.7 Billion by planetuzor(m): 7:36am On Sep 24, 2013
Why can't blackberry make their company work rather than resorting to selling?
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 6:23am On Sep 24, 2013
Dankylove: it seems some people prefer Social Relationships to The Varsity admission.
at this Time,what matters is how consecrated are u towards getting this admission,though its not by struggle but there shud be some sort of Levity expected per Head.
MisPlaced Priority @ d 11th Hours,Be Watchful!
I just wish & hope that none of the Registered & Contributive peeps in this thread wil be Left out from the List...
if u view this Thread as Guest,well i cant say abt u for Now.
Peace...
am going to ppppaaaaayyyyyy
Sanguine: Biko lemmi hear something jare ahn ahn!! Wetin you want make people do again now, ehn Mr Emeritus Professor huh
Make we begin dey carey morose face up and down like say we dey inside prison? Na wa kwa!
Lwkmd!
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 5:33pm On Sep 23, 2013
Sanguine: You this man! That ya head like mgbeke own tongue. Warm yasef o, ehen! grin
Babe, Ar nor lyk am o***nor let wan kind person kum they por sand sand for our Garium Sulphate la.. **straight face**

Ooh ooh ooh e be lyk say 4reigningqueen na babe too ooo.. Ok I don forgive u except ya v been proven otherwise to be a Cork.. Me think ya being a threat to ma elements of domicile so I needed to act proactively to protect ma territory n uphold its integrity. tongue
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 3:11pm On Sep 23, 2013
4reigningqueen: baby, wots up na
U berra mind ur self and don't pass ur boundary b4 AK47 go enter ur skull..even if I dea share babe not sanguine.. Stay ur lane.. grin
EducationRe: FUNNAB 2013/2014 Direct Entry Thread! by planetuzor(m): 9:57am On Sep 23, 2013
Sanguine: Heard a message alert some few minutes ago... But then on checking the phone...









...lo and behold...

































...there was no sign there'd been any message...no message icon, nothinnngghuh


And I'm wondering... Could this be some kinda disappearing acthuh #Still perplexed#
Indeed the end times are here.



Goodmorning Great people!
What is this sanguine..... Do u want to cause HBP for me? Take ur time oo
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 9:04pm On Sep 22, 2013
STORM2: Hahahahaha! Food master!!! U no wan change!
Storm ar told yhu. D guy go be Orobo! E too like food. grin
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 4:34pm On Sep 22, 2013
@Temicare, what's the Plan now concerning accommodation? I kind of heard their is a guest house in the sch and per night is N6k.......

So am thinking if we fit be Three at Least to book the thing together.

@Omodave: Have u got an accommodation yet or what's are u plans for it?

@All: Whoever is willing or want to join in the Group booking of a guest house within the sch premises before the day of the exam shld holla @ me.

And also to those who will be coming from Lagos? If u don't mind we do group travel too ( so that the 3hrs Journey go be for jacking too and group discuss)
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 4:25pm On Sep 22, 2013
STORM2: My brother, I can't deceive myself. I've never known math and physics so I cannot use a week to change that. @kor2me always said read english and biology.
For me na english and biology go help me dat day. Math and the rest will have to make way oh!
Lol!!! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Share your Repentance Prayer Here by planetuzor(m): 12:25pm On Sep 22, 2013
God I know am a sinner, I knw I might have commited one or two sins but Lord Please show me mercy and forgive all my sins..
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:41pm On Sep 21, 2013
STORM2: I stay in abuja. Will be coming in on the 26th...do u stay in ekosodin?
Hahahaha! I even forgot sef...school is not in session na.....
Storm are have u bookd ur hotel yet?
EducationRe: UNIBEN Direct Entry 2013/2014 by planetuzor(m): 8:40pm On Sep 21, 2013
STORM2: Wow! Ofcourse not smiley
U dea reject accommodation ny?

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