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FamilyRe: I Hope My Decision Is Not Bad? by plantainbender(m): 4:36pm On Sep 22, 2022
Fair enough.



Survivor2020:
My 7 years old doesn't stay alone at home he go to after school lessons I pick him up at 5pm Mon to thrusday we go home together , on Friday his mother pick him up he stay with her for weekend.
My daughter is sick i have seen her picture that her boyfriend father has sent to me and i couldnt hold my tears .
she urgently needs medical care and I want her to be stress free her health is very important for me the baby has her father and her father people who can take care of her while I am taking care of mine.
I rather bring her home alone and do my best as a father for her to get well because if anything happen to her I will never forgive myself.
FamilyRe: I Hope My Decision Is Not Bad? by plantainbender(m): 6:16am On Sep 22, 2022
Your 7-year old has been faring well while you're making money, I'm sure an 18-year old mother and her child will survive. Just bring them home, she has learnt her lessons, I'm sure.


Please, forgive her and bring them back home.
FoodRe: Apart From Rice, Beans, Swallow & Indomie/Spaghetti, Whatelse Do You Eat? by plantainbender(m):
Ampele, banku, shawarma, wakye, noodles etc.
TravelRe: Can A Shuttle Bus Drive From East To Abuja, anyone driven That Far? by plantainbender(m): 1:13pm On Sep 21, 2022
E go reach, just leave early and avoid heavy duty trucks; their breeze alone na your nemesis.
RomanceRe: I Find It Difficult Toasting Whenever I'm Going Out With My Sister by plantainbender(m): 12:42pm On Sep 21, 2022
Edipet:
no bro, not incest, or showing respect. I said I don't want to be rejected in her present, just imagine trying to collect a girl number and she refused?
Oh!
RomanceRe: I Find It Difficult Toasting Whenever I'm Going Out With My Sister by plantainbender(m): 7:06am On Sep 21, 2022
Do you know what I see here? I don't see your reluctance as respect for your sister(s), what I see here is a well-guarded thought of committing incest with either of them. You might not have given it a thought, but that's what your body language is saying.


This is way beyond respect. Dem go beat you?
AutosRe: What Do Catalyst Does In A Car? by plantainbender(m): 10:21pm On Sep 19, 2022
You're welcome, chief.

osuolale95:
thanks a lot, the deal is making sense... I will keep updating you here. Sincerely i feel loved with this response
AutosRe: What Do Catalyst Does In A Car? by plantainbender(m): 9:17pm On Sep 19, 2022
Yes, very good car. Go for it if the deal is good.

mechanics remove catalyst from people's vehicle and sell because of the market value.

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osuolale95:
thanks for the info... You have the idea if benz 2004 c320 is a good to go car? Though the car is neat first body just need to get the catalyst and change the four shocks(the legs). My uncle want to release the car at cheap price cause he owns more than enough cars
AutosRe: What Do Catalyst Does In A Car? by plantainbender(m): 9:00pm On Sep 19, 2022
LMAO! smiley
@op catalyst in this regard is a metal-like stuff that's installed in the exhaust of a car to preserve the exhaust & most importantly help the engine - through the exhaust - sound cooler i.e almost zero emmisions/sound.

paradiseVirgin:
It is a device installed in the engine that makes girls Hor.ny when he picks them up

cool
BusinessRe: .. by plantainbender(m): 9:38am On Sep 19, 2022
You can't retrieve your bio-data from them. Did you bother to read their T&Cs while you were at it? You'll be shocked!


Just let it slide since dem no kukuma borrow you shishi.
RomanceRe: Is It Okay For Girls To Move Around With Condoms. by plantainbender(m): 9:17am On Sep 19, 2022
Bros, flee! That babe get plans.
Christianity EtcRe: Celestial / C&S Church by plantainbender(m): 8:33pm On Sep 17, 2022
Your location will determine the advise you'll get. Where you dey in Lagos?
RomanceRe: Urgently Needing An Advice by plantainbender(m): 3:17pm On Sep 17, 2022
Toreddo3679:
Actually things have been like that since day one, I thought she was going to change up on till this moment.

So I should continue to put up with her behaviours till ASUU calls off? Who knows when they will even call off
Whatever you do, don't ignore red flags, no matter how little or inconsequential.

You have to finish what you started. If you send her out, will you stop her from going to the work you got 4 her? That's why I said ignore - na patience wey get expiry date.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Message From Century 21 Freedom Group Could It Be A Scam?.. by plantainbender(m): 12:33pm On Sep 17, 2022
Oga, na the same thing. AIM Global or GNLD, all na multi-level marketing.


DeeAngel83:
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Please they are not GNLD. Make your research well before you give people wrong information
RomanceRe: Help: My Boyfriend Is Frustrated With Life by plantainbender(m): 11:53am On Sep 17, 2022
I was going to say why is he having a gf & getting an erection at 22 but scratch that.

1. Change your moniker to something better, he should feel better

2. Jeez! He's 22 for crying out loud, what's the hurry?

3. An internet fraudster aka Yahoo boy will tell you anything & mock you just to make you feel bad about your life and make him feel better about his miserable life.

3. He's young, his smartphone shouldn't be for watching porn and whatnots, he should engage himself and learn new things online in his spare time.

4. Las las, it's a phase and he'll be alright.
RomanceRe: Urgently Needing An Advice by plantainbender(m): 11:42am On Sep 17, 2022
You don't need any advise, you need a brain-resetting slap.

PS: Has she always been like that?


1. If you were thinking of marriage with her, una no go last.

2. Stay away from toxic "-ships", especially as e don dey involve violence and tearing of shirts.

3. There's a factor/force urging her to be foolish i.e she's taken a lot of advise from her new colleagues and friends.

4. No pursue am, ASUU would be over soon, then make a decision. Selah!
RomanceRe: Nothing by plantainbender(m): 8:12pm On Sep 11, 2022
LMAO @etrange 's sarcasm. A simple Google search woulda done the job @suramzy. BDSM means "Bondage, Dominance, Submission, Masochism" or in a layman's term "Sexual Slave & Master". Before I misyarn, do you know what kinks are?
RomanceRe: She Has Too Many Male Friends, What Should I Do? by plantainbender(m): 8:17pm On Sep 06, 2022
Stallionhorse:
don't you think I should just stay in the relationship and allow her to be spending her money on me while I save mine And then marry another girl??
Ah! Naso e dey start o, later you go say na village people.


*She's NOT for the keeps, switch to her FWBs too*
CelebritiesRe: Rapper Vic O Calls Out Headies Award For Not Nominating Him In The 15th Edition by plantainbender(m): 3:55pm On Sep 06, 2022
LOL
RomanceRe: Olosho's Hook Up Babes Terms And Conditions by plantainbender(m): 6:57am On Sep 06, 2022
You don cover almost all the syllabus.
*you don knack sotay i dey dry, how much you pay sef.
*ehn ehn, no touch my bre*ast na t*t* you pay for
RomanceRe: Help: How To Approach Girls In Public? by plantainbender(m): 4:42pm On Sep 04, 2022
This used to be me way back.
*Learn to love yourself more
*Don't be a "woman-pleaser" - some prefer a hard guy.

Read up on self-discovery, temperament etc, it helps.
FamilyRe: .... by plantainbender(m): 11:20am On Sep 04, 2022
You guys should come to a compromise, it's business - win some, lose some. Most schools are done sending bills to parent sef.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: How To Identify A Scam Interview Invitation by plantainbender(m): 9:46pm On Sep 02, 2022
There's one that calls itself LA BUENA VIDA that sent me a random SMS with certain codes, address and phone number; I ignored. Listening to a radio program that week, I heard a paid ad from a rep. of same company claiming they help people with funds to start business. Long story short, I got to said venue and discovered it's multi-level marketing (basically Alliance In Motion global). Dude was saying we should bring #50,000 minimum to join their nonsense.
CelebritiesRe: Palace Confirms Alaafin Adeyemi's Transition by plantainbender(op): 10:02am On Apr 23, 2022
duro4chang:
Transition not death. Alafin can't die
You're right! That's why I used the word "transition".
CelebritiesPalace Confirms Alaafin Adeyemi's Transition by plantainbender(op): 9:45am On Apr 23, 2022
According to Punch Newspaper https://punchng.com/palace-confirms-alaafin-of-oyos-death/ , the palace spokesperson has confirmed the transition of the revered monarch.

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