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Fair enough. Survivor2020: |
Your 7-year old has been faring well while you're making money, I'm sure an 18-year old mother and her child will survive. Just bring them home, she has learnt her lessons, I'm sure. Please, forgive her and bring them back home. |
Ampele, banku, shawarma, wakye, noodles etc. |
E go reach, just leave early and avoid heavy duty trucks; their breeze alone na your nemesis. |
Edipet:Oh! |
Do you know what I see here? I don't see your reluctance as respect for your sister(s), what I see here is a well-guarded thought of committing incest with either of them. You might not have given it a thought, but that's what your body language is saying. This is way beyond respect. Dem go beat you? |
You're welcome, chief. osuolale95: |
Yes, very good car. Go for it if the deal is good. mechanics remove catalyst from people's vehicle and sell because of the market value. ' osuolale95: |
LMAO! @op catalyst in this regard is a metal-like stuff that's installed in the exhaust of a car to preserve the exhaust & most importantly help the engine - through the exhaust - sound cooler i.e almost zero emmisions/sound. paradiseVirgin: |
You can't retrieve your bio-data from them. Did you bother to read their T&Cs while you were at it? You'll be shocked! Just let it slide since dem no kukuma borrow you shishi. |
Bros, flee! That babe get plans. |
Your location will determine the advise you'll get. Where you dey in Lagos? |
Toreddo3679:Whatever you do, don't ignore red flags, no matter how little or inconsequential. You have to finish what you started. If you send her out, will you stop her from going to the work you got 4 her? That's why I said ignore - na patience wey get expiry date. |
Oga, na the same thing. AIM Global or GNLD, all na multi-level marketing. DeeAngel83: |
I was going to say why is he having a gf & getting an erection at 22 but scratch that. 1. Change your moniker to something better, he should feel better 2. Jeez! He's 22 for crying out loud, what's the hurry? 3. An internet fraudster aka Yahoo boy will tell you anything & mock you just to make you feel bad about your life and make him feel better about his miserable life. 3. He's young, his smartphone shouldn't be for watching porn and whatnots, he should engage himself and learn new things online in his spare time. 4. Las las, it's a phase and he'll be alright. |
You don't need any advise, you need a brain-resetting slap. PS: Has she always been like that? 1. If you were thinking of marriage with her, una no go last. 2. Stay away from toxic "-ships", especially as e don dey involve violence and tearing of shirts. 3. There's a factor/force urging her to be foolish i.e she's taken a lot of advise from her new colleagues and friends. 4. No pursue am, ASUU would be over soon, then make a decision. Selah! |
LMAO @etrange 's sarcasm. A simple Google search woulda done the job @suramzy. BDSM means "Bondage, Dominance, Submission, Masochism" or in a layman's term "Sexual Slave & Master". Before I misyarn, do you know what kinks are? |
Stallionhorse:Ah! Naso e dey start o, later you go say na village people. *She's NOT for the keeps, switch to her FWBs too* |
LOL |
You don cover almost all the syllabus. *you don knack sotay i dey dry, how much you pay sef. *ehn ehn, no touch my bre*ast na t*t* you pay for |
This used to be me way back. *Learn to love yourself more *Don't be a "woman-pleaser" - some prefer a hard guy. Read up on self-discovery, temperament etc, it helps. |
You guys should come to a compromise, it's business - win some, lose some. Most schools are done sending bills to parent sef. |
There's one that calls itself LA BUENA VIDA that sent me a random SMS with certain codes, address and phone number; I ignored. Listening to a radio program that week, I heard a paid ad from a rep. of same company claiming they help people with funds to start business. Long story short, I got to said venue and discovered it's multi-level marketing (basically Alliance In Motion global). Dude was saying we should bring #50,000 minimum to join their nonsense. |
duro4chang:You're right! That's why I used the word "transition". |
According to Punch Newspaper https://punchng.com/palace-confirms-alaafin-of-oyos-death/ , the palace spokesperson has confirmed the transition of the revered monarch. |
