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RomanceRe: My Bad Experience At Four Points Sheraton. by plantainbender(m): 4:30pm On Dec 26, 2022
Chief, slow down. Stop posting for clout.

That, up there, did NOT and will never happen at Four Points.

Those guys are professional(s) and will never add someone else's bill to yours because they moved to your table.
PoliticsRe: Governor Seyi Makinde Shares His Family Pyjamas Christmas Photo by plantainbender(m): 8:42am On Dec 26, 2022
Where dem dey see una sef?

"The pyjamas match but does the DNA match?" - One Lagos.
CelebritiesRe: BBNaija Couple, BamBam And Teddy A Celebrate Christmas With Their Kids (Photos) by plantainbender(m): 9:18pm On Dec 25, 2022
Me likey
CelebritiesRe: Korra Obidi Wows Residents With Acrobatic Performance At Ghana Local Beach (Pix) by plantainbender(m): 6:30pm On Dec 25, 2022
Ah!
Nigeriafirstlad:
Why will any reasonable human zoom kpekus when dey bring smoke...
RomanceRe: Hookup Wants To Do Christmas For My House. by plantainbender(m): 7:54pm On Dec 24, 2022
Wait. Did you just ask that question? What is wrong in allowing a hookup girl overstay her welcome?

By Monday morning, "experience is the best teacher" will be the phrase you hate the most.

BluntTheApostle:
Anyhow girl?


And yet you spent some quality time with her. What is wrong with hosting her on Christmas day?
CrimeRe: Landlord In Search Of Family Of His Female Tenant Who Died In His Apartment by plantainbender(m): 12:38pm On Dec 24, 2022
Probably a Nigerian that owns a furnished apartment in Southern Ghana.


Landlord was being nice. A furnished room and a parlour (called chamber and hall) in Accra is 400-500 cedis daily; that's like 30k daily for 2years - a young Blessing can't afford that.


Kraa!! Bayii!! Charlie!! Krom krom!! Nu!! are expressions most Ghanaians use either when excited or sad.
CelebritiesRe: Jasmine, Mr. Ibu's Daughter Attends Party In Wears Partly Revealing Her Buttocks by plantainbender(m): 12:03pm On Dec 24, 2022
Ah!

MALIGNANTGuest:
.........a small Girl already looking like a Compound Hospital Matron.
CelebritiesRe: PaulO's Daughter, Vanzy Celebrates Dad's Girlfriend, Iyabo Ojo On Her Birthday by plantainbender(m): 10:32pm On Dec 21, 2022
Afi suuru.

adioolayi:
O baje di'e sha..
"Aunty" "Stepmother"
Eni to fun ni ni ounje je, o ti di Iya eni, abeletase iyawo Baba eni..

O ga o... angry angry
FoodRe: How I Make Peppered Pomo With Plantain- Easy Steps (Photos & Video) by plantainbender(m): 8:49pm On Dec 20, 2022
LOL

Slawomirr:
Damnnn niggar

This aunty op

I just dey look you


I nor go talk....if you nor come up with a thread on okro soup and eba then na there me and you go for get problem
RomanceRe: Besties Have Actually Ruined More Relationships Than Infidelity. by plantainbender(m): 6:57am On Dec 19, 2022
Facts only.
CelebritiesRe: Incoming Queen, Latest Olori To Ooni” Actress Jaiye Kuti Hails Eniola Ajao by plantainbender(m): 6:35pm On Dec 18, 2022
nlfpmod
EducationRe: I Signed Out Today!!!!!! by plantainbender(m):
Pictures or adonbilivit.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Is The Most Intelligent Female Nairalander? by plantainbender(m):
Brainmytool:
I don't know ur meaning of intelligence, but, that kitchen woman (kitchenhomeglory or whatever) is versatile. And she is the definition of an intelligent woman, because my instints tell me she is so good in other things aside kitchen and family.
gloryhomemaker smiley cheesy
Christianity EtcRe: My Husband And I Are Not Divorced - Pastor Ayo Oritsejafor's Wife, Helen by plantainbender(m): 6:55am On Dec 13, 2022
Issokay.
Music/RadioRe: Tribute To Nigerian Female Rappers (Femcees) by plantainbender(m): 8:30am On Dec 10, 2022
Naptu2 you don old o, hope you know. smiley cheesy


If you're not Blaise and Eva Alordiah, you tried o, but you're few metres away from wack - my opinion.
Music/RadioRe: Tribute To Nigerian Female Rappers (Femcees) by plantainbender(m): 8:19am On Dec 10, 2022
Ah! I wish I didn't but I did vibe to all these songs and that's the problem. Is it that I'm old or the world moved too fast?


Ishilove:
Queen Change! Where did she disappear to? cheesy

I remember all these songs, and am shocked that some of them are older than 20 years. When did time fly so fast?? You look away briefly from the clock and when you look back again, decades have passed. cry
PoliticsRe: Hope Uzodimma Gifts Imo Traditional Rulers New Jeeps (Photos) by plantainbender(m): 10:39pm On Dec 09, 2022
smiley cheesy What in Heaven's name is wrong with the human mind?


visijo:
Before agreeing to marry him, go to his family house and check their head sizes.
labour room is not a play ground.�
EducationRe: The Story The King Of Land Grabbers : Jimoh Ishola Aka Eji Gbadero by plantainbender(m): 7:09am On Dec 06, 2022
Hmmn
RomanceRe: It’s Hard Making Love To My Girlfriend by plantainbender(m):
To each his own
RomanceRe: Obirin! Lady Reports Her Boyfriend As Intruder After He Caught Her With A Man by plantainbender(m): 12:37pm On Dec 05, 2022
Ah!
BusinessRe: What I Ordered VS What Jumia Delivered by plantainbender(m): 12:34pm On Dec 05, 2022
TROLOLOL
CelebritiesRe: 39 Year Old Lagos Big Girl Nnenna Okoye, Wears N1,000,000 Dress (picture) by plantainbender(m): 11:46pm On Dec 04, 2022
sad cry
illicit:
Everything don cost One million naira material for dress no reach to cover breast
shocked
AutosRe: Uber Driver Needed Urgently. Please Contact Me Asap. by plantainbender(m): 5:47pm On Dec 04, 2022
What's the arrangement? How much is he/she paying weekly/monthly? Is it hire purchase, pay to own?
CelebritiesRe: Birthday Dinner: Okorocha Displays Dance Step In Celebration Of Son, Amen Rochas by plantainbender(m): 1:07pm On Dec 04, 2022
Agu, ozugo! Biko.
AlexReports:
Photos 5
CrimeRe: Nigerian Man Beheads His Girlfriend In Ghana (video) by plantainbender(m): 7:11pm On Nov 30, 2022
LOL, no be lie. Na only my first week the thing shock me, later e became normal.


Chris2863:
until you enter Ghana nah. Those ones dey advertise juju on Television and radio stations self
CrimeRe: Onyeaghalachi Stephen Nwagwugwu: NDLEA Arrests Wanted Abia Drug Kingpin by plantainbender(m): 5:43am On Nov 30, 2022
You know, whenever I come across any of your posts or comments, I just hope for your sake or for what 't's worth that you're not like that offline. :X shocked


Candidlady:
sad

Men that look like they haven't eaten in years are tagged drug kingpins cheesy

Men sha
If they are not busy trying to rape/molest/harass daughter of Eve

They'd be busy pushing drugs

Or looking for who to kill to help with their ritual activities

Everything associated with them na wickedness

duk yaro mazamugaye ne kuma azzalumai
FoodRe: Nigerians React As Domino’s Pizza Adds Jollof Rice To Its Menu by plantainbender(m): 8:08pm On Nov 29, 2022
Acidosis:
LMAO grin Is sapa a joke to you?

The competition in the pizza delivery industry is somewhat high. New entrants everywhere...
FoodRe: Nigerians React As Domino’s Pizza Adds Jollof Rice To Its Menu by plantainbender(m): 8:06pm On Nov 29, 2022
cheesy smiley it is, bruh. Rice 200, boiled egg 100, sauce 100 and pack 100 shocked

Acidosis:
Hol'up, hol'up... This is not true huh? grin grin
FamilyRe: I Think I Am Done With Women At This Juncture. by plantainbender(m): 10:35pm On Nov 27, 2022
Which of 'em, Enere or Apple?
PoliticsRe: Governor Ademola Adeleke Makes First Appointments (Photos) by plantainbender(m): 10:33pm On Nov 27, 2022
You are doing well, ooin!
RomanceRe: Lady Makes N12k Picture Frame For Boyfriend Only For Him To Serve Her Breakfast by plantainbender(m): 10:29pm On Nov 27, 2022
VAWULENCES


Heathrow44:
Stain ko, stain ni, Werey dey wear white? Is it not ur body odour dat changed d colour of ur singlet, pant and armpit area of ur "white(off colour) tee shirt, don't go and av a life, keep looking for men to blame
PoliticsRe: Lagos State Government Gives Update On The Construction Of The 4th Mainland Brid by plantainbender(m): 8:56pm On Nov 27, 2022
All three bidders are Chinese-owned companies forming a consortium with others. Says a lot!

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