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RomanceRe: Please I Need Advice On Something… I Have Been Dating My Current Boyfriend For by plantainbender(m): 8:20pm On Oct 17, 2022
*laughing in a way that pleases God smiley cheesy *


doggedfighter:
Can't you rent an apartment and leave his house since you have overstayed your welcome ?



Instead of looking for any available agent and getting an accommodation, you are here yapping about what will happen to him if you're angry with him.


Have some self-respect.


Kindly get angry with Buhari.

I want to check something. grin
TravelRe: Can One Get To Ivory Coast By Road? by plantainbender(m): 8:13pm On Oct 17, 2022
Mind you, it's more expensive if you go direct to Abidjan from Lagos with one bus; way cheaper if you go bit by bit. 70-80k direct bus to Abidjan from Lagos but max 30k if you go bit by bit. Selah!
TravelRe: Can One Get To Ivory Coast By Road? by plantainbender(m): 8:08pm On Oct 17, 2022
Any of the usual suspects; GUO, GIG, Okeyson, PMT etc.


Didijiji:
Thank you so much. Please what transport company name and can the booking be done online?
TravelRe: Can One Get To Ivory Coast By Road? by plantainbender(m): 2:13pm On Oct 17, 2022
You can go bit by bit. From Mile 2 to Seme, get a bike or bus to 'cross' you inside Seme, from Seme to Ilakonji, from Ilakonji to Aflao, from Aflao to Yamoussoukro/Abidjan OR

Board Abidjan bus from Ilakonji or direct bus to Abidjan from Mile 2.
TravelRe: Can One Get To Ivory Coast By Road? by plantainbender(m): 2:00pm On Oct 17, 2022
No be lie o, you can get bus to any west/east African country from Ejigbo.

AKWATGOLD1:
Direct bus from Ejigbo, Osun State.
RomanceRe: Can A Relationship Survive Without Sex? by plantainbender(m): 1:30pm On Oct 17, 2022
E say na Warri Johny Sins smiley cheesy

JasonScoolari:
In this generation, the relationship won't last up to one week without "Enough" sex...

Infact, some ladies are now hell bent of having sex immediately they agree to date you so as to check how fit you are in bed and your stamina level.

I had an experience with one recently, she told me pop and plain that once she agrees, we are going to get down a week after.

I had to tell her that I have been transferred to another State.... That one was not ready to settle down, she was just looking for another Warri Johnny Sins.
AutosRe: 2022 Bullet Proof Landcruiser Price: 210 Million Naira by plantainbender(m): 1:17pm On Oct 17, 2022
Ahn ahn. sad
AndroidAI:
Even Seun cannot afford it sad
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Live In Househelp Urgently Needed by plantainbender(m): 9:32am On Oct 17, 2022
15k monthly? Bros, you no get conscience. What are you feeding the person with? Three square meal? What's the job description? Maid or general house chore handler?
AutosRe: 2022 Bullet Proof Landcruiser Price: 210 Million Naira by plantainbender(m): 6:25am On Oct 17, 2022
Sweet!
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Driver Wanted by plantainbender(m): 1:47pm On Oct 16, 2022
Assin ehn! Reason the said company is looking for a 21year old (atleast) with 3years driving experience and also a mechanic (desirable bla bla).

Are you for real? Shida health or what is the coy called again? You'll end up hiring some bloke who would abscond with your car.


Evolutionlove:
Perhaps he meant 300kgrin 30k which can't even cover for my groceries weekly..
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Driver Wanted by plantainbender(m): 9:49am On Oct 16, 2022
LOL. All of these for 30k?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by plantainbender(m): 7:58am On Oct 12, 2022
On this thread, IkennaOkongwu is listed as one of the directors of Food Concepts. smiley


Thurmieee:
Very true they are still maliciously persecutingbmy brother since 2021. I posted here on nairaland no help.......

https://www.nairaland.com/6746136/food-concepts-chicken-republic-wants
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by plantainbender(m): 7:38am On Oct 12, 2022
Coming from a former top director at Food Concepts, you know shit is real. smiley


IkennaOkongwu:
Chicken Republic
Pie Express
Chop Box
In fact, all Food Concepts PLC companies.

By the time they're done with you, it's already late.

1. They Pay graduates peanuts.(Workload isn't commensurate with Salary.... They're ripping off graduates)
2. Harsh working Conditions.
3. You work 6days in a week with no public holidays.
4. You're not permitted to eat the Restaurant's food( be it wastes or any sort as youd be dismissed instantly)
5. You must develop high blood pressure as you need to explain daily and monthly the decline in sales.
6.14working days leave.
7. High service within the Managers (Area/Regional)

Any of the Managements seeing this, you know i ain't lying.

Shitty Organisation you have there.

Work on your Employees renumeration... Your LTO is bad.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Name The Worst Companies To Work For In Nigeria And Give Your Reasons by plantainbender(m): 6:49pm On Oct 11, 2022
Wait o, you guys are getting me confused. I know for a fact that Lebanese-owned companies top the list when it comes to zero staff welfare in Nigeria; why are the Indians topping the chart on this thread?


Chill. Did I just use 'staff' in the same sentence as Lebanese? *scratch that* They employ 'workers' and NOT 'staff'. *drops mic*
CrimeRe: Oshodi (Gangs, Violence, Politics & NURTW) by plantainbender(m): 9:11pm On Oct 09, 2022
Who I be to talk say Bomboy no get level? Ajagbe no be pikin for the game but na dude wey say "na Igbo man start agberoism I dy refer to".


Revolution2022:
Bomboy get level.Na Jaz dem chuk am.If not nobody fit fight am.Na boxer him be.As Mushin dangerous reach back then,he dey enter there.Everybody for him lane Sha.
PoliticsRe: I Never Called Tinubu a Super Politician – Obasanjo by plantainbender(m): 7:45pm On Oct 09, 2022
source? You no see the Daily Post link abi you wear g-string for eye?
Africana1123:
Source ?
CrimeRe: Oshodi (Gangs, Violence, Politics & NURTW) by plantainbender(m): 3:30pm On Oct 09, 2022
This one na lie o. Bomboy no dey 1 to 100 sef. He held sway in Oshodi because the others na fufu.


Things don dy happen for Yaba since the 70s - peeps like Always dem.
Segzy19:
Na omo ibo introduce agbero and thuggery to Lagos....
CrimeRe: Oshodi (Gangs, Violence, Politics & NURTW) by plantainbender(m): 11:42am On Oct 09, 2022
"Short people are the problem of this world" - whoever made that statement had Talo Skibo in mind smiley cheesy

Na Hamburger death calm am sha, just like Toba Ajiboye calm Alado for Mushin. Talo don finally agree to serve under MC sha; na strong MC follower him be nau just like Koko.
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 9:28pm On Oct 06, 2022
"...aza man, every other day is aza man..." cheesy


Eleyigidgan:
an old friend invited me to Ghana, says he has a job for me that pays 3,500 ceedis which is equivalent to 250,000 naira.
But however i need to send him my personal details including NIN, passport, bank details and other personal information so he'll help me run the job then as soon as it's successful I'll send him 300k to help me process accomodation an visa
i'm scared
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 8:46pm On Oct 06, 2022
LOL. You win. smiley cheesy


businesshub101:
Thanks for arriving at same consensus
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 8:16pm On Oct 06, 2022
Chief, calm down - you're trying too hard.

I get your point but people are just trying to relieve their personal experience & are not saying people don't thrive in these countries.


businesshub101:
You can’t and some can
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 6:44pm On Oct 06, 2022
If you think Ghana is bad, go to Togo - you'll over appreciate the garri and groundnut you take for granted in Lagos.

Dry bread and kus kus - ate that for two days only beside that massive 4-star hotel near the Nigerian Embassy, Lome. Kuje inmates will revolt if they're being fed that sh****t.


Kaycee54321:
cheesy

I spent two weeks in Lome, Togo.

Na only light dem get.

After eating kous kous and dry bread for days & days, I couldn't wait to come to back to Lag. Come see happiness as I finally drop for Mile 2 cheesy

My guy wey dey play ball for Burkina Faso & person wey dey do factory work for Lagos, na the same thing dem be (God forgive me grin)

Migrating no easy... it's always best you do it, single & cash strapped.
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 6:19pm On Oct 06, 2022
Olojuobinrin:
Omo and I be dey plan wan come join HK
LOL. The only benefit that comes with HK in GH is the assurance of getting an accommodation and prolly feeding; everything else na scam (no pun intended)
TravelRe: Ghana Is A No! No!! by plantainbender(m): 4:44pm On Oct 06, 2022
If I start to narrate my GH experience ehn, fifty books on Amazon no go fit contain am.

*Do NOT japa to Ghana if you don't have accommodation sorted or atleast have a relative/friend that can help you with shelter.


*If you didn't go to school in Gh (high school/tertiary), forget getting a job in Gh, especially as a Nigerian.

*Things expensive die, especially if you're not a fan of 1cedi Banku and Ampele; koko and kose


*Your nationality as a Nigerian automatically sets you up for beef especially if you're thriving.

See ehn, list is endless.


Regardless of all these I've listed, There are thousands of Nigerians thriving in Ghana. Different strokes for different folks.
RomanceRe: How True Is This Yoruba Proverb? by plantainbender(m): 11:02pm On Oct 05, 2022
grin this one is deep and very true.
FamilyRe: Man Comes Back To Claim Babymama After Social Media Contributed Money For Her by plantainbender(m): 7:15am On Oct 03, 2022
LOL
CareerRe: Hiring Now: by plantainbender(m): 8:05am On Oct 02, 2022
Location? Perks? Mode of application?
CelebritiesRe: Asake Sells Out O2 Academy Tickets In 5 Minutes; Crashes Site by plantainbender(m): 8:01pm On Sep 30, 2022
"...iwo lo gbon ju"
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Duration Of Notice Period For Resignation by plantainbender(m): 10:05pm On Sep 28, 2022
LOL. I've had my fair share of "well established companies" and the norm is usually 2weeks and 4weeks for non-management staff and management staff respectively.

motta:
a well established company can't be 2 weeks or 1 month
Jobs/VacanciesRe: What Is The Duration Of Notice Period For Resignation by plantainbender(m): 9:38am On Sep 28, 2022
Since na 3months notice dey your appointment letter, just forget salary.
NYSCRe: Done With NYSC, 500K On Hand. Advice Needed by plantainbender(m): 8:17pm On Sep 24, 2022
smiley laughing in a way that please God

Truthdeypain:
I just died grin grin
RomanceRe: Advice Advice by plantainbender(m): 6:31pm On Sep 24, 2022
LOL


Zonefree:
Why are you eager to meet her mum?
Her mother dey share moneyhuh

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