₦airaland Forum

It's your decision to make; just know that under the law, you're a rapist and you're about to have sex with a MINOR. Selah.

Nilon:
I want to impregnate a 17 year old. should I go ahead?.

Nawao! If the girl is older, una go complain. If they're age mates, wahala. Now that dude is older, 'e to much'?

MuslimMuslim:
You are almost × 2 of her age.
16 years different is too much

Why are y'all deliberately avoiding the part where he said the lady will be 21 by September next year and he'll marry her then?


That's 10months, almost a whole year of getting to 'know her'.

Oshe! Octopus Aristotle cum Xerxes.

DollarBuddy:
Lol.... Overcarefulness, sometimes make my gender lose the woman meant for them.

I'm one of those few men who believe that when you see a girl you are convinced ticks most of your boxes, why play hanky panky?

Why beat around the bush, why ask for just a loaf of bread when you can as well own the bakery

Omos. Nice.

E choke!

Zonefree:
All through my years of dating, I've never bothered myself with what a girl saved my number with. A Nigerian girl can save your number with Heartbeat and still scatter your Heart in a bit.

See OG wey understand the game for here.

FriendsAndFans:
Next time when you give them location, you stand a little far away and see what they look like before coming out..

I guess you are new to the game

Gabby, congrats! This one loud o, more wins.

Oh, glad to hear that. Road rage? I'm guilty of this one. As a matter of fact, this is the only time that putting my emotions in check has become a herculean task.

Pastoshizzy:
Thanks, my sales van will be ready anytime soon (it's been under repairs), courtesy my boss- Kolexy.
Oga, who isn't depressed in naija these days, being able to conduct yourself without display/outburst is what makes us civil (I remember this phenomenum called "road rage", it's a menace).
Thanks again.

'depressed' is a very sensitive word to use in this case. Are you still interested in driving? Do you have a copy of your CV in your mail? If yes, drop your e-mail address here and by God's grace you will resume work this week.

Pastoshizzy:
no, not yet. I'm so depressed about that ish.

Year 5 about to start in 6 years? Welcome to reality

Poshvector12345:
Omo which mod dig up this post??
Sha I don de improve small small since I dropped this post.
My standard haircut is now a simple fade done every two weeks.
I am still skinny sha, but í have come to realize that as far as you don iron the cloth come get small confidence, pple go just believe say fella or bongo be your style .
I still dey use my Vaseline. It's now 400# chai from 250
I buy one small oil perfume but I don't always remember to use it,thank God I no dey sweat anyhow.
I never still buy sneaker, their price plus say I no get where to wear them go on a regular.

Funny thing
When i posted this first,
I was in year 4
Update 2 years later
Na now I wan start the year 5.
Naija sha

I like your dad already. Na OG

Poshvector12345:
No older brother ohhh and I suspect that my dad was just like this but as he get money he package.
Even till now I have never seen my dad have his own cream or perfume before na my mumsy own he dey use >:

Baba say na "do your Know Your Customer properly"

iLegendd:
Know the person first for 6 months to a year before marriage. You call it anything you want, but do your KYC properly.

I like what's going on here. Pastoshizzy hope you got the job?

The upgrade sweet die.

Hotel work, especially the position(s) you're applying for doesn't pay much.


40-45k for a barman
25-30k for a security personnel is what they pay. Add 15k to these salary range when the question arises.

Chenult:
It is hotel work. I'm applying for Barman or security.

Honestly, I haven't been to Dakar or anywhere in Senegal before; the farthest I've gone in West Africa is Abidjan & Yamous.

You can move from Abidjan to Dakar or Dakar through Mali.

themba:
If one is going after Abidjan to dakar....kindly epp with d best move

Well, that's true. The process is so stressful.

mystery22:
well I am currently there and alot has changed,but maybe you know the route more than me.cos is around 60-65k now but the stress might not be worth it since crossing some rivers maybe included

I'll explain in simple terms.
R U N
FOR
Y O U R
DEAR
L I F E .

LOL. Error! Never been to Senegal. I only speak of places I've been to.

JoeLohic:
what of from Benin Republic to Senegal through Mali?�

Chief, with the way you're 'lol-ing', you seem to be familiar with the route.

But if you're as familiar with that route as I am, 30-35k or max 40k will get you to Abidjan. 18k got me and my fiance to Seme from Aflao last December.

mystery22:
30k lol that was before

Tell him you have Hepatitis B and that you're HIV positive.

He'll run as far as his legs can carry him.

On the contrary, you'll get better deals in Benin Republic than in Lagos.

JoeLohic:
So in essence, are you saying I might get a better offer of exchange rate in Lagos than in Benin Republic?

Easy peezy! Get to Seme border, get a bike to 'cross' you to the Benin Republic side of the border, approach any of the BDCs, do the exchange.

One thing with African currencies is that, the farther you are to the host country, the lesser the value you get in exchange.


that is, if you have some Cedi with you in Lagos & you want to change to Naira, you'll get less value for the the Cedi compared to when you want to do same in Togo, Ghana or Ivory Coast.

JoeLohic:
Pls, do you know how one can easily change NGN to CFA at the borders?

Are you sure you want to live long with this nonsense that blogger wrote and you posted up here?

Are you aware that four zeros were removed from the cedi during decimalization?


That means, 1000 cedis is 37.7 naira according to your analogy.


Locals in Accra, uptil tomorrow still refer to 100 cedi as 1million and 500 cedi as 5million because that's what it was before the abracadabra

Osobi32:
Oga are u aware that 1 cedi is 37.7 naira! A whole Nigeria with all the resources and u are here typing rubbish.

Akuffo-Addo is clueless just like za oza room.

if you were living in a cave for years and never heard of the cedi and you finally get to visit Accra especially, you would think the dollar is their main currency the way they demand you pay for everything in dollars.


in the 1st quarter of this year, the Bank of Ghana had to give an order/circular for businesses to stop demanding dollars in the stead of cedi.

It's 55cedi actually. Na Dangote (which Ghanaians rarely buy) be 50-51cedi

Hanndye:
A bag of cement in Nigeria is about N4000 while the same is about 66 cedi in Ghana. You can do the rest of the calculation yourself.

Na bigman dey take room self for Ghana. Ordinary 1room wey i wan take for Accra, landlord say na 350cedis per month and i must pay for 2years.

some will take 300cedis but you'll pay 1cedi every damn time you use the bathroom and toilet;


and mind you, all these amount i mentioned above will be converted and must be paid in dollars. I saw more dollar in Accra than cedi.

inoki247:
I will not even argue with the person pack go the Ghana first when you get to Accra nd dey tell u just a room self contain is 850Ghs per month....


And doz fools once dey see you're foreigners dey start billing u in Dollars all the Documentation I did in that country dey took dollars from me for once dem no take cedis from me....



Dem no even look say na West Africa I come from say we carry same Ecowas passport...

Odogwu!

sexymonkey:
sabi boy

Daughter of Eve, you see all you wrote up there, na lie, e no gel.


Let's feign ignorance and assume we believe you, the small school wey we go no go allow us believe.


Tuck-in your entitlement mentality, it's showing. The marine spirit wey dey control you go just render you useless; 'blessing' others through you but not blessing you directly.