₦airaland Forum

OneCorner:
u can buy it in Nigeria

epic

kimjongJezebel:
I can confidently say he can NEVER be kidnapped! Other US citizens can be kidnap but not this one. This is US High Commissioner bro... Most of them are covert CIA operatives. You won't understand anyway

Apart 4rm dat, dey cnt kidnap dem regarding d top monarchs dey are with. U'll go and kidnap somebody dat is with d amanyanabo of Nembe. U chop craze??....Assurance cover dem die!!

Tapout:
Good thing Arsenal fans no get this kind mentality. If not, the whole Emirates Stadium would be flooded with cum

Hahahahahaha......Certified NL mad men crew

Have dey been eating plastic rice??

Patrick33:
When you see them inside cloth you fit mad when them comot the cloth the strech mark wer you go see them fit carry wire two houses..

Hahahahaha....NL comedians are crazy!!!!!

Chai....Who invite dis man?

Ehya,...i cn see d grief in d man's eyes. No joy!!!.....May God be wit dem always. Wish her speedy recovery!

Good works,...Enugu, d best state in d east, hardly u'll hear bad news frm Enugu. Am also Proud 2 b born der. Am frm Edo state bt ws born in Ogbete, Enugu. as at den, we wer staying at coal camp.

Dice Ailes said:
Otedola wit d money...

Jim Iyke wit d luv...

Okocha wit d ballin'...

Maggi wit sauce...


Drake said:
I want d money.....

Money & d cars.....

The house & d clothes.....

The h**s, i suppose.....

I just wanna be,..i just wanna be successful.....

I just wanna be,..i just wanna be successful.....


Me I said:
Its all abt d benjamins....

**Money Sweet**

Learn 2 celebrate wit others wen dey ar successful so dat urs wil cm fast. Na ur money? Go mk ur own na if e easy! If dey lyk dey cn buy rat as pet, der life,,der money,,der business. I dnt gt it why sm1 wil jst easily insult hardworking successful celebrities wey even popular pass ur state governor,...Wen u wey dey insult dem, hunger na ur hobby. Sm miscreants cannot evn afford a good meal or even a one room apartment, squattin wit frnds upandan while sm stil stays wit der parents but be insulting one who has made wat wil tk u decades 2 achieve if u're nt careful.

helphelp:
Smh

Why are people always bitter about how others spend their money.

Ask Me ooo

I solely remembered "Mr T" & my favourite "Knight Rider". Wit dat his powerful car dat always locates him wenever he's in trouble. , wow,...hw tym flies!!

May God Bless Their Union....

Omo,....dnt return any shishi!!.....Manager at Firm B gave d higher order which was adhered to by Firm A. I neva evn had such luck wen i underwent somtin similar knowin fully well our salary (Me n my Colleagues) wer bn slashed excessively by Firm A becos it ws a contract job by Firm B. Guy, if i get dis kind luck da yr ehn, Omo, i no go return 1 kobo sef. If dem wan sack me, mk dem sack me. Na God get power. Wats He has kept ahead of u is Bigger.

D rate of insecurity in yenagoa now is very high. Dis is indeed d bitter truth which d govt is not even takin drastic measures in addressing the issue. Ders no way dey the (Security Bodies) will tel me dey aren't aware of d situations on ground. Pls if u are NEW in yenagoa, be very watchful of places u go to or d cab/keke u board. If ur instinct does nt agree wit d cab/keke u're abt boarding, Do nt enter, no be by force. Jst be watchful becos d rate of criminality is deteroriating. Do nt walk carelessly at night, i repeat "AT NIGHT". Once its 7pm or latest 8pm, pls n pls mk sure u're at home wit ur gates properly locked. Except u've rily understood d town. Do nt walk or stand alone at lonely n dry places waiting or strolling 2 see someone. Al dese girls carrying big big fones dey waka 4 road,.u ar giving dem attention, dey knw der preys. Its happening on a daily basis, pls, be mindful n watchful. ALWAYS BE OBSERVANT!!.I Love u all.

ugomnaanny:
or sunita, tofan,
I am, I am tofan

I am a disco dancer....tana na na na na na na...oh, hw time flies.

Allowing u 2 cry for hunger til u finally sleep off (note: nobody wil answer u while crying). My mum cooking da yr na indian film, especially soup Den ur sibling wakes u up 2 come n eat lyk 2 hrs later.

NwaAmaikpe:


Gone are the days of good Indian movies.
The indomie generation will never relate to this

"Jamina ah ah ah ah,
Jana the gay,
Jana the Nana
Jana mi nay eh eh.

Jamina ah ah ah ah.
Jana mi nay
Janami na na
Jana mi eh..."

Reminds me of

Amman Ahkuba Anthony... & Dramindra, Mother India, Mad Dog

Even a baby in d womb knws Buhari is a nightmare!!

MichaelBukamzy:
Nigeria as a country, is the funniest comedian of the year.since the emergence of apc,the likes of basket mouth,Gordon and alibaba have been battling to gain ground on the comedy industry.

Hahahahahahaha........Nairaland comedians are d sickest.

Asowari:
the girl ugly how she carry win miss ghana

savagery

Its an outdoor phone...built ruggedly! I luv it. I tink our sambisa soldiers nids such device.

mamatayour:
Kcee's hair on the reverse

Half of d witch wey dey dis country na members for Nairaland. wizardery.!!!

God is Good..

RadicallyBlunt:
Her smile before the arrangement is better.

Witchery in 3D. Enemy of progress!!!

Impressive..

Beautiful..

For me.....dija no fat lyk dis o.

Mtcheeeewwwww!!!!!

When she replies u "I like u too"..

BrutalJab:
Hmmm something is really FISHING!

Ok o,...pls wen ar we goin FISHING??

No Time i even lyk slim girls sef.....i lyk dem plenty, dats y i luv my wife. She is Thick...