₦airaland Forum

haywire07:
Now, I agree with Magu who said Corona was caused by corruption.

I can't believe that right now, Chinese nationals are still being allowed into Nigeria.

I'm saying this because I just spotted a chinese who was picked at the airport yesterday. Infact, he is here with me.
I'm just so angry about how stupid and corrupt we can be individually because of money. I'm sure immigration at the airport must have turned their eyes when he arrived.

I'm having headache right now

All foreigners here right now have started using nose mask and no one wants to eat at the table

Modified : I want to assume my mind is playing tricks on me because I'm feeling feverish alongside the headache now

U'll be fine bro. Just mk sure u stay far from dem & always wash ur hands with soap regularly.

U didn't add one...

*THEY ALWAYS WANNA GET BLEEPED BY GIRLS.

I've received several msgs frm girls dat jst wanna bleep me & go der separate way.

Some, i fell for wen i noticed she's good looking, others i ignore.

Now am done wit all those sh*ts. I'm now married wit kids.
Gast focus on my family mehn.

Am a hustler,..btw, a fyn guy wit no hustle or cheese....nothing come out.

HOW?

Mumu banks,...

What is 19m naira.

People dey drop 200m for una hand una no dey report, na 19 metres.

Maybe d man no settle well sha

I strongly believe u're not a baby.
For d sake of ur sis & her marriage, do not tell anyone in ur family. Just look for a way to leave the house.

For those of u who thinks Marriage is ur calling.

Be guided oo, Marriage no be beans oo!!

Abia State

Jungle Justice Zonal Headquarters.

I just hope u haven't given him d money.

DTalented:
Nairaland Notorious Tribalists will be disappointed after checking the name of the fraudster.
See how neat the first page look because he is not Igbo. Had it been he is an Igbo man, it would have been filled with tribal comments
For NL owner to keep allowing tribal comments and posts on almost all threads, he indirectly supports Tribalism

Lame

Hope say him don collect finish before dem catch am?

Else him name na sorry

Some people take life too seriously.
What is wrong with d comment ni?
Abeg make she park one corner.
If men were God

Kyari79:
Thief stole Thiefs property

E get some people money wey u go thief ehn, ur life will never remain the same.

Maybe baba don go yahoo one mama pension money or kill one kind person with strong head take make money.

Make she dash am like 200k inside, that is if d money still remain.

Charmingrascal:
Once a bitch is always a bitch, so many things to investigate. I am very sure that Peruzzi was stil sleeping wit Chioma under Davido's roof. David should disengage that bitch & give her the 'baby mama' tittle. Ladies can't be trusted David should go & conduct paternity test on Ifeanyi ASAP. This is heart breaking, we love u David.

There's something about girls, they always have that guy they love & another they like.

From my angle, following Davido's attitude, that dude has issues with character. He's not romantic, forget about his songs & their lines, dude isn't romantic.
He is very stubborn & power drunk. (If u watch Wizkid & Davido very clearly, you'll understand Wizkid is more of the matured & comported type.

One major thing I know from childhood is; Money can't buy Love. It only enhances relationships.
It is better to be in love with someone who isn't that opulent then, later becomes rich than meeting someone who's already rich especially entertainers like Davido who has kids from different girls he never married,..how comfortable will Chioma be in the relationship even with the so much money.
The pretence & packaging in David/Chioma's case is too glaring even for a leigh man to notice.

I wish them Goodluck.

For me, quick ejaculation is a thing of the mind & position too.

He should take his mind off d sweetness of the sex.

Like me, I know how I position my partner when I don't wait to spend much time, therefore causing quick ejaculation.

The secret I know is Banana. I eat lots of it, I timed myself one day during sex with wifey & realized I spent 74mins (1hr 14mins) in performance.

Another way I discipline myself is; If she hasn't cum, I won't. And of course, u all knows what it takes for a woman to cum. Not an easy task.

Good sex has really boosted our love life & Family. I find it extremely difficult to cheat.

Goodluck to u guys.

Never underestimate the powers of Bananas.

He should just be eating it on a daily.

Thank me later.

Mile One Police Station.

The most criminal Police Station in Rivers State.

They have Very Bad Records!!

DEWORM yourself.

Tnk God for Instagram sha.
So many people for don go relegation.

Kiss kor, Gold Circle ni..
Only a virgin has d right to say no sex b4 marriage.
Only a mumu man will agree to that term!!
Nonsense & spices!!!!!!

I wonder d kind of issues some people bring online. Wats our fvckn bizness wit u & ur fiancee & pregnancy. Shebi u tell us wen una been dey fvck ni?

MJBOLT:

the lady is beautiful o,are you sure she's a nairalander?

Hahahahaha.....are u trying to say na worwor girls dey Nairaland?

lebron7:
Don't mind the o.p ohh
Avoid infinix, Tecno and itel

Love itel though

Ryocaj:
That Balenciaga cloth ehn na touts trademark.. lol.. them get slay mamas sef.. we call then Green Lanterns over here.. na so dem go dey on light for night..

Ah swear

Madam, talk ur own bad side,

U didn't say anything wrong about urself.

I am a married man, from experience.... I can tell u ain't telling d full story.

If I catch dat person wey say NIGERIA IS D GIANT OF AFRICA ehn!!

joshepade:
She can only get that as a spirit husband.

My belle oo

Very Good.

At least, before Baba go leave office, e go don reach $200b

We die here!!

Even Pastors na scoroh men.

OK na.

Local men, see their igbotic dressing.

Racoon:
Nice one! Let him feel the heat.OUK always shouting of corruption is now convicted of corruption.Guy won award ystdy & enter prison today.

Abeg when will
-Abdullahi Adamu(Former Gov.Nassarawa),
-Rotimi Amaechi(Former Gov.Rivers),
-Matarkada Wammaco(Former Gov.Sokoto),
-Adams Oshiomole(Former Gov.Edo) etc be convicted of their own corruption cases with the EFCC?

That of Adams is worse. The guy is just a specialist in Election Rigging.

Sometimes, I wonder why he was once a Labour Leader.

I sincerely can't take some kind of risks to make money,...there are better ways to cash out.

Let's just say someone else did it then instructed her with a threat that if caught, she should put it on her dad.

What do I even know