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Politics / Re: Oshiomhole’s Posters, Pictures Removed From APC National Secretariat by Platony(m): 6:20pm On Jun 27, 2020
But wait oo, wetin Obaseki go tell Pa BUHARI sef?

Immediately Obaseki go see BUHARI come back, na em dem remove Oshiomole.

Inside life. undecided undecided
Nairaland / General / Re: See The Python I Killed In My Street This Morning by Platony(m): 6:05pm On Jun 27, 2020
Wey d goat na?

Goat we no see, dissection we no see. Abi d goat dey ur pocket? grin grin
Politics / Re: Police Bar Waziri Bulama From Party Secretariat by Platony(m): 11:41pm On Jun 25, 2020
APC is too disorganized... angry angry
Food / Re: What Could Be The Cause Of These Rotten Eggs, Please? by Platony(m): 11:18pm On Jun 25, 2020
Was it stored in the refrigerator?

Eggs hate hot room temperature. It's as if u've been keeping the eggs in the kitchen & worst of it all, the container u stored the eggs in is covered. No ventilation, Why?

Next time, buy an egg crate (plastic) keep it far from your cooker. Be it Gas or Electric,....just avoid heat but refrigeration is best though.

U can be buying half crate which is 15pcs or full crate, depending on ur consumption within a short while.

U no suppose even keep eggs more than a wk before consumption so you'll be having fresh eggs always.

Meanwhile Egg wey dey very fresh (the one dem just bring from poultry wey fowl just lay). If u boil am...d shell dey hard to peel as e go dey peel d egg follow body. But 4 frying,...no shaking. Na wen e don stay for about 3-4 days e dey mk sense for boiling because by then, d shell go jst dey comot jejely after u don boil am for 7mins come soak am for cold water (no be fridge water o) till d hotness don calm down. When u peel am, ur egg go come fine like one beautiful Owerri girl.

wink wink

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Crime / Re: Video Of Hushpuppi Being Arrested In Dubai Posted By Dubai Media Office by Platony(m): 7:33pm On Jun 25, 2020
Too much show off..... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Chris Hemsworth, Netflix React To Ikorodu Bois "Extraction" Movie Remake by Platony(m): 7:27pm On Jun 25, 2020
Wow..... shocked

Dis is EPIC cool
Foreign Affairs / Re: Tanzanite: Saniniu Laizer, Tanzanian Miner Becomes Overnight Millionaire by Platony(m): 7:23pm On Jun 25, 2020
Hustle dey pay.

Na just TIME wink
Politics / Re: Plot To ‘Bring Back’ Obaseki To APC Thickens by Platony(m): 7:47pm On Jun 18, 2020
APC is a very useless party.

No coordination at all. angry angry
Properties / Re: Lady Demands Refund Of Rent After Flood Destroys Her Property In Lagos by Platony(m): 7:39pm On Jun 18, 2020
The best time to buy land or rent a house is during rainy season... undecided
Celebrities / Re: Sandra Achums Celebrates Her 47th Birthday by Platony(m): 7:37pm On Jun 18, 2020
With dis post I've been able to spot some indomie generation kids grin grin

My crush da yr..Sandra Achums wink
Sports / Re: TB Joshua: Angel Gomes Reacts To His Viral Video by Platony(m): 11:48am On Jun 17, 2020
My brother, u get strength to listen to people trash??

Na dem dey feed u?.
U owe no one any fvkin explanation angry
Politics / Re: Osita Okechukwu Hails Oshiomole's Suspension by Platony(m): 11:45am On Jun 17, 2020
Fear politicians oo.

I am just imagining what Obaseki must have told Pa Buhari about Oshiomole.

Oshiomole started acting like a god in APC.
Inside life.... undecided
So laidis na, Oshiomole don comot as National Chairmo. grin grin
Politics / Re: APC Governors Seek Soft Landing For Obaseki by Platony(m): 8:10pm On Jun 14, 2020
Laidis, i value d comments pass d news.

How i go waste my energy read APC long epistle. D APC wey i know? Abi anoda one?

I don settle APC mata tey tey. Na scam!!
Phones / Re: Which Android Phone Can I Afford With 20,000? by Platony(m): 7:55pm On Jun 14, 2020
A new phone for dat amount definitely won't give u wat u need. Look 4 a good fairly used phone to buy. NO GO BUY PHONE WEY DEM THIEF OO.
Crime / Re: Beauty Queens Join NGO To Protest Against Rape In Convoy Of Exotic Cars In Abuja by Platony(m): 12:33am On Jun 13, 2020
Drizzy5001:
Lol..the Toyota Hilux is more expensive than that BMW

So Toyota Hilux is now an exotic car abi?
Crime / Re: Beauty Queens Join NGO To Protest Against Rape In Convoy Of Exotic Cars In Abuja by Platony(m): 7:26pm On Jun 10, 2020
Funny OP.
Exotic cars indeed. undecided

TOYOTA, Exotic??

The only small Exotic car there is the BMW.
Poverty na sin sha!!

Poverty go mk HONDA PRELUDE look like Crosstour undecided

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Politics / Re: Aregbesola Commissions 10 Fire Fighter Trucks Worth N1.8 Billion (Photos) by Platony(m): 7:17pm On Jun 10, 2020
Which means 1 is 180mil. Hmmm, una try oo.

Looting specialists undecided undecided
Phones / Re: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by Platony(m): 7:13pm On Jun 10, 2020
Na pple wey dey use these phones go bother.....if dem like mk dey do 80GB RAM & 200 Megapixel camera, no vex....I no use.

Only Samsung users will understand. undecided
Phones / Re: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by Platony(m): 7:10pm On Jun 10, 2020
SAMSUNG for life!!.

Wetin concern me undecided
Phones / Re: Tecno, Infinix And Itel Are Not Used In China Where They Are Produced by Platony(m): 7:08pm On Jun 10, 2020
chatinent:
Yawns
Legen-dary grin grin

Lemme yawn with u cool
Car Talk / Re: Toyota Corolla Or Mini Bus Suzuki. Which One Is Suitable For Transport Business? by Platony(m): 3:40pm On May 11, 2020
Olunmercy56:
I love that Toyota is okay and durable, I have many friends using it. I pray that God will send helpers to buy it for me.
So u cannot pray to that same God to provide means for u to be able to buy it urself abi?.

Dey there dey wait for who go guy motor for u.
Family / Re: How Can I Win My Wife's Heart Back? by Platony(m): 1:22am On May 02, 2020
LilMissFavvy:
Fake story, only a maddd woman would tolerate all this. Because a woman with brain who should experience half of this, is supposed to divorce you or gang up with her children and make life miserable for you, till you develop high BP. Is it now that you are an old man that your wife should accept you back? After you have wasted your years and youth on side chicks? You should be abandoned to loneliness in old age, you should be chased out of that house, Nigeria is a terrible country for a woman to marry into.

Bro, no call am fake oo,....Things dey happen o

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Crime / Re: Two Neighbours In Bloody Fight In Enugu During Lockdown by Platony(m): 7:38am On Apr 18, 2020
No be person wey don chop belleful dey fight?

MUMU MEN!! sad
Foreign Affairs / Re: Wild Boars Roam Israeli City Under Coronavirus Lockdown (pix) by Platony(m): 7:27am On Apr 18, 2020
aviona:
Bush meat!
Make dem no com play play roam enter Nigeria under this lockdown.
Next thing one person with singlet go upload selfie �, come write topic put.

Please, what is the name of the animal that owns this bone I'm eating?

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nigeria: No Police, No Military, No Media. Just An Order. (photos) by Platony(m): 7:22am On Apr 18, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
The country that is the giant of Africa is called Nigeria. It is located in the western part of Africa. It is rich in mineral resources and has one of the strongest army in the world. It has over 200million inhabitants. It was established in 1914 and got her independence from the British in 1960.

U try! sad
Politics / Re: Abba Kyari Is Dead! by Platony(m): 7:08am On Apr 18, 2020
favor2016:
RIP....My people, Corona virus is real, pls stay safe

Most people in this country still don't believe there's anything of such.

May God grant them wisdom cry
Romance / Re: She Dumped Me For Her Ex, Shattered Me Into Irredeemable Pieces by Platony(m): 11:35pm On Apr 15, 2020
Learner!! grin grin

U never even see Heartbreak, u dey complain.
If some people here tell u their own Heartbreak story ehn, u go drink wine for ur own.

GUYS, NEVER EVER LOVE A WOMAN TOTALLY, NEVER!!

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Politics / Re: Nigerians With Over N5,000 In Bank Won’t Get Palliatives - FG by Platony(m): 10:52pm On Apr 15, 2020
Mumu minister, Mumu Government, Mumu Country!!

U're simply telling people to empty their accounts so dey can get d money.

Abi no be dis Nigeria again?

MUMU PEOPLE!!!! angry angry
Education / Re: Can You Solve This Math Question? by Platony(m): 10:43pm On Apr 15, 2020
Mtcheeeew! Even Banks no dey do dis kind calculation take do transactions.

All these mumu maths dem tk disturb us for University. angry angry

Las las, Hustle oo, no be by x^y things o

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Religion / Re: The Monitor Lizard I Killed For My Easter Celebration (Easter Sunday) by Platony(m): 10:55pm On Apr 12, 2020
All I have to say is;

Nice Picture Quality.
Politics / Re: Nigeria: No Police, No Military, No Media. Just An Order. (photos) by Platony(m): 7:07pm On Apr 12, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
The country that is the giant of Africa is called Nigeria. It is located in the western part of Africa. It is rich in mineral resources and has one of the strongest army in the world. It has over 200million inhabitants. It was established in 1914 and got her independence from the British in 1960.
Mtcheewwww!!!!
Politics / Re: Nigeria: No Police, No Military, No Media. Just An Order. (photos) by Platony(m): 9:22pm On Apr 09, 2020
GreatResearcher1:
THIS IS NIGERIA aka THE GIANT OF AFRICA.

NO POLICE, NO MILITARY, NO MEDIA, NO CCTV, NO FINE. JUST ORDER

UNLIKE DUBAI WHERE THEY HAVE CCTV TO MONITOR PEOPLE VIOLATING THE #STAY_AT_HOME AND ALSO A FINE FOR THOSE VIOLATING THE ORDER

Which country is Giant of Africa??

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