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well she has to submit her cv to us first. I must tell u that we have a very long list of people to kidnap

we offer excellent kidnapping services

yeh-----uncle u don killi me

hahahaha

I STRONGLY BELIEVE THAT IS HIGH TIME NIGERIANS START LEARNING THE ART OF SELF DEFENSE AND BOMB MAKING,
DELIVER IT TO TOP GOVT. PERSONNELS AND WHEN THEY GET IT, IT GOES BOOOM/, LETS KILL ALLL THESE EVIL BITCHES MAKING OUR FUTURE LOOK BLURRY

PLEASE SUBMIT YOUR CV TO AYUSMAN FOR KIDNAPPING CONSIDERATIONS.
WE OFFER IMMEDIATE KIDNAPMENT TO THE BEST C.VS.
IT IS OUR PLEASURE TO KIDNAP U.

They quite comfortable and money aint really an issue to them ,
my aunt is naturally greedy, GOD KNOWS I AM NOT LIEING, she would prefer storing food in the fride till it gets bad.
I don't hate her, naaaah, i actually feel pity for her

yeah tunisians are fine

UGO, YOU ARE GOOD, I KNOW THERE IS STILL ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT, YOU ARE TOOOO MUCH JOOOO!!!
JUST KEEP WORKING AND LEARNING NEW STUFFS.

I am reallly sick and tired of guys complaining bout naija chicks or saying that they are this and that, i think naija girls are the best because my mom is a nigerian, my sista is a nigerian, my lovely sweety is a nigerian, telll me if an american or european girl would take care of you the way naija girls would take care of you,
european bitches go dey find divorce while naija girls na for betta for worse,
Any guy that thinks that all naija girls are useless are simply loosers.

I am not trying to gain any accolades or side the ladies, I just wanna say the truth, i love naija girl,
followed by brazilian and tunisians.

I LIVED WITH MY UNCLE FOR A MONTH OR MORE BUT HER WIFE MADE MY STAY VERY PAINFUL.
CAN YOU IMAGINE THAT SHE DOES NOT OFFER ME NOTHING TO EAT OR ASK HOW I AM FARING.
AFTER A STRESSFUL DAY, I COME BACK AND THERE IS NOTHING TO EAT AND SOMETIMES TO DRINK (water).
HER CHILDREN EATS IN THE HOUSE BUT THEY DON'T KEEP FOR ME, I HAVE LEARNED TO EAT OUTSIDE, EVEN THOUGH I DID NOT BUDGET FOR THAT, I GUESS I JUST HAD TO DEAL WITH IT.

THIS STRUGGLE GOTS TO END

PLEASE IF HAVE HAD ANY EXPERIENCE LIKE THAT PLEASE say it here.

i hear am that time

A woman was sitting on a windowsill on the 35th floor of a building. She was about to commit suicide. The police surrounded the bottom of the building telling her NOT to jump. Her husband was in the room with her and kept trying to stop her. She got nervous and fell, yet she did not get or hurt or even a scratch. Why?
Answer:
She fell INTO her room instead of out the window!




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If you are about to meet a girl for the first time in a PUBLIC PLACE she comes along with her friends,
I actually know a guy that was to meet a girl and instead of the girl coming alone, she came with 2 of her friends, the guy just walked out on them cos he did not make plans for 2.

THERE WAS A TIME I FOUND PARTICLES IN MY FANTA BOTTLE, IT WAS LIKE CATARRH MIXED WITH COB-WEBS, THE BAD THING WAS THAT I HAD ALREADY STARTED DRINKING IT BEFORE I DISCOVERED IT

2 KITCHENS
A SITTING ROOM
BALCONY
2 BEDROOMS.

FOR 3 MILLION/ANNUM

THE PRICE IS NEGOTIATABLE.

Please i will like to know if its okay to share your dirty past with your spouse?

I ASK THIS QUESTION COS I KNOW A GIRL THAT HAS HAD TWO ABORTIONS AND I JUST CAN'T HELP BUT WONDER IF HER HUSBAND IS GONNA FIND OUT BEFORE HE MARRIES HER OR IF ITS GONNA BE A SECRET FOREVER.

This girl is soooo sooooooooooooo pretty that your eyes will pop when you see her,

that is sooo true, why do you ladies develope pot bellies nowadays?

the youngest of the siblings is bout 12-15 *not sure*

MARRY THE SECOND GUY
you can always apologize to the first guy later

the parents of the wife are not dead but quite old.
I personally don't think is the responsibility of the man to take care of the wife's sibling though

can we please stay on the topic

even if nigeria qualifies for the world cup, they would be knocked out in the first round.

blah, d/k

Which one is more preferable,
Good looks with bad character
OR average/bad looks with a very good attitude.

i personally prefer average looks with a goood character cis i have had too many bad girls and all they ever loved was the stacks,

yeah he has the money, the guy is rich, i mean really rich but i think there is something i am not being told,
maybe he already had a fight with his wife and decided to show his anger by not assisting her familia, idk

thE WIND IS THE ONLY THING THAT MOVES UNDER THE SUN WITHOUT SHADOWS

My friend (a married man) had a fight with his wife simply because he (the husband) refused to pay the school fees of the wife's siblings. This happened some months ago but i just wan know if its also the responsibility of the man to take care of his spouses' FAMILY,
He confided in me but unknown to him, his wife already told me about it long before he told me, *chuckles*

i WILL GIVE ANSWERS AS SOON AS THEIR ARE 10 REPLIES

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DOES THE EARHT MOVE?

A COWboy rode to an in On Friday, stayed for two days and checked out on Friday. How come?

2. WHAT MOVES UNDER THE SUN WITHOUT CASTING SHAWDOWS?