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I've always wanted to commit suicide without going to hell!!
Can't wait to fly a nigerian made jet...

But on a serious note, this is a great innovation if its trueoooo ooh!

You don't just go about trying to change someone to fit your "perfect image".
Wasn't she over weight before you met her??... Yet you still went for her like that right??

I know people like you and you are the kinda person I wld dread like a plague!!

If she is comfortable with her weight then why do you want to go about making her insecure.

Please take a chill pill and let her be.
If u can't cope, then quit d relationship and go find ur ms. Perfect body!!!

Lagos is a cool place!
Though most of the govt policies tend to favour the rich/middle class.

I'm not from lagos but I own a house here, I club here, I make money here, I fuccck bad bitttches here, I smoke lagos weeeed (which is one of d best I ever smoked).... I've been at the receiving end of tribalism but that RARELY ever happens.

All in all... Lagos is a great place to live... If you're staying in lagos, play by the rules!!

Well, I could care less about them but I really wish they don't always have to come to my place....

You know, initially they thought life begins and ends in that their fucking school!!

But now they know no man is an island....

*hope I posted this in the right section!!... If not, abeg help me move am to the right spot*

Day four without light!
We had to turn off the gen during the day in order to carry out maintenance.
They brought the light for light 15 minutes around 11 pm.
The frige don melt finish and its just plain sad...

I think this is one of the worst so far cos the longest (to d best of ma memory) we have been without light is like 2-3 days!!

tired

For the past three days we haven't had light!
I stay in isaac john strt, ikeja. (lagos)

We've been blowing gen for the past 3 days and I don't know how long we can keep up...

So how's the power situation in your area??

Is this blackout affecting only people in ikeja or is it nation wide?

[quote author=arab-bunkum]I prefer not to disclose my pay packages here. I hope you will understand me on this and ask other questions if you still have any.[/quote]Yeah you don't have to!
Thank you!

Beauty is in d eye of d beholder!
She doesn't cut it for me!
I like dark chicks though!

Any kidnapper that gets caught is a big fool!!

When I saw "confessions"... I was expecting to read explicit details of their raunchy seexxx affairs with many men while they were in NDA....

Highly disappointed.

There is nothing there!
I can disclose my pay...

[quote author=arab-bunkum]#That information is totally wrong.[/quote]Maybe that's what they pay people in his division!

[quote author=Trvlla'c]I met one of them he told me everything.he complain of poor condition of service-salary #24,459:00.[/quote]That can't be possible!
That's a paltry sum!!...
Better than being unemployed though!

peziz: Are you the husband?

Are nairalanders this dumb?..... Can't u see the big picture he is painting?

Thanks to arab-bunkum, we now know more!!!!! More grease to elbow sire

big mo: @ OP congratulations for making d frontpage. Next topic pls.

I always make front page u numb skull!!

@ arab-bunkum

It seems you truly know what you're saying about the dangote stuff!
First of all, I want to congratulate you and other sucessful applicants.

I had to ask about the job cos if you remember well, it generated a lot of ummmm..dust here on nairaland...

I'm glad you're doing well.

There was also a big debate about the pay!
Was it up to 150k as speculated by most of us!!?

This story isn't credible!!
How many of you googled "how much is a stinger missle"??...... Its about 200 thousand usd or less.
Why are they claiming 40million??

That's the first loophole I picked in the story, then I stopped reading!!

Wendyphil: Not fair!!!! It should have gone to Miss Imo...Proudly Imolite...We rock!!!
Congrats to her though.

Umu ashawo

Yeah u right sha!
I juss wanted to know wat d experience has been like!!

It generated a lot of debate back then naaah and I supported the initiative and I also know many nairalanders applied!!

Make them gist us as e dey go naah!

Its been months since the "dangote graduate driver" opportunity came up.

Did any member of nairaland get the job??
Do you know anyone that got the job??

I don't know anyone that got the job!... Was it even real? Or was it just a ploy to spite the nigerian educational system and fan his ego...

I can imagine him saying something like this;"I never went to school but I've hired so many graduates; even my truck drivers are graduates"........

Please if you got the job or know someone that did get the job... Or even someone that knows someone that got the job!... Please do come share with us.
What has the experience being so far??

Was it up to expectation?

There nothing special about this nah!

Just an average house any average joe can build!!...

I'm not refuting that hard work pays though!

All the hoes, hookahs, biiitches, whores, broads and slutss I know have multiple piercings... Some have tats.
Some wear annklets and waist chains....

Anyone with the combination of all of them is prolly hiv positive!!... Hehe!!

I'm not judging, I'm juss stating my observation!

[quote author=Mynd_44]the day you will run into a military patrol car is the day you will heed that warning[/quote]Like I give a Bleep about the military patrol??..

olusolami: since when does the number of holes in one's ear lobes mean she is wayward. my dear, i have seen an unpierced earlobe with multiple manhood in womancinch on several occasions that i think she deserves a crowning. piercing is a choice and attitude towards life. i av two and each one meant a phase in my life; could have done tattoos but im partial about it.
so...im just saying sha!

Everybody is now forming, "I have multiple piercing but I don't do bad"

angelseddy: Well, I have 2 piercings and I get only good and responsible men.I and my friends got our 2nd piercings while we were still virgins. Its cool and its a matter of choice. Am not slutty in anyway and take it or leave it I and my frnds rep ourselves well! Duh!!

Yeah yeah!!

lepasharon: @ OP You need to travel more,backward thinker

I personified this post to naija babes alone!!... Too bad you can't read.

In some parts of the world (like india) its a cultural thing.

If you were more exposed, then you'd realize dat I just raised a valid point and its not backward thinking!

djeezy: It's obvious op is a perv. And it's offensive because it has become a habit. If your wife stares at men's.......Will u be happy? But seriously there are some bum bum you definiteLy will stare at. Holy, holy, holy. Amen.

Ohhh yeah I'm a perrrv!!

I'm addicted to staring at women's ass (especially sizeables ones) whenever I'm on the road.
I can't drive past a voluptuous woman without actually looking back or using the mirror. Luckily for me, I've never had any form of accident while driving as a result of this distraction!

I haven't had any reason to be worried about this my bad habit (and I do it codedly when I'm with a respectable persone) but sometimes I can't help but wonder if it will continue after I get married or if it will stop as I get older!! I really don't want my future wife nagging me over another lady's asss.

Will you be offended if your boifreidn or husband stares at another ladies asssss??.....


Don't ask me what comes to ma mind wen I stare!!

Hmmm.. So I'm not d only one sharing same thoughts!!... #double_hmmm

jhydebaba: Are u a learner

Education is free in all SUBEB schools in lagos.

Nur-secondary school!!