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Bleep messi and fuCccck football!!

collynzo2: OP you be confirmed jew man.

A very big confam fool.... Confam fool na wetin dis wan be!

Chai!....

What can I say?
You're not only a coward but a big fool too!

[quote author=Okija_juju]Suspect List..


1. Ex-PHCN Staff

2. Recently laid-off PHCN Staff

3. Ex-Militants

4. Vandals..

5. ACN|APC|CPC|ANPP Supporters & Politicians.. [/quote]I stay in GRA ikeja and this has been a rampant occurence.
Though the vandals do not destroy the transformers, they take one big wire like that and I think they re-sell it.

We had to move the transformer within the compound and GRA residents decided to start up a security watch.. We hired a private security team to patrol GRA.

So far, the vandalism has reduced (to d best of my knowledge)

Where she last seen?
Who was she last seen with?
She's 5 years old, where were her guardians??

One thing about missing children is that most times, the kidnapper is someone they know and trust!!

The answer isn't always too far!

She was kidnapped on the 9th and today is twenty something!!
The longer it takes the slimmer the chances of finding her alive!!....
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I will write a response to this post!!

I've never witnessed any accident on that road sha.... Though I rarely pass there!

Skelewu skeelelelelelwu

Meeen I hate nigerian doctors with passion!
Especially their so called consultants!
They are proud, arrogant and they don't know much!!
They can never ever agree that they're not able to carry out a procedure; rather they will carry it out and end up wrecking the patient's life!!

Naija doctor's suck big timer.
The only thing they know how to diagnose is malaria and typhoid and even self they go misdiagnose that one!!

Fucccck nigerian doctors especially the home grown ones...

They shouldve hanged him immediately nah!

So you're trying to tell us that pastors should have immunity??

What pastor biodun did is not a crime. He didn't break any laws of the land so I have no issue with him.

Morally wrong but legally right!!

This is a work of fiction!
Can't you all see Or use that ur small brain atleast!!!

Whoever wrote this must be loving the fact that there are lots of semi-literate folks on nairaland.

This is a well renovated local airport but using it as an international airport too is just repulsive.

Enugu airport does not operate at night and they don't have instrument landing approach facilities!...

Please how is this an international airport??

Aluu emee!!

I just hope they upgraded the airport facilities in order for them to be able to operate at night and also enable instrument landing approach!!

If they haven't done that, then this airport is just a big disgrace!!

Chinwem: The little boy on the far left is confused. Why is he pouting his lips like a girl?? Or is that a girl
Little children should just smile and be children abeg. Forget the useless poses that adults do

Bitter lemon!!

I don't buy this whole shinanigan!

Maybe this guy has ulterior motives!
Maybe he is a pedophile looking for a rural community where no one wld question him..... #just saying!

But its a nice initiative though..

My recommendation:

Nice attempt but I'd have to say that this song isn't a hit.

Its a good song no doubt but not a hit.
Shooting a video for this song would be waste of money.

I'd recommend you use that money for radio and club promo.

Let ur name be heard first before making a video with your future hit single.

The song is good though and I had it on repeat but from all my years of experience, I'd strongly recommend you dump d idea of shooting a video if you don't have some measure of popularity yet!!

Blessmira: Dats why i like Naija. Nobody cares a fig wether u ar wearin a Loubotin boot or a Diamond stud. Wear a Bathroom slippers n come, e no concern anybody as long as u can pay 4 d fuckin item.
Long Live fellow Nigerians!!!

U wrong man!
Sometime last year, I walked into this exotic music store in shoprite ikeja (upstairs)
I actually wanted to get a grand piano (which is pretty expensive) for a client but due to simple way I was dressed, the store owner or shop girl (I no know which one ) was really really rude to me!!..

When I wanted to check the specs of the piano, she refused...
She even denied me opportunity of sending the picture of what I wanted to buy to my client
I didn't argue or say ish.. Just quietly walked out...

So this shiiit happens everywhere man!

adaobi123: She has lived in America for some time now.....

Oh really??

Damn.... The girl got me fantasizing!!
Those muscles!!

Calabar's own took my breath away!

I've been opportuned to be there and I tell ya, its the bestest state I've been to so far!

Aba, is a dump
Onitsha, is a pig sty
Ibadan is a rusty old town
Benin, is messed up!
Maiduguri is infrastructurally "bankrupt"

That being said, I don't think this picture is a true representation of the capitals'!

I gotta confess, I really really find this girl sexy!...
Met her once at the police gym (ikeja). Didn't know she was the one then she was an instant turn on to me... Really tall and well built.. God I couldn't stop staring with the corner of my eyes!!

She also has a couple of tatoos on her back.... That almost made me cuuum... This biitch is my biggest sports crush of all time!!

But she speaks with a foreign accent!.. Did she grow in naija at all...

I believe this is largely accurate.
I watch crime shows on cbs reality and sometimes, the hand writing of a criminal can give an insight into his personality.

The hand writing of someone with a sinister motive often have different characteristics from a cheerful person...

This might not be 100 percent all the time but believe me when I say that its correct most of the times!!

Mr Aboki: I guess it is only fair to say 'M-lee is now swimming with the fishes'..

R.I.P Nigerian Student..
Maybe, Just maybe if he had stayed and studied instead to partying... #Just Maybe..

Is there anything wrong with partying with white bittttches??.... Does he deserve to die cos of dt bullshit??

django1: If there are pastures in aba,they would be there and still mess you up. Still.

Bro, I wouldn't mess with aba and anambra...

I really wish we all could just get along!!

2 shotz would never hit a woman.
I've known him for over 10 years!.. He just doesn't fit the profile of a woman beater!!

I doubt if he's the one beverly is referring to!

I like this woman, I like her guts and her honesty... She's the kinda people I like associating with... People like her are often kind and easy going once u get to behind the curtain!!

Nigerians are hypocrites to the core no doubt!!

The most religious country.. Yet one of the most fucccccked up!!

I am not against this at all!!
It even benefitted a good friend of mine.
The babies sold are not stolen babies.
Rather, they are unwanted babies mostly by women who don't want abortion and still wanna make good money on the side ....

Actually I think this should be regulated by the government.... In the sense that the families buying the baby should be checked

Seriously oooh, I am not against this!!

Ayoobscom: So this fire! fire! fire! they shout in their prayers is gradually echoing in their daily habits..

Wicked if you cannot tolerate the 11 years old girl imperfections why not simply return her to her parents

Rot in hell people are saying is so wrong,

But woman,may you never have such distructive courage again, and may you be blessed with compassionate heart henceforth,so you may act compensating and find Allah's forgiveness..

If you never stole meat from your mommy's pot please raise up your hand?

I never ever stole any meat..... Why would I steal what is mine??
My mom never hoaded stuffs like that.... If u want it and we have it, then go take it!!

Thumbs up to whoever produced this.
We r not there yet but with more innovative minds like yours, we'd be there....hopefully in my life time!!

Can't wait for d movie!!

He was captured yesterday..
I was on my way to the studio when I saw two vehicles (toyota sienna) loaded fully with police men and speeding towards the police headquaters in ikeja... At first I was scared think there was a serious battle but I later confirmed that it was an armed robber that they captured from ibadan that they were bringing in!!

This can't be true!!

How can a 17 year old woman strangle a 26 year old man??

How can a man have sex 6 times a day??

I'm a guy and trust me, I love sexxx and I hit it a lot but 6 times a day??.... That's impossible!!

I stand to be corrected though!!

If truly it was the girl that murdered him, then we are yet to know d true story!!

I've always seen pictures of that princess juliana airport... Wooooow.....
Now that's one heck of a risky approach!!

MODs, FRONT PAGE...... NOW!!!!

Very interesting read.... And scary too!!

Thumbs up to the poster.

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