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WATCH: How South Africa would like without foreigners.
How South Africa would like without foreigners..
This funny TV advert produced by Nando's restaurant was banned in South Africa in 2012, is now going viral now because of the recent xenophobic attacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovJJziepuRY

Japanese Late-Night Show Makes Guys Sing Karaoke While Getting Handjobs
This is a segment from a Japanese variety show hosted by actor/comedian Yoshimi Tokui, challenging male contestants to make it through a karaoke while being manually stimulated by beautiful, professional women. Meanwhile, the hosts are in the studio laughing at them, and onscreen captions indicate when they’ve “finished.”

The most awkward part in a contest that is nothing but awkward parts has to be the camera panning down to the sad little puddles of cum on the floor after each finish. The semen is pixelated to make it safe for TV, because we wouldn’t want to risk offending any viewers of the handjob karaoke show.

1 million yen—roughly $10,000—was on offer for any contestant who could score 90 points. Not surprisingly, the money didn’t get paid out: The winner finished with 74.

I guess you could call that an unhappy ending.
I hope Nigeria wont degenerate to this level, considering the way girls dress nowadays.
WATCH VIDEOS HERE;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksSXkOL0fe0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR8zyzxvuU4

People in Katsina looting NEW motorbikes from a broken down truck.
It rumored that the truck and content belongs to the Kastina State Govt House.
The people are serious moving the okada ooooooo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cfT52A86v5A

SOUTH AFRICAN LADY SPEAKS OUT ON THE REASON FOR KILLING FOREIGNERS ESPECIALLY NIGERIANS
We kill black “foreigners" because 'OUR CHILDREN DON'T HAVE WORK'. An elderly woman from ‪#‎Jeppestown‬ explains why they want the foreigners especially NIGERIANS out of the area because their children are unemployed.
WATCH:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRUMjh3TK7s

How King Goodwill Zwelithini Started Xenophobia in South Africa.

WATCH HIS SPEECH HERE:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nbDnWnx9ZQ
In the presence of both Police Minister Nathi Nhleko and provincial MEC Willies Mchunu, the king was reported to have told a gathering that it was time foreigners were told to return to their countries. The king accused them of messing up the country’s towns by hanging their fake clothing brands on the streets.

ere are his quotes.
“Now when you walk down the street you can’t recognise a shop you used to know because it has been taken over by foreigners who mess it up by hanging up rags,” the king said.

“I think the people who’re complaining are misinterpreting his speech. He didn’t say foreigners must be attacked or harassed. The king was talking about foreigners who are here illegally. Some are involved in serious crimes like drug and human trafficking. We don’t need such people in our country so the king is right.”

Zulu King Godwill Zwelithi’s utterances on March 23rd launched the Zenophobic attacks in South Africa and he had refused to apologize, even after finding out that his people have maimed, killed and destroyed businesses belonging to black foreigners. He’s still insisting that foreigners should go back to their countries but tried to save face by saying attacking the foreigners is not how to chase them away. He wants the government to do it legally.

During a speech last month, Zwelithini called for the deportation of foreign nationals living in the country, saying it was unacceptable locals were being made to compete with people from other countries for the few economic opportunities they had available. King Zwelithi said “foreigners must pack their bags and go home”.

His three major complaints and why he wanted foreigners to go were; 1. SA traders in the townships said they could not compete with the prices that foreign-owned businesses were selling their products. 2; foreigners involved in crime. 3. Lack of respect shown by foreigners to locals.

Addressing Pongolo community members during a moral regeneration event, Zwelithini accused government of failing to protect locals from the “influx of foreign nationals”. He said;

“Most government leaders do not want to speak out on this matter because they are scared of losing votes. As the king of the Zulu nation, I cannot tolerate a situation where we are being led by leaders with no views whatsoever.

“We are requesting those who come from outside to please go back to their countries. The fact that there were countries that played a role in the country’s struggle for liberation should not be used as an excuse to create a situation where foreigners are allowed to inconvenience locals. I know you were in their countries during the struggle for liberation. But the fact of the matter is you did not set up businesses in their countries.”

His comments were widely condemned with the SA DA describing it “highly irresponsible’ ‘Particularly given the recent spate of xenophobic attacks in South Africa, he should do the right thing – retract and apologise,”

He didn’t and his spokesman went on record to say the King had nothing to apologize for, that he meant every word he said.

“I think the people who’re complaining are misinterpreting his speech. He didn’t say foreigners must be attacked or harassed. The king was talking about foreigners who are here illegally. Some are involved in serious crimes like drug and human trafficking. We don’t need such people in our country so the king is right.” His spokesman said

Vin Diesel Sings ‘See You Again’ For Paul Walker At The MTV Movie Awards.
Feel all the emotions as Vin Diesel sings ‘See You Again’ for Paul Walker at the 2015 MTV Movie Awards.
Vin Diesel Sings ‘See You Again’ For Paul Walker At The MTV Movie Awards.
Imagine that your brother died a few months back and you have to talk about the movie you made together all the time, all the movies, you hear and see his name and face everywhere and you have to talk about him, missing him, how to go on without him....That must be so hard.... I have a hard time seeing Vin fighting the tears and trying to ignore the hurt.
I have so much respect for the whole Fast&Furious team.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WDgFxpd6jE

Korede Bello is an emerging pop artiste, but his biggest hit to date is ‘GodWin’, where he expressly sang about God’s blessings.

He even said in a Nation Newspaper interview that the song and its success is his greatest achievement in life so far,

My greatest achievement is to be glorifying God with my song. I recently released a new single called Godwin, and it is being received massively globally and that is my greatest achievement. Whenever people are happily dancing to my song, it really makes me happy. You know, to be able to do a song that the old, and young would be able to listen to and dance to but still be able to glorify God really goes a long way. I am very proud of that and it’s really overwhelming.”

It’s no surprise then that he’s been called to perform far and wide, even in places of worship.

The Island branch of HICC – Harvesters International Christian Center in Lekki, Lagos had Korede perform alongside its choir members for their Easter Sunday evening concert.

Here’s a video of the performance:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCLeES-DUl0

‘What the f*** just happened..?’ the bemused rapper asked as Madonna waltzed off stage

Drake may have planned to perform his song entitled ‘Madonna’ during his headline set at Coachella with the Queen of Pop herself, but he clearly had no idea about what the star had in store for him.

Drake, sat on a chair with his hands on his lap, had his head tilted backwards by the ‘Like a Prayer’ singer as she moved to stand behind him. Madonna then bent over Drake and proceeded to kiss him and rub his chest, while the audience cheered.
Was it staged? Did she accidentally bite his tongue? Or was it verging on harassment?

Only two people appear to know what really happened when Madonna fulfilled her long wish of planting a dramatic kiss on Drake’s mouth midway through his set at Coachella in California.

The rapper screwed up his face and wiped his mouth following the Queen of Pop’s surprise on-stage play midway through his rendition of his specially dedicated new song “Madonna”. Perhaps not a reaction the Queen of Pop was expecting, but one “the internet” has since obsessed over.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQOwjo9n5TQ

ELECTION IRREGLARITIES DURING APRIL 11th Governorship Election UYO
BALLOT BOXES WERE CARTED AWAY, GOVERNORSHIP ASPIRANT LOCKED OUT OF INEC HEADQUARTERS AND SUBSEQUENT PROTESTS
Umana calls for outright cancellation of Saturday's Poll.
Protest currently rocking the city of Uyo, Akwa Ibom State. APC supporters are currently protesting against the April 11th 2015 Governorship and HOA Elections where PDP and Goverment agents used armed thugs and policemen to forcefully cart away electoral materials and thumb printed for PDP in 80% of all Polling Units in A'Ibom State

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bM0X_3ln78

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON

There have been citizen reports that Babajide Obanikoro, son of Musiliu Obanikoro and House of Assembly candidate was caught passing out cash to citizens at polling units in Eti-Osa, one of Lagos’s 774 local government.

After much contention from the electorate he was taken in by officials. Obanikoro was seen being escorted by policemen to the local station.

Obanikoro is hoping to represent the Eti-Osa Constituency 2 in the Lagos State House of Assembly as a member of the People’s Democratic Party. He ran for the same seat in 2011 and lost.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Weg6GrnKDDo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bat5E8nWovc
A Racist Malaysian hospital refused to treat a Nigerian citizen. Nigerian was refused treatment and was allowed to die in Malaysian hospital because of racism.
A Racist Malaysian Hospital refused to treat a Nigerian citizen residing in Malaysia who needed medical attention The doctors and the hospital management refused to attend to him with flimsy excuses of attending to other inward patients. This eventually led to his Death. Please continue to share this video, perhaps you can assist to bring this matter to the Foreign Affairs Ministry.
The Malaysian residents in Nigeria are treated as queens and kings; why will Nigerians receive less in their country.
Time to fight and defend ourselves is now. Share this with your friends or in any group you belong and other media outlets.

After a long battle with Boko Haram The Nigerian soldiers took a time out in maiduguri to dance to Skelewu by Popular Nigerian artiste davido.
ALL WORK AND NO PLAY ....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xeb_fwdU-lg

According to one of the Aids on Buhari's camp, "We are aware that a Congratulatory Phone call from Jonathan To Buhari On His Victory has surfaced online".
President-Elect Buhari accepted the call early Tuesday evening, this source told SaharaReporters.

It was also revealed that at that critical period it was important to take note of every communication between the two contestants because the political atmosphere was tense and both camps were on an emotional edge which could have triggered violence. That's why they recorded the communication. On the
A press release from Buhari's camp will be released shortly, this same source said. it is expected that the press release will explain why and how the audio was released, perhaps it was intended to accompany the previously released photos of Buhari receiving the call himself.
If you missed the phone call, Listen in the Video Below


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1I8bQfyIZI

[size=38pt]Just Incase you missed it, here is what happeed between Orubebe and Prof.Jega.[/size]
Orubebe Accuses Jega Of Being Tribalistic, Selective And Partial.A former minister of Niger Delta Affairs and representative of President Goodluck Jonathan at the national collation centre in Abuja, Godsday Orubebe, has announced the Peoples Democratic Party, PDP’s rejection of the results being announced by the Independent National Electoral Commission, INEC.

Shouting at the top of his voice at the International Conference Centre as the announcement of results was about to commence on Tuesday, Orubebe alleged that the INEC chairman, Prof. Attahiru Jega, was biased and that he would not allow the remaining results of last Saturday’s election to be announced.

He claimed that he was already in possession of a full printed result when PDP’s grievances were yet to be addressed.
IMMEDIATELY AFTER THE ABOVE STSTED ENCOUNTER, WIKIPEDIA EDITED HIS PROFILE TO INCLUDE THIS UNWHOLESOME PERFORMANCE.
Watch and share!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQvferAu5VI

Nigerian Elections 2015 has been always predicted to be riddled with election violence but it wasn't anticipated to be a trend that would affect the pressmen. However that wasn't the case as [size=44pt]a channels television reporter was teargassed, physically attacked and beaten until he had blood stained eyes. [/size]Watch and Share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lr8W_7MZqSo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZjvLCpBPEs



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[size=14pt]This video shows election riggers speaking Hausa and glaringly making multiple thumb prints on ballot papers in favour of Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) being the leading party and indeed the party sponsoring the incumbent president, Goodluck Jonathan at an election venue somewhere in Northern Nigeria. [/size] PLEASE WATCH AND SHARE! WE ARE TIRED OF THIS FEARLESS AND CARELESS NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZjvLCpBPEs

MAMA PEACE ELECTION DANCE MOVES.
The First Lady Dame Patience Jonathan having already known the results of today's elections, couldn't hold back her dancing skills as she did a step or two DURING THE ELECTION campaigns during her tour of Onitcha, Uyo, Asaba and other cities.
As usual there were some funny bombshells too. Watch and enjoy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9y22h4nBkY0

Hon obahiagbon - on Nigeria 2015 Elections uses words like Economic Reticulopathy and Social Ebola including spiritual %$#**something*&%$^# and political $%#^@&something&*@$^ in his usual manner
In a recent Channels Television Interview, Hon Obiahgbon has maintained the problems of Nigeria are enormous even beyond words.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bxap5flSjDA

In this video a team of three women are seen stealing clothes from a store owned by Patricia Olagbaju which is located along Allen Avenue and stuffing them under her skirt. The Store owner is offering a cash reward for any information leading to the arrest of these culprits.
But seriously them get mind sha, Thank God for technology.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9femNyRsj7M

BREAKING NEWS!!! Patience Jonathan and President Jonathan wants to Assassinate Me - Rev. Ejike Mbaka
During a recent sermon titled FROM DESTRUCTION TO RESTORATION, Rev. Mbaka has alleged that President Jonathan and his wife Patience Jonathan are planning to kill him, have even mentioned that someone called hi from Abuja and told him to leave the country.
He further recounted when Patience Johnathan sent senators to bribe him.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQWbvIgg6u0

Why America is interested in Buhari during 2015 Nigerian Elections
A MUST WATCH VIDEO: Not Only Boko Haram is an Issue, Buhari is also a Big Problem - Prof. Goran, Washington DC.

Buhari is an enemy of the federal republic of Nigerian, he is a threat to our unity and a peaceful coexistence between the norther and southern regions in Nigeria.

Buhari has a track record of crimes against humanity, he must face the consequences in Hague international law court.

WATCH AND LISTEN:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbTbRtL2wXg

Its either President Johnathan has enrolled in his wife's English Class or he could just be infected by the First Lay syndrome, amidst the ongoing controversy about missed certificates and wrongful awards of Ph. Ds, it might be beneficial to be mindful of whom we vote for during the forthcoming elections.
WATCH AND ENJOY!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZP5yobnE3Y

All you ever wanted to know about General Mohamadu Buhari's political aspirations and agenda for Nigerians, from 1983 when he led a military coupe and took over power from Alhaji Shehu Shagari till 2014 when he forgot the name of his vice presidential candidate Prof. Yemi Osinbajo.
WATCH THE VIDEO BELOW.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-LapQ-rRdk

ITS A LONG AND BORING STORY BUT WHAT YOU WILL LEARN WILL SHOCK YOU.
REVEALED Secret Agenda of Boko Haram in Nigeria | Secret Plot to Islamize Nigeria as Revealed by an inside member of CAN and Boko Haram Negotiator.
Take a listen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W8pKaNTTEpA

THE FOLLOWING UNIVERSITIES ACCEPT NIGERIAN STUDENTS. Call +8615542018925. TODAY!!! For March 2014 Entry!
FORGET ABOUT ASUU STRIKES, GET HIGH QUALITY BUT AFFORDABLE EDUCATION.
It has been increasingly difficult for Nigerians to get University admission in certain counties All over the world and china is one of those countries. Most Universities even write clearly on their websites "NIGERIAN CANDIDATES NOT ALLOWED" however there are some exceptions.
Here is a list of universities who accept Nigerian Students to Study in China. The information is not the official statements is based on private enquiy. The list is just for your reference. And it is possibly changable.

Universities accept both Non-Degree Programs and Degree Programs Applicants:

Liaoning Medical University

Guangxi Medical University

Tianjin Normal University

Southwestern University of Finance and Economics (Applicants not in China)

Zhejiang University of Technology

Tianjin University of Traditional Chinese Medicine (Applicants in China and with X Visa)

China Medical University

Universities accept Only Degree Programs Applicants:
Jiangsu University (Excellent academic performance is necessary)

China University of Geosciences (Wuhan) (Excellent academic performance is necessary and the non-criminal Certificate from the Chinese embassy in Nigeria is required)

Zhejiang Gongshang University (Only master degree students)
Zhejiang University
Central South University
Chongqing University (Financial Support Statement is required.)

Wuhan University of Technology only for master and doctor degree students (Non-criminal Certificate and financial guarant statement from the Chinese embassy in Nigeria is required)
South China University of Technology (Non-criminal Certificate is required)
Source http://china-admission.net

I'm sure you already know the story (and the diss tracks), so I'll spare you the details. Due to several requests on Social Media, Godwon decided to say his own side of the story behind the "beef" with SiNZU which became public after The "Most Gifted Rappers" List came out.
PART 1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PsGJ4QJvd9k
PART 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlqJwrloEtk
PART 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpLzhNXmj3o
PART 4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ePoUXebnww



Godwon and I had an interesting convo over the phone this past Sunday, and to even things up, it was recorded. He took time to address some of the remarks SiNZU made on the recorded phone call which we made public sometime last month
(LISTEN HERE IF YOU MISSED IT).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ2O5q37l10

Hilarious? Yes. Revealing? Yes. Believable? You be the judge.

source: notjustok.com

correct, this is so true!

nijanigga: Yes, it is.

before i left Nigeria i used to think that the Embassy was a "home away from home" as it is called until i stepped into the Nigerian Embassy in Beijing, i just arrived china and i heard we had an embassy, i went there to familiarize myself with how things are done, i tried to sit down, just to sit down oh! the girl at the reception said, "please sir don't sit down, if you sit down, one oga wey dey inside go come tell you to stand up"...! my point is, i cant even "sit down" in a Nigerian Embassy, she den asked what is your problem? visa problem? i said "i had no problem" she said well, we have to talk standing on foot. Nigerian Embassies all over the world are in shambles. even Ghanaians and Kenyans whom we presume are smaller countries receive better consular services