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iCauseTrouble:
First to comment on a Tuesday morning. More money to me

Na so

So they wore masks while sitting apart, but took them off while coming together for a group photograph?

Except there's some explanation I'm not seeing, that's pure hilarious.

3gpvids:
Substitute bench be like basic 1 pupils

Mariangeles:
Arsenal deserve to play in the champions' league next season, even if we jabo for first round.

We should be able to go pass group stages sha, as long there's no Bayern or a team that has Messi in it.

Interesting

This announcement is akin to the Police sounding their siren to "scare robbers away"

femijay8271:
Funny but u stated what my wife said exactly. If u see d kind eye wey she take look me like and so... "sha majeki ri e lodo woman ye" dont let me to see u beside dat woman and me self was like "Yes ma trust me ma , i will never do such ma

And you didn't warn her against the electrician?

Martinez39s:
So Liverpool fans really thought City will falter? Una never ready to wake up.

If ref blow that Rodri handball against Everton, you for sabi

Latayi:
Ramadan is 29 or 30 days. So if the moon is not sited today, that makes it 30 days of fasting and the next day is automatically Sallah. So, its NOT that the Muslims will continue fasting untill the moon appears.

The assertion of fasting continuing beyond 30 days is really hilarious though. The fella was really so confident about it, like some will tell you how Islam promises virgins to suicide bombers.

How does one get so confident, based on ignorance?!

Most likely will be the case here too.

Whichever way it is, TaqobalaLLAahu Minna wa Minimum.

Looking to co-finance a Joint Venture? Get in touch.

Chopchopfine:
Good morning my people, it's a god day for a plate of Pepper soup. Nation wide delivery

Nationwide delivery for peppersoup?

How will it be preserved?

JohnPortar:
Stop spamming Nairaland with this nonsense jare.

The Future isn't winning shit.

Congratulations

This is simply hilarious

obidr:
It is the famous excuse by supporters of Osibanjo.

Obviously

Make she rest abeg!

SmartPolician:
He's minister of state.

He has a boss, whom he takes instructions from.

That's the minister of education.

Is this an excuse for failure?!

potbelly:
Wasted funds that could have been used for something meaningful...

Someone who could not meet ASUU halfway and resolve their lingering issues wants to become president.

I laugh in Swahili

In fact, it's beyond an irony.

Politicians are just crazy, really

What sort of comedy is this?!

justdogitto:
The borders were never closed in the first place...FG only in their wisdom created a platform for those uniformed men to extort people and build mansions in their village...

Exactly. Those idiots still showed me pepper at the Ikom border recently.

I can't wait to rub it in their faces.

OP is a funny dude. Probably a teenager

I like the way Naptu brought together all related items to the news. Kudos.

As for the issue itself, I couldn't care less. Politicians will always place politics over governance.

Martinez39s:
Liverpool is always lucky, so lucky. Smfh.

Man City 2 - 3 Liverpool

Bernando Silva.

So Man City is not lucky that Salah and Firmino decided to be doing nonsense in front of goal?!

Angelfrost:
No disrespect to Madrid's enviable history and past exploits, but facts are facts!

You guys have not been flying that high this season! I have watched nearly all your games!

Ancellotti has been riding on partly luck and Benzema's form this season.

That Ancelloti ehn...

Salah is just not serious

Wanbissaka:
after risking 4 times the amount your company risks i still get to share the proceeds 50:50. No be juju be that?

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Man Utd makes all teams they play with seem like they are Man City, truth be told.

Proposal for a JV:

Our company seeks to enter a Joint Venture for the trade of Soyabeans.

We provide 7 million Naira plus know-how and JV partner provides 29 million Naira.

Estimated profit per transaction is 4 million Naira, to be shared in the ratio 50:50.

Each transaction takes 3-4 weeks to complete.

Proposal for a JV:

Our company seeks to enter a Joint Venture for the trade of Soyabeans.

We provide 7 million Naira plus know-how and JV partner provides 29 million Naira.

Estimated profit per transaction is 4 million Naira, to be shared in the ratio 50:50.

Each transaction takes 3-4 weeks to complete.

This scoreline dey sweet my belle.

Mine mine, this should have been the case the last time out in the EPL