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Family / Re: Pregnant Wife Caught With Another Man In A Hotel by Policewoman(f): 10:51pm On Oct 25, 2013
USELESS WOMAN. The man should throw her out in the streets. angry
Politics / Re: 5 Nigerian Leaders That Cannot Be Bribed. by Policewoman(f): 8:48pm On Oct 25, 2013
Ninapha: Hmmmm, clears throat,

Going by the recent happings in the country especially on getting real information on cases of corruption, are there Nigerians we can still hope on that could not be bought over.

Just 5 could give us hope, like God said to Abraham 'if I could see even one righteous man....

Who are your candidates?



1. OBASANJO
2. ATIKU
3. TINUBU
4. T.A ORJI
5. FAROUK LAWAN
Phones / Re: Warning To All (Used) iPhone Buyers by Policewoman(f): 8:42pm On Oct 25, 2013
tumababa: please note that used iPhones have become scarce in the market now (and in some cases, more expensive) due to the activation lock feature on ios 7

if u go to the market or u want to buy iphone already running ios7 from anyone , it is not enough to check with your sim if its locked or unlocked, or if u can see d apps.

YOU MUST GO TO ICLOUD SETTINGS AND BE SURE THAT FIND MY IPHONE IS OFF BEFORE BUYING. If it is ON, tell the seller to switch it off, if he cant switch if off for whatever reason, DO NOT BUY!!!!!!

This is a must because once u buy and start using the fone to browse without switching off "find my iphone", d real owner (if it was stolen or lost) will get a mail that the phone has been found. he will now have control over the iphone and can lock it with his own chosen passcode which means u wont be able to use d iphone.he can even wipe the fone. At this point, it will be difficult to return the iphone to the seller.

you wont be able to restore/upgrade from itunes EXCEPT you turn off find my iphone. if you force d restore using DFU mode, then it becomes worse.before you can activate the fone, u MUST enter the apple id and password that enabled find my iphone before the restore (that's d activation lock feature). there is no way to bypass that for now and your iphone will be sooooo useless except u sell as parts.

So be careful.

this warning applies to mainly stolen iphones, but u never know if d fone u wanna buy here was stolen abroad.

i know some sellers will be mad at me now but the truth must be told
Too much techy grammar. In summary, DO NOT BUY A USED I PHONE grin
Politics / Re: Oduah Sign Nigeria/Israel BASA Deal by Policewoman(f): 9:35am On Oct 25, 2013
Akshow: d way u inyamiris go abt defending Stella cos she is ur tribe is embarrassing. What ever happens to logic and common sense? I now see clearly d reason why an igbo president in naija is as impossible as a camel passing thru d proverbial needle eye.
Yoruba president nko? And don't tell me OBJ because on both of his terms he was INSTALLED there as a stooge by the north (Murtala Mohammed, ATIKU-IBB) on both occasions. Why accuse others of tribalism while you commit d same sin u accuse them of.

ONE NIGERIA Y'ALL.

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Politics / Re: Oduah Sign Nigeria/Israel BASA Deal by Policewoman(f): 9:20am On Oct 25, 2013
My princess carry go. Haters can continue hating while you record achievements.

KUDOS! cool

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Politics / Re: Anambra State Governorship Election Debate On STV on Oct 25th, 2013 by Policewoman(f): 4:13pm On Oct 24, 2013
cammy jr.:
Really hope they all attend . That should be something interesting to watch. And I'm Wondering who would appear for PDP.
TONY NWOYE and NICHOLAS UKACHUKWU will come as a tag team grin
Family / Re: How Much Should A Potential Nigerian Husband Earn? by Policewoman(f): 2:42pm On Oct 24, 2013
At least N1m month or its USD equivalent tongue
Celebrities / Re: Van Vicker Celebrates 10 Years Wedding Anniversary With Family In Dubai (Photos) by Policewoman(f): 5:46pm On Oct 20, 2013
Ghollwood? What is that??

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Politics / Re: Jonathan Under-pressure To Sack Stella Oduah by Policewoman(f): 10:29am On Oct 20, 2013
Those goons are just wasting their time. Nobody can put undue pressure on the president.
Crime / Re: Policeman Kills Colleague In Plateau by Policewoman(f): 10:23am On Oct 20, 2013
Brb.
Romance / Re: Romance Section Complaints and Suggestions Thread by Policewoman(f): 10:20am On Oct 20, 2013
Hon MODS and SUPERMODS of this section, please move this post to the frontpage. Thanks.

https://www.nairaland.com/1484778/how-girl-repeatedly-molested-hon
Family / Re: 4 Women Claim To Be MIC Okusanya's Wives by Policewoman(f): 6:01pm On Oct 19, 2013
berem: Hmmmm... After having wives,he still has extra four women outside marriage? This thing called joystick will not put some men into trouble. Na wah!! lipsrsealed
I equally blame my greedy fellow women who went after the joystick knowing fully well that it is owned by 4 women already. When will we stop cheapening ourselves because of material gains?
Business / Re: Fire Guts Onitsha Market, Traders Attempt Suicide by Policewoman(f): 4:56pm On Oct 19, 2013
peppy luv: Na wa o! What's ur own with stella oduah,is she owing you or u think most of those pple know her or even have anything to do with air transportation.

Ffk's agent,we know u,come out of ur pretence and say what's eating you up about the Igbos.
Silly bigot
Ozu nkita di ka gi angry


The dude wu ozu nwuru anwu grin

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Business / Re: Fire Guts Onitsha Market, Traders Attempt Suicide by Policewoman(f): 4:11pm On Oct 19, 2013
geeez: Eyaa sorry o

But if this happened in Lagos, you bet this thread would have grown twice as long on insults and accusations of arson by Fashola on businesses controlled by the owners of Lagos
IDIOT, DON'T TRIBALISE THE THREAD ALREADY. HABA!

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Music/Radio / Re: Olamide Wears 'Roman Attire' In Album Cover by Policewoman(f): 3:59pm On Oct 19, 2013
Is that not the ILLUMINATTI sign he is making?
Politics / Re: Renovated MMIA Roof Already Leaking by Policewoman(f): 10:09am On Oct 19, 2013
Underground: This morning at the departure lounge while awaiting Virgin Atlantic flight out to London.

Should we chalk this down as An Act of God?

Call the attention of the airport authorities to repair it instead of trying to be mischevious. Yeye opposition party people.

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Food / Re: Housewife Caught Stealing Meat From Neighbour's Pot In Sapele by Policewoman(f): 6:42pm On Oct 18, 2013
omanifrank: A housewife in Sapele, Delta State, identified as Oghenero (surname withheld), reportedly got her fingers burnt yesterday, when she allegedly attempted to steal a piece of meat from a neighbours soup pot.

It was reliably gathered that the woman, a mother of three, gained access to the soup after the neighbour who was preparing it left it on the fire unattended and went into her room to get her GSM phone which was ringing.

The light fingered housewife was said to have moved into the kitchen while the other woman was speaking with her caller but was caught by another neighbour who had been watching her movement from a distance.

Confirming the incident, the neighbour identified as Mrs Mouka Felicia, said the hot piece of meat fell from the thieving housewifes mouth after she was slapped by her brother-in-law and she allegedly confessed to have been carried away by the aroma emitting from the pot of soup.

Family sources said the latest incident is not the first as the woman has been involved in several cases of petty stealing for which her husband threatened to send her packing.


http://leadership.ng/news/171013/housewife-caught-stealing-meat-neighbour-s-pot
http://www..com/forum/showtopic.php?id=1440
And how is this news?? Or did the police finally come to arrest her for meat-jacking?
Crime / Re: Molested Repeatedly By A Trusted Male Friend by Policewoman(f): 6:40pm On Oct 18, 2013
dani1luv: @OP
Your Nairaland Username sounds masculine. .Your Gender is even (m) ; and A Male friend molested you repeatedly??

[img]http://troll.me/images/xzibit-funyuns/wait-dude-you-gay.jpg[/img]
Maybe his assss was molested.
Crime / Re: Molested Repeatedly By A Trusted Male Friend by Policewoman(f): 6:39pm On Oct 18, 2013
Idowuogbo: Wow! May tsunami locate dat man o! Ladun, abeg go use holy water rinse ur punny o! Haaaaaa! Dis na serious something
Holy water to rinse punny Why not go to hospital and get ourself checked for any infections from the rape?
Crime / Re: Molested Repeatedly By A Trusted Male Friend by Policewoman(f): 6:35pm On Oct 18, 2013
If you are serious about the rapist being caught, you would not have witheld his name. Reveal his name, you can never tell one nairalander may know his whereabouts.
Crime / Re: Molested Repeatedly By A Trusted Male Friend by Policewoman(f): 6:33pm On Oct 18, 2013
ajas baba: A friend of mine (names removed by me) reached me and invited me to come to Benin City for an event. I have known him since 2011 so I tot nothing of it. Like no harm can be done after all we go way back and stuff.

So I booked my ticket from Lagos and I flew to Benin. On the 13th that was a Sunday, and it was the day of the event. After the event we went to chill at a hotel in GrA Benin.

He had a Suite there. We were with other friends, we all talked, laughed, gisted and all until about 10pm. Everyone started leaving gradually, I wanted to call a cab to take me to my own hotel, but he kept on insisting on dropping me. I was like it is even better, I would save my cab fare. So I had to wait for everybody to leave before he could drop me.

Every body finally left and I was about to stand up to leave but he kept on insisting that I should stay and I kept on saying it was late that I have to travel back to Lagos the following day because of work.

Then when I stood up angrily to go and get a cab, he pulled me and slapped me and asked me 2 sit. I thought it was a joke at first because I just couldn't believe it. Then I took my phone to call out and he seized them saying I am not going anywhere. He tied me up in his hotel, stuffed my mouth so I couldn't scream.

He raped me over and over. He said his baba said I was the perfect candidate for his rituals and for his upcoming elections to take place properly next year. I was shocked, I couldn't even believe it. I have heard stories never thought I would have seen it first hand.

Every 2 hours of everyday I was raped, mishandled and rough handled. I was helpless. I wept and cried all to no avail because no one could hear me. Then on Tuesday evening he went out and came back and rubbed something on his manhood and said that it was what his baba gave him to use on me when sleeping with me. That I would loose my womb and my good fortune. I begged, I cried, I did all I could but he refused.

At night when he tried to rape me with what the baba gave him, his manhood wasn't functioning, he tried and tried but it just wasn't getting up then he started to hit me and tried again but nothing and he left in annoyance to go and meet the baba. He was so much in a hurry he left the door open. He didn't lock it with the key.

I was there waiting for him to get back. Around 9am this morning an hotel staff came, they knocked no one answered and then they went down to get the other key only for them to find out the door was even opened from the beginning. And there I was. They helped me out and all. The names he used in filling the hotel forms are all fake. He is still at large.

The police are on a hunt for him. His wife is in police custody. So I want to use this medium to reach anyone that knows anything about him. He calls himself honourable .... (removed and other details too). I just really thank God for life because this is sumone I thought I knew and I was certain. God saw me through, it's not because I am too fine or too holy.

This shold be a warning to everybody. "You can only be sure of yourself, no one else. For those who would say Ladun this story was made up, sit down there and keep saying it was made up. She gave all the man's details, because she wants people here to help her find him. But you see, I am not an FBI agent or a police officer, and since the case is already at a Police Station, the Police should do their job. More so, I only put this up for ladies to learn.

Trust no one especially the opposite sex. They don;t love you more than your family, if they give you a thousand naira they are expecting you to give them something worth ten thousand naira in return.

We thank God for her life."
And your name is Ajas Baba. How did he molest you or is he gay or something? undecided
Islam for Muslims / Re: Liz Anjorin Converts To Islam, Changes Name To Aisha by Policewoman(f): 2:10pm On Oct 18, 2013
Adisa419: PHOTOS: Actress, Liz Anjorin Converts To Islam, Changes Name To ‘Aisha’
Yoruba actress, Lizzy Anjorin has converted to a muslim and now goes by the name ‘Aisha’.
The actress has obviouslsy paid her dues in the industry and she’s making waves one of which was the success of the shooting of her forthcoming thriller entitled “Kofo De First Lady.”
The Badagry Lagos State-born mother of one is said to have travelled to India, Morocco, Cameroon and other neighbouring countries to shop for her newly re-branded fashion out fit called Pick Me Reloaded, at Ogba, Lagos.
Lizzy who is said to have travelled to Mecca this year has joined the list of Nigerian celebrities who have visited the holy land.
Posted by Deoluon October 13, 2013.
OK
Car Talk / Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Policewoman(f): 2:06pm On Oct 18, 2013
I support sharia law on this. Segregtion will bring an end to these endless joystick harrasments grin
Car Talk / Re: Things That Happen on BRT Buses by Policewoman(f): 1:45pm On Oct 18, 2013
Ms_Steph: sometimes i enter BRT buses in abuja i notice strange and odd things some are soo annoying i dont know if you notice it too.
1) guys trying to rub their "thing" on a woman's backside: this happened to me like 4times in the evening i was at the back of a guy and he was coming too close to me if d bus just stop he will hit me or use his hand to rub me on my back. after giving him a good slap he knew whats up.
2) preachers and hawkers: i am not aganist any1 preaching the gospel but there should be a time and place for dat. sometimes you might be very tired from work and dont feel like hearing noise.
3) dirty habits: this 1 pisses me off especially with people who spit anywhere
4) dont we have people who clean these buses?
will be back with more
5. People with smelly armpits and bodies who haven't taken a good bath in days. lipsrsealed
Car Talk / Re: Reps Endorse Tariff Increase On Imported Cars by Policewoman(f): 9:57am On Oct 18, 2013
IDIOTIOC POLICY FROM IDIOTIC GOVT OFFICIALS.

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Politics / Re: Stella Oduah Given 72-hour Ultimatum To Resign By Anti-corruption Network by Policewoman(f): 9:50am On Oct 18, 2013
DINO MEILAYE the adulterer and woman wrapper cum ersthwhile corupt house of assembly member?

These jokers better look for another work to do and leave our Minister alone.

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Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Policewoman(f): 4:05pm On Oct 17, 2013
Merkki:

You should ignore hypocrites like that. Going down on a man is now evil, even if he is your husband? Some ladies are boring in the bed department. They can only nag and snore.
Yes it's evil tongue
Nairaland / General / Re: Boko Haram Pesticide In The Market by Policewoman(f): 4:00pm On Oct 17, 2013
cashkid18: In Nigeria “Everything is indeed
possible”. See the photo of a new
product in the market, as a proof to this
statement...
source:
I heard when rats eat them, they explode grin

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