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Ogetogeo: Selling like wild fire!!!
More stocks just arrived
Discount on bulk purchase, hurry while stock lasts.

How can i get one here in the fct?

MAN UTD ON THEIR WAY TO RELEGATION

Nonsense post. Most boys are stingy and miserly and will hide under this post to deny their women of maintainance money.

Effects of too much Amala and Ewedu.

Na only noodles she see buy?

Seun: So I guess that's how the Nigerian police "interrogates" women

Says who Seun?

Na wah o. Why she come behave like dis na?

SAHARA REPORTERS, how does that resemble a bullet hole? Or was he shot with a cannon?

Did you know Fela didn't drink alcohol?

ndidibabe: Are you mad? Must you post your picture everywhere?

Honestly i tire for all these children on NL.

satowind: Y p square go marry d square nah. Patiently waiting 4 my birthday.

Where is this village boy from?

My strongest superheroes again are:








THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.....

Nokia 3310.

Superman cant be the strongest because he has a weakness: Kryptonite. HULK has no weakness.

...teamincrediblehulk...

leonard509: Who is the strongest 'Super Hero' so far?
We have had many super heroes right from our childhood days. So many have inspired us some have vanquished our worst villians.
From Superman to Batman...GreenLantern to Hulk...Thor to Spiderman.
Now who is the strongest?
:::
To me, I think it is the "Green Lantern" guy. . . .the only thing he has to over come is fear. .!

Afterwhich every other action will be taken care off by his imagination. .!

To counter my hero, you'll have to post scenarios . .
I in return, will reply you with my hero's counter response..


Lets hear you views.

Plz dnt insult me if you are pissed with my post. .abeg!!!

To me the Incredible Hulk (Bruce Banner) is the strongest. He is indestructible, gets stronger as he gets angrier and can kick some ass.

MAYBE.

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Controversial Lagos-based Pastor of House of God Church, Chris
Okotie tells Catholics: 'the truth is bitter'.
But is he lying or saying the truth? Those who know should please
tell us... is there any iota of truth in all what he (Pastor Chris Okotie)
is saying about the Catholic Church. If you know more please
enlighten us here.

source : www..com[/quote]An adulterer and multiple divorcee telling other people that they will go to hell. Irony of the century.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Na to clean her yansh when she go toilet finish remain o. . .[/color]

Im sure you wash your woman's undies come here dey deny. No big deal there na.

Its very good. I like guys that do it

I feel she is just naive. Such girls once you bed them, na pregnancy sharp sharp. So guy, flee o!!!!!!

HisRib: Okay, let me explain it.

After sex, they use a turkey baster to take the sperm from the condom, put it in a container and store it in the freezer at their home.

Whenever they are ready to have children, they just take the sperm and insert it into their vagina. I don't know if the method works, but I am just hearing that lots of women are now doing it.

This is a turkey baster:

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That one no go work for naija because NEPA no dey give us light, so how you wan freeze the spem?

Please can the PDP Chairman foward the 250k to my account because i need it for my xmas shopping.

gwas: Like a friend would say - "those whores private part is far cleaner and neater than most of all these mummy's girls".

What is Heavenly feeling?

The nigga is obviously suffeing from the rejection syndrome. He has toasted hundreds of babes without success. Okwu nkasi obi

Oyedokun100: Ya, I am still single, so what? You want to fight about it? In all honesty I have dated a few wonderful women, and for whatever the reason the relationship just didn't work out. I have lots of nieces and nephews, and a great family, so I decided to take a few off from dating.

I do get a few questions, from time to time, as to why I have made this choice. I just tell people I choose My Android Smartphone over dating, and usually no more questions follow.

1. My Xbox Was Only 32,000 Naira I have seen dates where people easily spend 20K. There where no 3D graphics or bonus content on that date.

2. I Don't Have To Shave Nor Shower To Press My Android Smartphone I am all about hygiene and proper attire but my Android Smartphone never asks me to wear a colored shirt.

3. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Where This Relationship Is Going I don't want to think my Android Smartphone is slutty but it never questions my commitment before I level up.

4. I Never Have To Give My Xbox Gifts My Android Smartphone has never ask for a necklace or a spa day with my Symbian Phone. Not that I haven't thought about getting my Android Smartphone a cool tiny hat, as too give it a little personality.

5. My Android Smartphone Never Asks Me To Meet Her Friends, It all honesty, I don't get this... it has friends, but if my Android Smartphone, the toaster, and my Symbian want to hang at IHOP and just talk, I think I would be ok with that.

In summary, I know that my Android Smartphone can't give me a hug or share memories with me, but I am sure Google is working on that.

Okwu nkasi obi. Continue wallowing in your delusions

Yeye question.

Nextworldnx: What is going on these days with d different threads I am beginning to see here of late by girls complaining about their BF DEMANDING sex from them, even till the point of giving ultimatums and all dat $hit? Like wat da fuq? Who demands Sex from a girl one claims to be in a relationship with? Are u negotiating a contractual agreement or u re buying tomato & pepper in market to be DEMANDING? Whateva happened to a romantic date, dinner, treat, outings,...and afterwards allow nature to take its course?

U Guys doing dis nonsense are d ones making some of these Girls believe that they have negotiating power with sex! I don't get it. Is it dat a guy picks up his fone and d next tin goes "hello swthrt, I want u to come over for d weekend,and hey pls,I will fuvk u when u come" ?? Dis is crazy!!! Dis is insane! No girl will take dis $hit. No wonder they tell u $hit too like "take me to ur mama first", "buy me a BB Z10 first" or "wait for my 90 days rule". Yeah, they tell u dat because u ve refuse to man up and take d lead in ur relationship. Infact, such a guy is not ready to be in a relationship, it breaks most girls heart dat their guy is a wussy, and since they can't stand a wussy! They reply u with conditions too, and trust me, at that stage they are ready to back out of that relationship, so even if u give in to their conditions, sorry no sex for u. After dat, Nairaland will now then bear d brunt of ur foolishness.

If u guys so much want to fuvk, then do wat u ve to do. Put her in d mood, create a romantic setting, get her all wet and let everytin play out itself. I bet u dat even if u don't want sex after creating d atmosphere, she will pounce on u herself and do d needful. U Guys should go work on urselves, stop embarrassing other Men here and lastly stop whinning around on Nairaland.

U don't DEMAND sex from Girls!! Or are u a learner?

This op dey vex o. But he has a point sha.

Dont mind the ignoramuses. I blame our poor standard of education.

Looks like a haunted house.

venorite: I received your sms on the planned blockage of your bis plans on non blackberry devices.Pls, i want to encourage you to simply hurry up in blocking it and see how much customers you lose. You can also ask Glo how they fared after blocking their bis on other devices cos me as a person haven't used my Glo line since the blockage. It must be pointed out to you that i have never used my Airtel line for calls or sms but simply for surfing the net.The reason why i use it for browsing is not cos f the super fast network but cos of the cheap data and sometimes i have to buy extra data from other network providers when i have important stuffs to do online that wont allow me being patient with your crappy network. I can promise you one thing though, once this move is completed, i will never use that my Airtel Sim again and i guess it will expire after non usage for 3months. The surge in your customer base is cos of the cheap data that the bis provides and am sure there are peeps like me that are ready to abandon their Airtel lines once this bis is blocked. From December 4th, that is if the planned blockage goes on, it is total switch off of my Airtel line. Besides the only way you and your fellow telecom companies spend the billions you make from us is by giving Davido, Kcee and other Nigerian artist huge contracts worth millions of Naira for doing nothing, an average Nigerian that enrich you guys never gain from you guys but get scammed by the tons of sms sent to us as a means to defraud us of our hard earned money.i will also advise my family and friends to also switch off their Airtel lines as leaving it on will not be of any use to them since they do not make calls or send sms on your crappy network.i advise my fellow Nigerians to do same too. TO BE FOREWARNED IS TO BE FOREARMED

Nonsense letter. If u wan use BIS go buy Blackberry.

NAIRALAND MODERATION has gone to the dogs...