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Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Policewoman(f): 3:55pm On Oct 17, 2013
Cykik: . My dear na only God knw d type of disease wey u don cary 4 mouth. I hale u o
HIV of the mouth plus cancer of the mouth cool
Crime / Re: Bail Granted To ALUU 4 Suspects by Policewoman(f): 3:51pm On Oct 17, 2013
chinedugreat: Woooo first 2 comment
Mumu look up. tongue

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Crime / Re: Bail Granted To ALUU 4 Suspects by Policewoman(f): 3:50pm On Oct 17, 2013
Granted them bail on account dat d offence is not capital Pls which univesity or school did that mumu Judge graduate from? sad

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Politics / Re: ASUU And FG Who Is To Be Blamed For This Strike ? by Policewoman(f): 3:41pm On Oct 17, 2013
Both ASUU and FG are to be blamed angry

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Politics / Re: 'Colonel' Claiming To Be Jonathan’s ADC Arrested by Policewoman(f): 3:34pm On Oct 17, 2013
Some of these scammers are so dumb. How can a whole ADC of the president be begging for common ram? Haba!
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Policewoman(f): 3:24pm On Oct 17, 2013
Emmadani: y did u bring out ur tongue?Choi this woman done finish guyz wey dey inside cell.How many icecream av u licked in that ur cell.
Pls mind your damn business.

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Politics / Re: Hundreds Suspected Boko-Haram Detainees Killed In Military Camps-amnesty Int'l by Policewoman(f): 3:20pm On Oct 17, 2013
Amnesty international my black azz. They should go to Guantanamo Bay and see worse treatment there.
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Policewoman(f): 3:16pm On Oct 17, 2013
Beaf!:
This is for those who are not circumcised. As a Muslim you are expected to clean-up before every ablution which means you clean your 'joystick' every 2 -4 hours everyday.
Will that not lead to masturbation?
Health / Re: "Joystick" Hygiene – What To Do And What To Avoid. by Policewoman(f): 3:05pm On Oct 17, 2013
Pls what is joystick?? tongue
Car Talk / Re: How Does One Control A Car When Front Tyre Blows Out On High Speed? by Policewoman(f): 2:59pm On Oct 17, 2013
me2me: I personally experienced back right tyre blow out on speed of about 130/140 km some donkey years ago and was able to bring the car to a halt without complications (Thank God). In the event that a front tyre suddenly blows out on top speed (God forbid), what is the best way to handle the situation?
Make sure you don't apply the brakes abruptly cos the car could flip over on high speed. Simply try and control the steering to get to a safe point while placing your foot off the accelerator and gradually braking.
Politics / Re: UK To Repatriate 267 Nigerian Prisoners by Policewoman(f): 10:49pm On Oct 16, 2013
[quote author=Thomsbuky][/quote]No its like comparing a Rolls Royce phanthom to a Tata Nano.
Politics / Re: Jonathan’s 2015 Campaign Posters In Ilorin by Policewoman(f): 10:43pm On Oct 16, 2013
GEJ FOR 2015.

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Politics / Re: UK To Repatriate 267 Nigerian Prisoners by Policewoman(f): 10:34pm On Oct 16, 2013
Hope they won't die of typhoid and cholera is Nigerian prisons tongue
Phones / Re: 2go Or Whatsapp: Which Do You Prefer? by Policewoman(f): 9:36am On Oct 16, 2013
Capableben: Both are mobile messenger/chatting apps madly popular in Nigeria

Which of the them do u prefer. I knOw u might like both dearly but which do you prefer? shocked
2go is for babies and d immature. I prefer whatsapp.
Webmasters / Re: Indecency Link On Our National Website? by Policewoman(f): 9:09pm On Oct 15, 2013
Are you sure you are not browsing with a made in Bangladesh phone?
Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by Policewoman(f): 7:11pm On Oct 15, 2013
Mynd_44:
It is not a kidnapping case, it is fraud.

Attempting to collect money under false pretense
The charges could also read, 'Kidnapping of self'
Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by Policewoman(f): 7:02pm On Oct 15, 2013
babyosisi: Why are they arresting her when it is her Stoopid husband that should be arrested
If he provided for the household,will she be orchestrating her own kidnap to feed the family
They should let her go jor
Rubbish
Stop being sentimental. Kidnapping is a capital crime. She is even lucky because in Delta state kidnapping carries a death penalty.

If her husband was stingy to her there are other ways to get money and not via kidnapping. Lets call a spade a spade.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Enugu Woman Fakes Her Own Kidnapping And Demands Ransom From Her Own Husband! by Policewoman(f): 6:59pm On Oct 15, 2013
I put up this post some days ago and it didnt make frontpage. Mods why?
Sports / Re: Professor Dies While Watching Nigeria/ethiopia Qualifying Match by Policewoman(f): 4:17pm On Oct 15, 2013
RIP SIR cry
Education / Re: Market Women Protest ASUU Strike At National Assembly by Policewoman(f): 3:17pm On Oct 15, 2013
ASUU should stop being selfish and call off the strike already.
Politics / Re: Fake Police Commissioner Arrested In Abuja by Policewoman(f): 1:48pm On Oct 15, 2013
Willy2willy: List OF 10 Most Senior Yoruba Oluwole ASSISTANT POLICE COMMISSIONERS,
1---ASP Negro
2---ASP Payless
3---ASP Iluguboy/ASP Olukuboy
4---ASP Ahj Haram/ASP Musiwa/ASP Ijaw Citizen
5---ASP Desola
6---ASP T8ksy
7---ASP geez
9---ASP Orinkinla
10--ASP Kingoflag
You forgot Dayokanu, Bluetooth and Warrant officer Texas goatgirl grin

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Politics / Re: Fake Police Commissioner Arrested In Abuja by Policewoman(f): 1:41pm On Oct 15, 2013
I pity him because he shall be severely dealt with and given VIP treatment angry in jail.

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Business / Re: GTBank Customer Humiliation by Policewoman(f): 12:27pm On Oct 15, 2013
Maybe it was because your bike was a jincheng or ogbuawa motorcycletongue Maybe if it was a BMW or Hotrod power bike, dem for don create special space for u to park. LOL.

But on a more serious note, all you need do is come on monday and close your account while sending a mail or sms to their customer services in headoffice, escalating the issue. Sorry bros.
Sports / Re: Suicide bombers Die In Failed Plot At Super Eagles Match In Ethiopia by Policewoman(f): 10:21am On Oct 15, 2013
Allah Akbar. Thank God they didnt succeed. embarassed
Romance / Re: Does A Date Have To Be In A Resturant? by Policewoman(f): 3:46pm On Oct 14, 2013
No it has to be in a MAMA PUT.
Family / Re: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by Policewoman(f): 3:41pm On Oct 14, 2013
I guess its different strokes for different folks. At 17 i recall sleepin on my parents bed and even going round the house freely half naked because my elder ones were workin and i was d only one at home. I guess its end of times since fathers can now molest their own daughters.

TUFIAKWA!!!!

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Family / Re: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by Policewoman(f): 3:25pm On Oct 14, 2013
alutacontinua: I GIVVUP ON THAT ORGAN CALLED P*ENIS!!! embarassed embarassed
BRB
Yes o. The spirit is willing but the Pen1s is weak.
Family / Re: Her Dad Is Attracted To Her - What Should She Do by Policewoman(f): 3:24pm On Oct 14, 2013
fumisko: am so confused on how to advice my best friend (shes abt 19). shes been looking down for some weeks now and has been trying to cover up yesterday i walked into her room and found her bed soaked with tears. she had to open up.

I was so lost that i had no words to tell her. her story: shes very close to her dad since she can remember and as she grew up he could enter to use the toilet and he can still enter her room while shes dressing, undressing like its no big deal and shes got the best dad in the world i can say so cause i know him(hes so caring and all that).

According to her she sometimes sleep off in her dad's room like maybe they were jisting and it becomes so late and she is so sleepy. about two years ago she said she started noticing her father would give her longer hugs than usual or smack her bombom playfully when shes passing by or look at her burst like when she isnt wearing a bra at home maybe at night and that his hand would rest on her bosom if he wanted to hug her like if he came back from work. but she dint feel anything was wrong, she thought since they were close it wasn't any big deal.besides its her dad. but about 2 months ago she slept off in her dad's room one night and woke up from someone touching her and she realized it was him. she said she had to remind him over 9 times pleading that it was wrong before his brain could calm his desires at that point in time. he later apologized and told her he would never hurt her and had already started seeing a psychologist about his attraction to her. he also told her to keep it away from his wife so their blissful home can remain blissful. my question.

Is it actually normal for some men to get attracted to their growing teenage daughters?

Secondly whats her behavior towards him meant to be like? is it that he needs help and she should see it as such or he needs to be dealt with?
also she wants to know how she can try to behave normal like it never happened since he has started seeking help over the unlawful desire.

How can she stop him from wanting her and what if she actually gets Molested? what should she do? i know her mum knows they are so close but expecting such from him is unbelievable. it sounded like she was lying to me because that guy seems too good. but its true.

how can i help?
She should tell the mum and arrange for the man to be taken to T B Joshua for deliverance!
Romance / Re: If Your Car Stops, Should She Get Out And Push? by Policewoman(f): 1:45pm On Oct 14, 2013
xynerise:
How did you do it? undecided



You shifted your protruding tummy to the back? grin
Na military style tongue

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Romance / Re: If Your Car Stops, Should She Get Out And Push? by Policewoman(f): 1:34pm On Oct 14, 2013
tsidra: IMPOSSIBLE!!!

Why should a girl push? For crying out loud its a man's job.
Even as a pregnant woman then i once assisted in pushing a car.

PS. Abeg pregnant women dont try this at home as it is dangerous cool
Romance / Re: If Your Car Stops, Should She Get Out And Push? by Policewoman(f): 1:32pm On Oct 14, 2013
Princessmel: If you and a girl are in a car together, do you expect her to take off her shoes and join you to push?
And what is wrong in pushing? Are u not a human being? I would help my man push if his stops. Kini big deal

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