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LasiFay12:
Hxhdh

wetin this one mean?

MyopicMods:
I will open only fan page and serve Nigerians Ikwerre styles- Tonto Dikeh


Nollywood actress, Tonto Dikeh, on Monday, revealed that she would start an OnlyFans page.

OnlyFans is a subscription-based website used by content creators to serve exclusive content to their fans.

In a post on her social media pages, Dikeh stated that she would be blocking her pastor for her to shake her cosmetic enhanced buttocks on the OnlyFans page for her followers.

She wrote, “I have decided to get an onlyfanpage(sic), I wanna shake this bum bum my doctor gave me that don’t shake for you all.

“If this one work ehnnnnnn. I go just do private virtual Ikwerre lap dance. Bottom line be say, we must make this money

My Ikwerre sister. Carry go.

hedonister:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZ3-WrP7Nw

I'm sure you guys have heard of Asokoro, Maitama, Wuse and the likes but one place some people may not have heard is the new abode of the super rich in Nigeria's capital of Abuja.

Welcome to KATAMPE EXTENSION, a place where the rich and powerful live and it's just a few minutes outside the city center.

A 5 bedroom duplex here can go for as much as 400 million Naira while to rent a 3 bedroom flat can go for as much as 3 million Yearly.

I took a short drive around this neigbourhood to show you guys

I sabi the place. Not too wonderful as the OP dey talk

wallstreetnews:
Governor Hope Uzodinma’s daughter, Oprah Chioma Uzodimma and Henry Ohaeri has tied the nuptial vows.

“What started like a hide and seek game between two love birds, has finally materialized into a union ordained by God.” Said Uzodimma.

https://evideostv.com/uzodinmas-daughter-ties-the-nuptial-knot-with-her-heartthrob/?amp=1

HML. She should watch her weight though

Could be homicide.

Report yourself because I assure you, you will be arrested

They should be prosecuted fast

vicdom:
https://thenationonlineng.net/disquiet-in-apc-over-plot-to-throw-open-presidential-ticket/

Though im from SS, i suggest and support that a SEasterner should be picked by both PDP and APC as Presidential candidates

Seems like once you join APC, your brain expires.

Anambra money has finished ooo

No thanks. This one can infect homes with Genital Herpes or Warts. Go put on some clothes.

xendra:
please apart from dick and money, what other impact does a man add to a woman's life?

asking for a friend

so many mentions yet not 1 thing, guess that's all y'all have afterall, but you want a woman to be everything including a mother, househelp, maid, prostitute, manager and nanny for you. SMH

Mumu. If a man gives you money and D, what else do you want as a woman?

opportunes:
https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/just-in-we-cant-sack-service-chiefs-now-presidency.html

CABAL has spoken

IDIOTS. They will soon be arrested.

Speaker Monday Obolo (PDP Southern Ijaw) may likely be sworn in today as Governor, if INEC fails to issue a certificate of return to Governor-elect Senator Diri of the PDP

davodyguy:
Honestly.

I'll rather allow Prophet TB Joshua pray for me than this man.

He even tried divorcing his first wife that they took themselves to court

That is a big lie. Pastor Chris is a true man of God whose Daily Manna has transformed many lives. Stop using yourselves as vessels of the devil.

Colonelswitz101:
Buh madam, why will they even send a female officer to torture a male suspect in the first place?

There are bad eggs in the force. They are being fished out and removed. Torturing is not permitted by law.

valentineuwakwe:
SOURCE: https://punchng.com/87-nigerias-poverty-rate-in-north-world-bank/

Yet the North has been in power for over 40 years. Shame on the Arewa leaders.

I don't support that barbaric treatment especially from my fellow policewoman. I suggest she is tried, dismissed and sent to a male prison to be raped to coma by sex-starved prisoners.

omonnakoda:
There never was such a thing When was Delta State and Edo State part of Eastern region. The way some folk reason is funny. People just wake up and think we want Biafra and the SS would say Amen ,that will NOT happen.
People are getting slaughtered in their homeland and they call for SS/SE meeting publicly without consulting anyone. Very amateurish and childish tactics. Even the call shows their impotence. Did the Fulani call any public meetings before starting their massacres? Why the drama?
Since when have the SS indicated any sympathy for Eboes or for the SE agenda. It seems very logical to the Eboe mind that the SS should care about their predicament as a matter of natural course.They are in for a rude shock.

Stop talking rubbish. I'm Delta Igbo and share the grief Enugu people are facing. Face your region and stop whining like a ho'.

0YorubaParapo0:
You want the same Yorubas you hate and abuse all over Nigeria to patronize your business? Is that how business work?
You want them to patronize your product, you make them trust you. Your downfall is your pride and hatred for "ofemanus" and "gworo chewer".
I fault any Yoruba that patronizes innoson until things change. It's even better for the SW to have their own regional car manufacturer. Competition is better, no?

Why do people hate too much? What concerns Innoson with the Igbo-Yoruba confrontation? The earlier some of us stop the hate campaign, the better for us all.

I'm interested. Holla me at

Na to drop this uniform enter Linda Ikeji work o! How una see am?
Seun see ur life?

Seun when will you buy your own mansion and range rover jeep? Nairaland no be beans o!

searching4love:
SEE AS HE BE LIKE BAG OF BEANS ONTOP THE BED IF THE USELESS MAN HAD NO FRAUD CASE WITH THE UK GOVERNMENT HE WOULD HAVE GONE ABROAD FOR MEDICAL TREATMENT. THE LATE THIEF WAS GOVERNOR OF BAYELSA BUT COULDN'T BUILD A WORLD CLASS HOSPITAL THERE DESPITE THE HUGE ALLOCATIONS. HIS STOOGE CALLED GEJ WAS AN ACCIDENTAL PRESIDENT FAILURE FOR 6YRS ALSO HIS PEOPLE IN OTUOKE CANT BOAST OF POTABLE WATER. I PRAY FOR MORE DEATHS OF THIS CALLOUS LEADERS AND THEIR RELATIONS SO THEY CAN FEEL WHAT ORDINARY NIGERIANS GO THROUGH DUE TO THEIR EXCESSIVE LOOTING AND NEGLECT.


ROT IN HELL FIRE BAYELSA THIEF

You must be a big EEDIOT.

Folaatisade:
Picture of Stephanie Rose before and after.

I have seen the nonsense Vj. Disgusting.

‘I trapped my 5
stone testicle in a
reclining chair’
BY EMMA GRITT
7 October 2015, 12:22pm

THERE were three people in Dan
Maurer’s marriage – him, his wife,
and his enormous scrotum.
But thanks to a life-changing
operation to remove the 5
stone lymphedema in his testicles,
the 40-year-old is able to live a
normal life – and is back to driving
quad bikes and having sex with his
wife.
In a new documentary to be
screened on TLC tomorrow night,
Dan’s 80lb Testicle, cameras
follows the American in the run-up
to his op, exposing the horrors of
having an undercarriage that
weighed as much as FIVE bowling
balls.

Dan was left almost housebound
as moving around was a near
nightmare.
He couldn’t wear underwear,
needed to be tended to 24/7 by
his devoted wife Mindy, and had
to go to the toilet in the shower as
his testicles would make a mess if
he tried to sit normally.
Despite still feeling sexual urges,
Dan and Mindy hadn’t had sex
since 2009, with intimacy limited
to her bandaging his enormous
sac each day.
Romance was limited to a a few
laps in the local swimming pool, or
a weekly outing to the cinema –
but that also left Dan in agony.
He said: “I have to change
positions every ten minutes, and it
hurts.
“Every time I move, it tears the
skin.”
There was more pain when he got
his testicles trapped in the hinge
of a reclining chair.

After seeing a documentary about
someone who suffered a similar
condition, Dan realised that he no
longer had to live his life “trapped
in my own body”.
He said: “This has been a seven
year prison, but Mindy is the
perfect cellmate, so it hasn’t been
as bad as it could have been.”
In order to have the op, he had to
travel from his home in Michigan
to Calfornia, where surgeons
performed the twelve-hour
procedure.
At the same time as removing the
testicular mass, eight surgeons
and their twelve assistants also
sliced off Dan’s apron-like gut.

But things didn’t run smoothly –
medics spent hours trying to to
locate his penis and testicles,
which were embedded deep
within the mass.
The operation was a success, and
Dan is relishing being able to live a
normal life – which is good news
for Mindy, too.
Dan’s enormous testicle

“Our bed gets one hell of a work-
out,” he smirked.
Mindy added: “Before I used to
look after Dan, but now we can be
normal husband and wife, we’re
partners.”
Source http://www.thesun.co.uk/tv/s3/sunsocialtv-prod/uploads/2015/10/dan_720x480.jpg

Justice served. He for roast the dik chop.

Name check....

Just got this from a friend's fb wall. Hm..

On a serious note any child rapist i catch i will personally crush his balls with a sledge hammer

Name check. Ok na the usual suspects. Hahaha Na joke o