Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 4:13pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
GentleMimi: In fact,ur yansh is coverd with the blood of ogun...dn't let them get u ooo. Them dey send PM sef. Na by force? Mbok,enjoy ur toto collection and leave these as*s-lovers. how we go enjoy toto when dey try destroy this pimping thread. please go n die in peace. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:14pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry : no be front-page but I got 33 likes and counting .... my niggaz getting wise though. y'all gon learn today! Hahahaha! Pls,can u transfrom ur ''likes'' to cash money? Pls do so if possible,so u can change ur moniker to ''money-full''. See as u dey happy...i guess today is the happiest day of ur life. Your niggaz are magas for life. Looooooool!!! *mbok,dn't go into a frenzy,na joke ooo!* |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Polio: 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry : Guys, Dating na wash oh, so this is how to be a successful playboy in naija. Nowadays, na playboy sure pass oh!. Na the rules be this: 1) BE ATTRACTIVE: This is the most important rule in the game. Girls fall for attractive guys, it's simple and plain. So guys, hustle and package yourself: take care of your hair, skin, wear nice perfumes, and dress fly!. I'm not talking about skinny jeans, I'm talking about that grown man look and please don't sag too much. No mean say you go keep trouser for your chest oh. lol. Be a fine boy bro!!. All that money wey you use dash one girl wey dey break your heart and no even send you, use it and package yourself so that you can attract more girls. Girls love guys that other girls will trip for, it gives them more self esteem. That's what's up oh, wake up!. If you package yourself and look attractive, you don't need all that "10 ways to get a girl" bla bla bla, all na hogwash. Girls will come your way, all you need to do is to know when to detect the green light from them and zoom in. If you get nice apartment and car na advantage, all na still under attraction because you will attract a higher class of girls. 2) 50/50: please, don't go extra miles to get any girl. If she likes you, she wouldn't stress you, things would be smooth. Stop the excessive calls, text, chats if she is not reciprocating. If you've called her 3 times and you never receive 1 call from her, omoh na jonzing oh. Let her be, she's not feeling you. Because that same girl wey no dey return your calls, get other guys wey she go dey over-call like 3 times per day. You dey chase am for 3 months but emeka Don straff am within 1 week. Na packaging. That's why I say you should package and be attractive (number 1 rule). If you're attractive, you would have enough girls and the few jonzing girls wouldn't matter. Even Jay-z can't get every girl but his "attractive" money can get him enough to last for his lifetime. 3) DON'T DEPEND ON MONEY: money is good but it's not the ultimatum when it comes to getting Nigerian girls. If you must spend, spend it on yourself. It's called packaging... Again the most important rule comes in: be ATTRACTIVE. Those who depend solely on money to get a Nigerian girl are guys whom are "unpackaged", ugly or have very low self esteem. Bro, if you're not bad looking, package yourself and watch things change. That girl wey you dey buy BB porch for still get guys wey dey straff her for free!!. Don't be a maga, use that money take package yourself. Even if you spend, it's gonna be very little and for very important reasons. I hear guys dey shout say the key to naija girls na money but na pure lie! Be wise. Girls also like sweet-talkers, tell her whatever she loves to hear. If she finds you attractive, the only thing you gotta spend on her is time and maybe a little cash. 4). SINGLE MINDSET: In Nigeria, the relationship world is a fairly tale. A pipe dream. Most of the relationship na pure wash. They might feel we are in a relationship but in my mind I'm single. If you have this mindset, you would worry less and give her freedom. Girls love freedom, they hate an over suspicious/nagging guy. The level of cheating nowadays is hilarious. Brothers, stop putting your hearts in every relationship cuz only like 0.5% of Nigerian girls are trustworthy. They are scarce, Be wise. Your girlfriend fit get like 5 other bad guys wey dey service am. I dey laff you!!. You nor dey see wetin dey happen for our social media?. Na only you like to straff abi? Hahaha! 5) BACK-UP PLANS: omoh its good to have at least at 4 or 5 girlfriends in this computer age oh. I pity guys wey dey form "I'm faithful" to one. Bro, that your "faithful" girl might be fvcking other dudes. That's why she breaks your heart: stup.id murdafucka. Abi na spirits get all these girls wey I dey sexvice?. I dey laff. When you have enough girls, no one of them can deeply hurt you. It's easy, you just pick the next best one and in a few days all that memories of your ex is swept clean. Move on, you st.upid murdafucka. Stop catching feelings, that's a bit:ch @ss trait. 6) DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD: No matter how attractive and hot you are, there's always someone out there that could outshine you. But it's cool. Its a dog eat dog world. If a hotter/ richer guy snatches my girls attention, I wouldn't care deep cuz I know I got more and I'd still attract someone else's girlfriend too!.... And the circle continues. That's how it goes, no hard feelings. 7) BED CHAMPION: Sorry, I cant teach you this but its important. Learn to be a giant at it, be the best you can be. Them like am die. If you're good, she would keep coming back. N/B: don't be foolish bro, always keep a good girl and if possible, wife her. They are extremely scarce in naija so you must hold on and never let go if you find her. A wise Guy can identify a good girl. I met one during my youth service but sadly, she was married. Morals, soul, beauty, brains: A perfect woman. Until I find her, I shall keep pimping these bit:ches. You are a disgrace! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Truckpusher(m): 4:16pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
born_to_be_gr8t: Free that guy Jor..There's nothing worse than a Gay wit small prick No mind the she-male with small prick |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:19pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry :
how we go enjoy toto when dey try destroy this pimping thread. please go n die in peace. Looool! Hw wld i know if u enjoy toto? Most of ur guys are gay,so....... Anyway,keep pimping hoes while men take the ladies who are worth taking. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by borntobegr8t(m): 4:20pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Truckpusher: No mind the she-male with small prick go check all the guy threads wey him don open...all na abt manhood and prick imagine ? |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:22pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Truckpusher: No mind the she-male with small prick See as una dey use ruler measure una tin...pikin disease dey do both of u. Get a room,dudes,and stop telling the world what u think of ur shrunken male organs. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:24pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
born_to_be_gr8t: go check all the guy threads wey him don open...all na abt manhood and prick imagine ? Dn't just flip thru that thread oo. Read it slowly and gently. It was made specially for the likes of u and ur boyfriend...wankers alike. So na only that one u see out of many? You like dic*ky,no be small. Tuketuke,give ur friend what he likes. You've starved him for sooo long! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by borntobegr8t(m): 4:32pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
GentleMimi: Dn't just flip thru that thread oo. Read it slowly and gently. It was made specially for the likes of u and ur boyfriend...wankers alike. So na only that one u see out of many? You like dic*ky,no be small. Tuketuke,give ur friend what he likes. You've starved him for sooo long! U opened a whole thread to dissect the anatomy of the manhood and it's penetrating power..fact is how woman wan take knw that much about prick...even ashawo wey dey coordinated prick everyday sef no fit get that kind of in-depth....it takes someone that has a prick to knw wat u knw....u freaking gay |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 4:38pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
born_to_be_gr8t:
U opened a whole thread to dissect the anatomy of the manhood and it's penetrating power..fact is how woman wan take knw that much about prick...even ashawo wey dey coordinated prick everyday sef no fit get that kind of in-depth....it takes someone that has a prick to knw wat u knw....u freaking gay Yea yea...cliches are a bore. You keep saying it like u really wanna force urself to belive it. I reject ur devices! God punish devil. It takes someone in the medical field to know things abt a Di*ck...even more than a male. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Obidikejr(m): 5:30pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry : Guys, Dating na wash oh, so this is how to be a successful playboy in naija. Nowadays, na playboy sure pass oh!. Na the rules be this: 1) BE ATTRACTIVE: This is the most important rule in the game. Girls fall for attractive guys, it's simple and plain. So guys, hustle and package yourself: take care of your hair, skin, wear nice perfumes, and dress fly!. I'm not talking about skinny jeans, I'm talking about that grown man look and please don't sag too much. No mean say you go keep trouser for your chest oh. lol. Be a fine boy bro!!. All that money wey you use dash one girl wey dey break your heart and no even send you, use it and package yourself so that you can attract more girls. Girls love guys that other girls will trip for, it gives them more self esteem. That's what's up oh, wake up!. If you package yourself and look attractive, you don't need all that "10 ways to get a girl" bla bla bla, all na hogwash. Girls will come your way, all you need to do is to know when to detect the green light from them and zoom in. If you get nice apartment and car na advantage, all na still under attraction because you will attract a higher class of girls. 2) 50/50: please, don't go extra miles to get any girl. If she likes you, she wouldn't stress you, things would be smooth. Stop the excessive calls, text, chats if she is not reciprocating. If you've called her 3 times and you never receive 1 call from her, omoh na jonzing oh. Let her be, she's not feeling you. Because that same girl wey no dey return your calls, get other guys wey she go dey over-call like 3 times per day. You dey chase am for 3 months but emeka Don straff am within 1 week. Na packaging. That's why I say you should package and be attractive (number 1 rule). If you're attractive, you would have enough girls and the few jonzing girls wouldn't matter. Even Jay-z can't get every girl but his "attractive" money can get him enough to last for his lifetime. 3) DON'T DEPEND ON MONEY: money is good but it's not the ultimatum when it comes to getting Nigerian girls. If you must spend, spend it on yourself. It's called packaging... Again the most important rule comes in: be ATTRACTIVE. Those who depend solely on money to get a Nigerian girl are guys whom are "unpackaged", ugly or have very low self esteem. Bro, if you're not bad looking, package yourself and watch things change. That girl wey you dey buy BB porch for still get guys wey dey straff her for free!!. Don't be a maga, use that money take package yourself. Even if you spend, it's gonna be very little and for very important reasons. I hear guys dey shout say the key to naija girls na money but na pure lie! Be wise. Girls also like sweet-talkers, tell her whatever she loves to hear. If she finds you attractive, the only thing you gotta spend on her is time and maybe a little cash. 4). SINGLE MINDSET: In Nigeria, the relationship world is a fairly tale. A pipe dream. Most of the relationship na pure wash. They might feel we are in a relationship but in my mind I'm single. If you have this mindset, you would worry less and give her freedom. Girls love freedom, they hate an over suspicious/nagging guy. The level of cheating nowadays is hilarious. Brothers, stop putting your hearts in every relationship cuz only like 0.5% of Nigerian girls are trustworthy. They are scarce, Be wise. Your girlfriend fit get like 5 other bad guys wey dey service am. I dey laff you!!. You nor dey see wetin dey happen for our social media?. Na only you like to straff abi? Hahaha! 5) BACK-UP PLANS: omoh its good to have at least at 4 or 5 girlfriends in this computer age oh. I pity guys wey dey form "I'm faithful" to one. Bro, that your "faithful" girl might be fvcking other dudes. That's why she breaks your heart: stup.id murdafucka. Abi na spirits get all these girls wey I dey sexvice?. I dey laff. When you have enough girls, no one of them can deeply hurt you. It's easy, you just pick the next best one and in a few days all that memories of your ex is swept clean. Move on, you st.upid murdafucka. Stop catching feelings, that's a bit:ch @ss trait. 6) DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD: No matter how attractive and hot you are, there's always someone out there that could outshine you. But it's cool. Its a dog eat dog world. If a hotter/ richer guy snatches my girls attention, I wouldn't care deep cuz I know I got more and I'd still attract someone else's girlfriend too!.... And the circle continues. That's how it goes, no hard feelings. 7) BED CHAMPION: Sorry, I cant teach you this but its important. Learn to be a giant at it, be the best you can be. Them like am die. If you're good, she would keep coming back. N/B: don't be foolish bro, always keep a good girl and if possible, wife her. They are extremely scarce in naija so you must hold on and never let go if you find her. A wise Guy can identify a good girl. I met one during my youth service but sadly, she was married. Morals, soul, beauty, brains: A perfect woman. Until I find her, I shall keep pimping these bit:ches. The perfect xmas package for most guys... |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 6:04pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
I Don show with more points oh! SCARCITY: Naija girls are confused by nature. So confusion na another way to use follow them. Naija girls like guys wey no send them too much, as in guys wey dey show small affection but wey still no dey available. Let me give an example. At the 1st-2nd week of meeting, the calls you make to her will interest her. Fine. But If you call naija babe too much (let's say 2 or 3 times per day), a time will come when she no go dey pick your call. That call wey you dey see as "caring" and "romantic" she dey see am as "disturbance". Even if na missed called, she no go even flash or call you back. That time u Don too make yourself available, you value Don dey fall. Meanwhile e get another Guy wey if she see him call she go shout "oh my God!, its emeka!". If na missed call, she go call emeka back sharpaly. That na because emeka dey scarce. If you dey always go visit her, one day she dey house but she go tell you say she go ikeja. Hahaha! Na Jonzing tinz o. Same thing goes for chatting: bbm, whatsapp, FB. Try dey scarce up sometimes, she go miss u small. This point is on the assumption that she finds you attractive and likes you oh when you first met. Because a girl wey no like you go dey jonz you like this from day one. QUIETNESS: Another secret be say girls like quiet guys! I swear!!. Quietness dey confuse them, e dey trip them. Unless you dey very funny then you fit talk but on the average. If you be type wey dey talk like parrot, she go tire for you quick oh. The more you talk, the more your value dey drop. She no go even let you meet her friends cuz you go fall her hands flat.
TALK SEX: if you plan on straffing her, then you must give her clues long before the time arises. No be say you go tell her say "I want to have sex with you" oh!. I mean during your normal discussions, try and chip in sex talks and be a little nasty. E.g Tell her say her nyash make Sense. She go code say ur head is there. Some girls are bad but they hide it, it's your job to bring out that nasty side of her. It might not go too well at first but later you go blend am in and At least make she no say your head dey there. Later on you go dey use joke tell her say you go like straff her. If you be pro for sweet talk, e get the kind things about sex wey you go tell her wey go make her dey look forward to the straffing day. Any day you invite her over, her mind go dey there and anything you try wouldn't come as a surprise. This way you stand a better chance of straffing because she already know say na baddo you be before she agree to come see you. Whereby you dey form pastor since and suddenly you come try touching or straffing, the shock wey she fit display go scatter everything. Hahaha! Shame go catch you and Some no go even come near you again. 1 Like |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GHANAOGA: 6:16pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry : I Don show with more points oh! SCARCITY: Naija girls are confused by nature. So confusion na another way to use follow them. Naija girls like guys wey no send them too much, as in guys wey dey show small affection but wey still no dey available. Let me give an example. At the 1st-2nd week of meeting, the calls you make to her will interest her. Fine. But If you call naija babe too much (let's say 2 or 3 times per day), a time will come when she no go dey pick your call. That call wey you dey see as "caring" and "romantic" she dey see am as "disturbance". Even if na missed called, she no go even flash or call you back. That time u Don too make yourself available, you value Don dey fall. Meanwhile e get another Guy wey if she see him call she go shout "oh my God!, its emeka!". If na missed call, she go call emeka back sharpaly. That na because emeka dey scarce. If you dey always go visit her, one day she dey house but she go tell you say she go ikeja. Hahaha! Na Jonzing tinz o. Same thing goes for chatting: bbm, whatsapp, FB. Try dey scarce up sometimes, she go miss u small. This point is on the assumption that she finds you attractive and likes you oh when you first met. Because a girl wey no like you go dey jonz you like this from day one. QUIETNESS: Another secret be say girls like quiet guys! I swear!!. Quietness dey confuse them, e dey trip them. Unless you dey very funny then you fit talk but on the average. If you be type wey dey talk like parrot, she go tire for you quick oh. The more you talk, the more your value dey drop. She no go even let you meet her friends cuz you go fall her hands flat.
TALK SEX: if you plan on straffing her, then you must give her clues long before the time arises. No be say you go tell her say "I want to have sex with you" oh!. I mean during your normal discussions, try and chip in sex talks and be a little nasty. E.g Tell her say her nyash make Sense. She go code say ur head is there. Some girls are bad but they hide it, it's your job to bring out that nasty side of her. It might not go too well at first but later you go blend am in and At least make she no say your head dey there. Later on you go dey use joke tell her say you go like straff her. If you be pro for sweet talk, e get the kind things about sex wey you go tell her wey go make her dey look forward to the straffing day. Any day you invite her over, her mind go dey there and anything you try wouldn't come as a surprise. This way you stand a better chance of straffing because she already know say na baddo you be before she agree to come see you. Whereby you dey form pastor since and suddenly you come try touching or straffing, the shock wey she fit display go scatter everything. Hahaha! Shame go catch you and Some no go even come near you again. Love doctor! U try small but all these your advice na for young boys and girls. Real men treat their women with respect and oh we need to call her everyday and check on her because she is the future mother of our kids! U got it?You will grow up with age and experience.I was once like you.lol 2 Likes |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GentleMimi: 6:40pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
GHANA OGA:
Love doctor! U try small but all these your advice na for young boys and girls. Real men treat their women with respect and oh we need to call her everyday and check on her because she is the future mother of our kids! U got it?You will grow up with age and experience.I was once like you.lol Hmmmm,when men talk,u'll know! Your head dey there jare! May ur marriage and home be sweeter than honey... |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by WackyJ1(m): 8:25pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
The guy makes some valid points though..
I liked the last post, down to earth |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by lordfalcao(m): 9:09pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money hungry free this people...they will always critize |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by GHANAOGA: 9:30pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
WackyJ1: The guy makes some valid points though..
I liked the last post, down to earth Nonsense!! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by dBard: 9:43pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
money-hungry : haters trying to knock my hustle. my people make una no mind these haters o, na the koko I yarn una oh. I'm probably more mature n living better than these foo:ls screaming maturity and money. I go soon drop another point sef. y'all gone learn today!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............... Nigga u got jokes. Mature n living better looll Btw, spoken real maturedly Note, it's gonna not gone..bet u were all punny chasing n missed a few grammar classes. Enjoy.. Btw..I Am Faithful t my woman..men do that #am out |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Nobody: 10:24pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
I endorsed every bit of the Points !!
Wao, u have revealed a Big Secret but Guys won't live it !!
Completely superb and rare ! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by WackyJ1(m): 10:44pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
GHANA OGA:
Nonsense!! Bro that is your opinion. dBard:
Btw..I Am Faithful t my woman..men do that
#am out Lool. Keep being a real man but i do hope that your woman is faithful to you.. No use trying to follow a stereotype when the playing field is uneven... |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Dmisus: 10:47pm On Dec 25, 2013 |
Money hungry dude, After getting the punny what next? Lol, u still remain money hungry with no doe U gonna grow up someday |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by Kcblunt(m): 1:32am On Dec 26, 2013 |
money-hungry.....help a broda my sex life is boring...my pblm is....girls use 2 come 2 my huz...tho i flirt wit em den invited em over...smtime we go chat lyk an hour..without any move,dey wil leave nd nvr honor my invitatn again..nd wen i decided 2 make a move...dey got angry,nd walk away...hw do i make a sexual move...help! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by optimism91(m): 7:53am On Dec 26, 2013 |
money-hungry : Guys, Dating na wash oh, so this is how to be a successful playboy in naija. Nowadays, na playboy sure pass oh!. Na the rules be this: 1) BE ATTRACTIVE: This is the most important rule in the game. Girls fall for attractive guys, it's simple and plain. So guys, hustle and package yourself: take care of your hair, skin, wear nice perfumes, and dress fly!. I'm not talking about skinny jeans, I'm talking about that grown man look and please don't sag too much. No mean say you go keep trouser for your chest oh. lol. Be a fine boy bro!!. All that money wey you use dash one girl wey dey break your heart and no even send you, use it and package yourself so that you can attract more girls. Girls love guys that other girls will trip for, it gives them more self esteem. That's what's up oh, wake up!. If you package yourself and look attractive, you don't need all that "10 ways to get a girl" bla bla bla, all na hogwash. Girls will come your way, all you need to do is to know when to detect the green light from them and zoom in. If you get nice apartment and car na advantage, all na still under attraction because you will attract a higher class of girls. 2) 50/50: please, don't go extra miles to get any girl. If she likes you, she wouldn't stress you, things would be smooth. Stop the excessive calls, text, chats if she is not reciprocating. If you've called her 3 times and you never receive 1 call from her, omoh na jonzing oh. Let her be, she's not feeling you. Because that same girl wey no dey return your calls, get other guys wey she go dey over-call like 3 times per day. You dey chase am for 3 months but emeka Don straff am within 1 week. Na packaging. That's why I say you should package and be attractive (number 1 rule). If you're attractive, you would have enough girls and the few jonzing girls wouldn't matter. Even Jay-z can't get every girl but his "attractive" money can get him enough to last for his lifetime. 3) DON'T DEPEND ON MONEY: money is good but it's not the ultimatum when it comes to getting Nigerian girls. If you must spend, spend it on yourself. It's called packaging... Again the most important rule comes in: be ATTRACTIVE. Those who depend solely on money to get a Nigerian girl are guys whom are "unpackaged", ugly or have very low self esteem. Bro, if you're not bad looking, package yourself and watch things change. That girl wey you dey buy BB porch for still get guys wey dey straff her for free!!. Don't be a maga, use that money take package yourself. Even if you spend, it's gonna be very little and for very important reasons. I hear guys dey shout say the key to naija girls na money but na pure lie! Be wise. Girls also like sweet-talkers, tell her whatever she loves to hear. If she finds you attractive, the only thing you gotta spend on her is time and maybe a little cash. 4). SINGLE MINDSET: In Nigeria, the relationship world is a fairly tale. A pipe dream. Most of the relationship na pure wash. They might feel we are in a relationship but in my mind I'm single. If you have this mindset, you would worry less and give her freedom. Girls love freedom, they hate an over suspicious/nagging guy. The level of cheating nowadays is hilarious. Brothers, stop putting your hearts in every relationship cuz only like 0.5% of Nigerian girls are trustworthy. They are scarce, Be wise. Your girlfriend fit get like 5 other bad guys wey dey service am. I dey laff you!!. You nor dey see wetin dey happen for our social media?. Na only you like to straff abi? Hahaha! 5) BACK-UP PLANS: omoh its good to have at least at 4 or 5 girlfriends in this computer age oh. I pity guys wey dey form "I'm faithful" to one. Bro, that your "faithful" girl might be fvcking other dudes. That's why she breaks your heart: stup.id murdafucka. Abi na spirits get all these girls wey I dey sexvice?. I dey laff. When you have enough girls, no one of them can deeply hurt you. It's easy, you just pick the next best one and in a few days all that memories of your ex is swept clean. Move on, you st.upid murdafucka. Stop catching feelings, that's a bit:ch @ss trait. 6) DOG-EAT-DOG-WORLD: No matter how attractive and hot you are, there's always someone out there that could outshine you. But it's cool. Its a dog eat dog world. If a hotter/ richer guy snatches my girls attention, I wouldn't care deep cuz I know I got more and I'd still attract someone else's girlfriend too!.... And the circle continues. That's how it goes, no hard feelings. 7) BED CHAMPION: Sorry, I cant teach you this but its important. Learn to be a giant at it, be the best you can be. Them like am die. If you're good, she would keep coming back. I Don show with more points oh! SCARCITY: Naija girls are confused by nature. So confusion na another way to use follow them. Naija girls like guys wey no send them too much, as in guys wey dey show small affection but wey still no dey available. Let me give an example. At the 1st-2nd week of meeting, the calls you make to her will interest her. Fine. But If you call naija babe too much (let's say 2 or 3 times per day), a time will come when she no go dey pick your call. That call wey you dey see as "caring" and "romantic" she dey see am as "disturbance". Even if na missed called, she no go even flash or call you back. That time u Don too make yourself available, you value Don dey fall. Meanwhile e get another Guy wey if she see him call she go shout "oh my God!, its emeka!". If na missed call, she go call emeka back sharpaly. That na because emeka dey scarce. If you dey always go visit her, one day she dey house but she go tell you say she go ikeja. Hahaha! Na Jonzing tinz o. Same thing goes for chatting: bbm, whatsapp, FB. Try dey scarce up sometimes, she go miss u small. This point is on the assumption that she finds you attractive and likes you oh when you first met. Because a girl wey no like you go dey jonz you like this from day one. QUIETNESS: Another secret be say girls like quiet guys! I swear!!. Quietness dey confuse them, e dey trip them. Unless you dey very funny then you fit talk but on the average. If you be type wey dey talk like parrot, she go tire for you quick oh. The more you talk, the more your value dey drop. She no go even let you meet her friends cuz you go fall her hands flat.
TALK SEX: if you plan on straffing her, then you must give her clues long before the time arises. No be say you go tell her say "I want to have sex with you" oh!. I mean during your normal discussions, try and chip in sex talks and be a little nasty. E.g Tell her say her nyash make Sense. She go code say ur head is there. Some girls are bad but they hide it, it's your job to bring out that nasty side of her. It might not go too well at first but later you go blend am in and At least make she no say your head dey there. Later on you go dey use joke tell her say you go like straff her. If you be pro for sweet talk, e get the kind things about sex wey you go tell her wey go make her dey look forward to the straffing day. Any day you invite her over, her mind go dey there and anything you try wouldn't come as a surprise. This way you stand a better chance of straffing because she already know say na baddo you be before she agree to come see you. Whereby you dey form pastor since and suddenly you come try touching or straffing, the shock wey she fit display go scatter everything. Hahaha! Shame go catch you and Some no go even come near you again. N/B: don't be foolish bro, always keep a good girl and if possible, wife her. They are extremely scarce in naija so you must hold on and never let go if you find her. A wise Guy can identify a good girl. I met one during my youth service but sadly, she was married. Morals, soul, beauty, brains: A perfect woman. Until I find her, I shall keep pimping these bit:ches. I just dey smile, dey look, dey think. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:03am On Dec 26, 2013 |
GHANA OGA:
Love doctor! U try small but all these your advice na for young boys and girls. Real men treat their women with respect and oh we need to call her everyday and check on her because she is the future mother of our kids! U got it?You will grow up with age and experience.I was once like you.lol I dey laugh u. my post na for "playboys" whether young or mature but not old school married jonkies like you. when I find a good woman, I will wife her. fuq outta here! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:04am On Dec 26, 2013 |
GentleMimi: Hmmmm,when men talk,u'll know! Your head dey there jare! May ur marriage and home be sweeter than honey... that one na men?. leave us alone na. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:05am On Dec 26, 2013 |
GentleMimi: Hmmmm,when men talk,u'll know! Your head dey there jare! May ur marriage and home be sweeter than honey... that one na men?. leave players alone na. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:06am On Dec 26, 2013 |
WackyJ1: The guy makes some valid points though..
I liked the last post, down to earth preach on son! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:07am On Dec 26, 2013 |
lord_falcao: money hungry free this people...they will always critize |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:11am On Dec 26, 2013 |
dBard:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha............... Nigga u got jokes. Mature n living better looll
Btw, spoken real maturedly
Note, it's gonna not gone..bet u were all punny chasing n missed a few grammar classes. Enjoy.. Btw..I Am Faithful t my woman..men do that
#am out ''gon'' is still correct bro, its a slang. my auto-corrector wrote "gone". bit:ch as nigga. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:11am On Dec 26, 2013 |
donroxy: I endorsed every bit of the Points !!
Wao, u have revealed a Big Secret but Guys won't live it !!
Completely superb and rare ! |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by moneyhungry(m): 8:28am On Dec 26, 2013 |
Kc_blunt: money-hungry.....help a broda my sex life is boring...my pblm is....girls use 2 come 2 my huz...tho i flirt wit em den invited em over...smtime we go chat lyk an hour..without any move,dey wil leave nd nvr honor my invitatn again..nd wen i decided 2 make a move...dey got angry,nd walk away...hw do i make a sexual move...help! read my last point (SEX TALK). while you flirt with them you need to let them know that you are bad. sometimes, talk sex and be nasty. that way, you have programmed their mind towards it. but whereby you act good all along and you suddenly want to "do" it, things might not work out cuz she might be shocked at your "new" badness. it's a 50/50 chance then. personally, I'd jokingly tell that we are gonna fvck even before she comes over. that way, no surprises. if she is down for it, she will come. my opinion though. |
Re: Wisest Playboy: How I Dey Use Straff Plenty Naija Babes. by myz(m): 11:03am On Dec 26, 2013 |
I luv dis write up |