₦airaland Forum

grandstar:
Change your username. It shouts I don't believe in myself! I don't have a future!)

says who doesn't understand his own life.

EvilWithin:
Its quite a substantial amount,and I dont feel comfortable mentioning it here,maybe we could talk on WhatsApp if u can help
I'll pm you my number if u want

ok

EvilWithin:
I recently applied for a loan from a firm in Thailand, I have reached the stage where they're asking for a cosigner,I have sought the help of my family and friends, but one of the criteria for the cosigner is to have a regular source of income,which no one my family has.
I need help from anyone in this forum that has a valid ID and a regular source of income,I am willing to give a percentage of the loan when I receive it.
Thank You

how much is the loan?

pradoic:
Anumpam, give the phone to your girlfriend to reply me biko b4 something spoil

I won't tell you the truth, so continue

pradoic:
I have 100 naira but they sell 110 now, if u can send me 10 I'll add it n buy the card

i see why the girl is acting cold towards you now.

As an elder that I am I won't tell you.....

Send me recharge card may I tell you the meaning

What type of fridge is that?

Ok beko fridge

I hear the fridge dey work without electricity

austino677:
Login into my dusty lionsbet account and saw this 45k jeez.
All from bonus.... Na bonus oo...

them recognize you as shareholder na

I have been reading your book, but am yet to find any wisdom in it.

Village people

First don't trust anyone, this one you want to start a business and you have 2 friends that you trust.

That caption my "good wife" fit send Mercy Aigbe to coma

SexyProphet:
I no wan make noise b4 but base on wetin God do I can't keep quiet...B914CRUMBALMAJIRI-247365..87K Came through.I will fund 5 ppl 5h each.

you deserve it, enjoy your loot

Fibonacci88:
Don't waste ur time Dem no go hear rather most of Dem would come for ur head. I thank God for Corona..I devoted the early lockdown weekend without football to sharpen my forex skills. Made 90k naira from 22nd of April to date. Money wey alabi can chop in less than 2 months. For the first time in a while I watched a football match today without any emotions. Make una go learn something better o.. Those of u happy that football has resumed I pity una. The bookies would ensure they recoup all the lost funds of the past 3 months in d first few weeks. Don't be a victim. If u must punt, this is time to reduce the addiction by getting a better side hustle o.

. If I say may you show me way you go gree?

Stylish186:
Your Name

oh I see, that means you're new here

Stylish186:
People will just use their hands and be wishing themselves bad luck

what's bad luck there bro?

Stylish186:
Welcome Back Bundesliga we have missed you…

enjoy your loot

DNSPro:

Don't you see the girl likes you , I know you're not dull son.

DNSPro:
If the guy is really like you have said, be good to him as well (it seems u are though)

The thing is Nigerian girls want to be worshiped, they want the guys to do all the work and this how many of them loss their chance because the other party is a human with blood in his vein.

So why complicate things?

You people are in love already why not excuse us here and get it done via pm

If una close business for girls, how girl's wan survive....


90% of Nigerian girls survive through men married girls inclusive. Don't ask me where I got my statistics from.

A girl that is not from a Rich home and the parents are generous don't fall in love with.

A girl with no handwork that fetch money equivalent to her lifestyle don't fall in love with.

A girl without a job run for your life.

Let me tell you the deception, a girl will work in an office like in Abuja here with 30k salary but

Live in an apartment of 750k yearly

Uses phone of 500k

Uses expensive wears, perfume, jewelries.

Eats extravagantly.

When you see a thing like this and you become the boyfriend she doesn't ask you money....

A whole community are those taking care of her.

Even if you work in Mobil, you alone cannot satisfy her.

A senator here in Abuja dated a girl and run, you can't satisfy some girls they are meant for the whole world to take care of.

northvietnam:

The ode is a confused mofo wey no know Lexus and toyata

na useless thief.....

Piston65:
ES 330 is 2004 Model going for 2.2m (asking)
Contact:07069254351

thief

Are you advertising Toyota or Lexus?

Obingene:
I have heard the word "infidel" since yesterday more than I have heard since my lifetime.

It's strange because the only person I know that uses that word is d terrorist Shekau, could it be, that mad woman is married to Shekau?

She has been shouting Infidel since yesterday like a nursery rhyme, empty vessel!!

ybaby

ken711:
I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.

From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.

She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.

Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......

She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)

I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....

Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.

The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...

The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........

Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...

Please help!

if I say help me with 10k you no go gree, mumu

iLegendd:
No proper punctuation and spelling in what you just typed. Direct your anger to my book below and improve.

After that, you'll be qualified for a 3rd reply from me.

Bye.

you think you have a book, it's a thrash of stupidity. What good words can come out of you. Severe abeg

iLegendd:
If you call it "copy copy," what will you call me using a brush to keep my teeth clean and you using a brush too?

What about driving a car in Lagos and driving in other states? Copy copy too?

Food for thought.

no sense in what you just type, direct your question (s) to Nigeria Copyright commission.

Ybaby:
Do men refer to themselves as baby?

I don't rate monikers here I only read contributions.... Sweetcunt here in nairaland could be male..... Prostitute here on nairaland is a guy

Ybaby:
My husband is the highest bidder. ( You do not have his kind of money)

No you can NOT afford my pusssy because you are a lazy man with no vision.

You need a woman to feed and cloth you but I do not feed men so i know you don't want my pusssy.

Your mama feeds men though so go and sleep with her - you came from there so easy to go back in there.

Your mama is the one that is cheap enough to abhor an infidel and bore Jnr infidels.

na today I know say you be woman before I been think say na man you be.

Doyenro23:
Build more and make it 10 referral

can you send me pm let me call you