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Crime › Re: NDLEA Arraigns Basil Okafor, Brother For Possession Of 2.1kg Heroin by Pootle: 11:59am On May 19, 2022
if no picture na lie...kabul bastards
Properties › Re: This Is Why Ive Been Avoiding A Shared Apartment. How Can I Handle This? by Pootle: 11:45am On May 19, 2022
so this made front page
Crime › Re: Nigerian Policewoman Cries As Man She Arrested Drives Her To Unknown Destination by Pootle: 9:47am On May 19, 2022
Valkrie:
Thank God you wrote saner climes...!!
no mind am. e get who well for this kontri
Sports › Re: Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang Announces Retirement From International Football by Pootle: 9:40am On May 19, 2022
Zee0007:
Nawa for you. Na cruise I dey catch na. You self suppose know na. Notin dey life oooo. Dey try joke small.
this your cruise no follow na GOATs you wan dey use play huh
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Keeps Posting Her Ex Pictures On Her Whatsapp Status by Pootle: 9:36am On May 19, 2022
dump her a$$ and move to the next one...bitches everywhere
Celebrities › Re: American Rapper DaBaby & Davido Shoot Music Video In Lagos Streets (Pics, Video) by Pootle: 4:32pm On May 18, 2022
if to say zazoo dey naija em fr dey der
Travel › Re: Enugu First Flyover Was Badly Planned & Implemented (Video) by Pootle: 4:28pm On May 18, 2022
you sef see as that house wan enter the road
successmatters:
4 years ago, they said Enugu doesn't have a single flyover

They said that the state needs multiple flyovers
They said the traffick jams are too much
They said the governor was incompetent

Then Ugwuanyi announced the contract for a new flyover

The detractors said he will never complete the project
They said he will abandon the project
They said he will embezzle the money
They said enugu doesn't need a flyover again

They the flyover was moving with speeeeed ,The detractors were like
He is not building it well
The flyover will collapse
The flyover is too narrow

Now the flyover is completed and commissioned with 1 year to spare, the detractors has gone mad in the middle of the market square again;

The flyover road is too narrow,
The houses are too close
The flyover needs to be turned upside down and dragged to Oji river grin

There's nothing you do that can please haters.
Food › Re: Pictures Of The Monitor Lizard I Killed In My Compound by Pootle: 4:25pm On May 18, 2022
what you did was uncalled for, barbaric, inhuman not to mention your disregard for the animal linage in your community. we need to understand animals have a family also grin
Travel › Re: Pictures Of The Ongoing Ikeja Along Bridge Construction by Pootle: 4:21pm On May 18, 2022
lagos should pin all her resident 2k smiley
Romance › Re: My Male colleague is over-protective of me, I Need Advice! by Pootle: 4:16pm On May 18, 2022
unfortunately the dude might jus be doing his thing and you having sleepless night about it undecided
Celebrities › Re: American Bodyguard Of Dababy Collecting Lagos Girl Number (Photos) by Pootle: 4:12pm On May 18, 2022
Creamypie:
Nigerian girls and love for free wealth and cash. She plans that he falls in love, then take her japa to America. U can be very sure say na only she go dey make all calls after their rendezvous for hotel tonight
spot on
Crime › Re: Yahoo Boy Reports Another Yahoo Boy To Police For Scamming His Client (Photos) by Pootle: 2:31pm On May 18, 2022
even the police man go soon scam em own
Music/Radio › Re: Burna Boy Wants Portable's Photo As Cover Of His New Album, “Love, Damini” (Pix) by Pootle: 12:46pm On May 18, 2022
who no go wan cashout on him...man of the moment
Romance › Re: Reactions As Man Takes His Male Bestie On An All-expense Paid Trip To Dubai by Pootle: 12:44pm On May 18, 2022
Ammishaddai:
People might see this as a homosexual move . But on a good day, there is nothing wrong with showing love to your home boys undecided
they f.cking homos...see the gay rubbing his laps
Romance › Re: 62-Year-Old Woman Wedded 9-Year-Old Boy In South Africa (Throwback Photos) by Pootle: 10:48am On May 17, 2022
sick world
Phones › Re: Oraimo Takes Green Experience To Abuja,Open Flagship Store In Capital City Today by Pootle: 8:13am On May 17, 2022
overdrive:
Name tuface get the companyhuh
na brand ambassador the more them do well the more tubaba go dey see money
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by Pootle: 6:31pm On May 16, 2022
Idrismusty97:
That's why i am praying for you to find something better. So you will know that's not normal or "hustling". God will see us all through.
am not looking for another job am fine where i am, i earn what many dream to earn...las las we all go retire then house go com tire you grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by Pootle: 6:15pm On May 16, 2022
Idrismusty97:
That's not life, you are living for the weekend and shortening your lifespan. Tell me this work wouldn't replace you if something bad happens to you God forbid. I pray you find something better so you know you're suffering, sometimes you wouldn't know how much you have suffered untill you taste goodness.
see bro not everybody in life will make it or get an easy job...we all cant be Elon Musk, some people work in a more tedious environment than me and some people do easier job than yours.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: N100k Job In Ibadan Or N200k Job In VI Lagos by Pootle: 5:18pm On May 16, 2022
Idrismusty97:
You don't know Lagos and where this VI is. He can't even get a decent apartment with 3 months of the salary (600k), maybe one room in the island for 700k that's turns to swimming pool during the raining season or he goes to the mainland and rent for at least 300-400k. Transmuting 3rd mainland bridge with terrible traffic everyday, wakeup 4am and get back home 10pm only to repeat the same thing the next day. Not to talk of food, he dare not buy food in VI, one plate may go for 2-5k. How much remain for the salary? When he could just have peace of mind in Ibadan, 1 month salary is enough for a decent accomodation with less cost of living.
all this lagos disadvantaged you pointed out, mind you na der we dey. we dey ruff am and we dey achieve. if e no work for you e go work for someone else...na 3;30am i dey wake cos i need leave home by 4am, but Saturday and Sundays i sleep like a drunkard am used to it now and my highlight of the week is weekend grin
Phones › Re: Oraimo Takes Green Experience To Abuja,Open Flagship Store In Capital City Today by Pootle: 4:12pm On May 16, 2022
tuface is doing well...they will soon start producing android phone
Sports › Re: Asisat Oshoala Wins Golden Boot With Barcelona Female Team by Pootle: 2:46pm On May 16, 2022
cup cake chest...na me she go marry las las
Crime › Re: Ghanaian Female Student Found Dead Without Her Private Parts (Photos) by Pootle: 2:41pm On May 16, 2022
they learning from their neighbor
Politics › Re: Lagos Parks Leadership Crisis: NURTW Orders MC Oluomo To Vacate Office Complex by Pootle: 10:44am On May 16, 2022
another war loading
Politics › Re: Olumide Akpata And Osayamon Ogbebor Wedding Photos by Pootle: 10:42am On May 16, 2022
em get MJ disease angry
Politics › Re: Sokoto Chief Imam, Dr. Sheikh Mansour Has Called For The Release Of Murderers by Pootle: 3:00pm On May 14, 2022
Mightymanna:
Yes with immediate effect. The southerners should not talk about uncivilization when they kill and burn thieves everyday in their towns and villages. Christians did not take their religion serious they always blaspheme using Jesus, God, angels, judgment day, prophets etc check most of commedy skit that are insulting Jesus by the Christians themselves, you don't try that rubbish with Islam you will recieve instant Shege.
ok sir
Celebrities › Re: Portable Poses With Ladies In Bikini (Photos) by Pootle: 2:55pm On May 14, 2022
that was a video shot scene...dumb as*
Education › Re: Don Davis' Family And Deeper Life High School Finally Reconcile by Pootle: 2:53pm On May 14, 2022
cock and bull
Family › Re: My Wife Slapped Me & I Beat Her But She Refused To Go To Father's House by Pootle: 2:48pm On May 14, 2022
that woman don use her own hand scatter her marriage
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Pootle: 2:18pm On May 14, 2022
jackals:
I'm not with any man. Men have an habit of underating you when you show them how much you care. Between, I just wanted to see how consistent he is. I just dropped an SMS for him on his local number hoping he reply.
who told you that...and where was that survey conducted
Romance › Re: Why Are Men Uninterested Nowadays by Pootle: 2:15pm On May 14, 2022
IamV:
Miss 33,first & foremost,I want to start by telling you that you're no shit,and I love the level of self worth that young man got for himself & how he's not willing to play your BS mind games.

Great guy,he did the right thing.

You read his messages,ignored it for two days because you want to play nonsense mind games,and you're trying to make it his fault for respecting himself to withdraw from a situation he's not considered important to get a response ?


I actually love how he decided to mind his business,because that's what all self respecting men will do in this kind of scenario.
You don't treat people like an option ,and you expect to be treated like a priority.
I hope he moves on,and never look back.

Confused , irrational & fickle ladies like you have no right to be in a relationship.
gaddemit u jus made a fkd up day so smooth...if you do beer lemme know, one chilled one waiting for your brilliant respond
NYSC › Re: Deborah's Murder Reminds Me Of My Service Year In Yobe by Pootle: 6:14pm On May 13, 2022
[quote author=MrBachelor post=112792490]Something similar almost happened to a corper in a certain northerner state where I served. He urinated in a gutter close to a mosque, and they accused him of desecrating their holy ground. He was quickly descended upon and beaten by a mob. Knives were already drawn. Luckily he escaped them, jumped into a friend's waiting car and that one sped off.

Those marrafuckers pursued on bikes, wielding sticks, knives, and machetes. Already, those corpers don put call, so men don already prepare dey wait. We left the gate open, and as soon as they drove into the compound we opened fire on the marauders. They had no idea we had guns - very good guns by the way. grin.

No ask me why(or how) corpers go get guns. But we had them, and very willing to use them. cool[/quot

which kind of corpers are you guys.

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