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Travel › Re: Man Shares Photo Of What He Saw In An 'Ibadan' Hotel by Pootle: 7:06pm On Jun 13, 2022
shit inside dat tin before u comot
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Pootle: 6:18pm On Jun 11, 2022
omooba969:
Dey there make pant dey wear you.
i no dey wear pant i prefer boxers grin
Romance › Re: Man Surprises His Lover With Gift Of iPhone 8+ Tucked In A Bread (Photos, Video) by Pootle: 5:05pm On Jun 11, 2022
another simp
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Pootle: 4:38pm On Jun 11, 2022
Idaytesj29:
He didnt say he didnt check the kpekus now, did he?
he said he freed her...meaning he did not knack the kpekus
Business › Re: Peace Microfinance Bank Celebrates 14years Of Excellence In Providing Unrivalled by Pootle: 4:36pm On Jun 11, 2022
what are this loan shark celebrating undecided
Travel › Re: Truck Driver Drives A Burning Fuel Truck Out Of A Residential Area To Save Lives by Pootle: 3:47pm On Jun 11, 2022
he deserve a national award grin
Food › Re: Standard Egg Sauce For Bread And Yam Only by Pootle: 3:45pm On Jun 11, 2022
setobaba:
Seriously I get tired of meals I prepare
if you really hungry you will eat the meal seriously
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Pootle: 3:44pm On Jun 11, 2022
omooba969:
What's wrong with checking her kpekus. You ppl have a penchant for overrating what's not.

Nonsense!
that commendable bro...not all kpekus should be checked man
Romance › Re: Have Your Parents Ever Tried To Match Make You Before? Share Your Experience by Pootle: 2:48pm On Jun 11, 2022
pharmagba:
Na my dad,
The Don of match making
Got is spot on on everyone except me.

Two years after NYSC I still decided to remaiin in the north. On visiting home after some discussion about marriage with my dad, he picked up his phone to call a lady to come over.
Before she arrived he briefed my on how good the lady is and I should talk to her. I knew him too well when he talks you don't argue.
The lady arrived in quick time and he told her to meet his very good son doing very well in his career. No body could paint me better. Had I been a lady I will have fallen from the encomium. Soon after he left us to discuss.
I found out that the lady was a nurse and her mum whom my dad knows had approached my dad to help secure her daughter a better job. To my dad what better job is there than to wife his beloved son. She even thought my dad calling her because of the job.
She was matured, intelligent and sincere My perfect spec. A beauty paragon with british accent. I still wonder till date how my dad knew my perfect spec
We shared some good moment together. We also laughed over it that she has been given the job of a wife.
Two things didn't make it work out one she said she had someone else and two she is a Muslim.
I freed her completely.
take 2bottles for freeing her without checking her kpekus
Food › Re: Standard Egg Sauce For Bread And Yam Only by Pootle: 2:33pm On Jun 11, 2022
setobaba:
I swear you get tired of the meal
hungry never handle you both
Family › Re: Is There Any Demerit Of A Couple Working In Same Office? by Pootle: 2:14pm On Jun 11, 2022
never i repeat be involve in office romance either your wife or jus girlfriend should not work in same organization. writing from experience
Politics › Re: Smuggling Booms At Seme Border 18 Months After Reopening by Pootle: 9:29am On Jun 11, 2022
things cant cant jus work properly in this country
Crime › Re: Crossdresser Arrested For Deceiving Man Who Paid Him For Sex In Delta (Video) by Pootle: 9:21am On Jun 11, 2022
waiting for when one big asteroid will destroy this messed up earth undecided
Business › Re: Femi Otedola Spotted In A ‘Molue’ Bus, Unnoticed by Passengers (Photo, Video) by Pootle: 9:13am On Jun 11, 2022
BuhariNaWah:
I hope he purchased that drug the woman was advertising.


So molues still in Lagos in 2022?!
WONDERFUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!
iyana ipaja to oshodi...they are very much around and we love them grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: Thailand Legalises Growing, Consumption Of Marijuana by Pootle: 7:30pm On Jun 10, 2022
HantaVirus:
I have been smoking natural weed(igbo) for the past 20 years or so and I'm very healthy,fresh and good-looking.

I pity the youth of this generation smoking Loud, Colorado & Black mamba.. ..They contain dangerous chemicals and poisonous substances.

Advantages of natural weed

* It helps boost libido
* It helps boost appetite
* Brings out the creativity in you
* Makes you enjoy music
* Makes you sleep like a baby

for you to know this and telling the world...may you continue to be blessed
Properties › Re: The 1991 Receipt For 3 Bags Of Cement Found In His Grandma's Box (Photo) by Pootle: 7:24pm On Jun 10, 2022
MALIGNANTGuest:
Industries, Markets, Warehouses and Factories sustain a nation.
Just imagine RCCG turning all these their mushroom worship centers across Nigeria into mini factories. To become productive.
Anyway, I won't blame them too. Wia is power?
Again, most Nigerians cherish what they are being given, more than what I put up there.
It's easier for a FACTORY to shut down in Nigeria than a Church or Mosque.

The Americas, Europe never joke with such.
In Fact, during COVID, small shops got up to $5000 dollars each as a boaster. Bigger shops got meaty incentives.
bro u fu.kingly on point.
Properties › Re: The 1991 Receipt For 3 Bags Of Cement Found In His Grandma's Box (Photo) by Pootle: 7:22pm On Jun 10, 2022
Zonefree:
3 bags of cement is now roughly N15,000...no thanks to Buhari and Osinbajo and their akube economic policies.
bros stop those yeye economic shit...the inflation rate wasnt this bad
Career › Re: Where Is Jumoke "The Bread Seller" by Pootle: 6:42pm On Jun 10, 2022
Kylekent59:
What about the girl that was chased out of school for not paying school fees?


The person below will continue with the next person.
or the one with one leg hawking pure water
Politics › Re: Osinbajo: We Lost The New Nigeria Battle, Not The War by Pootle: 6:37pm On Jun 10, 2022
politicalpastor
Education › Re: Lagos Teacher, Taiwo Ojo, Arrested For Defiling A Senior Secondary Student by Pootle: 9:23am On Jun 10, 2022
VeryWickedMan:
You followed your teacher to a hotel and lodged
tori no clear
Politics › Re: Tinubu: The Criteria To Pick My Running Mate Is In My Pocket Book by Pootle: 8:38am On Jun 10, 2022
one of his hands is shaking
Politics › Re: Aisha Ignored Call To Join Buhari On Podium To Present APC Flag To Tinubu by Pootle: 2:13pm On Jun 09, 2022
Malawian:
Join Jubril?
correct only few know this
Politics › Re: Aisha Ignored Call To Join Buhari On Podium To Present APC Flag To Tinubu by Pootle: 2:11pm On Jun 09, 2022
that not her husband...she is not ready for jubril nonsense.
Crime › Re: Photo Of A Man And Woman Found Inside A Pineapple Which Washed Up From Sea by Pootle: 2:08pm On Jun 09, 2022
love wa tintin
Politics › Re: Pictures Of APC Delegates Casting Their Votes At The Convention by Pootle: 5:47pm On Jun 08, 2022
gateleo:
Stop wishing people death. I know how u feel but wishing a fellow human death is a way too far because no one knows who is next.
who no go die las las, delegate,him,you,me na ground get all being
Politics › Re: Pictures Of APC Delegates Casting Their Votes At The Convention by Pootle: 5:44pm On Jun 08, 2022
how do they arrive at this delegate, someone should pls explain
Politics › Re: APC Primary: This Is The Time To Take Revenge, Tinubu Tells Buhari by Pootle: 5:28pm On Jun 08, 2022
hausas will rather vote for a fellow northerner atiku than to go for someone from the west regardless of who is the vice. but how do they pick a delegate
Politics › Re: SW Leaders Put Pressure On Osinbajo To Step Down For Tinubu by Pootle: 5:48pm On Jun 07, 2022
they all thieves
Family › Re: Advise Needed Regarding A Live-in Househelp by Pootle: 4:38pm On Jun 07, 2022
she don see man. dont allow her and give her more job she been too free. and she wants to leave that house more offen.
Travel › Re: Traffic Gridlock In Maitama, Abuja Because Of APC Primaries (Photos) by Pootle: 4:18pm On Jun 07, 2022
a T junction without traffic light or a traffic team...sit of power for that matter undecided
Culture › Re: Olu Of Warri Receives T'suut'ina Highest Honor In Canada by Pootle: 6:18pm On Jun 06, 2022
ok...hoping what happen at owo never repeat itself again undecided
Family › Re: My Younger Brother Is A Snitch. by Pootle: 6:16pm On Jun 06, 2022
ChizzyBuna:
He is the last born.. smh
It hurts me, because i see how other guys bond very well with their younger bros
Rolling together like 5&6
Covering each others back.
God knows i tried my best but this has made me not want to do anything with him again
i get you bro...not all dude are made fr the street.

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