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Elnino4ladies: Omo, see curves..!!!....toolz na learner 4 dis girl place..i mst buy d album nd use d pix 2 self service...*smile*

iluvnaija: Pleasssssssss I beg I. Watch the interview, this is not make believe. I watched it less than an hour ago on ITV Abuja.

I can swear this with my life. What will I gain for telling lies to ridicule a fellow human like me. My aim is not to laugh or cause laughter but for us Nigerian to know where this people are taking us to.

Andyblaze: So I just met this girl 2 months ago and so far, it’s
been a good relationship apart from her always telling her family about our sex life.

But then the bigger problem is that she doesn't know how
to kiss me deeply without leaving lots of her saliva
in my mouth which I usually have to swallow
because I don't want to hurt her pride by going to
spit right after she kisses me.
I've talked to her about it though jokingly and she always says
it’s because she's usually so turned on when we kiss
deeply that she doesn't have control over how much she salivates.
Do I leave a small basin beside the bed
whenever we want to get it on? Or do I say Adieu to
My relationship with her. I don't know what to do as I have my own
saliva and don't need extra.
Advise please.

bastien: See as her yansh flat self!!!! I wonda how e go look when she don sit down 4 like 5-10hrs inside bus,go extra flat smh

aveiro: Do you want to get a girls
attention on facebook? Do you
want to get her to like your status
or comment on your wall post?
Trying to get talking to a girl? Try
using one of these funny, clever and witty chat up lines that will
be sure to get their attention! Just
copy and paste one of these
status updates or wall posts on to
your facebook. Post one of these
on your crush’s wall or send it to them in a private message if
you’re embarrassed! Was that an earthquake or did
you just rock my world? I may not be a genie but I can
make your dreams come true Are you a magnet cuz im
attracted to you Does this rag smell like
chloroform to you? Can I take a picture of you, so I
can show Santa just what I want
for Christmas. you better have a license, cuz
you are driving me crazy! If you were the new burger at
McDonalds you would be the
Mcgorgeous! Do you have a sunburn, or are
you always this hot? Are you an alien? because you
just abducted my heart. I’ve been trying to talk to you
for ages. No, I still can’t do it. You like sleeping? Me too! We
should do it together sometime. Were you arrested earlier? It’s
gotta be illegal to look that
good. Are you accepting applications
for your fan club? You’re so hot that when I look at
you I get a tan.

cyclops4real: shey i try.
The girl behind me collected number from me, the boy friend saw her and they started quarreling this babe just pass me buy, well unto the next one.

mayapop: Joining this forum

zadok60: lolz..i had already promise to get her a gift.when i asked her what she want me to get for her,she said anyting i feel she deserves is what i should get for her

shindarayo: yeah crazy abt u!what a silly question frm a silly individual!PRETENDERS

shindarayo: Wanna knw wat it is?chek my last post.hmm!it was heavenly!

wreet: 5 months ago, I met a childhood friend of mine whom I lost contact with.
She sent her sister to collect my mobile number, I gave it to her and we got talking.
This girl is brilliant, intelligent, she has the fear of God, to crown it all, she's beautiful.
We talk everyday, we communicate each other through text messages, letters and so on.
I began to have a crush on her, so also she began to develop a strong feeling for me.
She invites me to her house, we watch movies, eat, and play together.
I didn't ask her out cuz I felt it wasn't time to do so.
All of a sudden, last night, she sent me a text that we could no more be friends. I called her but she didn't give detailed xplanation.
One of her sister's told me she's philophobic. Infact, she said the sister is in love with me.
I was informed by my friend's sister that she isn't happy and that she's behaving strange @ home. What do I do?

funshyboi: Ladies do you have any problem with marrying a man that wears ear rings? Tiwa Savage's husband Tee Billz is one of such and getting married to Tiwa surely means it does not count for nothing, what are your thoughts?

Mondisweets: my dear women also have the right to choose

Mondisweets: are we as women suppose to chase porverty

Mondisweets: Its not like most of the guys are husband material anyway all they know is chasing boobs, yansh and pretty face

Abu Mikey:

Wow! Wow!! Wow!!!

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fijiano202: Every lady likes the idea of Happy ending but none of them is ready to stand and support you during ur pursuit of happiness,most ladies of nowadays prefer to date an ATM Machine Boyfriend,they want someone that will always cater for them without them adding any positive input to their relationship.I was chating with a lady-friend yesterday and she told me shes in love with her new Boyfriend,i was shocked cos they just met,so i asked what are the attributes she likes in the guy,i was expecting stuffs like hes caring,kind etc but all she said was Hes rich and always taking care of me,he always buying my stuffs,she ranted for abt 10mins without any tangible reason.All i was thinking was if this guy breaks up with her then guy would be a Bad Person to her and that same thing goes to most nigerian ladies,they dont want a guy they can build their life with,all they want is ready-made men,for a stable relationship both parties must be ready to work together and make sacrifice.Ladies its time to make changes

berem: who does she intend marrying now? Robert Mugabe?