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Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]You are welcome, angie![/color]

Andyblaze: walk up to her and tell her that u are looking for ur phone that she shud helep u with her own so dat u'll try ur number. Then call ur number

Eze Promoe: [color=crimson]Is this you?[/color]

Monstertrucks: ouch! are u ugly nd trying to make yourself feel better.? oh,poor you.

better like that post or 5 people would call u ugly today.

Monstertrucks: 1.you make use of Facebook famous.

2.you saw this post nd ddnt quote me. (your worworness Don pass.)

3.you ddnt like this post.

TIDDOLL: for me o..av grown to knw boxers az my one nd only underkeeper...)buh..av heard of guyz wearing pants..C'mon..isnt dat for girls!!!..wat do u think??

vizkiz: i swearruGod! Amma kill myself if dis hits fp

fijiano202: We have been dating for a while and have been thru ups and downs but yesterday she told me she wants more than the normal 50:50 in our relationship,i grew up with the idea that all men and ladies are equal and also with the idea that am a man and a woman sacrifice equally in a realationship to make things work.I also treat and respect her the best i could,i dont really undestand what she means by more than the 50:50,Pls i need advice on This,i really need ur opinions

fijiano202: We have been dating for a while and have been thru ups and downs but yesterday she told me she wants more than the normal 50:50 in our relationship,i grew up with the idea that all men and ladies are equal and also with the idea that am a man and a woman sacrifice equally in a realationship to make things work.I also treat and respect her the best i could,i dont really undestand what she means by more than the 50:50,Pls i need advice on This,i really need ur opinions

Realone92: NINETEEN LIES PEOPLE TELLS ABOUT SEX 1.
Sex is a means of self expression 2. A person
without sex is psychologically and
emotionally unstable 3. Sex is just a natural or
biological needs that must
be met (NO, it more than that) 4. Breast pain, abdominal arches and menstrual pain
are due to abstinence from sex,( ITs A LIE IT HAS
NO BASES IN BIOLOGY) 5. Boys who are sexually
inactive will experience
stomach pain due to accumulation of semen(WHAT
A BIG LIE IT HAS NO BASES BIOLOGICALLY OR MEDICALLY) 6. Sex is love 7. People says well, if it
does not harm the both
party nothing is wrong with it( THAT IS LIE, SEX IS
BASICALLY A SPIRITUAL TRANSACTION) 8. The
other word for sex is making love (NO) 9. Sex
enforces a closer and better relationship (what a big lie. That only happens in marriage) 10.
When you do not have sex you get weak or you
will not be able to perform very well (lie) 11. Because
everybody is doing, it is right
( CAPITAL NO BECAUSE EVERYBODY IS DOING
IT DOES NOT MAKE IT RIGHT, THE MAJORITY COULD BE SINCERELY WRONG) 12. They said
sexual experience before marriage
helps peoples (NO, RATHER IT WILL CREATE
MORE PROBLEM FOR YOU) 13. They said sex for
young girls aids their development( What A Big Lie
From Devil) 14. If you do not start having sex early in life, you
will have complication during birth (LIE) 15. They
said having sex with man enhances his
love for you (A SERIOUS LIE. BECAUSE AFTER
SLEEPING WITH YOU HE WILL TELL HIS FRIEND
YOU ARE NOT A WIFE MATERIAL) 16. They say the best way to appreciate a man who
has been good to you is sex( You Are Using Your
Destiny For Entertainment) 17. Since we have
promise our self marriage we can
be having sex with each other( angel weeps when
they sees you preparing for hell fire in that way) 18. They said men hate virgin, loose it before your
wedding day (A big lie) 19. I will do it and ask for
forgiveness ( BUT
REMEMBER ALLAH SAYS “NO SINNER WHO
COMMITS SIN WILLINGLY WILL GO
UNPUNISHED” EVERYTHING HAVE IT OWN CONSEQUENCE) NOTE: EVERY SEX BEFORE
MARRIAGE IS
ENTERTAINING MEN WITH YOUR DESTINY. —Gbam

coolmoon500: Hello my sweetheart,you have been years and months away,but I know that you are no longer far off,infact,I can say that you are only moments away till I meet you.

You have waited for me,and have searched for me and I can only say that it has all bin worth the wait.indeed I have met those who claim to be you,but ended up not bin you,and guess what?that has only made me a better,stronger and patient lady.

You are a romantic man and I truly cannot wait till you begin to blow me away with your beautiful heart.you are a hardworker,yet gentle enough to let your adorable smile light up my heart each day.

You are you,and I know you have searched for me everywhere.I am here now boo,and I know that in your 30+plus years on earth,you have accomplished enough to make you stand up proud to say that you indeed are ready to build a family with me. I'm catching up age wise to you now,though I have a few more years to hit the big 30!I love you so much already and can't wait till the moment I meet you.

Your love and passion for God is infectious and I love how you always want us to attend vigils waiting for God to move over our lives.

Look at how gorgeous you are,with the beauty within your heart keeping my heart warm.Your yoruba heritage makes it all more perfect as you are able to flow with me and my family.

Did I tell you that I am romantic too? I will shower you with love and kisses and you will wonder what planet I have been hiding.I will make you a better man in the totality of our existence and then you will know that surely,God has sent a blessing your way.

Take care sweetheart,till we truly meet soon.lots of love.xxxx

coolmoon500: Hello my sweetheart,you have been years and months away,but I know that you are no longer far off,infact,I can say that you are only moments away till I meet you.

You have waited for me,and have searched for me and I can only say that it has all bin worth the wait.indeed I have met those who claim to be you,but ended up not bin you,and guess what?that has only made me a better,stronger and patient lady.

You are a romantic man and I truly cannot wait till you begin to blow me away with your beautiful heart.you are a hardworker,yet gentle enough to let your adorable smile light up my heart each day.

You are you,and I know you have searched for me everywhere.I am here now boo,and I know that in your 30+plus years on earth,you have accomplished enough to make you stand up proud to say that you indeed are ready to build a family with me. I'm catching up age wise to you now,though I have a few more years to hit the big 30!I love you so much already and can't wait till the moment I meet you.

Your love and passion for God is infectious and I love how you always want us to attend vigils waiting for God to move over our lives.

Look at how gorgeous you are,with the beauty within your heart keeping my heart warm.Your yoruba heritage makes it all more perfect as you are able to flow with me and my family.

Did I tell you that I am romantic too? I will shower you with love and kisses and you will wonder what planet I have been hiding.I will make you a better man in the totality of our existence and then you will know that surely,God has sent a blessing your way.

Take care sweetheart,till we truly meet soon.lots of love.xxxx

sweetestguy: free of eating d same punny,to eat anoda one

kingflex18: Any girl or lady that is good at farting or messing. Pls reply and paste video or pic of u farting. If u dnt hav, just reply nd tel us ur true lyf story of u farting.

syndrum:
my friend used to talk about a girl that always come to his place as serekode...he always tell me i could log in if i'm interested....log in？
but she's your po～po～po mate....oops！ he later concluded saying that it doesn't mattet that even in brazil,they atimes do use their wife entertain visitor....yeee ！ i dey mad？
even to the extent of asking if the visitor is satisfied.....Aye mi o！....me wey dey.look for virgin（in dreams）.....
in short i've you ever thought maybe it's your wife to be that i spent last night sweating and moaning is sexual satisfaction for almost 4hrs？
lemme hear you say Amen！！！

WaleFolarin: I am 50 years
and I am about committing suicide. This is because I
am a womaniser and I chase anything in skirt. I have
traveled to the Holy Lands (Mecca and Jerusalem)
respectively coupled with many fasting, all to end
this habit but all proved futile. In fact, the more I
prayed and fasted about it, the more I get involved in
skirt-chasing.
What do I do before I kill myself?

acidtalk: Bielieve me yours is way better. As a lady you choose who you decide to date or not to date.

What of breaking up with someone only for them to go to every known and suspecting avenues where they think you get your income only to go and run you down.

Go and tell your boss everything you told her about him, go and spoil you to your business associates and client's alike.

Mehn! some people are evil. People just seem to forget the good times when they get angry.

Retarded Idiot: My girlfriend cherishes her ATM pin than me. .is this true love?

See picture below..should I break up?

Seun why is your server always overwhelmed?

Andyblaze: what's up with nairalanders and fake stories. It annoys me. Please we are not here for Child's play. Stop spilling fake tales here. I hate trolls!!!

Andyblaze: I proposed to you

Andyblaze: