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Religion / Re: Spiritual Vitamins A To Z by porryred(m): 11:37am On Oct 09, 2013
pristine7: food for stomach, stomach for food but the lord would do away with them. the bread of life is needed daily. thanks op by the way what's the meaning of op?

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Education / Re: . by porryred(m): 7:26am On Sep 30, 2013
Thanks. Hw much is d form n wen is it closing.
Nairaland / General / Re: 35 Interesting Facts You Don't Know by porryred(m): 4:13pm On Sep 03, 2013
Abeg who know the way or visa requirements to get to Neptune and Uranus?i need d free diamonds... grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Football Transfer Deadline Day 2013 - Live Updates by porryred(m): 11:25pm On Sep 02, 2013
confirmed.....Marouane Fellaini has reportedly signed for Manchester United and Fabio Coentrao is heading for Old Trafford on a season-long loan.
Food / Re: Firm Introduces Refined Garri. by porryred(m): 2:22pm On Aug 23, 2013
redefining my almighty garrium na long thing.dem fit dey mix chemical now..i need neeed raw n direct with groundnut and chilled water sugar no need.
Politics / Re: NRC Flags-off Movement Of Containers From Apapa Port On Friday by porryred(m): 3:53pm On Aug 22, 2013
NAIJA POLICE NO GO DEY HAPPY O.HOW THEM WAN DEY TAKE COLLECT ALL D OVERLOADING AND COUNTERFEIT GOODS MONEY FROM THEM TRAILERS N TRUCKS DRIVERS ON THE ROAD?I NO SAY DEM GO MOUNT RAIL-BLOCK NOW INSTEAD OF ROAD-BLOCK grin
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by porryred(m): 12:11pm On Aug 21, 2013
WILL SOMEONE NEED TO UPLOAD PIX AND SSCE RESULTS AFTER PRINTING THE POSTUME RECEIPT
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by porryred(m): 10:56am On Aug 16, 2013
pls can i use my gtb mastercard to make payment
Education / Re: Yabatech 2014/2015 Post Utme Examination/screening, Result And Admission Detail by porryred(m): 1:27pm On Aug 15, 2013
gooday.when is the registration closing?
Education / Re: Federal University Of Technology Akure(futa) 2013/2014 Admission Session by porryred(m): 11:41am On Jul 08, 2013
i score 194 can i buy the postutme form?
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 12:54pm On Mar 28, 2013
if them start any protest,i will be off to bahamas and cayman island as part of my annual leave .i get like 4 kpekus i wan finish dem job..
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 10:31am On Mar 26, 2013
u r callin a federal senator ,representing d biggest constituency in nigeria my fatherland a learner?speaker if we meet for orientals hotel i swear with my ancestors that we will settle d scores with blows.or mayb senator lagbaja will borrow us hand grenades to throw @ each other on d floor of the house now now now.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 11:16am On Mar 25, 2013
i want to move a motion on the floor of the house.What punishment should be met out to ladies or women who turn down any member of the house after toasting her.i want the house to take a critical look and effort into this very important national disgrace.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 10:52am On Mar 25, 2013
honorable speaker and my parole mate senator Anu .the issue of subsidy as i said before will be approved based on the % the pressy is giving to the house.and i know all members of the house have already accepted that with me cos most of them have been calling me on 20 out of my 48 mobile lines that we want like 50%-75% and dat the masses can still be happy with 10% from the increase.
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 10:08am On Mar 24, 2013
morning house.speaker if i finish my efo riro with pounded yam on d floor of the house i get a motion to move.i want to ask is there any ghana must go yesterday?cos u know i go parole?
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 12:02am On Mar 24, 2013
HELLO HONOURARY MEMBERS PLS NO CALL MEETING NOW COS NA 12AM ALREADY AND I DEY BUSY WITH MY ALOMO BOTTLE AND 3 CHASIS BABES.SO MAKE THE NATION ISSUE WAIT TILL THE MORNING COS THIS PAROLE I DEY DEY MORE IMPORTANT grin SO SPEAKER U DON FINISH THE 5 CHELSEA DRY GIN BOTTLE I SEE U DRINKING SINCE 9PM AND THOSE 6 BABES?
Jokes Etc / Re: Nairaland House Of Representative. A.k.a House Of Share The Money. U are Welcome by porryred(m): 3:52pm On Mar 23, 2013
THIS IS SENATOR CHOPANDSCREW REPRESENTING AMAMAKEMONEY CONSTITUENCY IN SOUTH WEST .ON D ISSUE OF PUTTING MORE MONEY ON PETRO SEY NA SUBSIDIZING OR WATEVER .ABEG MAKE WE HOUSE KNOW WAT % OF THE MONEY THE SHOELESS MAN WAN GIVE US AND IF D % IS GOOD HE CAN INCREASE IT 5000% SO FAR EACH ONE OF US IS GETTING 2000LTRS WEEKLY FOR THE RUNNING OF OUR CARS,GENERATORS AND OUR OLOSHOS.
Food / Re: What Do You Gain From Drinking Alcohol? by porryred(m): 11:34am On Mar 22, 2013
WETIN SELF??ALCOHOL DEY KILL OR DAMAGE.COKE N FANTA DEY CAUSE JEDIJEDI(PILE).TOO MUCH WATER DEY CAUSE PROTUDING TOMMY grin HABA WETIN MAN GO COM DRINK?ACID?CHEMICALS?ABEG NOTIN LIFE SHAYO JOOOR.ALCOHOL DEY OPEN BRAIN AND MAKE U FEEL SHYLESS.IT TAKES U TO A NEW WORLD.[color=#990000][/color]
Nairaland / General / Re: Popular Brands From The Late 70's, 80's And Early 90's by porryred(m): 11:05am On Feb 25, 2013
ANYONE REMEMBER OSE KONGI(KONGI SOAP)??

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Jokes Etc / Re: Real Puzzle by porryred(m): 3:53pm On Feb 20, 2013
na 40 .
4x4 single squares = 16
3x3 squares = 4
4 square squares = 9
Midde little squares = 2
tiny middle squares = 8
giant squares = 1

40 total
Jokes Etc / Re: Tips To Know If Your Phone Is A China Phone by porryred(m): 2:29pm On Feb 19, 2013
i don laugh so tay i don give all of una ADDRESS to boko -Haram ....NL get enogh kolo pple

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Sports / Re: Adenuga Gives Eagles $1M, Keshi $200,000 by porryred(m): 3:09pm On Feb 11, 2013
OMO KESHI PASTOR DON HAMMER O.AM SURE THE PASTOR GO DEY CARRY CALCULATOR N WILL B CHECKING ONLINE N NEWSPRINTS ABT ALL THE DONATIONS COS HIN 10% MUST COMPLETE N NO CHEATING.

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Health / Re: Lagos To Ban Smoking In Public Places by porryred(m): 2:02pm On Sep 18, 2012
wetin concern govt if i smoke anywhere?imagine saying for health reason..wetin concern them with my health?dem wan give me money if i get cancer?where is d freedom of life then?abegii park well joor commissioner...
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by porryred(m): 1:38pm On Sep 01, 2012
my last 3 to meet go b
VOLTRON
SUPER TED
TOM & JERRY
Nairaland / General / Re: Three Great People You Would Like To Meet. by porryred(m): 1:34pm On Sep 01, 2012
SIR ALEX FERGUSON.....commend him for all his united achievement n football in general
IBB..............look into his face and said i sabi thief pass u
OBASANJO.......shake his hand n says i get strong head n punishment pass u
Politics / Re: CBN To Introduce N5000 Note In 2013 by porryred(m): 1:12pm On Aug 31, 2012
CBN, in its quest to have the approval of Nigerians, has assured that the new N5000 will come with very reliable features like:
-Anti - fire resistance
-Dries instantly when it gets in contact with water.
-It will aromatically glue it self when torn
-Currency Notes will come with FLEXIBLE SIM, so u can 'flash' ur money if u misplaced it and know the exact location it is or the person who stole it.
-And the most importance it can get married and give birth to many other N5000 notes
Celebrities / Re: Will You Join Illuminati If You Were Offered $15 Million by porryred(m): 3:17pm On Aug 14, 2012
ABEG WEY THE MONIMY ACCT NUMB NA EVEN $ ACCT SO IT DON EVEN OUT.WETIN WE DEY TALK WEY SOM PPLE GO DON DEY QOUTE BIBLE?AV U SEEN ANYBODY WEY GO HELL COM BACK?HOW MANY DAYS B ETERNITY SELF OR YEARSES?NA THIS LIFE EVERY MILIJOJO DEY O.SO U WAN DIE IN PORVERTY N AGAIN STILL GO TO HELL?EVEN D BIBLE SAYS *OWO NI KEKE IYIN RERE*send d form instanta
Music/Radio / Re: Fela Kuti: 15 Year Anniversary: Your Favourite Fela Lyrics And Quotes Here by porryred(m): 11:13am On Aug 02, 2012
RUNS.TOEFL.GRE:
FELA IS A COWARD...I NO LIKE HIM MUSIC AT ALL...ENCOURGING CHILDREN HOW TO SMOKE WEEDS..HE IS A BIG FOOL...

hw old r u sef? Kiddo!


Y U GO DEY ASK HIN AGE SELF..U SUPPOSE DON NO SAY NA ALL THIS YR 2000 KIDS NOW....
Phone/Internet Market / Re: Urgently Needed!!!nokia E73 by porryred(m): 1:15pm On Jul 19, 2012
sheruppp: Yes I have ..Please make a call on 0171-2518570

your numb is not going.kindly chk again tanks
Phone/Internet Market / Urgently Needed!!!nokia E73 by porryred(m): 1:21pm On Jul 18, 2012
URGENTLY NEEDED NOKIA E73 USED OR NEW.KINDLY CALL OR TXT 08056656099 TANKS

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