Someone says something funny,and you are like *are you kidney me*

gentlechyke:
white man creates a phone and you video chat with your brother you call it technology but when your Grandmother in the village use a mirror to see you in the city you call it witchcraft. No value for african products.

nna ehn leave em,u can do video call with somebody thousands of miles away wet in be dat if no witchcraft

OK keep d rest

Arsenal fans we're inviting you guys to watch the senior boys play later today

youngfocus:
una by force don't like my post,abi u no hear say the last person wey like my post dey for alagbon dey chill wit d nigga there,wen I ask who like cocaine,if u av at home like my post,nt knw say C.I.D dey for nairaland

youngfocus:
una by force don't like my post,abi u no hear say the last person wey like my post dey for alagbon dey chill wit d nigga there,wen I ask who like cocaine,if u av at home like my post,nt knw say C.I.D dey for nairaland

oya gimme likes

. yes we won

referee we no play again e don do

man u wan draw ..we no go free for una

kevoh:

We are coming, just putting on our trolling gear!

make una do fast make we dance one corner abeg

Odianose13:
Does anyone have anything to say about LUKAKU? I'm short of words

we love lukaku ,he is a fantastic player

Chelsea fans where we dey na

. up Chelsea

Blackhawk01:


I'm the baddest church girl, you'll get a pass to hell with me by your side...

as in all expense paid trip to hell ..bro oya collect m

good out continue

True talk bro

in olamide badoo's voice *baby let us play mummy and daddy,let us say I'm d daddy and you're the mummy,you go under the blanket I'll come and meet you there you knoooooow*

Nightcrawlers secondary school.....lagos

Any news from lautech??

. Eleyii gidi gan

Eazie351:
you‘re zoomed man! Been trying to add u on whatsapp. What happened?

spirit of Zhe game bro.send me ur Watsapp no privately

zulex880:
Can we see your pictures first before rendering any help? We got different grades of Slim, That of Tekno, Wiz khalifa and Yung thug, Which of them go perfectly describe you

half tekno half khalifa

MhizzAJ:
Am trying to lose weight and this one is trying to be fat
Take time o

oya gimme na

gentlegenius:
Even though we hardly find virgins these days, but that is not an excuse for me to marry a tart. Even if I can't find a virgin to marry, There's a standard I set for myself which I can never compromise. Though I'm not a virgin myself, but I have never disvirgined and girl in my life and will never do so except I'm ready to marry her. I'm also not the type that sleeps around with different girls. The number of girls I've slept with in my 30 years on Earth can be counted with the fingers of one hand. Just 3 to be precise. I am also very careful about the kind of girl I slept with. All these will form the yardstick I'll use to assess any lady who is not a virgin before marrying her. And that is only if I fail to get a virgin.
I can't be so careful about sleeping around with girls and end up marrying a girl who was carelessly sleeping around with men.
This is my standard and I'll rather remain unmarried for life than compromise on this standard.

at last someone with class

Ever8054:
..,a responsible ipob member ....

. you don find trouble

$1 to 1 naira

Eazie351:

And his name is now even mr. jude. I‘ll comment my reserve

eaziekov. aw far na

at last mission accomplished ogbono e don done

utd fans right now

greenstar:
Manu have finished my life. What a useless team man utd is...
Bleep!!!
I'm dead... My allowance o

sorry bro I feel ur pain

gooooooooiallllllllll 2-2 :Dgooooooooiallllllllll 2-2

bettercreature:
Damn! United players are too sluggish

leave em e pay us ..stk

bettercreature:
Damn! United players are too sluggish

leave em e pay us ..stk