franklingud:
You should have locked him inside tank and throw in tear gas there.
If he survives, He's lucky!

You are the wickedest person ever known

kaityn:
One of their kind threatened to frustrate my stay in school because of my rejection towards his advances. I thank God for His timely intervention. The school authority looked into the case and he really regretted crossing my path. It's all God.

.detail please.

Extremefiles:


Either you're high or you're blind

I'm just finishing four tubor kings, will that name me sense, we go see

IGoComotYaTeeth:
it's not easy

Why is it difficult? You did not create her, she's got her own life, her own will.
It's just some stupid pride that makes guys act that way. An average guy or mature man will and should accept rejections wholeheartedly because our specs different.
Even wife dey reject husband sometimes, so?

Deffjam:
op I just waste your money because ........with 3k for Az for my guys everywhere go Burst. :-Xop I just waste your money because ........with 3k for Az for my guys everywhere go Burst.

You for jux talk say you get niggas wey dey your back any day any time

na how many bottles of coda, wraps of SK and Cards of rochie that 3K wan buy... ? ?

Then how many Niggas wan dey ontop the parol?

Las las na to appriciate them shaah.


... This is written under the influence of alcohol....

Spending123:
OP abeg post pictures and videos because the Bible says " seeing is believing "

OMG!!

Look at them shouting 100k as if na money wey get value. I did same with a guy who locked a water tank against my younger sister at ekosodin uniben. Why because the pretty little girl rejected his advances. Na S and T barrack for isiohor the guy find himself. Of course my uncle was a Gen. then.

IGoComotYaTeeth:
you get mind o

I was just imagining this in Makurdi

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

So what's the moral of this yeye story
*take weed before writing stories on Nairaland
*Don't be a cultist
*Have 100,000k for solider revenge package
*Don't have any smoke pals
Hmmm

durasome:
.detail please.

you must be one of them
Becareful.

What the guy did to your sister was absolutely wrong and he deserved everything that come his way but why don't you do it the legal way ?

As calabar boy wey I be... You wired 100k just to organise soldiers hmm mbok what do you do for a living??

Wetin police go do?... Collect money from cultist and let them go after them settle... What's the difference between police, army and cultist?... If you no know only difference is the uniform.

Politicians are your leaders... They are the head of the fish and wen fish one spoil it starts from the head and filters down.... If you want kill snake start from the head.

Untill you start holding your politicians accountable it will still be the same story.

Newboss:


We are our own problem in this country. Politicians are just the scapegoats

Queenslander:
Very good, those guys are something else!!

Who is this angel that is crossing my path?

Ratedgang:
Look at them shouting 100k as if na money wey get value. I did same with a guy who locked a water tank against my younger sister at ekosodin uniben. Why because the pretty little girl rejected his advances. Na S and T barrack for isiohor the guy find himself. Of course my uncle was a Gen. then.

you be correct guy... who no dey fear Soulja for this life Baba!?

A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.


Are you too daft to understand how police act in this part of the world or you're just deliberately stupid?

tayo60:
Op is lying. Why has he not been responding to comments here? Op don japa!

He is not under any obligation my darling sister

PenName55:


And you think you are a wise commenter.

Shior!

100k looks like 100million naira to you because you are broke.

When it comes to saving the life of your family members yould spend more if your bank account is fat.

Not everyone is stingy even when danger comes looming.

She is still not safe with the 100k he wasted, is either the OP is not a wise man or he is lying.

Ratedgang:
you must be one of them
Becareful.

.I would have joined had any one been able to tell me the benefit of being one.

Lapinski:
You are a true son of your father. Some people dey write their dreams here. You wire 100k?

Lmfao!!! in his wildest dreams... I still dey wait until the day wey I go sabi create thread ontop D's nairaland... naso I go dey write my own dreams and imagination too

sweetMichael:
na stupid guy, getting slap by his gal everyday..i read the article too,but for ur sis,that guy must be AY..cos kings don't do that..

Pls share the thread for me mbok

b0rn2fuck:
[s]I looked at your profile , I saw true beauty[/s]

ya eyes need serious washing!

Ratedgang:
Look at them shouting 100k as if na money wey get value. I did same with a guy who locked a water tank against my younger sister at ekosodin uniben. Why because the pretty little girl rejected his advances. Na S and T barrack for isiohor the guy find himself. Of course my uncle was a Gen. then.

omoh power Good I swear. To be civilian for this country get as e be

Hugomexis:
My sister has always been telling me about a particular notorious cult guy who has been making advances towards her.

I don't live in same area with her so I wouldn't know.

She told me anytime she passes, the guy would beckon on her to come and when she refuses as usual, he'd make lewd remarks towards her.

I always laugh it off because I thought that's where it'd end until she called me crying that the guy slapped and seized her phone.

I asked her what happened and she said she was going to buy something from a nearby market late in the evening, she saw him and he cat called her. She ignored him and he called her a harlot then she replied him by saying he's stupid and foolish.

Then he came for her, slapped her and seized her phone.

I was furious. I quickly dialled the number of my soldier friend to organise 8 soldiers that would follow me there.I wired him 100k to buy drinks for them.

He organised them for me and together we took private car to where my sister stays.

We got there and we couldn't find the bastard so we arrested his folks who he smokes with till they can produce him. After threatening them, they led us to his location.

On seeing the bastard, I just rush am better slaps before my army friends come give am better marching and flogging with frog jump.

See the way the fool was crying and shedding mucus like the bastard he is. I wanted to lock him up in panti for two weeks where he will never see light and food but due to the begging from the community, I let him off with a stern warning that if dem born him and his stupid cult well, make him touch my sister again.

I go let am know the difference between six and half a dozen.

Correct guy

punisha:
u be man...
not the other bingo claiming he is an alpha male and receiving daily slaps from his girlfriend in one stupid thread I just read.


for those alarmed at "he wired 100k" dunno if this is fictional or not but I'd do more if u touch any lady I know talk more of my own blood sister.

it's normal if he actually sent the soldiers some money buh as he bn talk that wire na e work me... still asked for about 8soldiers ontop one single cult boy again... abeg I don drop jor

Macdav:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.


Are you too daft to understand how police act in this part of the world or you're just deliberately stupid?

bros no mind am, na cultist...

KingsArome:


She is still not safe with the 100k he wasted, is either the OP is not a wise man or he is lying.

Your opinion is yours

goodnight

Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.

Are you too daft to understand how police act in this part of the world or you're just deliberately stupid? [color=#990000][/color]

Help2020:
A civilian hired soldiers to come and do the work of police, only in Nigeria. And tomorrow you will claim the politicians are the only bad people in Nigeria. Change your mentality dude.

Abeg which police

You for use that 100k buy better phone for your sister

Waste of 100k

10k for don tidy this level

Today on things that never happened lmao

Innomach:

Is the meme photoshoped?

Yes.