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Afromentalist:
Abeg tell us the gist jare

That's why I like Logobenz. Always so entertaining , real and filled with wisdom

AlhajiBitcoin:
After seeing pictures, what again do you want us to do ? I did the calculation too, first thing.

My own story be say, I chatted one girl up at ShopRite, she became so overtly nice, we strolled together while shopping, she was with her basket and trolley Infront of me, at the pay point. All of a sudden, nah so this girl left the line and entered the shelves picking more items randomly so fast, and she came dumped them in her basket while she disappeared again.

Now, I searched for her, and don't have her number, it was time for her to pay and she was nowhere. I just pushed her cart aside and paid for mine and was leaving.

This girl appeared from nowhere and was asking me about her goods, assuming that I have paid for them.

I told her to enter the pay point, that her goods are still in her cart.

I jejely left. Women take men for fools.

Karleb:
A cup of ice-cream for N4k?

How possible? Is it that expensive?

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

perkyB:
instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

KefeeBRIGHT91:
Offpoint1 on the beat with Offpoint english. Respect bros.

Ginaz:
Go back to school. It's an assignment cos you're sounding dumb.

You specifically said you would take the same order as hers , whatever she's having. Which meant that whatever toppings she wanted to take , you would take that too.

Except you lack comprehensive English , you're sounding like a liar. Who shows off like this ? Just take a look at your pathetic show off sef.
Which just adds to the fact that you lied with your story, added maggi and salt to make it a woman bashing thread for your fake larger than life egoistic self.

IfGodbeforus:
Both of una na Same of the same. Cunny man jam cunny woman. Una two need to repent. Una two need Jesus.

Kriss216:
There's more to life after a pot of soup. Reject poverty in your life, bros.

perkyB:
instead of you to be a gentleman u ended displaying your inadequacies

Ginaz:
Go back to school. It's an assignment cos you're sounding dumb.

You specifically said you would take the same order as hers , whatever she's having. Which meant that whatever toppings she wanted to take , you would take that too.

Except you lack comprehensive English , you're sounding like a liar. Who shows off like this ? Just take a look at your pathetic show off sef.
Which just adds to the fact that you lied with your story, added maggi and salt to make it a woman bashing thread for your fake larger than life egoistic self.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Joysticks:
Some of those lady will deliberately dress in a seductive way to an eatery and supermarket to find mugu.This one hook her for neck

Joysticks:
Na this small thing be #4000?That money go cook 2 derica of rice,and better stew with 2Kg of turkey

Back to the topic,some guys would have paid for both.The lady for chop and go.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

Solmax:
For cold stone.. it's normal depends on size of cups and toppings. Bought two cups for I and my babe 3k each today.

Atiku:
Two people dey line, one in front and one behind.
How come cashier dey give the one for back bill? Hmmm

Olayinka777:
U no get sense! Apparently u have never been to any Coldstone outlet b4. When u are with your partner u stand side by side at the counter on not on the queue.

Solmax:
For cold stone.. it's normal depends on size of cups and toppings. Bought two cups for I and my babe 3k each today.

Kriss216:
See how this bleeding gender take open legs carry cup for hand dey disgrace her kindred for public, on top ice cream wey another man buy

SeaTrade:
I dey town,when you reach just holla me,I dey for you.
That is if you are coming next week ooo

Atiku:
It has nothing to do with any cold stone outlet. You can stand beside your partner anywhere.

The girl na him partner? Why did he put himself in a position to pay if he cannot? Or was it his first time at coldstone?

Ginaz:
[s]You guys were so focused on the story that you didn't see the lies .

He said he would be having same order with the girl and she asked for 2cups. His own added to the order made it 3 cups of cold ice cream.

Now he said 1 cup cost 4,100
4,100 ×3 = 12,300.
He lied and said 15,500.

He paid for his cup of ice cream only which the total amount for the girl to pay up her ice cream would be 8,200 naira.
He lied and said 11k+

It's either the op didn't go to school or he outrightly lied and added maggi and pepper to the story to make it sweeter for women bashers to come and rain insults of course .

This story was made and seasoned with lies.[/s]

Ginaz:
[s]I don't believe the story sef. The guy lied with the sums , obviously his story was a mixture of lies and half truths.[/s]

Ginaz:
[s]Go back to school. It's an assignment cos you're sounding dumb.

You specifically said you would take the same order as hers , whatever she's having. Which meant that whatever toppings she wanted to take , you would take that too.

Except you lack comprehensive English , you're sounding like a liar. Who shows off like this ? Just take a look at your pathetic show off sef.
Which just adds to the fact that you lied with your story, added maggi and salt to make it a woman bashing thread for your fake larger than life egoistic self.[/s]

Ginaz:
[s]If you and I should be on the same level I would be so embarrassed standing next to an empty brained man who thinks he's worth more than a monkey jumping in the bush.

Take a look at your lowlife tout abgero English. Man!! Go back to school and stop trying to be a fake alpha man cos you don't look it.[/s]