Cunning man jam wayo lady...the story of an Ijebu man meeting an Urobo lady.

Na who know go know!

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

lol...
Heaven gate far from u wahlai, This one na shege, mixed with Vawulence ProMax.

Morientez:
Hmmm a plate of ice cream 4100"? Money way i go take cook beta pot soup.. Nia you take lick sugar wey dem put for ice block..

Bro. i am not buoyant neither am I wasteful, but one thing u MUST have to deal with in life is;
THERE ARE LEVELS AND STAGES IN LIFE.
What is 5k ice cream for som1 with gud millions in acct. and solid investments?. Everyone derives pleasure differently.

That 4k soup u will prepare in your LEVEL; a lot will use same 4k to prepare; soup, stew and beans.

NEVER allow your view of life take over logical reasoning.

SeaTrade:
So was bored today so I said let me go to coldstone today and get something.
Got there,stood in line and in front of me was this very gorgeous girl(tall,dark,big yarnsh,fresh skin plus fine face)
I initiated conversations, had small talk and told her I will be having whatever she is having.We laughed and all...
She asked where i stay i told her and she said hers is close too so we can go together and she will end her ride,
I told her okay it's cool.
Initially she came for one cup,maybe as she come see me na wetin make she increase her order to 2 cups
Omo when the bill came,the bastard weh dey counter combine all our things come give me billing of N15,500 for 3 cups ice cream that he knows very well I came alone.
There and then I told the fool we are not together and I will be paying for mine only.
E cone tell me N4,100 ,I pay then come wait the girl she pay N11k+ with her card while I watched
So me and her come go outside so I come ask am make we go meet her bolt na so that we can cancel the ride,she say no say she's not cancelling again that I should leave it
I tell am okay,jump inside my car and zoom zoom zoom....
The girl go say she jam better bastard today,make I come pay 15k for ice cream when I am not mad.

I love what you did.

Most of those girls are animals in human form, entitled bastards

Mannerless creatures. Kudos bro

Offpoint1:
What relevancy is this news to the current Nigeria economy?

Nairaland guys will never disappoint showing their immaturity on this platform.


You pay! IDGAF
You no pay! I still DGAF

Fool, you dont give a Bleep , u came to romance section by yourself, read the thread and still commented and yet you dont give a fck ? Who cares about what u give or dont give a fck about ..

Today at Cold Stone in Port Harcourt, I indulged in a delightful ice cream experience, savoring the rich flavors and enjoying the warm hospitality. A perfect treat on a memorable day.
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This your experience, is a normal thing o! Left for me. I will pay.

You guys should be calming down.