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SweetCunt97:
This has nothing to do with being nice! You haven't even give d lady time to trust u. Fvckboy oshi. Liks say u no get sister. Idoat

you failed to be objective here obviously because you’re a girl... she purposely wanted to come late at night so to play a fast one on him... why didn’t she tell him she won’t be able to come to his house initially but waited till late to have him meet her at the restaurant... if she had succeeded in collecting the 5k.. she’d probably hell her friends how she played this guy and the guy no see her pant”..... to me they both played theirselves...

Lambarry1:
Lol.... very funny date experience. We had been face timing for 2 months. On the meet and greet date, I welcomed her with a warm hug as she dropped from her gigantic SUV which she padded the driver's seat with a huge throw pillow. She is 5'1 I am 5'11 she complained I was too short for her as we hugged even though i had to nearly squat to get the hug. As we walked hand in hand from the parking lot to the restaurant, her eyes caught my red gucci shoes which I had bought for $ 85 early that morning just for the date and she yelled that my red shoe was a turn off even though she was wearing a tattered winter boot. We eat avoiding stares at each other and having nothing much to talk about. Lol the date was dead on arrival. After dinning, we walked to our different cars like we never met before. Hahahahahah. Akata dey crase.

lol

MejiLoyon:
Brought her friends along. Four of them. One follow bring him boyfriend. Where I vex na where the boy carry the wine wey dey table us am do video dey hype himself.

No be me kuku order. Na them
I for still stay but them dey gist dey talk dem no even look my side. So I be cash mule Abi. In 30 minutes I don reach felele dey play PlayStation. Blocked her number.

Bubble plus ringroad Ibadan.

How they sorted their bills? Ask Google. I be Edo boy. To be mumu na taboo

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Bad guy

JohnSin97:
It's not that you're a bore, am sorry to say most nigerian girls are airheads, if it isn't about big brother naija, "relationship goals" or some vain materialistic shit it doesn't interest them, they usually think alot in terms of the present thus their love for quick present gains and short sightedness....you can play along and pretend to share the same interests with them but deep down there wouldn't probably be any real attraction and you'd be the one getting bored...... I'd suggest you try surround yourself with people who share the same interests as you, go to those tech and science conferences and expos, you'd meet men and women who share the same interests as you and probably land a date....

yeah same thing a friend of mine told me some time ago before i actually got to date for real and i realized i wasn't as bad as i thought, just happened to be attracted to someone who has no interest in my interests so to say. anyways thanks still, its good to know that as always.

platodeen:
My name is Yusuff Abayomi.
M 34
Genotype: as
From: Oyo State
Location: Lagos
Profession: Accountant
Complexion: Dark
Height: 6fts
Religion: Muslim
Body Type: Athletic
Looking for: Relationship to marriage.
I am d jovial and fun-to- be-with type. Brilliant and hardworking, but an introvert.

M looking for a Yoruba muslim lady;
Genotype: aa
At least with HND
Never married
Fair in complexion (not compulsory).
Between 25 and 30
Prefered Zodiac: Aries, Libra, Gemini, or Leo

Location: Lagos
08132356057
Pls assist me

Quit your religion, i guess the religion could be your problem, quit it for Christianity, then start going to all the church program organized by pastors there you wilk find a wife, belive me

DemonInvoker:
Met one smallie online...We got talking and I asked her to come see me,She said she would love to but she doesn't have tfare.I Told her to get from any body after all it was 200naira,she said no and explained it's was 500naira...I told her no problem she should borrow and come that I would give her 5K for Tfare.
Later that same day she called me that she was coming.
I waited till 6pm,7pm no call...Then To 8pm the smallie called me to come and meet her an eatery around my area that she was there.
Every attempt to get her down to my house proved abortive,So I walked down to meet her,it was a fast food restaurant...She was looking very fine, fresh and Sharp with very standing breast.
I immediately,told her order and take any thing..She went for Fried rice and Chicken,then I asked what she would drink with it she said soft which I paid for.
I come sha get chicken pie and drink for myself make e no be like say I just cum dey look her face.
We started sha gisting and next thing she said she would be leaving soon ohh,that it's late already for her and her aunty doesn't tolerate late nights...As a guy man,I told her no problem.
After everything,I asked her again if she won't atleast reach my place and she asked me to do what?!I said atleast know my place naw,She said another day....As a guy man,I've always learned not to worry a lady that has turned down your offer multiple times...so I said okay no problem...I started facing my house only for the smallie to remind me of the 5k for tfare I had promised her...I told her I spent it on the food and drink she took that I don't have any money on me again,she too told me she doesn't have any money on her to go home...That she borrowed from someone to come..That I promised to give the 5k...I then told her unless she would follow me to my place so I can give her the money...She finally agreed to follow me but on reaching my house she stopped at the gate...That I should go and get the money that she was waiting here...I went inside,locked my gates and never bothered coming out again...
After waiting for a while she started calling but I didn't bother picking...She later sent a Text that she was trekking from Okokomiko to Sapele this night because of me,that "her god would judge me"..I quickly replied her that "My own God was already judging her,that she should trek to sokoto for all I care"... That's why when ona hear stories of girls trekking no be here ohh,e dey be.

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gregyboy:
Quit your religion, i guess the religion could be your problem, quit it for Christianity, then start going to all the church program organized by pastors there you wilk find a wife, belive me

I am a Christian but wetin you write no make sense

AsherAmari:
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AsherAmari, na u worst pass self. You couldn't tell him.. Scabbash or cabash is prayers (kinda loud and speaking in tongues prayers)

Ugandatales:
I was a teenager at the time. I agree that was a bad move, and I have suffered the karma over and over. lol!

Too bad. Everyone deserves to be treated nice unless they take d niceness for granted

Blyzz:
AsherAmari, na u worst pass self. You couldn't tell him.. Scabbash or cabash is prayers (kinda loud and speaking in tongues prayers)

*In zic alomas' voice** did he not see prayers among of my comment lol...

Mine wasnt a terrible date but a date everyone would wish for


So i meant this girl on Facebook 2017, she sent me a friend request i accepted, because it was unusual for for me to get female request from ladies, tho she wasn't pretty it was a plus for me chatting a lady who sent you a friend request we chatted few times but i wasn't really interested in it, through her pics she wasn't really pretty, but she kept persisting to chat me up, whenever am online even asking me why i ignore her messages, so i waa forced to always chat her up most time, i decided to have her come visit me in school, she agreed at once, i posted her severally without getting to see her, i gave excuses why we couldn't meet, if i had asked her out on Facebook if we could date she probably would have said yes, without thinking twice, tho we haven't meet yet , so one day i just had to cross my mind to meet her, konji self dey worry me that period, if she too ugly i use my pillow on her face and bleep her, and finally we meant at a bus park, Damm, this lady was so pretty i was embarrassed by my own ugliness on a norms i wouldn't dare approaching her type of beauty, she was pretty, her Facebook pics was terrible, she isn't the photogenic lady at all, i was like this how, i would have missed such a pretty lady, i thanked my ancestors right there, i got to finally meet her, we went for the date, an eatery near school,
she wasn't demanding she just asked for few stuffs i paid and bought my self a drink and we started gisting it was fun she even complimented me severally how handsome i was
We never dated anyway, she told me i was making shakara back then, that if i had asked out then it would have said yes straight away,
She was the first lady i took home, and we still together till date probably if we had dated we wouldn't have been together by now....
We are more like friends with benefit relationship thing....
Some people are not just photogenic

Jayrow08:
E go go, na her friend number b dis
0816 081 7065

Make I try her number again

scave:
I am a Christian but wetin you write no make sense

Who gives a Bleep bro, Islamisbad and toxic

Kayberg:
Never been on a date…
Perhaps that will one day become a reality.

Yea Me too! let go out on a date you are I?

DemonInvoker:
Met one smallie online...We got talking and I asked her to come see me,She said she would love to but she doesn't have tfare.I Told her to get from any body after all it was 200naira,she said no and explained it's was 500naira...I told her no problem she should borrow and come that I would give her 5K for Tfare.
Later that same day she called me that she was coming.
I waited till 6pm,7pm no call...Then To 8pm the smallie called me to come and meet her an eatery around my area that she was there.
Every attempt to get her down to my house proved abortive,So I walked down to meet her,it was a fast food restaurant...She was looking very fine, fresh and Sharp with very standing breast.
I immediately,told her order and take any thing..She went for Fried rice and Chicken,then I asked what she would drink with it she said soft which I paid for.
I come sha get chicken pie and drink for myself make e no be like say I just cum dey look her face.
We started sha gisting and next thing she said she would be leaving soon ohh,that it's late already for her and her aunty doesn't tolerate late nights...As a guy man,I told her no problem.
After everything,I asked her again if she won't atleast reach my place and she asked me to do what?!I said atleast know my place naw,She said another day....As a guy man,I've always learned not to worry a lady that has turned down your offer multiple times...so I said okay no problem...I started facing my house only for the smallie to remind me of the 5k for tfare I had promised her...I told her I spent it on the food and drink she took that I don't have any money on me again,she too told me she doesn't have any money on her to go home...That she borrowed from someone to come..That I promised to give the 5k...I then told her unless she would follow me to my place so I can give her the money...She finally agreed to follow me but on reaching my house she stopped at the gate...That I should go and get the money that she was waiting here...I went inside,locked my gates and never bothered coming out again...
After waiting for a while she started calling but I didn't bother picking...She later sent a Text that she was trekking from Okokomiko to Sapele this night because of me,that "her god would judge me"..I quickly replied her that "My own God was already judging her,that she should trek to sokoto for all I care"... That's why when ona hear stories of girls trekking no be here ohh,e dey be.

You play stupid games, you win stupid prizes

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

I don't know I don't like the idea of showing girls my dick. Even if we want to have sex I make sure the girl is unclad before putting off my cloth. Because I know I will feel used if I off cloth babe no come grew off cloth. I was asked my girl if she would like to see my dick she said yes but since I know the place wasn't conducive for sex I just laughed and told her no chance.

Iamvetlander:
Make I try her number again

Wetin u wan yarn her?

Spendint

AsherAmari:
Lol.. nah...

Abi na! Either the guy was psychologically abnormal or u re spiritually.

noble2faith:
Abi na! Either the guy was psychologically abnormal or u re spiritually.

Keep quiet!

SweetCunt97:
You simply wicked. Abi "guyman" means wickedness? Pussy entitled morafaka

Assuming she came to the guy street without following him into his house that's still understandable. But the bitch went to a restaurant. That makes her an entitled bitch too. To me they are even.

DemonInvoker:
Sounds Rape-y to you coz I got the wrong impression....If na every girl wey dey sleep overnight with you at your crib or enter your bedroom you succeed fvck then na you be the Rapist here?! Matured minds talk things inside,if you finally say no then you go bounce but that's Matured enough not to embarrass me in front of my house.....You know how many chicx don enter my bedroom still lock up for one reason or the other or you think say na every body love to Rape like you?!!....Some willl definitely say no while spending the night over at your place sef and leave first thing in the next morning even after clubbing with you...You Are the only Rapist here coz you think like one...If she entering my house that night automatically means Rape to you then I don't have words for you again...As you can't learn any other thing from the story besides Rape, fvck off..2pm_5pm no do you come see guy wey you won cum see briefly na from 8pm to 9pm and you think say you Wise?! Don't ever give me the wrong impression, don't ever make me look like an idiot.....If not you fit sleep outside sef or bounce in the middle of the cold night.shikena
If you can't be Persuasive as a man na fowl you finally be,you no be man.

Bro don't mind those modafvckers. You are even too nice sef to have paid for her meal. You asked her to come see you at home but she decided to go to a restaurant without prior notice. As in what audacity to even call after entering the restaurant like she is entitled to the meal. Then last last refusing to enter your house. She took you for a ride bro and that modafucker didn't see anything wrong in that but that she trek back home sweet my belle.

SweetCunt97:
This has nothing to do with being nice! You haven't even give d lady time to trust u. Fvckboy oshi. Liks say u no get sister. Idoat

Talking about double standard. Like the guy doesn't need to trust her before paying for her food. The girl shouldn't have bothered coming at all. I guess you don't need trust to chop someone's money.

Stephenmoka4:
My dear, I didn't even go to the love department.


The first girl said she likes me, later said she doesn't feel the same.

The second one (religious), telling that one I'm interested is like an abuse but, still keep up with me.

(All this year)


I just lost interest in dating world, cuz I think it doesn't works for me.
I usually hang out with the guys or look at the opposite direction if I see any young couple.

Any tip?

At least now I understand why dates aren't your thing. I initially thought you were an 'anti-date' kinda person solely for the reason of just being one.

I think dates are nice and helpful in building a relationship with people. They provide a sort of civil, natural setting that allows us to portray ourselves the way we want people to see us. And If we're lucky, we can get those people interested in us, or rather the mystery vibe we give off.

Tips? Unfortunately, I have none. I haven't gone on that many dates (they weren't that many) and it has been long since I went on one, so I'm the not the person to give you tips.

Greatkenny2:
you failed to be objective here obviously because you’re a girl... she purposely wanted to come late at night so to play a fast one on him... why didn’t she tell him she won’t be able to come to his house initially but waited till late to have him meet her at the restaurant... if she had succeeded in collecting the 5k.. she’d probably hell her friends how she played this guy and the guy no see her pant”..... to me they both played theirselves...

Maybe she doesn't get how stupid the guy will feel when the girl tell whoever cares to hear that she was paid 5k to come and chop the guy's money. The girl is pained that after the lion share of ball possession she got they still got to play 1-1 goalless draw. lol.

AsherAmari:
Keep quiet!

See painment!

Agwadi:
Date

filters deceived me o.......this babe no reach 0.9% of wetin those filter app do for her...."she worwor"

I call her nd tell her say me dey wait her for eatery, she described her dress code...when me sight her from the eatery glass door as bike drop her, i use my cap cover face and walk out of the door the same time she wan enter......never again

After you'll claim you prefer brains over beauty.

See you, see your life

Sixfeetbelle:
At least now I understand why dates aren't your thing. I initially thought you were an 'anti-date' kinda person solely for the reason of just being one.

I think dates are nice and helpful in building a relationship with people. They provide a sort of civil, natural setting that allows us to portray ourselves the way we want people to see us. And If we're lucky, we can get those people interested in us, or rather the mystery vibe we give off.

Tips? Unfortunately, I have none. I haven't gone on that many dates (they weren't that many) and it has been long since I went on one, so I'm the not the person to give you tips.

Two weeks ago, I took myself out at night. There was this young couple (students) sitting next to me. I was looking at the other side as usual until I heard the sound of chair shattered. The guy was mad at her.

He later came back, this time I decided to observe what is going on. (They couldn't tell if I'm looking at them cuz it was dark outside).

When I started hearing

" You scattered me psychologically"

You think everything is a joke.

You think any normal guy will take this lightly with you.

After all I've done, you're still doing fling abi.

I would have slapped you right now, if not for one thing.

You think guys don't have emotions na, abi.

etc

Me myself I just do, quickly leave that place. I started thinking; can dates be this bad. Sha I will not let another person experience paint it black for me.

KingOzigi:
I've had two unforgettable dates...

1st was with this girl I was trying to Behind up since she's below who I want in terms of exposure. I loved her innocence and naivety plus I believed everything was possible...... I should have known better.



2nd date was something else, menstruation came through and I had to be her shield all through till we got home. Very heavy flow and there was no place to get tampon. I wasn't really embarrassed like the first one. I even loved the fact that I was of assistance all through the menstrual dilemma. I think I loved this girl more than I ever loved any girl. She seemed like a perfect partner to me

The 'seemed' worries me.

Is she not your partner now?

AsherAmari:
*In zic alomas' voice** did he not see prayers among of my comment lol...