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Sixfeetbelle:
The 'seemed' worries me.
Is she not your partner now?

KingOzigi:
She is and I'm still not convinced enough.

fattprince:
Bro don't mind those modafvckers. You are even too nice sef to have paid for her meal. You asked her to come see you at home but she decided to go to a restaurant without prior notice. As in what audacity to even call after entering the restaurant like she is entitled to the meal. Then last last refusing to enter your house. She took you for a ride bro and that modafucker didn't see anything wrong in that but that she trek back home sweet my belle.

Loveknitting:
Yea Me too! let go out on a date you are I?

uchman:
Liar from hell...
2017 GMC SUV, who ask you the car name?

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

odogwunaija:
I met this young Irish girl in the pub in Manchester, we just got along pretty well and exchanged contacts. The following week, I asked her to come over for a hangout. As we were chatting and having fun, from nowhere this girl asked me "is it true that black guys have big dick"? I was like " well, it's not scientifically proven but I don't have small dick either". This girl asked if I mind showing her my dick, I must have done a million backflips in my mind. Off we drove to her house. As I off my trousers and brief, the girl looked at my prick, smiled, touched/massaged it and was like "fair enough, the rumours are true. U can dress up now. U care for a drink "?. I was like "really.... u don't wanna feel it inside of u?.
Long story short, this girl no gree me do anything oo. I felt so foolish and used. If I hear say I meet am again

MeekySmudger:
,..So everybody should enter one corner and start crying abi,...you yourself you are a kidnapper.

Agwadi:
Date

filters deceived me o.......this babe no reach 0.9% of wetin those filter app do for her...."she worwor"

I call her nd tell her say me dey wait her for eatery, she described her dress code...when me sight her from the eatery glass door as bike drop her, i use my cap cover face and walk out of the door the same time she wan enter......never again

DICKstractor:



We came together to the place. Had fun, watched movies together, but when it reached the time to tel her my feelings, I went totally blank. Like, I didn't know what happened, I wasn't myself. I was just there sweating profusely.

That was my first and worst date experience


At that point, I told my heart to just stick to pumping blood and stop catching feelings.


But now, I'm a pro in this game

Kayberg:
Mmm….

Loveknitting:
What nothing?

Kayberg:
Do you actually meant your comment or it's just a comment?

Loveknitting:
That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?

Loveknitting:
That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?

Sixfeetbelle:
I see.


And after all these vetting, you'll end up cheating on her with a lady you didn't even vet once.

Lemmy123:
I stay in Abuja too, do you mind if I take it up from here?? Please...

Loveknitting:
Hey! Morning.

Lemmy123:
Hey.... Did you sleep well?
Good looking out out to you, dear

Loveknitting:
Thank you, how is your day going?

Lemmy123:
Not so well, especially because you have not said anything about a friendly hangout...

Loveknitting:
That can of depends, I guess, btw I stay in abuja you?

KingOzigi:
I've had two unforgettable dates...

1st was with this girl I was trying to Behind up since she's below who I want in terms of exposure. I loved her innocence and naivety plus I believed everything was possible...... I should have known better.

So I dressed up for the date after prior notice to her and then invited her to my house to make my points clearer and also present her an opportunity to see my outfit and at least dress in compliance since I know she hasn't done that before.

I got to the venue and put a call through and she asked me to wait that she'll soon be on her way...... I shouldn't have waited.

Lo and behold her call came through, she's at the gate of the venue and I should come pick her up. Her outfit could make a frog puke, so carelessly dressed, so below casual, so terrible.

I sha let it go and welcomed her like a gentleman will do, hugged and all the PDA happened so at least I can get her comfortable around me in an eatery.

Took her to her seat and asked what she'll like to have, babe said she's not having anything that she's full. Headache catch me immidiately. Like, what's a date for? To come and sit down and talk? I insisted she had something, she was adamant. I sha ordered for drinks, energy drink hoping it could loosen her up since she's being uptight and a teetotal. Babe was serious o even after opening drinks that I was just wasting my money, she won't take water sef.

Long story short, I had to take all the drinks alone, I can't come and waste money.

Just when I was about going to foot bills, babe stood up and was feeding her eyes carelessly from the eatery's window. I was embarrassed tbh. That was the last time I spoke to her.

2nd date was something else, menstruation came through and I had to be her shield all through till we got home. Very heavy flow and there was no place to get tampon. I wasn't really embarrassed like the first one. I even loved the fact that I was of assistance all through the menstrual dilemma. I think I loved this girl more than I ever loved any girl. She seemed like a perfect partner to me

Romanoff:
We were matched by friends we had in common.

Dude just wanted to see me based on pictures he saw and several chats we had.

He picked a day, I agreed. On that day I was so broke, not even bike fare to go out and mumsie no dey for me to ask.

The guy suggested an eatery, I said we should go on a stroll instead (as a rule, I no dey go on date if I no get my Tfare or money for food wey I go order, I hate see finish).

Guy came for the stroll at my bus stop. I met him there and we strolled to two bus stops ahead of mine, talking and getting to know each other. When it was time to go, dude said he will put me on bike so I don't have to walk back alone, I told him not to worry, that I'd walk (as I know say I no get Tfare).

This guy no gree o, was insisting. I said he should not worry. After the back and forth, this guy looked at me and said "ah, you don't have bike fare, why didn't you say so"? I now said I have bike fare, I just want to walk home. For bus stop, oga begin shout "where's the money, you must show me the money".

I just left him there and jogged home. Got home and narrated the gist to my mum and sisters, they laughed hard and the guy earned the name "show me the money".

That's how it didn't exceed the first date o.

May his soul rest in peace cause he's late now.

Ayo2004:
Took this girl on a date beginning of this year...we were vibing until I saw she refused to eat the chicken,maybe she was shy of eating it with her hand or something

Me that borrowed money from my brother,I carried the chicken from her plate and started disecting it,naso she start to dey vex dey shout on top my head make people dey look us
God save her my mama raise me well and I don chop her chicken,she for don pay for her food

Agwadi:
Date

filters deceived me o.......this babe no reach 0.9% of wetin those filter app do for her...."she worwor"

I call her nd tell her say me dey wait her for eatery, she described her dress code...when me sight her from the eatery glass door as bike drop her, i use my cap cover face and walk out of the door the same time she wan enter......never again

DICKstractor:



We came together to the place. Had fun, watched movies together, but when it reached the time to tel her my feelings, I went totally blank. Like, I didn't know what happened, I wasn't myself. I was just there sweating profusely.

That was my first and worst date experience


At that point, I told my heart to just stick to pumping blood and stop catching feelings.


But now, I'm a pro in this game