Nah like that e dey be..

bestie talk is pure nonsense.

Even I enjoyed my Bestie that year

not all bestie is scam nau

below has always been my best definition of bestie.

bestie na coded friendzone and coded open relationship option.

A bestie is somone trapped while leaving friendzone to sidechick/sideman.

if your girlfriend has or insist on having a bestie you are in open relationship.

if your boyfriend does same just leave,you have lost the battle of dunkirk

I know the kind of ladies I'll do "bestie" with.
Any lady with tiny bow legs, flat nyash, flat chest and biiig lips can easily be a bestie with me because I know that nothing... (and I mean absolutely nothing) can attract me sexually to her.

Na normal thing.
That's what besties do.



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Welldone, they do it everyday

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A boy and a girl can never be friend. It always end in heartache.

You began by getting drunk.

If.we Christians speak against drinking now, you will.climb all over us.

Abeg, make I carry maseff comot, jare.

You simply could not tell all departments, capital NO.
Another fallen man.
Thank God Joseph in the Bible overcame.
Let's read stories like ,....
We got into the sheets and .....you jumped down and told her you're sorry.
That's a man

Prick and women can't be friends. Simple

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...bros one thing i learnt in life, no amount of drink can make a man sleep with a woman he doesn't want to....why ur drunkenness no make u put hole for the pillow or the matrass make we know say conji really hold u ? she pretended to sleep in ur matrass....did she pretend to put ur pweek in her punny ? u wanted it at that moment and u could not control urself and had sex with ur best whch u enjoyed going by this statement "guys I don't think I have ever made love to a woman that way before"........so why trying to paint the woman or lady like she is the devil herself ? if na ur mama lie down for ur bed , u go use drink eye lash her ? bros u are as guilty as she is...she wanted u and u had no self control.........QED!

Which kin play Dog wan play with Lion?

Na d way u take describe dat love making na im I Dey imagine, sotey d babe Dey beg to be ur second wife. guy u pack punch o!!

Abi which kind play dog dey play with lion?

bestie my foot

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Jman06:
I know the kind of ladies I'll do "bestie" with.
Any lady with tiny bow legs, flat nyash, flat chest and biiig lips can easily be a bestie with me because I know that nothing... (and I mean absolutely nothing) can attract me sexually to her.

Hmmmm......Devil go shock you!

CaveAdullam:
A man and a woman can't be friends. There's no platonic friendship between both of them.

Women use it as a leverage to get what a man can provide. And men, like patient lions waiting behind the woods, will predate on her at the right time. This's simple biology.

To this rule, no exceptions between matured and normal adults. Respite is but for a while, because at the right time, place, ovulation, libido, all dresses will fly out!

However, men are naive, the reason why the friendzone lingers and they are interred inside it. Men think being friends will make women change their mind and offer them sex freely. And if he at the right time, he fails to launch his missile, he will continually sink deeper into the friend zone until the woman finally discard him. The friend zone is beneficial to the women because in most cases they received without opening their legs wide, while the male loses because women keep on with the harangue: bestie, we're just friends, platonic relationship, blah blah blah.

Whichever way, "bestie" is a scam, and both party will leverage upon the ignorance or attitude of the other: Men wants a taste of the cookie; women wants the materials.

Baami, you no go mind if I reason you 'UDEME'

North Pole Standard...

Khd95:
Na women dey carry this bestie thing for head, and most men play along hoping they hit the cookie jar soon

I remembered back in school, there was this tall black beautiful hausa/Yoruba babe then, we were really close, she had a boyfriend and she was staying with him, and me wanting no commitment at that time was free with her, at some point she wanted to get a room close to school because of high cost of transportation from her boyfriend's place to school, so I helped her secured an apartment in my student area compound, she was very happy, she started moving around with me, telling everyone I am her bestie, sitting on my legs, making sexual eye contacts with me, giving me that knowing look, if she doesn't see me, she is not comfortable,if she sees me with other girls, I will receive some sullen attitude from her till,until I whine her head and inform her those girls are just friends and nothing else, she practically told me she wants to Bleep me or atleast since I don't wanna date, I actually wanted to Bleep her and be fucking her, cos I felt if I don't know her boyfriend,she's single to me

Meanwhile she told her boyfriend about her school bestie who helped her secured an apartment, explained some topics to her, made it fun at school for her etc etc, at few times we made out, kissing sucking and all that, but there was no penetration

As luck will have it, the boyfriend visited her one day and met me, the guy had so much respect and love for me, for helping her babe in school, while the three of us were seated and gisting, guilty conscience wan finish me, but this babe acted like nothing was wrong, omo I fear women that day, the boyfriend insisted he must 'flex' me that day, that he heard lots of beautiful things about me, and he wants to appreciate me for that, he promised me that if I ever wanted to visit his place(his own house) anytime I should feel free

Brethren, that day the boyfriend visited, this girl went out to get drunk with the intention of carrying out what she had always wanted, at this point, I sleep in her room sometimes, and we haven't bleeped, she made the moves my sitting on my legs while I was laying on her bed pressing my phone, she wore a bump short, prick na bastard, small time the idiot prick don gather muscle, she moved her hands to my chest and started dry humping me in a cow girl style, I could take it anymore, I lifted her up a bit and worked her inner core real good with my fingers, she was soaked, she hurriedly undid my flap and brought my dicc out, she was about sitting fully on my dicc when my mind flashed back to his boyfriend,I would have bleeped her head out that night, but I felt I was breaking the bro code, I just met the boyfriend today, and he's a nice guy, it wouldnt be nice to sleep with his girl even tho my body wants to

I took excuse from her to get condom from my room, enter the bathroom washed up and and slept in my room without returning to hers, the following morning, the kind of evil look this girl gave me, for weeks she avoided me like l had a contagious disease, she doesn't even want to hear my voice or see my face, I knew I had lost the friendship i had with her, I don't know if I did right by not fucking her cos till today this girl never still forgive me and I have lost contact with the boyfriend

Bestie na scam

Lol..nice story.

You did great. showed you have some standards. I kid not though, that babe will still fuq someone else. The boyfriend already lost her

emonis88:
Na d way u take describe dat love making na im I Dey imagine, sotey d babe Dey beg to be ur second wife. guy u pack punch o!!

Man wey sabi..

Quite unhypocritical like some forming brand new righteousness..

Ere kini aja n ba ekun se?

Bestie,,,, my foot!

And don't underestimate P.A,,,,, na P.A dem take deceive me!

Thanks to that heartbreaking surprise visit. But you know what, sometimes you might just need to pretend you see nothing until you hit him/her where the pain would last longer. You stand to lose more if you begin to vomit all that you know at early stage. Plan the revenge well

You do not put yam and goat in the same barn claiming that the goat will not eat the yam just because the goat saw when the yam was planted as a seed during farming season. Goat must eat the yam somehow someday

Michelle55:
not all bestie is scam nau

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I take full responsibility for the sex, it takes two to tango, remember!

Did she try to contact you after the incident?
Why did she not initially tell you she had feelings for you?

Achievement ?:x

I agree and it's a disaster when caution is thrown to the wind. One has to be careful and learn when to draw the line

Bros, you obviously did not use protection as it was impromptu. Hmm. You are not out off the woods yet.
Surely she planned it as she was waiting for you in the room. There is a high possibility she don intentionally(last chance) make you give am belle.
The next few weeks will be interesting.
Welldon

The both of you have been in love from Day 2.