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NiRfreak:
"You up for quickie here"...is a game move.. lol

Giving her condom to wear for u....is another killer move to render her cunt in tears.

Simp can never understand that audacity in their life......... reason they are shouting it's a lie.

Draslo:
Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?
Modified
4. Mulan stopped showing in Nigerian cinemas during the last quarter of 2020.

Draslo:
If you can believe his story, then you can believe all the major lies in history. Go and find out which cinema is still showing Mulan.

Hugomexis:
Sequel to my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/6500787/what-happened-female-banker

So after coming back from church yesterday,I called her to ask if she was still up for the date later in the evening.She answered in the affirmative.

So in the evening,I got dressed in my long sleeve shirt with knickers and face cap with my white sneakers to boot.I met her up in the bus stop we agreed to meet.God she was so pretty and sexy in her short wine coloured gown with the lipstick and stiletto heels to match.The gown really made her curves prominent.I complimented her beauty and she blushed slightly.I ordered uber to the cinema.

On getting there,I ordered for three packs of chips and two bottles of coke.

We got in and picked our spot to sit.We were few in the hall.In fact,we weren't up to 10 in total.

We started watching the movie(Mulan).Mulan is thrash by the way.As we were watching,I put my hands over her shoulders and tried smooching her breasts from time to time

Anytime I did so,she'd take my hands off her shoulder telling me to allow her concentrate on the movie.I let her be then later she snuggled up to me to rest her head on my chest.I wrapped my hands around her,feeling her breast.I could hear her soft moans.I used my left hand to type a message on my phone 'You up for a quickie right here' then I showed it to her.

Her intial reaction was that of incredulity before she nodded her head in agreement.I quickly scanned the area.There wasn't anyone behind us.The closest person to us was seven seats away so wouldn't notice.

I slipped out my condom from my pockets and handed it to her,telling her to wear it on me herself.She unbuckled my zippers,played with my penis for a while before wearing the condom on it.After wearing it on,she gently moved over and sat on me,grindly me slowly.She's an expert.Damn.


The way she rolled and twisted her waist on me sent me wild.She's a really bad girl. We both were struggling to hold back the pleasures we felt.I came and she got down.I slipped off the condom and tied it inside a nylon.

We continued watching the movie till it ended then we left.I ordered different ubers for us as were both going in different directions.I kissed her before she entered her uber.

She asked if we could up some other time and I told her it depends on when I'd have a chance away from my busy schedule.

Dammyzeal007:
Oga dey lie gently naw...
which cinema dey put coke inside nylon? Haba mana � maybe na okokomaiko cinema sha...

candygist:
The same lady that ask if you were not irresponsible like Davido. The both of you are mad.

Hugomexis:
Sequel to my previous post

https://www.nairaland.com/6500787/what-happened-female-banker

So after coming back from church yesterday,I called her to ask if she was still up for the date later in the evening.She answered in the affirmative.

So in the evening,I got dressed in my long sleeve shirt with knickers and face cap with my white sneakers to boot.I met her up in the bus stop we agreed to meet.God she was so pretty and sexy in her short wine coloured gown with the lipstick and stiletto heels to match.The gown really made her curves prominent.I complimented her beauty and she blushed slightly.I ordered uber to the cinema.

On getting there,I ordered for three packs of chips and two bottles of coke.

We got in and picked our spot to sit.We were few in the hall.In fact,we weren't up to 10 in total.

We started watching the movie(Mulan).Mulan is thrash by the way.As we were watching,I put my hands over her shoulders and tried smooching her breasts from time to time

Anytime I did so,she'd take my hands off her shoulder telling me to allow her concentrate on the movie.I let her be then later she snuggled up to me to rest her head on my chest.I wrapped my hands around her,feeling her breast.I could hear her soft moans.I used my left hand to type a message on my phone 'You up for a quickie right here' then I showed it to her.

Her intial reaction was that of incredulity before she nodded her head in agreement.I quickly scanned the area.There wasn't anyone behind us.The closest person to us was seven seats away so wouldn't notice.

I slipped out my condom from my pockets and handed it to her,telling her to wear it on me herself.She unbuckled my zippers,played with my penis for a while before wearing the condom on it.After wearing it on,she gently moved over and sat on me,grindly me slowly.She's an expert.Damn.


The way she rolled and twisted her waist on me sent me wild.She's a really bad girl. We both were struggling to hold back the pleasures we felt.I came and she got down.I slipped off the condom and tied it inside a nylon.

We continued watching the movie till it ended then we left.I ordered different ubers for us as were both going in different directions.I kissed her before she entered her uber.

She asked if we could up some other time and I told her it depends on when I'd have a chance away from my busy schedule.

Draslo:
Oga go and start writing erotica. You might make money instead of all these make believe stories for attention on Nairaland.

Major lies
1. Condom in pocket to the movies. Really?!
2. Nylon in movie hall to tie the condom. Really?!
3. Ordering of two Ubers? Haba! You can only do one per trip. What do you think we are? Foolish and dumb?
Modified
4. Mulan stopped showing in Nigerian cinemas during the last quarter of 2020.

lkillbrokehoes:
Nawa oh, una really bad here

Draslo:
The only bad person here is the OP. All his topics na bastard lie dem be

Classcaptain1:
This Buhari Government suppose employ you. Apparently you will do a better job than Lie Mohammed. If to say u get sense, you for just die the matter for the first thread but as sense far from you, you created a bigger lie. You no try at all. You be Sawaba.

Brexxit:
That's why I love nairaland, detectives everywhere.The story is as fake as toke makinwa butt.


Baba wan form Emeka ike and Ramsey Noah but nairalanders quickly change am for am.

IceColdVeins:
The ultimate lie here bro:
He was directed into a seperate office by the customer service rep according to his first thread, definitely the lady banker would be on nothing lower than the Senior Banking Officer grade, with atleast 500k salary. Now tell me which slaying Nigeria lady on that income will not have a car of her own or agree to meet you up in a bus stop?
The moment he mentioned bus stop, I just weak
Op no go die well

Hugomexis:
I don't really like to reply you nairaland ogbomsosho sherlock holmes

As for your first question,which real nigga doesn't keep a condom in his wallet?


As for your second question,I'm sure you read where I said I bought two bottles of coke.Can't your dumb brain tell you those bottles of coke were put inside a nylon?

As for your third question,I used my phone to order one trip while she used hers to order for her own trip but I paid for both

Ikea81:
where you see nylon? you buy akara too?