Hi fam,

A girl who asked me out early this year is pregnant now. She professed her love on Facebook.

She used the right words to win any guy's heart.

I wasn't just ready for commitment, and I responded her poetry with “thank you,” accompanied with an off-point “how was your day” to send the message that I deemed it a compliment.


I knew it was a turn off. But it was as polite as I could go.


Ladies and gentlemen, I saw this lady yesterday with a baby bump! She was pregnant all through!


Why do ladies do this? Why transfer your neglect to sb else? I feel this is an emotional robbery.


What's your say?

She saw you fit to be her baby father..but you rejected unknowingly..If I be you I go dey with three bottles of life and pepper soup now..

lilvicky68:
She saw you fit to be her baby father..but you rejected unknowingly..If I be you I go dey with three bottles and life and pepper soup now...

My fowl for lay cooked egg baa?

chatinent:


My fowl for lay cooked egg baa?

Lol

Hmmm...like seriously??

She asked you out now she's pregnant...

She toasted you while you are bluffing...

You should have ready before you redi

So she wanted to dash you the pregnancy? Is that what you're saying?

Narrow escape.

AfroKnight:
So she wanted to dash you the pregnancy? Is that what you're saying?

Narrow escape.

Nna ehn, na so o

chatinent:


Nna ehn, na so o

Are you kidding me?

Congrats. In fact I will drink one bottle to celebrate your narrow escape.

bros, other girls need to fear you o, common "thank you" online na him the girl carry belle. abeg put caution for others wey go come read this thread.

Omooo if to sey you be rat eh, aswear dah girl get skills for where that olden days iron trap dey..

She really set am well, even buy shawa put with her "poetry" chaiii.. You lucky no be small, infact your name suppose be Lucky(without the Johnson lol) Remain small dah iron trap for tear tear your belle, e for even take style catch tail but thank God sey na brush e brush you mana nwata nwanyi ahu dikwa veli dangelous o.. Anyi ga esokwa gi je mee Thanksgiving echi, emechaa i ga kporo anyi je n'ulo gi ma kporo anyi obia.. Okwa nkwobi maobu loi-loi na ezigbote ofe oha, "stepu godi ya downu" with nkwu enu nwanne ighotago

Lol don't mind me, just catching cruise.. I think in a bid to "cover" her shame, she probably thought it wise to get you in the picture so it becomes "officially okay".. Thank your chi, alot of guys don't easily get out of this kind of situation, DNA testing helps now though.

Dupe lowo ori ee - Olorun yo ee

1F30M4:
Omooo if to sey you be rat eh, aswear dah girl get skills for where that olden days iron trap dey..

She really set am well, even buy shawa put with her "poetry" chaiii.. You lucky no be small, infact your name suppose be Lucky(without the Johnson lol) Remain small dah iron trap for tear tear your belle, e for even take style catch tail but thank God sey na brush e brush you mana nwata nwanyi ahu dikwa veli dangelous o.. Anyi ga esokwa gi je mee Thanksgiving echi, emechaa i ga kporo anyi je n'ulo gi ma kporo anyi obia.. Okwa nkwobi maobu loi-loi na ezigbote ofe oha, "stepu godi ya downu" with nkwu enu nwanne ighotago

Lol don't mind me, just catching cruise.. I think in a bid to "cover" her shame, she probably thought it wise to get you in the picture so it becomes "officially okay".. Thank your chi, alot of guys don't easily get out of this kind of situation, DNA testing helps now though.

Thanks. The ofe oha adigo ready.

Op, thank your Stars....if not,you for don receive another person pikin via bluetooth....

But come to think of it,why are some girls so devilish to the extent that they even seem to surprise the devil herself when it comes to sinning

Atleast if una no dey fear God,make una fear dog ohh

Michelle55:
Why you reject pikin wey she wan dash you for free?
On a lighter note: Just be thankful that you narrowly escape else we will be hearing a different story by now.

Dear, it's not as though I'd have had carnal knowledge with her. I am also surprised how she would force me into accepting it, or steps she would have taken if I had agreed.

chatinent:


Nna ehn, na so o

You know that's a lie. How can she dash your her pregnancy? She was probably alone and needed a friend. All the blessings to those men who give their friendship to ladies despite their flaws, mistakes and fvckup.

SweetCunt97:
You know that's a lie. How can she dash your her pregnancy? She was probably alone and needed a friend. All the blessings to those men who give their friendship to ladies despite their flaws, mistakes and fvckup.

You don't trust a preggie lady who doesn't know who's responsible for her preggie.

chatinent:



You don't trust a preggie lady who doesn't know who's responsible for her preggie.

Did she tell you she doesn't know who's responsible for her pregnancy? Anyways na u sabi

lol congrats bro u narrowly escaped..

oya mk i drink one bottle of chilled Heineken for ur head na

SmellySperm:
lol congrats bro u narrowly escaped..

oya mk i drink one bottle of chilled Heineken for ur head na

lol

lalasticlala fp

SweetCunt97:
Did she tell you she doesn't know who's responsible for her pregnancy? Anyways na u sabi

You won't understand. Anyways, have a nice 2021.

chatinent:
Hi fam,

A girl who asked me out early this year is pregnant now. She professed her love on Facebook.

She used the right words to win any guy's heart.

I wasn't just ready for commitment, and I responded her poetry with “thank you,” accompanied with an off-point “how was your day” to send the message that I deemed it a compliment.


I knew it was a turn off. But it was as polite as I could go.


Ladies and gentlemen, I saw this lady yesterday with a baby bump! She was pregnant all through!


Why do ladies do this? Why transfer your neglect to sb else? I feel this is an emotional robbery.


What's your say?

you have alot of issues and need to see a doctor. seriouslya girl asked you out, you denied her, now you're worried she's pregnant. how E take concern U?? infact U need deliverance join doctor's prescription.

Teel012:


you have alot of issues and need to see a doctor. seriouslya girl asked you out, you denied her, now you're worried she's pregnant. how E take concern U?? infact U need deliverance join doctor's prescription.

I have a right to be worried about myself.

chatinent:


lol


lalasticlala fp

the girl been Wan Wande coal you bro

Heineken:
the girl been Wan Wande coal you bro

The Wande Cool part tho. lol

chatinent:


The Wande Cool part tho. lol

she Wan Davido you join

Chatinent, dem dey pay una to create all these fake stories?

The way u doge this be like u deal with crypto

You get luck bros!!!