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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Polyglot7pointO: 4:26pm On May 03, 2021
Frankiecrenshaw:
Guy you no street at all. Any thug that insults my mother bro is getting shot close Ränge, asin drive by style 2 Pac and biggie.
lol Na story u dey find Na wahala u go see
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:27pm On May 03, 2021
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HeadNigga:
he is even asking for tips on how to fight like a thug. Dude wants a rematch. This is real life Mr OP. If you think it would be like Anthony Joshua vs Ruiz rematch, e go shock you...
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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by pricklewane: 4:27pm On May 03, 2021
What you do not understand about fight is you do not always have to win the physical fight to win. Watch if the tout will continue with the insult or if he would move on to another person mother who can not lift a finger. Once a bully know you will put up a fight they'd rather move on to those that never will.

samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Polyglot7pointO: 4:27pm On May 03, 2021
seanwilliam:
grin grin like seriously?


Reading all the comments in this topic ehn, I don die laughing grin grin wutang
me sef I don almost choke ooo
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by saintruky(m): 4:28pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
why you dey laugh. I just want my face to return to normal

Can i see pictures of d face... Ma know wetin to recommend to heal it fast
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by meobizy(f): 4:29pm On May 03, 2021
Na only you dey this world wey calamity dey befall you every other day? Na wa, o. The only drug you need is time. In comics, after every battle, Captain America ends up in a hospital bed to recover from all the injuries he sustained while fighting super powered baddies. If a man who heals in days has to do that then you need at least a full week for the same.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Omoslim26: 4:29pm On May 03, 2021
tasalanoni:
Don't dare engage in an open confrontation with him. Revenge is best served cold and all you need is patience.
Pretend that you've forgotten everything that happened between the two of you, and take time to study him just as a wildlife scientist studies a nocturnal animal. Carefully monitor his habits, leisure spots, associates and every other important detail about the bastard especially his security vulnerabilities and then strike him at the very moment when he's alone and can't reach out to his cartel.

Mind you this must be carried so secretly and with utmost patience as the whole process can take longer than 2years but keep your eyes on the goal- ELIMINATION..
THIS ISN'T FOR THE CHICKENHEARTED.
However, don't play the street game if you don't have the street mind..

If the person you are talking about have any hope and future ambitions, This your advice is not going to help him.
This guys dont live for anything, they have no business with planning for tomorrow, they only live for the now.
What if he gets caught while eliminating someone who has no value for his life.

That means he will rot in jail for killing someone who is useless.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by iwaeda: 4:29pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

Send pix, let me know what to recommend.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by tradepunter: 4:30pm On May 03, 2021
Monitor his movement for a period of time... Know the places he goes and all

Once established plan your attack... Since he appears to have more rugged edge over you make use of catapult from a dark area at a good range

If that fails make sure you have sand to pour into his eyes if he confronts you... But you must ensure he doesn't know you have hand packed with sand.

Or you can get a sharp object on you in case he gets you in choke hold... Plunge it into his ear... If you succeed step on his knee from the side or from the front aim at the knee cap.

If your mind don't carry you forget it and wait for karma to visit himil

If your mind carry you and you succeed, then prepare for major escalation from him and his guys.

Or you wait to move out of the area then come back knowing that you loved ones isn't in the line of fire

Weigh all the consequences and pick the one that won't make you fight for long... They have all the time but you just wanna save your mother dignity

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Malawian(m): 4:30pm On May 03, 2021
Pierocash:
lol

Leave the street for those that owns it, you don't belong to the street.

Go get police and get arrested simple
The streets ain't meant for everyone, that why they made the sidewalk.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by INCREDIBLE007(m): 4:30pm On May 03, 2021
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Kabir5643:
Listen to Mortal Kombat theme song and go back to meet the guy


lols

bros this your advice looks somehow
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Lazenby007(m): 4:30pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I have use rob. is not working.
Guy cool down! Even without using anything your face go return to normal.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by alizma: 4:30pm On May 03, 2021
Mutemenot:
I may be stubborn but fighting thugs is one mistake I wouldn't like anyone to do. They have no value for life, and can attack you in numbers ...
When some of us act like cowards to avoid confrontation with thugs, you think we are fools abi? A thug has no value for his own life talk less of another person's body. Better count your loss and move on. Next time he may go as far as forgetting a broken bottle in your belly, I guess you know your chances should that happened. so I will advise you let the sleeping dog be because I don't want to type RIP on nairaland anytime soon.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by oluwasegun007(m): 4:31pm On May 03, 2021
Fight with thug


I dont blame them.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by saintruky(m): 4:31pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I dont have time to arrest anybody. I want to fight back like a wounded lion but for now how would my face return back to normal. Doctor and nurse in the house should help

I like ur courage.. u are indeed a wounded lion..

U remind me of AJ vs that street thug, for d rematch he show d thug shege... So heal fast n go for a rematch... U don get clue how d thug dey fight, try beat am for him own game.. be steps ahead of him...
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Omoslim26: 4:32pm On May 03, 2021
Op you have done your part, just treat yourself and move on but be careful of your environment, if you intend to continue engaging the thug who has close to zero value for both his life and yours, get some combat training and ensure you don't go into his dormain.

Not all fight are fought to be won, some fights are to prove a point and you did that already,so you won in this stead.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Indispensable85(m): 4:33pm On May 03, 2021
Hahahaha..... hahahaha.... hahahaha......I was beaten really bad...got me laughing like crazy...lol..

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by dalass(f): 4:33pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
why you dey laugh. I just want my face to return to normal

Go to s clinic/ hospital, your face will be back to normal in a day or two. Go and lodge a complaint at a police station while your face is still swollen. The police will get him arrested...

Don't try it next time... He's called a thug cos he's used to street fights while you're just wannabe hero with no training at all in self-defense... Leave that fight... Nothing good comes from fighting a thug

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by 15ssDRIVE(m): 4:34pm On May 03, 2021
Show us the pictures of the face .

Make we see the damages and then recommend drugs that can reconnect the disconnected face or faces ....



The motive is genuine, for my mother I will do the same,but different mode of attack.


Abeg do Jeje oh.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by TOPCRUISE(m): 4:34pm On May 03, 2021
Go to Hospital before it gets out of hand.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by ussv: 4:34pm On May 03, 2021
The idea is not to fight at all, you should seek other ways to redress the issue. Fighting is usually not a good thing , it can lead to a near fatal or fatal situation.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Olabode211: 4:35pm On May 03, 2021
hope is not MC oluomo people??
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by alizma: 4:35pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I dont have time to arrest anybody. I want to fight back like a wounded lion but for now how would my face return back to normal. Doctor and nurse in the house should help
If you want to fight like a wounded lion then is better you go for the fight first so that you can threat both part1 and part2 injuries together at once.
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Quality20(m): 4:36pm On May 03, 2021
Beckysexy:
Wetin Person no go see for this Nairaland sef? grin
I'm sure the OP wan form Jackie Chan the actor, but unfortunately got beaten by the boss and ended up with a swollen face. grin

@OP, I like your bravery Sha. grin
but na ds kind brave men una de like well well
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by maximus4455(m): 4:36pm On May 03, 2021
It happened to you because you don't have money. The Bible say money is a defense
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by winkmart: 4:36pm On May 03, 2021
See your life
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by seunmsg(m): 4:37pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge

Raise some money, give it to thugs from another gang and tell them to beat him up. If you don’t have money, get your friends that can fight to help you out. If you don’t have money and friends that can help you, forget about the incident and move on.

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by TrebleChamp(m): 4:37pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by zolajpower: 4:37pm On May 03, 2021
Polynek:
No cause 4 alarm, buy an Aboniki bam, apply it in d affected area, apply d bam and press it gently atleast 3 times a day. you ll see a positive result in 3 days. And stop fighting use police next time
And take vitamin C

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Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Lagoon0: 4:38pm On May 03, 2021
Mutemenot:
I may be stubborn but fighting thugs is one mistake I wouldn't like anyone to do. They have no value for life, and can attack you in numbers ...
I will wound any thug that cross my lane because I'm educated thug.

My base is Lagos . after retaliation I'm at ajegunle or epe , I'll be back when hood settle down.

I'm always alert because I don't 4give
Re: Somebody Help. I Have Been Disfigured by Nobody: 4:38pm On May 03, 2021
samwriter:
I fought with one thug guy that normally insult my mother. I was beating really bad. he use iron to hit me on my face and my face is swollen. I have been pressing it since morning the face is still swollen. Is there any drug I can take to return my face to normal and how can I fight like a thug somebody help because I need to revenge
trust me he will either stop insulting ur mum or will b watching his back.

since he only knows how to use weapon.

he is a coward

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