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I was bored and I decided to out to "celebrities"... I happened to sit close to a boy and a girl... Mehn, it was like in the movies but, I witnessed it first hand... The babe was eating Spaghetti and big chicken lap with small pack of juice... The boy had nothing he was eating but just water and he was pretending he was so busy with his phone... He was stylishly talking to himself low-key to form busy and the babe was enjoying alone o... I was laughing in Chinese.. So, my question is, instead of buying just for her with that whole lot of extended money and him having nothing, why not take her to the BUKA? With #1500 or Urgent 2k, una go chop rice with ofe-akwu with chilled soft drinks but, what do I know ?? What's with this behaviors guys

Wahala

The gluttons association of Nigeria (GAN) vs the Simps association of Nigeria (SAN) ....dem plenty die no be small

Naija girls wicked.. se her smirking.

Please make sure you have the consent of the person you're posting his/her photo.

RoyalBoutique:
Please make sure you have the consent of the person you're posting his/her photo.

Ode

Dem dey shoot Comedy

unamamatoto:
I was bored and I decided to out to "celebrities"... I happened to sit close to a boy and a girl... Mehn, it was like in the movies but, I witnessed it first hand... The babe was eating Spaghetti and big chicken lap with small pack of juice... The boy had nothing he was eating but just water and he was pretending he was so busy with his phone... He was stylishly talking to himself low-key to form busy and the babe was enjoying alone o... I was laughing in Chinese.. So, my question is, instead of buying just for her with that whole lot of extended money and him having nothing, why not take her to the BUKA? With #1500 or Urgent 2k, una go chop rice with ofe-akwu with chilled soft drinks but, what do I know ?? What's with this behaviors guys

joblessness is real, if you have good work. How would you have even had the time to compose and take pictures of other people who are unaware of your existence.

SMAN shall locate this young man, arrest and prosecute and lock him inside dry well for 21 market day, his phones and ATM cards seized too, those hungry looking girls who had found ways to make him spend so much money, shall be located too, their Identity broad casted on all platform for our men to be at alert and never accommodate or entertain them, they shall be made to regret the day they made this young man spend this huge amount of money, money he should have used to buy 2 plots of land in banana island or asokoro districts

Great Sman, shishi I no get

Na joke I dey oo abeg

stanliwise:
joblessness is real, if you have good work. How would you have even had the time to compose and take pictures of other people who are unaware of your existence.

imbecileeeeee... How about your harlotttt Moda... Ode

Haaaa...! This guy is not part of the stingy men association of Nigeria.

unamamatoto:
imbecileeeeee... How about your harlotttt Moda... Ode

Be cool man, be cool

stanliwise:
joblessness is real, if you have good work. How would you have even had the time to compose and take pictures of other people who are unaware of your existence.

Ode nla,are you new to internet or nairaland. This photo trended months ago,op just used it because he saw similar scenario play out where he went. Is English that difficult to comprehend or you are SIMP_ly daft?

If u wanna b successful in life, stop simping and u will become great...ask Dangote , Trump and Bill Gates

ekene101:
Ode nla,are you new to internet or nairaland. This photo trended months ago,op just used it because he saw similar scenario play out where he went. Is English that difficult to comprehend or you are SIMP_ly daft?

I am a SIMP!
Infact I will change my bio soon and write SIMP.
As a simp is a person who do cannot have his own reasoning but must follow some gay men hiding under covers. Coming to Nairaland, creating spam thread to convince and insult people.

Anyway I am different, If that means being a SIMP. Well it is a welcome development.

So next time find another curse word. This one iyaff expired.

Meanwhile your brother is jobless, no work

Kingcalls:
If u wanna b successful in life, stop simping and u will become great...ask Dangote , Trump and Bill Gates

Be a simp and express yourself on Nairaland today. Don’t allow some gay men or Men who hate women but talk about women all day let you loose your voices

Be a simp and express yourself today.

stanliwise:
I am a SIMP!
Infact I will change my bio soon and write SIMP.
As a simp is a person who do cannot have his own reasoning but must follow some gay men hiding under covers. Coming to Nairaland, creating spam thread to convince and insult people.

Anyway I am different, If that means being a SIMP. Well it is a welcome development.

So next time find another curse word. This one iyaff expired.

Meanwhile your brother is jobless, no work

mumu, you don't need to announce it, we already know you are a sissy... So, stop making it a national anthem.. ode

unamamatoto:
mumu, you don't need to announce it, we already know you are a sissy... So, stop making it a national anthem.. ode

my other name is mumu sissy. So you have another name?

stanliwise:
my other name is mumu sissy. So you have another name?

dey form hardman online x depression go finish you when you log out...

unamamatoto:
dey form hardman online x depression go finish you when you log out...

Yes now, simp are also people too. Oh you’re shocked. A simp is before you now and answering you.
You think simps are not bold.
Or my kind of simp is different?

stanliwise:
Yes now, simp are also people too. Oh you’re shocked. A simp is before you now and answering you.
You think simps are not bold.
Or my kind of simp is different?

no... You form bold online and chicken out in reality... English comprehension is not that hard

unamamatoto:
no... You form bold online and chicken out in reality... English comprehension is not that hard

No now have you forgotten?
Alpha Bleep, beta buck
And Alpha male are strong and dominant
Simp are weakling and are submissive.

It is like my simping is bold o

stanliwise:
No now have you forgotten?
Alpha Bleep, beta buck
And Alpha male are strong and dominant
Simp are weakling and are submissive.

It is like my simping is bold o

I thought I was engaging an enlightened fellow but, I was wrong, keep on with your foolery !!!

unamamatoto:
I thought I was engaging an enlightened fellow but, I was wrong, keep on with your foolery !!!

Nice development. They leave When they can’t insult.

I wish other guys can learn

unamamatoto:
I was bored and I decided to out to "celebrities"... I happened to sit close to a boy and a girl... Mehn, it was like in the movies but, I witnessed it first hand... The babe was eating Spaghetti and big chicken lap with small pack of juice... The boy had nothing he was eating but just water and he was pretending he was so busy with his phone... He was stylishly talking to himself low-key to form busy and the babe was enjoying alone o... I was laughing in Chinese.. So, my question is, instead of buying just for her with that whole lot of extended money and him having nothing, why not take her to the BUKA? With #1500 or Urgent 2k, una go chop rice with ofe-akwu with chilled soft drinks but, what do I know ?? What's with this behaviors guys

You saw it today? or witnessed it today, where is the picture to verify your experience? Yeah some bros do fvck up but you didn't see anything so i no go believe you say u see anything. You can always blurred out the face

But guy I get this picture for my phone since last 3 months

Nairalanders no get problem see wetin people dey argue about??
When na only making money dey my mind

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Watch:

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stanliwise:
I am a SIMP!
Infact I will change my bio soon and write SIMP.
As a simp is a person who do cannot have his own reasoning but must follow some gay men hiding under covers. Coming to Nairaland, creating spam thread to convince and insult people.

Anyway I am different, If that means being a SIMP. Well it is a welcome development.

So next time find another curse word. This one iyaff expired.

Meanwhile your brother is jobless, no work

it's obvious you have comprehension problem. I understand you were not opportune to own a comprehensive English reader in your primary school days. Jog along boy..
NB: your name should be stanli_asswipe because you sound so bobriskyish

stanliwise:
Nice development. They leave When they can’t insult.

I wish other guys can learn

he murdered you but you just playing safe. (damage control) Only the intelligent ones will read between the lines